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Umlo clumsily catches up to Kyran and the man Aye what he said, Goblins and Dogs it worse than Cats and Dogs Umlo exclaims between exhausted puffs of air as he spits his beard out of his mouth.

As Umlo's stout legs get him to the house he mumbles "gonna have to pay to get that fixed". He yells out for the city guard "We be needing help here"Umlo looks a bit sheepish as he enters the house with a broken door hoping the screaming was nothing domestic....

Umlo instictively pulls his axe and shield out and heads in the direction of the commotion.

"Aye Grond we should stay here in town...you know just in case there is another attack..best we leave a couple behind to defend, and right about now I be defending a big tankard of Sandpoint's finest Ale.". Umlo leans back puts his arms over his head linking his fingers behind his head and puts his feet up. "To Torag my brother to Torag!!!" Umlo downs the first ale he has and wide eyed and eagerly awaits the arrival of a second...

Aye with Torag's blessing, the town will be clear of the menace
Umlo stands and follows his Dwarven brother, the longshank, and the green skin.
In Dwarven

Umlo gives Fern a hard stare as he taps a silver brooch in the shape of a raven on hs cloak.

In Dwarven

Yay I will be converting Umlo to the Paizo ranger in the morning

"No offense green skin" Umlo states as he points to Korpi, "but most Goblins do not venture so close to a larger settlement such as Sandpoint without the urging of a greater menance" Umlo pulls out the 20 gold he got from the Warchanter, "Lets use this to help the victim's families". Umlo replies to Grond in Dwarven

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Umlo stands next to the Cleric of Desna, Clapping his meaty hand on the humans back Umlo says, Thank you human I owe you please let me buy you a tall cool glass of what ever you be drinking. He turns to Grond, My Dwarven brother it is an honor fighting by your side, please share a stout mug of ale with me, He looks to the man with the hatchet and dagger, good sir you are welcome as well. He watches the witch run off looking for goblins his eyes soften, he asks the group what do we know of her?

Hey I will take a swingf at any remaining Goblin who is no ton our side (I am still on vacation so Chris can u roll for me) thanks I am back home on tues

Umlo dreams of an anvil and smoke and the feeling of a hard day's work. The anvil is strong, he notices a butterfly land on the anvil, as Umlo reaches to touch this magnificient creature a cool feeling rushes to his extremities and fills his lungs as if he had just taken his first breath again. Consciousness rushes back to his mind his sight coming into focus. His mind hears a scratchy voice say "wear his beard as a hat" he sees a human kneeling over him with a radiance. Awkwardly Umlo states "Thank you". Umlo stands pulls out his Dwarven War axe and states to the Goblin rider, I think I like my beard where is is (Chris I am at school can you rool attack and damage for me).

I am on a plane today until 1 am eastern time tonight I will post soon after I land THANKS for the first aid and healing guys

The world swirls in on Umlo, blackness creeping in from the edges of his eys. A warmness washes over Umlo and his eyes roll back into his head. Drifting into unconsciousness, Umlo feels a wetness soothing his side and leg.

Stabalization.

status -4HP bleeding

Umlo sticks with his reported action above

Umlo twists as the horsechopper slices deep into his leg. Arrggghhh, you'll pay for that you flatheaded green piece of snot!!! dropping to his knee as he clutches his leg to assess the severity of the wound.

status 4/11 hp

Umlo pulls out his other throwing axe and hurls it at the rider if he is still up, if not he will throw it at one of the Goblins on foot. "Eat the steel of my axe you little waste of flesh!!" the hurled axe flies through the air with a bit of a wobble.
Attack and Damage roll.
Attack=12
Damage=5

hey no worries Grond real life always takes precedence

Since Umlo has his Throwing axe out he hurls it into the Goblin riding the rat-dog thing...
Ranged Attack and Damage
Attack 18 +1Dex; +1BAB; +1 Goblin; +1 Bless=22
Damage 5+4str=9

"Arrggghhh Torag make my aim true and strike down this abomination" Umlo grunts as the throwing axe is hurled toward the goblin rider, arcing end over end in a perfect spiral its trajectory heading straight for the rider's chest...

Umlo would not mind some healing, if it does not come he will follow the little Goblin running off to the west where the sound of more Goblin singing is heard, He calls to Grond in Dwarven, "I think more of the little green freaks are to the west, you can hear the singing". He yells to the priest wearing the Desna gear and the other man playing with the goblins by the wagon, "Tallfolk you gonna see if the rest of the town needs us?" Umlo takes out a throwing axe and heads off after a round of waiting to see if healing will come. He casts a glare at the woman named Fern, "you best keep your distance witch, you have a licence for your craft?" with a clumsy lift of his belt to pull his pants up he heads west. Umlo spends the round he waits for healing putting the looted gear in his pack.

Umlo reaches down to search the corpse of the warchanter, his eyes turn suscpiciously to a female in combat with a remaining goblin. (loots corpse)

Umlo hunches over catching his breath, the slightly overweight Dwarf's laboured breathing suggests he may have had too much ale already today. With an unplesant heave, the contents of Umlo's stomach expell to the dirt beside the dead Warchanters severed corpse. "I do not remember eating that" the dwarf mutters, as he attempts to kick dirt over his exposed stomach contents. Wiping his beard of vomit he scans the horizon watching the goblin retreat. Pleased with himself he puts his waraxe away and attemps to bandage his wound.

Umlo ignores the goblin to his right and charges the Warchanter, attempting to recognize the spell as arcane or divine.
Spellcraft.
"Die Goblin Scum back to your vile maker!" Umlo screetches as a torrent of spittle escapes his pursed lips.
Attack and Damage roll.
Spellcraft: 5 (no idea LOL)
Attack:22 +2 for charge
Damage:12 +2 if arcane spell caster

Umlo replies in Dwarven to Grond, "even when they are dead their aint no good to em, Torag's blessing to you brother, nice to see a fellow longbeard in this town".
Umlo's eyes narrow at the Goblin leader urging the others on, if there is a clear path he will charge towards the Goblin with the whip if he does not have a clear path he will charge a goblin in the direct path between the whip wielder and himself.

Attack and damage.
Attack: 23 (+2 for charge)
Damage: 10 (+2 if arcane spell caster)

That's funny a Goblin who hates other Goblins, so now they act like Elves, with their forest elves and "dark" elves. I'll never understand the other races. Umlo grunts out a belly laugh, make em all stout and hairy like us dwarves and we'd all get along.

Umlo, looks to the child with the wooden sword and gruffly exclaims, "you best get inside child, this is no place for you!" Then looking to the Human male who just took a wound from the Goblin He states, "the names Umlo, shall we extingish those flames pointing with his axe to the south." With a wild look in his eyes and a gap-toothed grin, he mutters under his breath, "I hope those are magical flames". He matches pace with the man moving towards the fires.

Umlo wipes the guts from his brow after splattering the filthy greenskin. Huffing and puffing he looks around eyes narrowed for any obvious signs of a Goblin spellcaster (Wizard, sorcerer, or bard). If he fails to see any arcane caster he looks for a leader type. If they are within 20 ft he will make a move and attack if they are farther he will charge. If no leader type within charge Umlo will charge the nearest Goblin threatening a townsfolk. "ARRRRGGGHHH back to your makers filth!"

Attack and Damage roll.
Attack roll: 24 (+2 if I need to charge for a 26)
Damage roll: 5 (+2 if a arcane spell caster (Wiz/Sor/Bard) for 7 damage)

Perception:12
Initiative:6

Hey Chris can Umlo sack his spells he gets for the character option: "Champion of the wild" in the Complete Champion on pg. 50.
It sacks all my spell casting to gain bonus feats at 4th, 8th, 11th, and 14th [from a select list]. Also, I cannot use scrolls wands or any other magic item that requires a spell list to use. It fits with my theme...

Umlo's skills fixed

If we are getting a player's guide bonus feat, Umlo will take "Big Game Hunter"

Umlo dusts off his hat as he enters Sandpoint's nearest watering hole. Thirsty for drink and adventure he looks for both.