Undercover Cultist's page

Uh...It's ok. I'll take the Cultist. he just ducked out the back this way where you can't see him now.

*yiptiyip*

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

Undercover Cultist wrote:

You post using your differant Aliases in the hope noone connects them and realizes you're just increasing your threadcount.

But that would be a shameful thing to do. absolutely shameful. and the lord Sebastian frowns on shameful things.

I second this. there are some things that just aren't done.

Alright fine. I won't do that then...

You post using your differant Aliases in the hope noone connects them and realizes you're just increasing your threadcount.

CourtFool wrote:

lastknightleft wrote:

you suck courtfool.

I thought it went without saying that you did not have to meet all of the statements. Just one qualifies you. Multiple affirmatives just amplifies your addiction.

Oh, and don't you mean, "You are full of suck courtfool"?

I knew I didn't have to meet all of them, but Dangit I was going for 100% addiction and you stuck me with 95% addiction. How am I going to show my face at my next PA meeting, huh, answer me that?

by donning a poodle mask made from the skull of a poodle? trust me, no one will even remember that you missed a question.

Undercover Cultist wrote:

but at least I got her number!

Did you two sniff bums?

O.O

...
>.<
Dammit! How could she lie to me? the numbers prolly fake too...

Undercover Cultist wrote:

If you want, a bunch of us Cultists of Sebastian (ok, just me) are invading this new Poodle thing to see what's up. need to protect the high lord and master, don't-cha know. That should rekindle your inner cultist.

Yeah right! That's not what you said last night at PoodleCon when you were poodlecuddling with that sexy puppy!

Totally not my fault! she came onto me man! I don't know her! met her in a bar! Alright fine, I have a weekness for pom-poms, OK?!?!

*breaks down and sobs*

but at least I got her number!

CourtFool wrote:

You know who Sebastian is and why everyone hates him.

Hey now! That's blasphemy there, buddy! I may be the only Cultist of Sebastian left, but.. aw man...

..and thus proceeds the 'doubt' phase..

perhaps i should form a new cult

If you want, a bunch of us Cultists of Sebastian (ok, just me) are invading this new Poodle thing to see what's up. need to protect the high lord and master, don't-cha know. That should rekindle your inner cultist.

Llamafrog wrote:

Poodle haters you are welcome to join too! This is not a poodle-lover cult! Express your strong feelings to poodles in the maner that suits you the most and while doing so, do it in poodle-style and don the mantle! Poodleheads are available at the Alias Avatar store, free of charge of course!.

I will only wear a poodle head if it has been severed from the body of an actual poodle.

...mine was. It was the most fun part of my accepting the inner poodle, that is the poodle that i just put inside me. by eating it. and now wearing the head as a mask.

I have 50 poodles in my belly.

"Gotta catchum...gotta catchum all!!!"

Only 101 more to go. anything that comes after that doesn't really count.

So what's the 'haps, fellow poodles? any goings ons I should be made aware of or plots goings down to overthrow certain lords and lawyers, as I am obviously one of your own. Or if possible I know where they are raising a giant statue of that enemy of ours, and by ours I include myself, because I am one of your own as I myself have already stated. we could all go down there and stand in the shadow. why yes, it is rather windy out, why?