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Ukko's Maiden wrote:

*bamp* ( a flash of light and the scent of Channel #5 fills the air; mixed with the smell of bear)

I, Chooser of the Slain, salute you who are about to battle the infernal legion of Hippies! Some Efreeti chef told me you sought a the drink of heroes before battle thus I give unto you the Drink of Heroes:
Finlandia Premium Vodka; (a 5 gallon wooden keg appears); drink and sing praises for soon thou may die.

(she gives a suggestive smile and wink)

*bamp* in a bolt of lightening she is gone, but the memory of her beauty lingers...


Cleric

*bamp* ( a flash of light and the scent of Channel #5 fills the air; mixed with the smell of bear)

I, Chooser of the Slain, salute you who are about to battle the infernal legion of Hippies! Some Efreeti chef told me you sought a the drink of heroes before battle thus I give unto you the Drink of Heroes:
Finlandia Premium Vodka; (a 5 gallon wooden keg appears); drink and sing praises for soon thou may die.

(she gives a suggestive smile and wink)

*bamp* in a bolt of lightening she is gone, but the memory of her beauty lingers...



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