paizo.com Recent Posts by Ubermenchpaizo.com Recent Posts by Ubermench2012-09-06T22:54:39Z2012-09-06T22:54:39ZForums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque ShadowrunUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2muxd?Albuquerque-Shadowrun#12011-09-16T08:14:32Z2011-09-16T08:14:32Z<p>Looking for Albuquerque area players for a weekend game of Shadowrun.</p>Looking for Albuquerque area players for a weekend game of Shadowrun.Ubermench2011-09-16T08:14:32ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NM- looking for groupUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kojc?Albuquerque-NM-looking-for-group#222011-06-04T07:15:34Z2011-06-04T07:15:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ubermench wrote:</div><blockquote> Hey I'm looking for game also. </blockquote><p>e-mail is in my profile.Ubermench wrote:Hey I'm looking for game also.
e-mail is in my profile.Ubermench2011-06-04T07:15:34ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NM- looking for groupUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kojc?Albuquerque-NM-looking-for-group#212011-07-28T21:00:05Z2011-06-04T05:45:19Z<p>Hey I'm looking for game also.</p>Hey I'm looking for game also.Ubermench2011-06-04T05:45:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What are Christmas traditions from your part of the world?Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ln13?What-are-Christmas-traditions-from-your-part#32010-12-24T12:53:05Z2010-12-24T12:53:05Z<p>Here in NM, USA we have luminarias</p>
<p><a href="http://www.aoc.nrao.edu/~cwalker/socorro/txLuminaria_1996_08.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">photo</a></p>
<p>It is truly amazing that you can make something so pretty with only candles and brown paper lunch bags.</p>Here in NM, USA we have luminarias
photo
It is truly amazing that you can make something so pretty with only candles and brown paper lunch bags.Ubermench2010-12-24T12:53:05ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque AreaUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k7h3?Albuquerque-Area#32009-12-04T01:27:03Z2009-12-04T01:27:01Z<p>I'll keep you informed if anything develops into a game.</p>I'll keep you informed if anything develops into a game.Ubermench2009-12-04T01:27:01ZForums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque AreaUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k7h3?Albuquerque-Area#12012-11-15T22:16:57Z2009-12-02T09:33:43Z<p>Looking for game any game, I'm available anytime and day to play.</p>Looking for game any game, I'm available anytime and day to play.Ubermench2009-12-02T09:33:43ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0bj?Albuquerque-NM#72009-10-23T01:24:13Z2009-10-23T01:24:13Z<p>Single player looking for group.</p>Single player looking for group.Ubermench2009-10-23T01:24:13ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0bj?Albuquerque-NM#62009-10-16T22:32:48Z2009-10-16T22:32:48Z<p>Update:
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My group just fell apart so I am looking for a group for anyday.</p>Update:
My group just fell apart so I am looking for a group for anyday.Ubermench2009-10-16T22:32:48ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0bj?Albuquerque-NM#52009-10-15T10:24:58Z2009-10-15T10:22:10Z<p>A two hour drive is a bit out of range for me, sorry.</p>
<p>If we could find someone in Santa Rosa to host the game it might be doable.</p>A two hour drive is a bit out of range for me, sorry.
If we could find someone in Santa Rosa to host the game it might be doable.Ubermench2009-10-15T10:22:10ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0bj?Albuquerque-NM#32009-10-15T10:14:29Z2009-10-15T10:14:29Z<p>I'm also willing to join an existing group, no time or day constraints.</p>I'm also willing to join an existing group, no time or day constraints.Ubermench2009-10-15T10:14:29ZForums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0bj?Albuquerque-NM#22009-10-15T04:11:08Z2009-10-15T03:33:32Z<p>Bump.</p>
<p>4E and Pathfinder, bi-weekly on Fri. 8pm to around midnight.</p>Bump.
4E and Pathfinder, bi-weekly on Fri. 8pm to around midnight.Ubermench2009-10-15T03:33:32ZForums: Gamer Connection: Albuquerque, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0bj?Albuquerque-NM#12009-09-29T15:36:52Z2009-09-29T15:36:52Z<p>Looking for 2 to 3 players for an ongoing 4e game.</p>Looking for 2 to 3 players for an ongoing 4e game.Ubermench2009-09-29T15:36:52ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Santa Fe, NMUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jtas?Santa-Fe-NM#82009-08-12T21:33:17Z2009-08-12T21:33:17Z<p>Welcome to NM, I don't know any games in Santa Fe (I live in Albuquerque) but I just got laid off so if you want to start a Saturday game I might be available for a wile.</p>Welcome to NM, I don't know any games in Santa Fe (I live in Albuquerque) but I just got laid off so if you want to start a Saturday game I might be available for a wile.Ubermench2009-08-12T21:33:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=57?Generic-Post#28432010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-07-03T02:39:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ubermench wrote:</div><blockquote> Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony. </blockquote>The Not So Great Schism? </blockquote><p>Celebrated with the ritual keg stand and the passing of the water. (poodles only, the ponies ritually file frivolous lawsuits).CourtFool wrote:Ubermench wrote: Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.
The Not So Great Schism? Celebrated with the ritual keg stand and the passing of the water. (poodles only, the ponies ritually file frivolous lawsuits).Ubermench2009-07-03T02:39:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=57?Generic-Post#28402010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-07-03T00:51:49Z<p>Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.</p>Post declaring a break from the old cult and the founding of a new cult around a golden pony.Ubermench2009-07-03T00:51:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=57?Generic-Post#28392010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-07-03T00:50:01Z<p>Post praising the new cult and the golden poodle idol at its center.</p>Post praising the new cult and the golden poodle idol at its center.Ubermench2009-07-03T00:50:01ZRe: Forums: Other RPGs: Anyone tried Artesia: Adventures in the Known World?Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jppt?Anyone-tried-Artesia-Adventures-in-the-Known#42009-07-03T00:37:49Z2009-07-03T00:37:49Z<p><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=artesia+nm&sll=37.439974,-95.712891&sspn=34.246833,56.162109&ie=UTF8&ll=32.389239,-103.359375&spn=4.582191,7.020264&z=7&iwloc=A" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Atresia: Adventures in the southwest.</a></p>Atresia: Adventures in the southwest.Ubermench2009-07-03T00:37:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: R.I.P Farrah FawcettUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jp3j?RIP-Farrah-Fawcett#122009-06-28T13:39:38Z2009-06-28T13:39:38Z<p>I remember many a teenaged night holding her poster up with one hand.</p>
<p>The world is less beautiful plane now she's gone, rest in peace.</p>I remember many a teenaged night holding her poster up with one hand.
The world is less beautiful plane now she's gone, rest in peace.Ubermench2009-06-28T13:39:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=29?untitled-II#14052009-06-28T13:31:55Z2009-06-28T13:31:55Z<p>If'n ya took off thet helmut ya might find your hed's on fire too.</p>If'n ya took off thet helmut ya might find your hed's on fire too.Ubermench2009-06-28T13:31:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paizo T-ShirtsUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jojn?Paizo-TShirts#492009-06-28T13:28:48Z2009-06-28T13:28:48Z<p>Pathfinder, almost a whole new game system.</p>
<p>Pathfinder, it's like D&D but better.</p>Pathfinder, almost a whole new game system.
Pathfinder, it's like D&D but better.Ubermench2009-06-28T13:28:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=29?untitled-II#14032009-06-28T13:26:59Z2009-06-28T13:26:25Z<p>Life is going great for me, the hotel I manage is now open and doing well. I have a new gf, I think she’s a keeper, that has made me feel like I'm 25 again and is a constant joy and irritation, she makes me go out and be sociable when I would rather be at work or playing games. She is out of town right now visiting her mama which has given me the spare time to check up on my buds here at Paizo. </p>
<p>So how is every thing going down here in the briar patch?</p>Life is going great for me, the hotel I manage is now open and doing well. I have a new gf, I think she’s a keeper, that has made me feel like I'm 25 again and is a constant joy and irritation, she makes me go out and be sociable when I would rather be at work or playing games. She is out of town right now visiting her mama which has given me the spare time to check up on my buds here at Paizo.
So how is every thing going down here in the briar patch?Ubermench2009-06-28T13:26:25ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: What Old School(pre-3.x) D&D artist would you most want to see do a piece for Golarion?Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jp85?What-Old-School-DD-artist-would-you-most-want#442009-06-28T07:25:40Z2009-06-28T07:25:39Z<p>I wanna see Brom, Michael Whelan or Elmore.</p>I wanna see Brom, Michael Whelan or Elmore.Ubermench2009-06-28T07:25:39ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Haunted ShoesUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jb6e?Haunted-Shoes#112009-06-28T07:21:04Z2009-06-28T07:18:43Z<p>It would depend on the rest of the outfit or lack of one. Personally I prefer the boots1 except during religious ceremonies.</p>It would depend on the rest of the outfit or lack of one. Personally I prefer the boots1 except during religious ceremonies.Ubermench2009-06-28T07:18:43ZRe: Forums: Music & Audio: Your Guilty PleasuresUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jp6t?Your-Guilty-Pleasures#32009-06-28T06:29:36Z2009-06-28T06:29:36Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqLz6LqMsU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Aquabats - Super rad</a>
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SoCal geek rock's best.</p>Aquabats - Super rad
SoCal geek rock's best.Ubermench2009-06-28T06:29:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=28?untitled-II#13992009-06-28T05:43:56Z2009-06-28T05:41:14Z<p>Reckin'ed ya'll sill be here.
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Ayup.</p>Reckin'ed ya'll sill be here.
Ayup.Ubermench2009-06-28T05:41:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paizo T-ShirtsUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jojn?Paizo-TShirts#452009-06-28T05:37:28Z2009-06-28T05:37:27Z<p>My Pathfinder monk beat the crap out of your 4e paladin.</p>
<p>Pathfinder, even the ponies are macho.</p>
<p>What the f••k is a CMB?</p>
<p>Orv me baby.</p>My Pathfinder monk beat the crap out of your 4e paladin.
Pathfinder, even the ponies are macho.
What the f**k is a CMB?
Orv me baby.Ubermench2009-06-28T05:37:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: You're all gonna die...Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjou?Youre-all-gonna-die#132009-04-26T21:08:31Z2009-04-26T21:08:31Z<p>We're not all gonna die just most of Africa, Asia and Central America.
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US and Canada as well as most of Europe will only suffer 2% to 3% fatality rate similar to the last swine flu pandemic.</p>We're not all gonna die just most of Africa, Asia and Central America.
US and Canada as well as most of Europe will only suffer 2% to 3% fatality rate similar to the last swine flu pandemic.Ubermench2009-04-26T21:08:31ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: interest? Star Wars Saga Edition, Scum and Villainy PBPUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjoc?interest-Star-Wars-Saga-Edition-Scum-and#52009-04-26T08:13:49Z2009-04-26T08:13:49Z<p>Too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, I want too but I'm too busy.</p>Too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too busy, too...Ubermench2009-04-26T08:13:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=48?Generic-Post#23652010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-04-26T08:05:33Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7U0XFeXYUQ&feature=related" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Link to Oprahtoad.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfs1VuFBtpE&feature=related" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Link to Obamatoad.</a></p>Link to Oprahtoad.
Link to Obamatoad.Ubermench2009-04-26T08:05:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A Case of an Immortal in America History...Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjni?A-Case-of-an-Immortal-in-America-History#22012-11-15T21:57:20Z2009-04-26T02:55:40Z<p>Just watch the Highlander TV series.</p>Just watch the Highlander TV series.Ubermench2009-04-26T02:55:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ahmadinejad is a toolUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj8d?Ahmadinejad-is-a-tool#362009-04-26T02:53:56Z2009-04-26T02:53:56Z<p>He's tool enough to be sold by Snap-On.</p>He's tool enough to be sold by Snap-On.Ubermench2009-04-26T02:53:56ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Games that could use more CthulhuUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjoe?Games-that-could-use-more-Cthulhu#62010-03-21T05:32:55Z2009-04-26T02:51:39Z<p>Bella Sara: Doom in the Pasture</p>
<p>You would get to pretty up you deep ones for slaughter in pony shows.</p>Bella Sara: Doom in the Pasture
You would get to pretty up you deep ones for slaughter in pony shows.Ubermench2009-04-26T02:51:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Stranded (a Star Frontiers pbp)UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2r&page=2?Stranded#672009-05-24T15:30:31Z2009-04-26T02:42:46Z<p>As Killikil Knikk and Tekkie are attempting to disable the rescue beacon all of you hear the roar of a hovercraft fly overhead. Looking up you see the hovercraft begin to circle back to the area of broken trees caused by the crash and will be over your position in just a few minutes. The beacon is still active.</p>
<p>Hanarin: [Spoiler omitted]</p>As Killikil Knikk and Tekkie are attempting to disable the rescue beacon all of you hear the roar of a hovercraft fly overhead. Looking up you see the hovercraft begin to circle back to the area of broken trees caused by the crash and will be over your position in just a few minutes. The beacon is still active.
Hanarin: [Spoiler omitted]UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-26T02:42:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=6?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2612009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-26T02:26:14Z<p>Initiative:
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Sunaj
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Tiefling (darkfire)
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Galvan
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Human 1
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Human 3
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Jonas
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Elf 2 (bloodied)
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Dwarf
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Human 2
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Isari
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Human 4
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Elf 1
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Thewl</p>
<p>Isari's booming strike solidly hits the dwarf staggering him slightly.</p>
<p>human 4 charges Galvan and swings a light striking Galvan causing 6hp damage</p>
<p>Elf 1 disappears in a bamf of smoke and reappears at AB15.</p>
<p>Thewl and Sunaj's turn is up. <span class=messageboard-ooc> will play Thewl if he doesn’t post by tomorrow </span></p>
<p><a href="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/115/5/0/round_3c_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Map.</a></p>Initiative:
Sunaj
Tiefling (darkfire)
Galvan
Human 1
Human 3
Jonas
Elf 2 (bloodied)
Dwarf
Human 2
Isari
Human 4
Elf 1
Thewl
Isari's booming strike solidly hits the dwarf staggering him slightly.
human 4 charges Galvan and swings a light striking Galvan causing 6hp damage
Elf 1 disappears in a bamf of smoke and reappears at AB15.
Thewl and Sunaj's turn is up. will play Thewl if he doesn’t post by tomorrow
Map.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-26T02:26:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=6?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#2592009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-04-25T22:33:16Z<p>Magnus will talk with the osler for about half an hour giving the others time to search and then excuse himself and meet up with them at the hotel.</p>Magnus will talk with the osler for about half an hour giving the others time to search and then excuse himself and meet up with them at the hotel.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-25T22:33:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=5?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#2482009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-04-25T22:18:47Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been really busy at work</span></p>
<p>Graz target's the same zombie he has his hunters mark on but sends his second shot at the zombie on NaDarr.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2043990/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack 1st zombie=20 damage=14, attack 2nd zombie=14 damage=9 </a></p>sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been really busy at work
Graz target's the same zombie he has his hunters mark on but sends his second shot at the zombie on NaDarr.
attack 1st zombie=20 damage=14, attack 2nd zombie=14 damage=9Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-25T22:18:47ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Core Rulebook (OGL)Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/products/btpy88yj/discuss&page=6?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Core-Rulebook#2662010-07-15T22:26:35Z2009-04-24T00:41:35Z<p>Any word on special or signed editions?</p>Any word on special or signed editions?Ubermench2009-04-24T00:41:35ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Star Frontiers pbpUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jidm&page=2?Star-Frontiers-pbp#542009-04-24T00:33:44Z2009-04-24T00:33:43Z<p>Opps forgot to start one.</p>Opps forgot to start one.Ubermench2009-04-24T00:33:43ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Interest in a pbp Star Wars Saga Old Republic Era game?Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jii6?Interest-in-a-pbp-Star-Wars-Saga-Old-Republic#302009-04-24T00:32:31Z2009-04-24T00:32:31Z<p>I'm truly sorry but I have to bow out, I'm too busy at work to begin any more games right now..</p>I'm truly sorry but I have to bow out, I'm too busy at work to begin any more games right now..Ubermench2009-04-24T00:32:31ZRe: Forums: Movies: Have you heard...Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjca?Have-you-heard#162009-04-24T00:29:27Z2009-04-24T00:29:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Seldriss wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kirth Gersen wrote:</div><blockquote> And Sean Connery plays a scottish Gandalf. </blockquote>Not many people know it, but originally Peter Jackson proposed the role of Gandalf to Sean Connery, who refused it. </blockquote><p>I bet Conery is kicking himself in the ass.Seldriss wrote:Kirth Gersen wrote: And Sean Connery plays a scottish Gandalf.
Not many people know it, but originally Peter Jackson proposed the role of Gandalf to Sean Connery, who refused it. I bet Conery is kicking himself in the ass.Ubermench2009-04-24T00:29:27ZRe: Forums: Movies: Have you heard...Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjca?Have-you-heard#152009-04-24T00:28:20Z2009-04-24T00:28:20Z<p>Has the whole Peter Jackson thing been resolved?</p>Has the whole Peter Jackson thing been resolved?Ubermench2009-04-24T00:28:20ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: Eberron by Gaslamp - Steampunk conversion idea...Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jjhc?Eberron-by-Gaslamp-Steampunk-conversion-idea#62009-07-10T17:13:16Z2009-04-24T00:26:32Z<p>You could also control magic by baseing the level of magic by the amount of tech thats around. Lots of tech very low magic, little tech lots more magic. This would also leed to a city having low magic and small hamlets having a lot.</p>You could also control magic by baseing the level of magic by the amount of tech thats around. Lots of tech very low magic, little tech lots more magic. This would also leed to a city having low magic and small hamlets having a lot.Ubermench2009-04-24T00:26:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=19?untitled-II#9462009-04-24T00:22:02Z2009-04-24T00:22:01Z<p>AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGUUUUURRRRLLLGGGGGAAAA MY HEADS ON FIRE!</p>
<p>I'm getting me a suped-up chopper and start talking like Nick Cage.</p>AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGUUUUURRRRLLLGGGGGAAAA MY HEADS ON FIRE!
I'm getting me a suped-up chopper and start talking like Nick Cage.Ubermench2009-04-24T00:22:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=48?Generic-Post#23592010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-04-24T00:17:25Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yoJI-Tl94g" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Link to Hypno-Toad.</a></p>Link to Hypno-Toad.Ubermench2009-04-24T00:17:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Stranded (a Star Frontiers pbp)Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2r&page=2?Stranded#612009-05-24T15:30:31Z2009-04-24T00:03:26Z<p>The beacon is still broadcasting.</p>The beacon is still broadcasting.Ubermench2009-04-24T00:03:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=8?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3842009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-23T23:59:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jake Nimbletoes wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Jake looks at Elmo sternly, "Because you were off galivanting with this one," he says, thumbing at Ba'az.</p>
<p>"Right, I have my equipment ready, as well as the most important item in our, well, my, arsenal." </blockquote><p>"Sorry I didn't mean to cause strain on your bromance. But Jake you could have come also".
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I think I came in on a horse.</span></p>Jake Nimbletoes wrote:Jake looks at Elmo sternly, "Because you were off galivanting with this one," he says, thumbing at Ba'az.
"Right, I have my equipment ready, as well as the most important item in our, well, my, arsenal."
"Sorry I didn't mean to cause strain on your bromance. But Jake you could have come also". I think I came in on a horse.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-23T23:59:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=6?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2592009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-23T22:03:02Z<p>Initiative:
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Sunaj
<br />
Tiefling (darkfire)
<br />
Galvan
<br />
Human 1
<br />
Human 3
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Elf 2 (bloodied)
<br />
Dwarf
<br />
Human 2
<br />
Isari
<br />
Human 4
<br />
Elf 1
<br />
Thewl</p>
<p>Jonas' spell fizzles having no effect on any of the cultists.</p>
<p>Elf 2 pulls out a rapier and dirk and slashes at Galvan. The rapier catching on Glavan's right thigh causing 9 hp damage.</p>
<p>The dwarf charges Isari swinging his battleaxe in a high arc that Isari dodges with just a step to the left.</p>
<p>Human 2 pulls out a light flail and swings at Sunaj clipping his shoulder causing 6hp damage.</p>
<p>Isari is up.</p>
<p><a href="http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/113/6/3/round_3c_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Map.</a></p>Initiative:
Sunaj
Tiefling (darkfire)
Galvan
Human 1
Human 3
Jonas
Elf 2 (bloodied)
Dwarf
Human 2
Isari
Human 4
Elf 1
Thewl
Jonas' spell fizzles having no effect on any of the cultists.
Elf 2 pulls out a rapier and dirk and slashes at Galvan. The rapier catching on Glavan's right thigh causing 9 hp damage.
The dwarf charges Isari swinging his battleaxe in a high arc that Isari dodges with just a step to the left.
Human 2 pulls out a light flail and swings at Sunaj clipping his shoulder...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-23T22:03:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Stranded (a Star Frontiers pbp)UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2r&page=2?Stranded#592009-05-24T15:30:31Z2009-04-23T21:47:04Z<p>Killikil Knikk: flight recorder has the approximate location of your pod as well as the nearest equipment pod and aerial photo of the surrounding area. Using the aerial photos you can determine the equipment pod is to the northeast about 150mi and the landing pad is 200mi to the west. Also the pod is sending out a distress signal, give me a Computers: Bypass Security to shut it off.
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The pods sensors are bolted to the superstructure.
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You are correct about the survival packs.</p>
<p>Dr. Wizfixt: Five people where in the pod.</p>
<p>Tekkie: Ability’s don’t give bonuses in Star Frontiers but I houseruled it so they do, uses the chart to add any cs bonuses.</p>
<p>01-30...-2CS
<br />
31-40...-1CS
<br />
41-55....0CS
<br />
56-75...+1CS
<br />
76-100..+2CS
<br />
common sense will apply to what ability will influence what skill, i.e. engineering skills are based on logic, medical skills are based in intelligence, ranged combat based on dexterity, close combat based on reaction speed and so on.</p>
<p>Hanarin: You notice what appears to be large webs strung between the tree tops and aside from the breeze blowing the forest no sounds of animal life.</p>Killikil Knikk: flight recorder has the approximate location of your pod as well as the nearest equipment pod and aerial photo of the surrounding area. Using the aerial photos you can determine the equipment pod is to the northeast about 150mi and the landing pad is 200mi to the west. Also the pod is sending out a distress signal, give me a Computers: Bypass Security to shut it off.
The pods sensors are bolted to the superstructure.
You are correct about the survival packs.
Dr. Wizfixt: Five...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-23T21:47:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=5?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#2502009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-04-21T21:24:32Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
<br />
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.</p>
<p>The Management. </span></p>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.
The Management.Ubermench2009-04-21T21:24:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=8?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3722009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-21T21:23:52Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
<br />
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.</p>
<p>The Management. </span></p>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.
The Management.Ubermench2009-04-21T21:23:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=11?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#5322009-04-21T21:23:26Z2009-04-21T21:23:23Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
<br />
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.</p>
<p>The Management. </span></p>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.
The Management.Ubermench2009-04-21T21:23:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=3#1142009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-21T21:22:10Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
<br />
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.</p>
<p>The Management. </span></p>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.
The Management.Ubermench2009-04-21T21:22:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=5?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#2372009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-04-21T21:21:43Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
<br />
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.</p>
<p>The Management. </span></p>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.
The Management.Ubermench2009-04-21T21:21:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Stranded (a Star Frontiers pbp)UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2r?Stranded#362009-05-24T15:30:31Z2009-04-21T21:21:16Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
<br />
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.</p>
<p>The Management. </span></p>My hotel is remodeling and I am super busy and worn out from moving furniture around. I will catch up on posts latter tonight.
Sorry for any inconveniences caused.
The Management.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-21T21:21:16ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: OoTs #646Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2d?OoTs-646#42009-04-20T13:12:19Z2009-04-20T13:12:19Z<p>"We're sub-contractors." lol.</p>"We're sub-contractors." lol.Ubermench2009-04-20T13:12:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Stranded (a Star Frontiers pbp)UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2r?Stranded#92009-05-24T15:30:31Z2009-04-20T12:22:58Z<p>Tekkie: repair vehicle would be fine.</p>
<p>Killikil Knikk: Give me a Computers: Access & Operate roll.</p>
<p>Included in the pod are 2 survival packs each include a survival tent a water purifier and a one complete med kit and tool kit.</p>
<p>Edit: one short range transcever (500 mi range).</p>Tekkie: repair vehicle would be fine.
Killikil Knikk: Give me a Computers: Access & Operate roll.
Included in the pod are 2 survival packs each include a survival tent a water purifier and a one complete med kit and tool kit.
Edit: one short range transcever (500 mi range).UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T12:22:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=6?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2572009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-20T05:27:13Z<p>Initiative:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Tiefling (darkfire)
<br />
Galvan
<br />
Human 1
<br />
Human 3
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Elf 2 (bloodied)
<br />
Dwarf
<br />
Human 2
<br />
Isari
<br />
Human 4
<br />
Elf 1
<br />
Thewl</p>
<p>Galvan lopes up the elves swings his great axe in a wide arc cleaving through the defenses of both elves and crippling the arm of one. (I had to move you to w-14 for that maneuver to work.)</p>
<p>Human 2 rushes Sunaj swings and misses.
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Human 1 rushes Isari but is unable to reach.</p>
<p>Jonas is up.</p>
<p><a href="http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/109/b/f/market_1b_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map</a></p>Initiative:
Sunaj
Tiefling (darkfire)
Galvan
Human 1
Human 3
Jonas
Elf 2 (bloodied)
Dwarf
Human 2
Isari
Human 4
Elf 1
Thewl
Galvan lopes up the elves swings his great axe in a wide arc cleaving through the defenses of both elves and crippling the arm of one. (I had to move you to w-14 for that maneuver to work.)
Human 2 rushes Sunaj swings and misses.
Human 1 rushes Isari but is unable to reach.
Jonas is up.
Updated mapUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T05:27:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=6?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2552009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-20T01:38:51Z<p>Initiative:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Tiefling (darkfire)
<br />
Galvan
<br />
Human 1
<br />
Human 3
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Elf 2
<br />
Dwarf
<br />
Human 2
<br />
Isari
<br />
Human 4
<br />
Elf 1
<br />
Thewl</p>
<p>The tiefling spins around to face Sunaj as a stunned look crosses his face. "I only do what the Master wishes and the Master wishes you dead." She raises her hand and throws balefire at Sunaj hitting him in the left leg doing 4 damage and 5 ongoing fire damage. Sunaj reacts to the balefire attacks and let looses his spiteful glamor on the female tiefling even before the balefire reaches him stiking her with it. </p>
<p>Galvan is up.</p>Initiative:
Sunaj
Tiefling (darkfire)
Galvan
Human 1
Human 3
Jonas
Elf 2
Dwarf
Human 2
Isari
Human 4
Elf 1
Thewl
The tiefling spins around to face Sunaj as a stunned look crosses his face. "I only do what the Master wishes and the Master wishes you dead." She raises her hand and throws balefire at Sunaj hitting him in the left leg doing 4 damage and 5 ongoing fire damage. Sunaj reacts to the balefire attacks and let looses his spiteful glamor on the female tiefling even before the balefire...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T01:38:51ZRe: Forums: Television: Anyone else really miss Kids In The Hall? (almost certainly eventually NSFW)Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jiv4?Anyone-else-really-miss-Kids-In-The-Hall#112009-04-20T00:59:05Z2009-04-20T00:59:05Z<p>I pinch your face.</p>I pinch your face.Ubermench2009-04-20T00:59:05ZRe: Forums: Other RPGs: Anyone still play Kult?Ubermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2h?Anyone-still-play-Kult#22012-11-15T21:57:12Z2009-04-20T00:57:18Z<p>Hugely dark and disturbing game. I never got a chance to play the game but I've been riping of ideas from Kult ever since I read it.</p>Hugely dark and disturbing game. I never got a chance to play the game but I've been riping of ideas from Kult ever since I read it.Ubermench2009-04-20T00:57:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=5?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#2472009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-04-20T00:51:36Z<p>"Coffie, iz gotz brandies, coffys bedder wiz barndies. I knew a Brandiz once, HAR HAR HAR, ifen yaz kowz what I mean" nudge nudge wink wink.
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"My horse given ta me by the great genral waz-hiz-name fer saving his life, I spoted hiz wifes comin inta the brothel and pushed him out a winder" HAr har har.
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I'll slump and then fall off the stool offered by the osler. "dam thats a slipery one". Getting back into the chair " horse is big an brown an has a long face and for legs".</p>"Coffie, iz gotz brandies, coffys bedder wiz barndies. I knew a Brandiz once, HAR HAR HAR, ifen yaz kowz what I mean" nudge nudge wink wink.
"My horse given ta me by the great genral waz-hiz-name fer saving his life, I spoted hiz wifes comin inta the brothel and pushed him out a winder" HAr har har.
I'll slump and then fall off the stool offered by the osler. "dam thats a slipery one". Getting back into the chair " horse is big an brown an has a long face and for legs".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T00:51:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=8?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3622009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-20T00:42:30Z<p>Ba'az bonds with the kobold over their journey but doesn’t understand why the kobolds need to add a incalculable layers of stratification to their social structure.</p>
<p>Elmo and Ba'az hook up with the rest group when they return and set out to Winterhaven.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Sorry DM Dave, I was waiting on you.</span></p>Ba'az bonds with the kobold over their journey but doesn’t understand why the kobolds need to add a incalculable layers of stratification to their social structure.
Elmo and Ba'az hook up with the rest group when they return and set out to Winterhaven.
Sorry DM Dave, I was waiting on you.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T00:42:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=6?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2532009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-20T00:35:52Z<p>Initiave:
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Sunaj
<br />
Tiefling
<br />
Galvan
<br />
Human 1
<br />
Human 3
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Elf 2
<br />
Dwarf
<br />
Human 2
<br />
Isari
<br />
Human 4
<br />
Elf 1
<br />
Thewl</p>
<p><a href="http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/109/2/c/market_1a_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Map.</a></p>
<p>Sunaj it's your turn.</p>Initiave:
Sunaj
Tiefling
Galvan
Human 1
Human 3
Jonas
Elf 2
Dwarf
Human 2
Isari
Human 4
Elf 1
Thewl
Map.
Sunaj it's your turn.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T00:35:52ZForums: Play-by-Post: Stranded (a Star Frontiers pbp)UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jj2r?Stranded#12012-11-15T21:57:12Z2009-04-20T00:11:10Z<p>Mission briefing:
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The UPF starship is to precede to the Grunash star system and establish a military outpost in the system and build an exploration base on the moon Xilot.</p>
<p>The Grunash system: Located on the far side of the White Light nebula, Grunash is a red giant with 5 planets all gas giants, Hidel, Dridel, Nidel, Feidal and Ginny. Hidel the planet closest to Grunash is a hot gas giant with only one moon, Xilot. Xilot is a earth sized blue moon and receives most of it’s light and heat from Hidel instead of Grunash. The system was charted during the end of the second Sathar war by a scout ship piloted by Varak Grunash (all the planets and moons were named after his children). The scans of the system indicated that Xilot has a rich nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere capable of sustaining complex life forms and also holds large deposits of rare minerals.</p>
<p>The UPF military wished to build a outpost in the Grunash system in case of another Sathar incursion and several mega-corporations wished to exploit the resources of Xilot, none had the resources to do so alone so a consortium was formed between the UPF and the mega-corporations to defend, explore and colonize the system. The UPF would have control over all military operations, land, sea, air and space while the mega-corporations would establish a base colony allowing for the detailed exploration and exploitation of Xilot’s resources. </p>
<p>The UPF starship Kitzz’Itz, a troop transport during the second Sathar war, was overhauled and re-commissioned for the sole purpose of delivering all the equipment and personal needed to establish a permanent colony on Xilot.</p>
<p>End of brief></p>
<p>It has been seven years since the end of the second Sathar war the inner colonies a booming, the Humma, Ifsnit and Osakar races and worlds have been admitted with full rights and responsibilities to the United Federation of Planets almost doubling the size of the UPF. With the Sathar threat diminished the UPF and its mega-corporations once again put exploration and colonization of new planets as their top priorities.</p>
<p>Rumors of a consortium being formed between the five largest mega-corporation and the UPF military to explore and colonize a distant world full of riches spread through out the UPF. When official word was released asking for volunteers from all fields to join the exploration and colonization of the blue moon Xilot millions answered but only 6,532 were chosen. Members of all races, specialists from all fields of study, corporate and independent exploration teams as well a UPF land and space forces and your character all assemble and board the UPF spaceship Kitzz’Itz. The two month trip on the crowded ship is stressful to personnel and equipment but disappears instantly when the captain announces the ship will be exiting hyperspace. The faint hum of the hyperspace engines rev’s up to a crescendo and a wrenching twist in your guts tells informs you that you have left hyperspace. The sounds of explosions forward and aft rock the Kitzz’Itz as alarms sound throughout the ship. Several more explosions wrack the ship before the order to abandon ship is sent. You grab your emergency kits and race to the nearest escape pod, when the six of you are seated the pod is ejected and you finally see the cause of the explosions. The Kitzz’Itz is under attack by unknown frigates, the bridge and engines belching flames and oxygen into space. Small fighter craft swoop in and begin shooting down the escape pods. The escape pod automatically begins evasive maneuvers dodging in and out of the wreckage heading for Xilot below. </p>
<p>Dazed by the crash-landing you stagger out of the pod in a daze into a dark dense forest. As you recover from the landing it dawns on each one of you that you are now stranded on a unexplored hostile planet with on way to contact help. The only ray of hope you have of rescue is a barely glimpsed class F landing pad you saw as you were crashing.</p>Mission briefing:
The UPF starship is to precede to the Grunash star system and establish a military outpost in the system and build an exploration base on the moon Xilot.
The Grunash system: Located on the far side of the White Light nebula, Grunash is a red giant with 5 planets all gas giants, Hidel, Dridel, Nidel, Feidal and Ginny. Hidel the planet closest to Grunash is a hot gas giant with only one moon, Xilot. Xilot is a earth sized blue moon and receives most of it’s light and heat...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-20T00:11:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2502009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-17T06:20:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sunaj Fellhand wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Ready for combat. Is the value of my Darkspiral Aura still at 3?</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2028384/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Init 1d20+7=18</a> </blockquote><p>It's a new combat so it would be back at zero.Sunaj Fellhand wrote:Ready for combat. Is the value of my Darkspiral Aura still at 3?
Init 1d20+7=18
It's a new combat so it would be back at zero.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-17T06:20:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=5?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#2302009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-04-17T03:43:45Z<p>"I'll distract the manager while you guy's look around, just don't cause any property damage or take any thing that don't balong ta us".</p>
<p>Acting drunk and loud "Who's in cgarge her , I wnat ta see the one who makes the disicions here...I need ta pick up ma horse-n-saddle..."</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2028335/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> bluff </a></p>"I'll distract the manager while you guy's look around, just don't cause any property damage or take any thing that don't balong ta us".
Acting drunk and loud "Who's in cgarge her , I wnat ta see the one who makes the disicions here...I need ta pick up ma horse-n-saddle..."
bluffMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-17T03:43:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=5?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#2242009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-04-17T03:37:50Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2028325/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> perception=22 </a></p>perception=22Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-17T03:37:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=3#1082009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-17T03:35:06Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2028321/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">INIT's</a></p>INIT'sShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-17T03:35:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2472009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-17T03:30:13Z<p>You lead the cultists into a small market place with only two ways in and out. Feeling that this is a good ambush site you shout out the code word to begin the ambush.</p>
<p>Galvan:[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Isari, Galvan and Jonas tell me where you want your characters to start on the map. a-z on top 1-26 down</p>
<p><a href="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs44/f/2009/106/6/2/Theives_market_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Map </a></p>You lead the cultists into a small market place with only two ways in and out. Feeling that this is a good ambush site you shout out the code word to begin the ambush.
Galvan:[Spoiler omitted]
Isari, Galvan and Jonas tell me where you want your characters to start on the map. a-z on top 1-26 down
MapUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-17T03:30:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=5?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#2192009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-04-16T17:40:37Z<p>Graz grabs the remaing bags and says "I think it's time we left" and begins to head back to the main chamber as best he can in the darkness.</p>Graz grabs the remaing bags and says "I think it's time we left" and begins to head back to the main chamber as best he can in the darkness.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-16T17:40:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=5?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#2152009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-04-16T04:41:35Z<p>Aid Richard, +2 to his roll.</p>Aid Richard, +2 to his roll.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-16T04:41:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=11?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#5152009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-16T04:39:48Z<p>The town is the best choice, we just need to set a defence before they reach us.</p>The town is the best choice, we just need to set a defence before they reach us.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-16T04:39:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=8?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3552009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-14T04:17:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Elmo wrote:</div><blockquote> "An excellent decision. We can share tales of our heritage and I can read you my book." </blockquote><p>"I would be glad to hear, Also allow me to tell you of the virtues of a personal devotion to Ioun"Elmo wrote:"An excellent decision. We can share tales of our heritage and I can read you my book."
"I would be glad to hear, Also allow me to tell you of the virtues of a personal devotion to Ioun"Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-14T04:17:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2442009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-14T04:14:03Z<p>Thewl and Sunaj haven’t posted in a while so we'll go with Galvan's plan to keep the game moving along. I will play them in the upcoming encounter. I assume that Isari, Galvan and Jonas are in one group and Thewl and Sunaj are in the other and that you have also prearranged a signal to begin the ambush. </p>
<p>Isari, Galvan and Jonas make a show out of leaving the precinct house and let slip they are heading to the Hollier estate.
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One by one the cultists leave the crowd it follow them at a distance.
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Thewl and Sunaj begin to follow the cultists looking for the best time to spring the trap.</p>
<p>Isari, Galvan and Jonas give me a streetwise and perception tests to determine if you get the cultists into the best ambush position.</p>Thewl and Sunaj haven’t posted in a while so we'll go with Galvan's plan to keep the game moving along. I will play them in the upcoming encounter. I assume that Isari, Galvan and Jonas are in one group and Thewl and Sunaj are in the other and that you have also prearranged a signal to begin the ambush.
Isari, Galvan and Jonas make a show out of leaving the precinct house and let slip they are heading to the Hollier estate.
One by one the cultists leave the crowd it follow them at a...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-14T04:14:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=8?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3522009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-13T19:58:22Z<p>To Elmo: I would be glad for the company on this errand."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Minime can come along.</span></p>To Elmo: I would be glad for the company on this errand."
Minime can come along.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-13T19:58:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=11?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#5022009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-11T00:31:02Z<p>"Now I know how many there are it's best that we leave".</p>"Now I know how many there are it's best that we leave".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-11T00:31:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=5?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#2112009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-04-10T21:29:29Z<p>"Destroying the thing in the coffin is probally for the best".</p>
<p>pulls out his crowbar</p>"Destroying the thing in the coffin is probally for the best".
pulls out his crowbarGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-10T21:29:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=3#1022009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-10T21:10:49Z<p>curse and throw eldrich blast at g6
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2017960/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack vs reflex=13 damage=6 </a></p>
<p>•cursing under her breath in elvish•....wet....ruined stiching....missed f'ing blue....</p>curse and throw eldrich blast at g6
attack vs reflex=13 damage=6
*cursing under her breath in elvish*....wet....ruined stiching....missed f'ing blue....Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-10T21:10:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=5?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#2052009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-04-10T20:55:08Z<p>To Twitch and Korren: "Afore tha disturbance ye mentioned ye might know where some Dwurs hid some heirlooms. I'd be very interesred in helping ye find it, provided I be getting me kins axe if'en its there".</p>
<p>To everyone: "I sugest ye take care of ye personal bussiness' an meet at the Gyrfon on the morn ta find the cause of the curse".</p>To Twitch and Korren: "Afore tha disturbance ye mentioned ye might know where some Dwurs hid some heirlooms. I'd be very interesred in helping ye find it, provided I be getting me kins axe if'en its there".
To everyone: "I sugest ye take care of ye personal bussiness' an meet at the Gyrfon on the morn ta find the cause of the curse".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-10T20:55:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3422009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-07T21:00:02Z<p>"We are all in agreement let us proceed stoping only so I may inform my superiors about this alter so they can send a group of priests to dismantle it, then on to Winterhaven".</p>"We are all in agreement let us proceed stoping only so I may inform my superiors about this alter so they can send a group of priests to dismantle it, then on to Winterhaven".Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-07T21:00:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#892009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-07T07:17:11Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2012402/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Nature=13 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2012405/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Acrobactics=18 </a></p>Nature=13
Acrobactics=18Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-07T07:17:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#852009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-05T21:05:26Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2009812/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> enurance= </a></p>enurance=Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-05T21:05:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#772009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-05T02:28:26Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2008964/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> perception (tracking)=17 </a></p>
<p>"There was a goblin warren near here that suffered badly during the spellplauge, that is most likley where the 'blues' came from and where they took the towns people".</p>perception (tracking)=17
"There was a goblin warren near here that suffered badly during the spellplauge, that is most likley where the 'blues' came from and where they took the towns people".Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-05T02:28:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#752009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-04T23:33:47Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2008777/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> nature (tracking)=21 </a></p>
<p>"I found a solid trail we can track, everyone hurry up we need to follow before anymore innocents are sold into slavery or worse".</p>
<p>DM:[Spoiler omitted]</p>nature (tracking)=21
"I found a solid trail we can track, everyone hurry up we need to follow before anymore innocents are sold into slavery or worse".
DM:[Spoiler omitted]Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-04T23:33:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3372009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-04T23:15:45Z<p>My interest has been peaked, I shall follow the path before us as far as it will take us. Lead on marshal.</p>
<p>DM: [Spoiler omitted]</p>My interest has been peaked, I shall follow the path before us as far as it will take us. Lead on marshal.
DM: [Spoiler omitted]Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-04T23:15:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2402009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-04-04T23:07:58Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>What plan of action are you going to take, the three options I've read are; head back to the Hollier estate, try to ambush the group watching the jail house or try to track them back to their lair? </span></p>What plan of action are you going to take, the three options I've read are; head back to the Hollier estate, try to ambush the group watching the jail house or try to track them back to their lair?UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-04T23:07:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4922009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-04T05:01:43Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I don't think we have left the mournland yet.</span></p>
<p>"I'm tired of running, lets set up an ambush for them. We can play dead amongst our fallen breathen and strike like an adder to take them down".</p>I don't think we have left the mournland yet.
"I'm tired of running, lets set up an ambush for them. We can play dead amongst our fallen breathen and strike like an adder to take them down".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-04T05:01:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4832009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-02T21:34:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Dhakann wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hruskin thinks for a few minutes, then grabbing straps from various damaged pieces of armor, begins buckling various pieces here and there, he grabs baldrics and belts, slicing and cutting, punching new holes...a flurry of activity, while the rest are loading the fallen onto the litters, after about an hour, Hruskin has created a harness that is not only functional, it doesn't look as though it was crafted from so many different sources.</p>
<p>Ur-Kaim is able to find a broken spear, which Hruskin is able to cut and fit to work for the banner.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Ur-Kaim, you now have a "Shoot Me" Banner!</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> somtimes that's the price for glory </span>DM Dhakann wrote:Hruskin thinks for a few minutes, then grabbing straps from various damaged pieces of armor, begins buckling various pieces here and there, he grabs baldrics and belts, slicing and cutting, punching new holes...a flurry of activity, while the rest are loading the fallen onto the litters, after about an hour, Hruskin has created a harness that is not only functional, it doesn't look as though it was crafted from so many different sources.
Ur-Kaim is able to find a broken...Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-02T21:34:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4812009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-02T19:32:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hruskin Gelddar wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hruskin will offer to craft a sling that will hold it on you without needing your hands. A harness of sorts.</p>
<p>Craft: armorsmithing: <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2005700/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1d20+9=23</a></p>
<p>He could also use artificer's touch to mend the breastplate if you'd rather that? </blockquote><p>Fashon a harness if you could because I can't use the breast plate (metal) without loosing my ability to cast spells.Hruskin Gelddar wrote:Hruskin will offer to craft a sling that will hold it on you without needing your hands. A harness of sorts.
Craft: armorsmithing: 1d20+9=23
He could also use artificer's touch to mend the breastplate if you'd rather that?
Fashon a harness if you could because I can't use the breast plate (metal) without loosing my ability to cast spells.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-02T19:32:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4782009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-01T22:42:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Dhakann wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ur-Kaim wrote:</div><blockquote> I will attach the banner to my back so it will fly unfurled and still leave my hands free. </blockquote>You're having trouble attaching it to your leather armor...perhaps if you had a breastplate...even a darkwood one... </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Is there one on the battle field?</span>DM Dhakann wrote:Ur-Kaim wrote: I will attach the banner to my back so it will fly unfurled and still leave my hands free.
You're having trouble attaching it to your leather armor...perhaps if you had a breastplate...even a darkwood one... Is there one on the battle field?Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T22:42:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3272009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-01T22:40:15Z<p>I attack the rat with my Bolstering strike.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2004754/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=11 damage=10 </a> <span class=messageboard-ooc> a swing and a miss</span></p>I attack the rat with my Bolstering strike.
attack=11 damage=10 a swing and a missBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T22:40:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4762009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-01T20:39:33Z<p>I will attach the banner to my back so it will fly unfurled and still leave my hands free.</p>I will attach the banner to my back so it will fly unfurled and still leave my hands free.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T20:39:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3252009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-04-01T20:36:16Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> whats left? </span></p>whats left?Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T20:36:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#632009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-01T20:32:29Z<p>“I’m Shanairra Stargaze", gives a flirtatious wink to Keir, "and this is my brother Paelias". "It is always good to meet others willing to stand against chaos and destruction". <b>"Oh my gods the children!”</b> Shanairra screams as she remembers the the screams of children and runs off into the carnage looking for survivors.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2004590/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> perception=6 </a></p>“I’m Shanairra Stargaze", gives a flirtatious wink to Keir, "and this is my brother Paelias". "It is always good to meet others willing to stand against chaos and destruction". "Oh my gods the children!” Shanairra screams as she remembers the the screams of children and runs off into the carnage looking for survivors.
perception=6Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T20:32:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4702009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-04-01T01:46:01Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Are we heading back out of the mournlands? If not we might just want to build a cairn out of the bodies and retrieve them when we do leave.</span></p>Are we heading back out of the mournlands? If not we might just want to build a cairn out of the bodies and retrieve them when we do leave.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T01:46:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=4?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1822009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-04-01T01:42:41Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Follow the lead that's hot, work with the guards.</span></p>Follow the lead that's hot, work with the guards.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T01:42:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#582009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-04-01T01:38:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Paelias Stargaze wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "Haha nice shot sis" Paelias shouts to Shanairra after she blast the creature. Quickly reloading his crossbow and fires at G8 in case Shanairra attack didnt finish it off. <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2003171/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Attack (1d20+4=15)</a><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2003174/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Damage (1d6=5)</a></p>
<p>Hearing the sound of more combat Paelias makes his way up to where he last seen the dwarf and finds him fighting off three blues. Coming up on Baern's back, Paelias says "Got your back friend" and spending an action point uses his greenflame blade spell and attacks G3<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2003199/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Attack (1d20+6=26)</a><span class=messageboard-ooc> on a hit deals 2 fire damage to all adjacent enemies from the first target</span> </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> yeah so in all my games i think this is the first crit ive had.... whats the rule? do i need to roll a confirmation? </span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> no confirm necessary crits just do max weapon damage plus bonus'. </span>Paelias Stargaze wrote:"Haha nice shot sis" Paelias shouts to Shanairra after she blast the creature. Quickly reloading his crossbow and fires at G8 in case Shanairra attack didnt finish it off. Attack (1d20+4=15)Damage (1d6=5)
Hearing the sound of more combat Paelias makes his way up to where he last seen the dwarf and finds him fighting off three blues. Coming up on Baern's back, Paelias says "Got your back friend" and spending an action point uses his greenflame blade spell and attacks...Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-04-01T01:38:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay&page=2#562009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-31T20:02:27Z<p>Not wanting to be within attack range of the blues Shanairra curses g8 and then uses her fey step to move to D6. Shanairra then spends an action point and throws a elbritch blast at g8 <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2003032/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Attack vs reflex=19, damage=8 </a>.</p>Not wanting to be within attack range of the blues Shanairra curses g8 and then uses her fey step to move to D6. Shanairra then spends an action point and throws a elbritch blast at g8 Attack vs reflex=19, damage=8 .Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-31T20:02:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4562009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-30T10:00:40Z<p>"I want the noxious smokesticks and the acidic fire. The quiver, the blade and the spell book will do me no good".</p>"I want the noxious smokesticks and the acidic fire. The quiver, the blade and the spell book will do me no good".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-30T10:00:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3152009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-03-30T09:57:07Z<p>Ba’az uses his divine challenge on a1.</p>
<p>Ba’az then sacrifices his move action to get another minor action, he then uses divine mettle on Logan. Logan makes a immediate saving throw with a +3 to resist any effect on him.</p>
<p>Lastly Ba’az uses his bolstering strike on a1.
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2000939/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=14, damage=13 </a>
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If I hit , not likely, I gain 3 temp HP.</p>Ba’az uses his divine challenge on a1.
Ba’az then sacrifices his move action to get another minor action, he then uses divine mettle on Logan. Logan makes a immediate saving throw with a +3 to resist any effect on him.
Lastly Ba’az uses his bolstering strike on a1.
attack=14, damage=13
If I hit , not likely, I gain 3 temp HP.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-30T09:57:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#502009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-30T09:36:55Z<p>I curse g7 and throw an eldrich blast at g2.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2000901/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack vs reflex=23, damage=13 </a></p>
<p>If g2 goes down I will teleport to b11.</p>
<p>"Hee hee hee, this is almost fun brother, do try to keep up".</p>I curse g7 and throw an eldrich blast at g2.
attack vs reflex=23, damage=13
If g2 goes down I will teleport to b11.
"Hee hee hee, this is almost fun brother, do try to keep up".Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-30T09:36:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=4?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1752009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-30T09:32:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Garyd Bladebolt wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Garyd has been listening to the table conversation with interest. Trying to tie together what he knows, has heard, and observed to make some sense out of this mess his home has become.</p>
<p>"It seems that this lunacy does not grip the commonfolk alone. Missives from my family tell me of duels, vendettas, and murders that plague the nobility as well. Perhaps being new or newly returned to Istivin may not suffer the malady that inflicts the current residents?" </blockquote><p>“Well I have no desire to murder any of you yet, so it does appear new arrivals may not be immediately affected. If we are unaffected it is our duty to find out what is causing this insanity.
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We should start looking for clues at places that should provide some protection from this madness like the consecrated ground of a temple or the magical wards of arcane collage“.</p>Garyd Bladebolt wrote:Garyd has been listening to the table conversation with interest. Trying to tie together what he knows, has heard, and observed to make some sense out of this mess his home has become.
"It seems that this lunacy does not grip the commonfolk alone. Missives from my family tell me of duels, vendettas, and murders that plague the nobility as well. Perhaps being new or newly returned to Istivin may not suffer the malady that inflicts the current residents?"
“Well I have no...Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-30T09:32:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2372009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-30T09:18:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Isari of the Frost wrote:</div><blockquote> "Wait, doesn't the Watch keep descriptions of criminals on record? Could someone search them for people matching Sunaj's descriptions? Also, I will go question the guards who were at the Hollier estate when the kidnappings occured. Anyone want to join me?" </blockquote><p>The city watch and the courts would both have the descriptions of any person who has committed multiple minor offences or a major crime (murder, public fraud, etc.).Isari of the Frost wrote:"Wait, doesn't the Watch keep descriptions of criminals on record? Could someone search them for people matching Sunaj's descriptions? Also, I will go question the guards who were at the Hollier estate when the kidnappings occured. Anyone want to join me?"
The city watch and the courts would both have the descriptions of any person who has committed multiple minor offences or a major crime (murder, public fraud, etc.).UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-30T09:18:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2362009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-30T09:12:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sunaj Fellhand wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Sunaj covers his mouth but in a firm voice he hopes is perceptible to only his companions.</p>
<p>"I notice 8 people in the crowd outside. They seem to be working together spying on the jail while pretending to be part of the press gang the Redcaps are organizing."</p>
<p>"Also, I believe we are being followed by an eladrin."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Can I mark someone with a warlock's curse even though combat has not yet started? Also, can I get some description of the 8 people so I can point them out. Thanks.</span> </blockquote><p>You point out to the others 4 humans, 2 elves, 1 tiefling and a dwarf that you think are working together. Going by how they are dressed 3 of the humans appear to dockworkers or laborers, the last human and elves look to merchants and the tifling has the dress and manors of a student. The dwarf of course is wearing the leather apron of a stone cutter.
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>any use of a power outside of combat only lasts 5 minutes.</span></p>Sunaj Fellhand wrote:Sunaj covers his mouth but in a firm voice he hopes is perceptible to only his companions.
"I notice 8 people in the crowd outside. They seem to be working together spying on the jail while pretending to be part of the press gang the Redcaps are organizing."
"Also, I believe we are being followed by an eladrin."
Can I mark someone with a warlock's curse even though combat has not yet started? Also, can I get some description of the 8 people so I can point them out....UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-30T09:12:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#412009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-28T21:33:27Z<p>I teleport to f6.</p>I teleport to f6.Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-28T21:33:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=4?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1682009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-28T08:59:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Garedo 'Twitch' Twittershill wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Magnus Shalefist wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "I have heard tales of these 'storm riders', they where cursed by a god of storms and now wherever they ride they're followed by storm clouds and bad luck".</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1997967/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Do I know anything more about the storm riders?</span> History check=20 </a></p>
<p>"Are ye suggesting the gloom o'er the city is caused by a group of cursed mercenaries that ain't even here yet, not likely. Tis more likely something was left here in the city when the giants left. Istivin wasn’t retaken by force the giants and their masters just left letting the kings troops have the city. Lots of nasty things could’ve been left ta vex the humans.”</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I push out the empty chairs at the table with my foot indicating to the others to join us.</span> </blockquote>"Hey, watch who you're calling cursed, I prefer to think of us as exciting to have around," grins Twitch as he sits at one of the chairs. "Anyhow, I was never really convinced that that old woman ever really knew what she was talking about. Make enough predictions of doom and you're bound to get one or two right." </blockquote><p>"Aye, I try ta stay away from all old ladies just in case there the real thing. I only see two of ya, guess the rumors of the disaster that happened in that last tomb ya robbed was true".Garedo 'Twitch' Twittershill wrote:Magnus Shalefist wrote:"I have heard tales of these 'storm riders', they where cursed by a god of storms and now wherever they ride they're followed by storm clouds and bad luck".
Do I know anything more about the storm riders? History check=20
"Are ye suggesting the gloom o'er the city is caused by a group of cursed mercenaries that ain't even here yet, not likely. Tis more likely something was left here in the city when the giants left. Istivin wasn’t...Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-28T08:59:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#382009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-28T08:46:46Z<p>I curse G2 (g1 and g2 are now cursed).</p>
<p>I use witchfire on g1 <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1998840/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack vs Ref=16, damage=8 </a> target is at a -5 to all attacks until the end of my next turn.</p>I curse G2 (g1 and g2 are now cursed).
I use witchfire on g1 attack vs Ref=16, damage=8 target is at a -5 to all attacks until the end of my next turn.Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-28T08:46:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=10?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4522009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-27T20:33:26Z<p>"AKESH DHAKHAANI!"</p>
<p>"I am Ur'Kaim warder of the wild and keeper of the purity of Dargun".</p>
<p>I will tkae the banner and hold it high, "AKESH DHAKHAANI!"</p>"AKESH DHAKHAANI!"
"I am Ur'Kaim warder of the wild and keeper of the purity of Dargun".
I will tkae the banner and hold it high, "AKESH DHAKHAANI!"Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-27T20:33:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=9?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4502009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-27T19:29:04Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I will take my pick of the magic items after the others are finished.</span>
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I approach the banner bearer, “Kaego Dhakaan your duty is done I will take your burden from you, I will proudly carry the banner when we reclaim the missing sword and return it to Kaega'ko”.</p>I will take my pick of the magic items after the others are finished.
I approach the banner bearer, “Kaego Dhakaan your duty is done I will take your burden from you, I will proudly carry the banner when we reclaim the missing sword and return it to Kaega'ko”.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-27T19:29:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=4?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1602009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-27T18:42:30Z<p>"I have heard tales of these 'storm riders', they where cursed by a god of storms and now wherever they ride they're followed by storm clouds and bad luck".</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1997967/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Do I know anything more about the storm riders?</span> History check=20 </a></p>
<p>"Are ye suggesting the gloom o'er the city is caused by a group of cursed mercenaries that ain't even here yet, not likely. Tis more likely something was left here in the city when the giants left. Istivin wasn’t retaken by force the giants and their masters just left letting the kings troops have the city. Lots of nasty things could’ve been left ta vex the humans.”</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I push out the empty chairs at the table with my foot indicating to the others to join us.</span></p>"I have heard tales of these 'storm riders', they where cursed by a god of storms and now wherever they ride they're followed by storm clouds and bad luck".
Do I know anything more about the storm riders? History check=20
"Are ye suggesting the gloom o'er the city is caused by a group of cursed mercenaries that ain't even here yet, not likely. Tis more likely something was left here in the city when the giants left. Istivin wasn’t retaken by force the giants and their masters just left...Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-27T18:42:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The "I Wish I Used This Alias More" ThreadTequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2izjd&page=3?The-I-Wish-I-Used-This-Alias-More-Thread#1422009-03-26T23:53:43Z2009-03-26T23:53:42Z<p>Perfect margaritas all around.</p>Perfect margaritas all around.Tequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-26T23:53:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2312009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-26T21:48:35Z<p>actions please.</p>actions please.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-26T21:48:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=4?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1932009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-03-25T06:56:00Z<p>"Whats up with the mirror, it maybe part of the test. Maybe we gotta use it to get to the next challange"?</p>"Whats up with the mirror, it maybe part of the test. Maybe we gotta use it to get to the next challange"?Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-25T06:56:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=9?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4242009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-25T06:53:45Z<p>"perhaps a warning to other warforged is needed. Mount the heads on a pole".</p>"perhaps a warning to other warforged is needed. Mount the heads on a pole".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-25T06:53:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=3?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1492009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-25T06:49:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aerflae Windwaker wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>To Magnus and Korren, but not hiding anything</span>
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"Perhaps we should find somewhere private to speak, something is... different with this situation. I am absolutely certain that these men had nothing to do with their actions," Aerflae says, then lowers his voice. "They were merely a distraction of some sort, or perhaps a prelude to something worse. We shall discuss this shortly, but now I would like to finish my breakfast."</p>
<p></blockquote><p>"Aye they twas possessed by somth'un, spell or creature I dina know. I spect that it's going on all o're the city fer a awhile. Perhaps the local temple would have a room safe from prying eyes where we kin talk".Aerflae Windwaker wrote:To Magnus and Korren, but not hiding anything
"Perhaps we should find somewhere private to speak, something is... different with this situation. I am absolutely certain that these men had nothing to do with their actions," Aerflae says, then lowers his voice. "They were merely a distraction of some sort, or perhaps a prelude to something worse. We shall discuss this shortly, but now I would like to finish my breakfast."
"Aye they twas possessed by somth'un, spell or...Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-25T06:49:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#272009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-25T01:24:55Z<p>I curse G1 and then throw an eldrich blast at it. I stay were I'm at.</p>
<p>"The natural order dams thee as do I, feel our wraith".</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1994467/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=19 damage=8 </a></p>I curse G1 and then throw an eldrich blast at it. I stay were I'm at.
"The natural order dams thee as do I, feel our wraith".
attack=19 damage=8Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-25T01:24:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=3?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1432009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-24T22:41:59Z<p>Magnus kneels over Olaf and begins a healing prayer. Pulling the chisel from Olaf's arm and staunch the flow of blood until bone and flesh are healed. "by M's grace I mend the wounds inflicted upon you, praise by the maiden of valor".</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I throw a couple lg cures on Olaf to bring him around.</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger>"Now can anyone tell me what going on?"</span></p>Magnus kneels over Olaf and begins a healing prayer. Pulling the chisel from Olaf's arm and staunch the flow of blood until bone and flesh are healed. "by M's grace I mend the wounds inflicted upon you, praise by the maiden of valor".
I throw a couple lg cures on Olaf to bring him around.
"Now can anyone tell me what going on?"Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-24T22:41:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=3?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1372009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-24T03:09:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Magnus Shalefist wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "They'er possesed, knock them out before they kill each other".</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1992469/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Subdual attack on the closest one, first attack=28 damage=6; second attack=19 damage=7</a> </blockquote><p><i>Since you
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<div class="messageboard-quotee">Magnus Shalefist wrote:</div><blockquote> try to interpose himself between the two fighiting, </blockquote>You can choose to bring the proverbial smack down on either one or to hit each one once</i> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> smack down on Olaf the tanner (punch Olaf twice)</span>DM Jester wrote:Magnus Shalefist wrote:"They'er possesed, knock them out before they kill each other".
Subdual attack on the closest one, first attack=28 damage=6; second attack=19 damage=7
Since you
Magnus Shalefist wrote:try to interpose himself between the two fighiting,
You can choose to bring the proverbial smack down on either one or to hit each one once smack down on Olaf the tanner (punch Olaf twice)Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-24T03:09:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=3?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1352009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-23T22:22:02Z<p>"They'er possesed, knock them out before they kill each other".</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1992469/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Subdual attack on the closest one, first attack=28 damage=6; second attack=19 damage=7</a></p>"They'er possesed, knock them out before they kill each other".
Subdual attack on the closest one, first attack=28 damage=6; second attack=19 damage=7Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-23T22:22:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#222009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-23T22:07:15Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Maybe a deva invoker or shifter druid.</span></p>Maybe a deva invoker or shifter druid.Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-23T22:07:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2302009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-22T14:13:52Z<p>Sunaj: You notice about 8 people in the crowd outside seem to working together spying on the jail while pretending to be part of the press gang the Redcaps are organizing. Also out of the corner of your eye you think you see the eladrin you’ve seen before but as you try to get a better look you can't see him in the crowd.</p>Sunaj: You notice about 8 people in the crowd outside seem to working together spying on the jail while pretending to be part of the press gang the Redcaps are organizing. Also out of the corner of your eye you think you see the eladrin you’ve seen before but as you try to get a better look you can't see him in the crowd.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-22T14:13:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=4?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1872009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-03-22T13:57:35Z<p>Same here, toss me a bag so we can get out of this place.</p>Same here, toss me a bag so we can get out of this place.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-22T13:57:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=9?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#4202009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-22T13:48:30Z<p>Ur-Kaim casts produce flame and throws it at the nearist warforged <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1990531/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ranged touch attack=13, damage=4. </a>
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I also have Voolfi guard me me for now (he will attack anyone who attacks me).</p>Ur-Kaim casts produce flame and throws it at the nearist warforged ranged touch attack=13, damage=4.
I also have Voolfi guard me me for now (he will attack anyone who attacks me).Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-22T13:48:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3062009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-03-20T04:56:31Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1987214/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> AoO=18 </a>
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<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>when it's Ba'az's turn he steps one squar forward next to Logan and uses his breath weapon to target the shadow and the rats</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1987222/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Breath Weapon attack=20 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1987230/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Breath Weapon damage=7 </a></p>AoO=18
AoO damage=7
when it's Ba'az's turn he steps one squar forward next to Logan and uses his breath weapon to target the shadow and the rats
Breath Weapon attack=20
Breath Weapon damage=7Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-20T04:56:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#122009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-20T04:45:51Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1987198/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Perception=17 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1987200/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> INIT=9 </a></p>Perception=17
INIT=9Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-20T04:45:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=3?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1132009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-20T03:24:37Z<p>Magnus will get and try to interpose himself between the two fighiting, "Gents thar ain't noe reason ta be fighting o'er a spilt beer, now I sugest ya stop yer brawling afor my vows force me to stop the both of ya. Now sit on down and have the barkeep pour ya another round".</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1987109/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Diplomacy=16 </a></p>Magnus will get and try to interpose himself between the two fighiting, "Gents thar ain't noe reason ta be fighting o'er a spilt beer, now I sugest ya stop yer brawling afor my vows force me to stop the both of ya. Now sit on down and have the barkeep pour ya another round".
Diplomacy=16Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-20T03:24:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2242009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-19T20:12:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Isari of the Frost wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Isari hand moves unconsiously towards his blade. "How many have they kidnapped?", he says with a far-away look in his eye.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Perception:</span> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1986415/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1d20+4=9</a> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> confirmed kidnapings around 30 people (men, women and children), un-confirmed about 80. </span>Isari of the Frost wrote:Isari hand moves unconsiously towards his blade. "How many have they kidnapped?", he says with a far-away look in his eye.
Perception: 1d20+4=9
confirmed kidnapings around 30 people (men, women and children), un-confirmed about 80.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T20:12:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#72009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-19T19:35:48Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>defenders in front
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controlers in second
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strikers in whenever they want.
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I'll be in the back.</span></p>defenders in front
controlers in second
strikers in whenever they want.
I'll be in the back.Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T19:35:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=3?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#1052009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-19T18:31:37Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1986310/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> INIT=20 </a>
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<span class=messageboard-ooc> just in case </span></p>INIT=20
just in caseMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T18:31:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2202009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-19T17:28:02Z<p>The desk sergeant pipes in speaking to Jonas, "Sorry for listing in 'Gov' but we got space down in the morgue fer a ritual, others have done rituals down their afore now".</p>
<p>Everyone roll streetwise or perception please, Sunaj take a +5.</p>The desk sergeant pipes in speaking to Jonas, "Sorry for listing in 'Gov' but we got space down in the morgue fer a ritual, others have done rituals down their afore now".
Everyone roll streetwise or perception please, Sunaj take a +5.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T17:28:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2192009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-19T17:21:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sunaj Fellhand wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Waiting for the others to respond to my post above.</span></p>
<p>Sunaj carefully memorizes any distinguishing marks on the dark clothed individuals that may help in their identification later. </blockquote><p>Sunaj: [Spoiler omitted]Sunaj Fellhand wrote:Waiting for the others to respond to my post above.
Sunaj carefully memorizes any distinguishing marks on the dark clothed individuals that may help in their identification later.
Sunaj: [Spoiler omitted]UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T17:21:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/gameplay#42009-05-11T16:49:01Z2009-03-19T17:09:49Z<p>"Hurry, the children must be protected" Shanairra says as she rushes into the fray.</p>"Hurry, the children must be protected" Shanairra says as she rushes into the fray.Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T17:09:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2132009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-19T14:24:18Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Bump</span></p>BumpUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-19T14:24:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#892009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-18T19:30:02Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1984873/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Perception=7 </a></p>Perception=7Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-18T19:30:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=4?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1722009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-03-18T19:24:54Z<p>"When in doubt go right, lest thats what my granpapy always said untill he walked right into an Valanar ambush".</p>"When in doubt go right, lest thats what my granpapy always said untill he walked right into an Valanar ambush".Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-18T19:24:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2772009-03-17T04:40:43Z2009-03-17T04:40:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grace Guns wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm feeling stupid again because I keep forgetting the combat rules. From what I understand she gets 2 shots per action phase for firing a semi-auto, she's only firing a single gun so no split pool but the second shot is -1 for recoil. I also lost track of whether it was the second action phase or third (you say both in your post).</span></p>
<p></blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>-1 for recoil on second shot.</span>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>You get both, second and third pass. 1st shot suprise round. 2nd shot was first INIT pass.</span></p>Grace Guns wrote:I'm feeling stupid again because I keep forgetting the combat rules. From what I understand she gets 2 shots per action phase for firing a semi-auto, she's only firing a single gun so no split pool but the second shot is -1 for recoil. I also lost track of whether it was the second action phase or third (you say both in your post).
-1 for recoil on second shot. You get both, second and third pass. 1st shot suprise round. 2nd shot was first INIT pass.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-17T04:40:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#822009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-17T03:27:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Magnus Shalefist wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>to Mitzi, "Thankyamuch, how much I owe ya Doll". </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Mitzi the waitress</span>
<p>"The um 'shifty one' already paid enough fer your table and <i>'giggles'</i> the entire bar" </blockquote><p>"Then more ale all round, Toots.DM Jester wrote:Magnus Shalefist wrote:to Mitzi, "Thankyamuch, how much I owe ya Doll".
Mitzi the waitress "The um 'shifty one' already paid enough fer your table and 'giggles' the entire bar" "Then more ale all round, Toots.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-17T03:27:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#802009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-17T03:03:00Z<p>"Family business, an uncle sent me ta find sumpthin he left when the giants (spits on the floor) overran the city bout a decade ago".</p>
<p>I shift my shield so the symbol of Mayaheine can be seen. "What you an your shifty friend doing in town? If yer up ta no good be warned that my vows will make me your foe if ya are ,not saying ya are but just saying".</p>
<p>to Mitzi, "Thankyamuch, how much I owe ya Doll".</p>"Family business, an uncle sent me ta find sumpthin he left when the giants (spits on the floor) overran the city bout a decade ago".
I shift my shield so the symbol of Mayaheine can be seen. "What you an your shifty friend doing in town? If yer up ta no good be warned that my vows will make me your foe if ya are ,not saying ya are but just saying".
to Mitzi, "Thankyamuch, how much I owe ya Doll".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-17T03:03:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Order of Saint Mauventy - FR 4EShanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/OrderOfSaintMauventyFR4E/discussion#112009-03-17T02:51:10Z2009-03-17T02:31:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nasserath wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ubermench wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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I'm working up a Eldrin also, are you interested in a joint family backstory? </blockquote><p>Sure what ya got in mind?
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</blockquote><p>Brother and sister adventures, family came from the faywild to trade but were killed by bandit/piraite and kids taken captive, kids escape and rely on each other to survive, long term goal of returning to the faywild to look for any suviving relatives.
<p>Somthing like that.</p>Nasserath wrote:Ubermench wrote:
I'm working up a Eldrin also, are you interested in a joint family backstory?
Sure what ya got in mind?
Brother and sister adventures, family came from the faywild to trade but were killed by bandit/piraite and kids taken captive, kids escape and rely on each other to survive, long term goal of returning to the faywild to look for any suviving relatives. Somthing like that.Shanairra Stargaze (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-17T02:31:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#772009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-17T01:48:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Garedo 'Twitch' Twittershill wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Magnus Shalefist wrote:</div><blockquote> To Aerflae Windwaker: "Well elf is me or is the strangeness of the city particularly strong in this inn"? "All this weirdness is putting me off my ale and you know what happens when a Dwur is off his ale, headbustin starts". </blockquote><p>As Twitch gulps down his second course he looks over at the dwarf, interupting.
<p>"Well if you're not going to finish it, I could help you out," he offers with a grin. "Weirdness or not - a guy's gotta eat." </blockquote><p>"Getcher own, ya mooch. I'm just saying this ain't the way a taverns suposed to be".Garedo 'Twitch' Twittershill wrote:Magnus Shalefist wrote: To Aerflae Windwaker: "Well elf is me or is the strangeness of the city particularly strong in this inn"? "All this weirdness is putting me off my ale and you know what happens when a Dwur is off his ale, headbustin starts".
As Twitch gulps down his second course he looks over at the dwarf, interupting. "Well if you're not going to finish it, I could help you out," he offers with a grin. "Weirdness or not - a guy's gotta eat."...Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-17T01:48:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=8?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#3982009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-16T23:33:15Z<p>I draw my crossbow and begin looking for a target, Voolfie at my side.
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1981988/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> INIT=10 </a></p>I draw my crossbow and begin looking for a target, Voolfie at my side.
INIT=10Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-16T23:33:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#742009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-16T23:30:56Z<p>To Aerflae Windwaker: "Well elf is me or is the strangeness of the city particularly strong in this inn"? "All this weirdness is putting me off my ale and you know what happens when a Dwur is off his ale, headbustin starts".</p>To Aerflae Windwaker: "Well elf is me or is the strangeness of the city particularly strong in this inn"? "All this weirdness is putting me off my ale and you know what happens when a Dwur is off his ale, headbustin starts".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-16T23:30:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2122009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-16T19:36:41Z<p>After Galvan's speech about half the crowd leaves while the remaining half linger around grumbling amongst themselves. They seam less likely to riot now and a few actually join up at the registration tables the Redcaps set out front.</p>After Galvan's speech about half the crowd leaves while the remaining half linger around grumbling amongst themselves. They seam less likely to riot now and a few actually join up at the registration tables the Redcaps set out front.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-16T19:36:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2752009-03-16T19:32:06Z2009-03-16T19:29:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> sorry for not posting for a while.</span>
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<p>Thomas and Ronin did you make your resistance rolls for being hit by the SMG spray? (-5 to defence because it was a full-auto shot)</p>
<p>Ronin's second shot misses</p>
<p>Grace needs to post her second for second INIT pass.</p>
<p>The biker thrown over his handle bars by neonspiders 'jinx' painfully gets to his feet a pistol and fires in graces direction but misses.</p>
<p>the other two bikers screech to a stop and unload the SMGs into the cutter crew pulling the Med-capsule back towards the ship. One of the crew goes down under the onslaught but the other survives by ducking down behind the med-capsule which starts emitting an alarm as bullets strike it.</p>
<p>A gout of green flame flashes out of the cutters hold lighting up the dock.</p>
<p>Anyone with a third INIT pass post your actions.</p>sorry for not posting for a while.
Initiative:
Neonspider=15
Cutter Capt.=15
Ronin=14
Grace=14
Ancients=14
Cutter crew=13
Thomas=8
Thomas and Ronin did you make your resistance rolls for being hit by the SMG spray? (-5 to defence because it was a full-auto shot)
Ronin's second shot misses
Grace needs to post her second for second INIT pass.
The biker thrown over his handle bars by neonspiders 'jinx' painfully gets to his feet a pistol and fires in graces direction but misses.
the other...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-16T19:29:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=7?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#3012009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-03-16T19:12:15Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> not forgotten, I just need them in closer to get them all with my breath weapon.</span></p>not forgotten, I just need them in closer to get them all with my breath weapon.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-16T19:12:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#652009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-16T19:10:05Z<p>"Fried rice with boiled peas and scrambled goose eggs with a slab of ham with a tankard of your best dwur ale" I say looking for an open table near the coals.</p>"Fried rice with boiled peas and scrambled goose eggs with a slab of ham with a tankard of your best dwur ale" I say looking for an open table near the coals.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-16T19:10:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#572009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-15T19:29:04Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>yep.</span></p>yep.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-15T19:29:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#402009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-14T20:39:09Z<p>"By the looks of things a miasma of gloom has descended upon your city. I have heard tales of shadows and disquiet intruding on the minds of the populace, perhaps after sufficient refreshment I could speak to the ones in charge and offer some advice or aid".</p>"By the looks of things a miasma of gloom has descended upon your city. I have heard tales of shadows and disquiet intruding on the minds of the populace, perhaps after sufficient refreshment I could speak to the ones in charge and offer some advice or aid".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-14T20:39:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2092009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-14T03:37:18Z<p>You get the cultist locked up as a large mob gathers out front. </p>
<p>What do you wish to do.</p>You get the cultist locked up as a large mob gathers out front.
What do you wish to do.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-14T03:37:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#242009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-14T03:33:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Jester wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Emil Tandalas</span>
</p>
Hmmm
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~he makes a mark on his piece of parchment
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and looks further down the line
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"Whats your religion?"</p>
<p>The other guards seem to perk up when he says this. </blockquote><p>Brandishing my holy symbol,<b>"I am Magnus Shalefist War-Preist of Mayaheine, protector of the downtrodden, enforcer of justice, and bastain of valor. </b> In Mayaheine's name I have fought with your fathers to hold this land and fought with you to reclaim it".DM Jester wrote:Emil Tandalas
Hmmm
~he makes a mark on his piece of parchment
and looks further down the line
"Whats your religion?"The other guards seem to perk up when he says this.
Brandishing my holy symbol,"I am Magnus Shalefist War-Preist of Mayaheine, protector of the downtrodden, enforcer of justice, and bastain of valor. In Mayaheine's name I have fought with your fathers to hold this land and fought with you to reclaim it".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-14T03:33:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=4?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1672009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-03-13T23:51:11Z<p>"Hay Na'Darr the goyles arms look like they move, try pulling em forward".</p>"Hay Na'Darr the goyles arms look like they move, try pulling em forward".Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-13T23:51:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#192009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-13T23:48:36Z<p>With all the dry dwarven sarcasm I can muster "4 or 5 years if it gets in the gate faster".</p>With all the dry dwarven sarcasm I can muster "4 or 5 years if it gets in the gate faster".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-13T23:48:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=6?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2952009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-03-13T23:43:22Z<p>Ba'az steps behind Logan and uses his Bolstering Strike on A1.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1978817/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Attack=22 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1978822/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Damage=11 </a></p>
<p>And Ba'az gains 3 temporary HP.</p>Ba'az steps behind Logan and uses his Bolstering Strike on A1.
Attack=22
Damage=11
And Ba'az gains 3 temporary HP.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-13T23:43:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2082009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-13T23:31:13Z<p>A crowd begins to gather around you as you carry the cultist to the precinct house. The closer you get to the
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precinct house the larger and angrier the crowd becomes.
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All of you can hear bits and pieces of conversation from the growing throng of people, around you, "...responsible for the disappearances...”gather your brothers, we'll force him to tell us where our father is"! ...damm Redcaps are gonna frame some dock worker...".</p>
<p><a href=" http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1978603/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Sunaj perception=18 </a>
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Sunaj: in the crowd you see a couple of dark clothed individuals looking a bit too intently at your group and when they see you looking at them they fade back into the crowd.</p>A crowd begins to gather around you as you carry the cultist to the precinct house. The closer you get to the
precinct house the larger and angrier the crowd becomes.
All of you can hear bits and pieces of conversation from the growing throng of people, around you, "...responsible for the disappearances...”gather your brothers, we'll force him to tell us where our father is"! ...damm Redcaps are gonna frame some dock worker...".
Sunaj perception=18
Sunaj: in the crowd you see a couple of...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-13T23:31:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#102009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-11T18:54:25Z<p>"To the 'Rusty Beard' with all hast, the ale isn't going to drink itself ya know".</p>"To the 'Rusty Beard' with all hast, the ale isn't going to drink itself ya know".Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-11T18:54:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4s?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#72009-06-27T19:06:08Z2009-03-11T05:00:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aerflae Windwaker wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Glancing over his shoulder to the rest of his companions, then around at the not-so-repaired surroundings.</span></p>
<p>"Apparently there has been quite a party here, and nobody bothered to help clean up. I've not seen this kind of destruction remain in such disrepair over time. At least it looks like they are trying to get back on their feet. Some would have already given up. Garyd, if you know the way to a fine inn and a warm fire, I await your lead."</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Thats humans for ya, no work ethic, no sense of pride in the quality of their buildings. The city looks the same as when it was reclaimed from the giants. I think I remember a few good pubs from the last time I was here, all of them far from this damm river.Aerflae Windwaker wrote:Glancing over his shoulder to the rest of his companions, then around at the not-so-repaired surroundings.
"Apparently there has been quite a party here, and nobody bothered to help clean up. I've not seen this kind of destruction remain in such disrepair over time. At least it looks like they are trying to get back on their feet. Some would have already given up. Garyd, if you know the way to a fine inn and a warm fire, I await your lead."
Thats humans for ya, no...Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-11T05:00:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=8?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#3792009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-03-10T20:21:39Z<p>Aye the little one is right, we should be prepaired to find another camp sight away from the light.</p>Aye the little one is right, we should be prepaired to find another camp sight away from the light.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-10T20:21:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4u&page=2?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#592009-03-10T20:18:38Z2009-03-10T20:18:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> Seems like we are only waiting for one character. Does everyone feel ok with me adding a few things for backgrounds, such as who you know when and why? </blockquote><p>I'm ok with it.
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In Magnus' backstory he traveled with the dwarves that warned Istivin of the giants army and stayed to fight with the kings armies.</p>DM Jester wrote:Seems like we are only waiting for one character. Does everyone feel ok with me adding a few things for backgrounds, such as who you know when and why?
I'm ok with it.
In Magnus' backstory he traveled with the dwarves that warned Istivin of the giants army and stayed to fight with the kings armies.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-10T20:18:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4u?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#482009-03-10T16:08:22Z2009-03-10T16:08:22Z<p>Almost finished, I just need to double check my skills , pick magic items and come up with a background story.</p>
<p>Couple of questions though:
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Do our PCs know each other?</p>
<p>Is it possible that Magnus was with the pary from Deepholm and stayed to whitness the capture and recovery of the city?</p>
<p>Any limits on magical buffing Items other than gold?</p>Almost finished, I just need to double check my skills , pick magic items and come up with a background story.
Couple of questions though:
Do our PCs know each other?
Is it possible that Magnus was with the pary from Deepholm and stayed to whitness the capture and recovery of the city?
Any limits on magical buffing Items other than gold?Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-10T16:08:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=5?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#2032009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-10T15:57:55Z<p>The Redcaps jump into action on Galvan's orders, two Redcaps pull a interior door off it's hinges to make a make shift carrying board while two other start tearing the drapes into strips and braiding the strips into a rope to tie the cultist disguised to the door. “Ready when you are ‘sir” a Redcap says to Galvan when finished.</p>
<p>As you quick march to the pricent house I need a perception check from everyone.</p>The Redcaps jump into action on Galvan's orders, two Redcaps pull a interior door off it's hinges to make a make shift carrying board while two other start tearing the drapes into strips and braiding the strips into a rope to tie the cultist disguised to the door. “Ready when you are ‘sir” a Redcap says to Galvan when finished.
As you quick march to the pricent house I need a perception check from everyone.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-10T15:57:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4u?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#112009-03-08T02:05:09Z2009-03-08T02:04:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Magnus Shalefist wrote:</div><blockquote> I should have my dwarf cleric of Pelor up soon. </blockquote>Hay can you do that of Mayahene? She is LG but is much more tied to this story. </blockquote><p>Not a problen, converting to Mayahene now. The underwear the Mayahenes make you wear feels funny though (less room in the crotch).DM Jester wrote:Magnus Shalefist wrote: I should have my dwarf cleric of Pelor up soon.
Hay can you do that of Mayahene? She is LG but is much more tied to this story. Not a problen, converting to Mayahene now. The underwear the Mayahenes make you wear feels funny though (less room in the crotch).Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-08T02:04:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Jester's Shadows over IstivinMagnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jd4u?Jesters-Shadows-over-Istivin#42009-03-07T23:59:50Z2009-03-07T23:29:28Z<p>I should have my dwarf cleric of Pelor up soon.</p>I should have my dwarf cleric of Pelor up soon.Magnus Shalefist (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-07T23:29:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=3?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1432009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-03-07T23:23:10Z<p>I'll stay where I'm at, Max INIT is 24.</p>I'll stay where I'm at, Max INIT is 24.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-07T23:23:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2702009-03-06T19:16:45Z2009-03-06T19:16:45Z<p>Thomas fades from most peoples view.</p>
<p>Neonspider is up.</p>Thomas fades from most peoples view.
Neonspider is up.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-06T19:16:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=3?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1412009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-03-06T16:04:46Z<p>Graz uses perception to look for the specter and if I see it use twin strike to attack it. If I don't see it I will hold my action until it reapears.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1968132/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> perception=10 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1968139/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack 1=22 attack 2=26 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1968150/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage 1 plus hunters quarry=16 damage 2=6 </a></p>Graz uses perception to look for the specter and if I see it use twin strike to attack it. If I don't see it I will hold my action until it reapears.
perception=10
attack 1=22 attack 2=26
damage 1 plus hunters quarry=16 damage 2=6Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-06T16:04:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1972009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-05T19:19:13Z<p>Jonas: no luck on the intimadate.</p>
<p>What does the party wish to do now?</p>Jonas: no luck on the intimadate.
What does the party wish to do now?UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-05T19:19:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2682009-03-05T19:16:19Z2009-03-05T19:16:14Z<p>Initiative:
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Neonspider=15
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Cutter Capt.=15
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Ronin=14
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Grace=14
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Ancients=14
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Cutter crew=13
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Thomas=8</p>
<p>Graces second shots fly wide or harmlessly impact on the bikers armor.</p>
<p>the two mounted bikers fire a burst at Ronin, Thomas and the two crewmen as they drive by, but don't fire at the captain. Both Thomas and Ronin take one hit (-5 to defensive pools because of full auto). One of the crewmen is also hit but dosn't fall.</p>
<p>The two crewman pull out hand guns (Ares Predator 2's) point them at Thomas and Ronin and start to pull the med-capsule back towards the cutter.</p>
<p>Thomas is up.</p>Initiative:
Neonspider=15
Cutter Capt.=15
Ronin=14
Grace=14
Ancients=14
Cutter crew=13
Thomas=8
Graces second shots fly wide or harmlessly impact on the bikers armor.
the two mounted bikers fire a burst at Ronin, Thomas and the two crewmen as they drive by, but don't fire at the captain. Both Thomas and Ronin take one hit (-5 to defensive pools because of full auto). One of the crewmen is also hit but dosn't fall.
The two crewman pull out hand guns (Ares Predator 2's) point them at Thomas...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-05T19:16:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=6?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2822009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-03-04T05:31:03Z<p>Ba'az moves up 4 squares and over 6 and puts a divine challenge on the nearest rat.</p>Ba'az moves up 4 squares and over 6 and puts a divine challenge on the nearest rat.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-04T05:31:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1942009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-03-02T10:00:38Z<p>The rest of the house is empty of people and the only damage to the house was caused by the combat. The circle is only part of the house the cultists altered and is a match to the one found at the Hollier estate.</p>
<p>Jonas: You could swap their clothing but both mages robes were severely damaged by the combat.
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I would give you a +2 on disguise check if you use prestidigitation.</p>The rest of the house is empty of people and the only damage to the house was caused by the combat. The circle is only part of the house the cultists altered and is a match to the one found at the Hollier estate.
Jonas: You could swap their clothing but both mages robes were severely damaged by the combat.
I would give you a +2 on disguise check if you use prestidigitation.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-03-02T10:00:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=8?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#3512009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-26T21:27:29Z<p>I start looking for an defensable camp site. <a href="
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http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1956205/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Survival=5 </a><span class=messageboard-ooc>With that roll I couldn't tell quicksand from a playground.</span></p>
<p>"Until we are certain of the dangers of mournlands we should make cold camps. Anything 'living' here probably won't be afraid of fire but attracted to it".</p>I start looking for an defensable camp site. Survival=5 With that roll I couldn't tell quicksand from a playground.
"Until we are certain of the dangers of mournlands we should make cold camps. Anything 'living' here probably won't be afraid of fire but attracted to it".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-26T21:27:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2662009-02-26T13:26:29Z2009-02-26T13:25:33Z<p>Initiative:
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Neonspider=15
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Cutter Capt.=15
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Ronin=14
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Grace=14
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Ancients=14
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Cutter crew=8
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Thomas=waiting for INIT</p>
<p>NeonSpider: You and your sprite glitch one of the oncoming bike locking it's front break launching the biker over the handlebars.</p>
<p>Ronin: You hit the your target forcing himn to lay down his bike to take cover.</p>
<p>The cutter Capt. starts yelling orders, stops mid-sentance turns points at Ronin and Thomas and in a monotone voice orders the near by crewmen to kill them.</p>
<p><a href="http://th01.deviantart.com/fs42/300W/f/2009/057/7/0/Peir_b_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map</a></p>
<p>Grace is up.</p>Initiative:
Neonspider=15
Cutter Capt.=15
Ronin=14
Grace=14
Ancients=14
Cutter crew=8
Thomas=waiting for INIT
NeonSpider: You and your sprite glitch one of the oncoming bike locking it's front break launching the biker over the handlebars.
Ronin: You hit the your target forcing himn to lay down his bike to take cover.
The cutter Capt. starts yelling orders, stops mid-sentance turns points at Ronin and Thomas and in a monotone voice orders the near by crewmen to kill them.
Updated map
...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-26T13:25:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1852009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-26T00:57:05Z<p>Galvan, Thewl and Isari are able to restrain the kicking and foaming-at-the-mouth screaming thugge. It's obvious to all the the man has lost touch with reality and any further infomation gotten out of him would be suspect.</p>
<p>Jonas: without speaking the language all you can tell about the prayer is it is some kind of mantra.</p>
<p>A few minutes after the fight more Redcaps show up, "Drop your weapons your under...", looking at Galvan "Sorry sir didn't know you were here, your orders"?</p>Galvan, Thewl and Isari are able to restrain the kicking and foaming-at-the-mouth screaming thugge. It's obvious to all the the man has lost touch with reality and any further infomation gotten out of him would be suspect.
Jonas: without speaking the language all you can tell about the prayer is it is some kind of mantra.
A few minutes after the fight more Redcaps show up, "Drop your weapons your under...", looking at Galvan "Sorry sir didn't know you were here, your orders"?UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-26T00:57:05ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=3?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1252009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-24T22:51:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Ice Witch wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Graz and Boe wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Graz use his Twinstrike on the specter (encounter)and use his hunters quarry <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1951235/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> 1st attack=14 2nd attack=24 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1951237/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> 1st damage=11 2nd damage=10</a>
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If both arrows hit they do an additional 2 points each (1st=13 2nd=12). </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Hunter's Quarry only applies the damage to one damage roll not both attacks even if the power is called Twin Strike however...</span>
<p>Graz cuts loose with his bow sending two arrows at the insubstantial foe which turns in response with inhuman speed as one arrow misses it but the second barely connects as it follows its twin and smashes into the wall behind the undead fiend...</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> For reference the Spectre is now bloodied</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I can choose which attack to apply the bonus to after I roll my attacks and I only applied the bonus to the second attack. From now on I will write which attack gets the bonus to avoid any more confusion.</span>The Ice Witch wrote:Graz and Boe wrote:Graz use his Twinstrike on the specter (encounter)and use his hunters quarry 1st attack=14 2nd attack=24
1st damage=11 2nd damage=10
If both arrows hit they do an additional 2 points each (1st=13 2nd=12).
Hunter's Quarry only applies the damage to one damage roll not both attacks even if the power is called Twin Strike however... Graz cuts loose with his bow sending two arrows at the insubstantial foe which turns in response with inhuman speed as...Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-24T22:51:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1792009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-24T06:38:33Z<p>His chanting slows to a stop and he looks at Galvan, “My wife and sons where taken by the Master. I called the Redcaps and told them my family were kidnapped but they didn’t believe me, they looked at me like I was crazy and said why would anybody kidnap an entire family of a poor dock worker and walked away. My local councilman wouldn’t even speak to me“. </p>
<p>With an increasing amount of hysteria in his voice, ”I started looking for them on my own, looked everywhere. I was arrested a few times for trespassing looking for them, then the master found me. The master took me to my wife and sons, he told me they have been saved for the future. What future I asked and he spoke of a time that’s coming where the dispossessed will overthrow the rich and powerful and the corrupted city will be replaced with an Eden. “The master said my family will be returned to me if I joined the cause”. “I was sent here with orders to kill you to send the message not to interfere with the master”. “ I have to save them the master will kill them for my failure”.</p>
<p>With a mad shriek he lunges at Galvan biting his face and scratching at his eyes.</p>His chanting slows to a stop and he looks at Galvan, “My wife and sons where taken by the Master. I called the Redcaps and told them my family were kidnapped but they didn’t believe me, they looked at me like I was crazy and said why would anybody kidnap an entire family of a poor dock worker and walked away. My local councilman wouldn’t even speak to me“.
With an increasing amount of hysteria in his voice, ”I started looking for them on my own, looked everywhere. I was arrested a few times...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-24T06:38:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=7?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#3302009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-24T00:15:28Z<p>Everyone stay together we don't want to loose sight of each other in the mist. We should also double march away from here, the Warforged are likely to come back with reinforcements.</p>Everyone stay together we don't want to loose sight of each other in the mist. We should also double march away from here, the Warforged are likely to come back with reinforcements.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-24T00:15:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=18?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#8752009-02-23T12:56:18Z2009-02-23T12:56:18Z<p>•dive bombs poodles•</p>
<p><b>Splat</b></p>*dive bombs poodles*
SplatJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T12:56:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=3?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1222009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-23T10:30:37Z<p>Graz use his Twinstrike on the specter (encounter)and use his hunters quarry <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1951235/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> 1st attack=14 2nd attack=24 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1951237/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> 1st damage=11 2nd damage=10</a>
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If both arrows hit they do an additional 2 points each (1st=13 2nd=12).</p>Graz use his Twinstrike on the specter (encounter)and use his hunters quarry 1st attack=14 2nd attack=24
1st damage=11 2nd damage=10
If both arrows hit they do an additional 2 points each (1st=13 2nd=12).Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T10:30:37ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=6?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2642009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-23T10:19:35Z<p>"Aye I can feel it and soon it shall feel the righteousness of Ioun's blade".</p>
<p>Ba'az advances down the corridor, his falchon at the ready.</p>"Aye I can feel it and soon it shall feel the righteousness of Ioun's blade".
Ba'az advances down the corridor, his falchon at the ready.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T10:19:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=7?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#3252009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-23T10:07:15Z<p>Ur-Kaim casts summon natures ally (wolf) into L7 and comands Voolfi to L9 and has both attack the warforged in L8.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1951228/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Voolfi's attack=23 summoned wolf's attack=17</a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1951230/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Voolfi's damage=6 summoned wolfs damage=7</a></p>Ur-Kaim casts summon natures ally (wolf) into L7 and comands Voolfi to L9 and has both attack the warforged in L8.
Voolfi's attack=23 summoned wolf's attack=17
Voolfi's damage=6 summoned wolfs damage=7Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T10:07:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=25?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#12242009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-23T09:57:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Chronicler wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>James:</b> As you sneak around the tall wooden fence, you manage to glimpse inside the yard through the rails. A young girl, perhaps four years of age, is swinging on an old play-set. The yard looks domestic and non-threatening. </blockquote><p>I'll find somthing to stand on I'll stick my head over the fence and in my most non-threating voice call out to the girl. "Hello there, I'm James are your parents around? I need to speak to them."?The Chronicler wrote:James: As you sneak around the tall wooden fence, you manage to glimpse inside the yard through the rails. A young girl, perhaps four years of age, is swinging on an old play-set. The yard looks domestic and non-threatening.
I'll find somthing to stand on I'll stick my head over the fence and in my most non-threating voice call out to the girl. "Hello there, I'm James are your parents around? I need to speak to them."?James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T09:57:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1762009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-23T09:49:48Z<p>Jonas do you speak Primordial?</p>
<p>The thugge chants faster and louder as Sunaj threatens him.</p>Jonas do you speak Primordial?
The thugge chants faster and louder as Sunaj threatens him.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T09:49:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2612009-02-23T09:45:52Z2009-02-23T09:38:40Z<p>The impact of Grace's shot knocks the Ancient off his bike sending her and the bike skidding in different directions.</p>
<p>Neonspider finds some cover with a vantage point overlooking the meet.</p>
<p>All hell breaks loose on the pier at the sound of gunfire, the crew helping load the body stop what they are doing and draw weapons. The captain starts shouting orders as an aqua-green energy flows around his body.
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An explosion also rocks the interior of the cutter as animate flame swirls around the hatch.</p>
<p>Neonspider: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Initiative:
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Neonspider=15
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Cutter Capt.=15
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Ronin=14
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Grace=14
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Ancients=14
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Cutter crew=13
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Thomas=waiting for INIT</p>
<p>Neonspider is up.</p>The impact of Grace's shot knocks the Ancient off his bike sending her and the bike skidding in different directions.
Neonspider finds some cover with a vantage point overlooking the meet.
All hell breaks loose on the pier at the sound of gunfire, the crew helping load the body stop what they are doing and draw weapons. The captain starts shouting orders as an aqua-green energy flows around his body.
An explosion also rocks the interior of the cutter as animate flame swirls around the
...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-23T09:38:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1732009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-22T10:23:55Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> 202xp each.
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10 short swords
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4 crossbows
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2 orbs
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2 +1 mace of venom
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14 snake amulets </span></p>
<p>"The master was right you only care about the ones with money, when my family was taken the redcaps and the local councel did nothing", he spits at thewl. </p>
<p>"Forgive me master for doubting your words" he shouts and then starts chanting a prayer in primordial over and over.</p>202xp each.
10 short swords
4 crossbows
2 orbs
2 +1 mace of venom
14 snake amulets
"The master was right you only care about the ones with money, when my family was taken the redcaps and the local councel did nothing", he spits at thewl.
"Forgive me master for doubting your words" he shouts and then starts chanting a prayer in primordial over and over.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-22T10:23:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IITequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=16?untitled-II#7602009-04-06T18:42:51Z2009-02-20T23:03:06Z<p>•swoops in and hands froggie a perfect margarita with 3 cocktail files.•</p>*swoops in and hands froggie a perfect margarita with 3 cocktail files.*Tequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T23:03:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=18?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#8572009-02-20T22:53:28Z2009-02-20T22:53:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cockapoo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Johnathan Livingston wrote:</div><blockquote> Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine. </blockquote>•sees the bird and goes after it• Yap! Yap! Yap! </blockquote><p>•flaps wings in a frenzy while snaping beak at the poodle• Mine. mine mine...Cockapoo wrote:Johnathan Livingston wrote: Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.
*sees the bird and goes after it* Yap! Yap! Yap! *flaps wings in a frenzy while snaping beak at the poodle* Mine. mine mine...Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T22:53:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IITequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=16?untitled-II#7582009-04-06T18:42:51Z2009-02-20T22:49:26Z<p>•swoops in and hands out a round of perfect margaritas•</p>
<p>"Beba y haga feliz para los tomorows que la resaca es una perra."</p>
<p>•files off to bring good spirits to all drinkers.•</p>*swoops in and hands out a round of perfect margaritas*
"Beba y haga feliz para los tomorows que la resaca es una perra."
*files off to bring good spirits to all drinkers.*Tequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T22:49:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=18?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#8552009-02-20T22:41:43Z2009-02-20T22:41:43Z<p>Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.</p>Mine, mine, mine...Mine, mine.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T22:41:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1702009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-20T21:18:11Z<p>Cowed by Thewl's demener the thugge drops his blade and falls to his knees begging, "Please gov'na don't kill me I didn't have a chave a choice. The master comanded me and I had to obey, the masters watching me now,. Protect me from the master and I'll tell you everything I know". He reaches in his shirt and pulls out a amulet like the ones taken off the thugges killed by Galvan at the Hollier estate the night before. The thugge rips the amulet off his neck and throws it to the floor. When the amulet hits the floor it anamates and trie to bite the thugge but missesand then stops moving. "Did you see, did you see it move, the master controls all the new commers like that, he says its to weed out the unfathful".</p>Cowed by Thewl's demener the thugge drops his blade and falls to his knees begging, "Please gov'na don't kill me I didn't have a chave a choice. The master comanded me and I had to obey, the masters watching me now,. Protect me from the master and I'll tell you everything I know". He reaches in his shirt and pulls out a amulet like the ones taken off the thugges killed by Galvan at the Hollier estate the night before. The thugge rips the amulet off his neck and throws it to the floor. When...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T21:18:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=6?the-Milk-Run#2552009-02-20T09:19:37Z2009-02-20T09:08:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1946785/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Per+int,5/3/1/6/3/4/6</a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Sorry if I have missed this but where are the diff people? are we all in the van or more spread out?</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>sorry I thought I already posted the map. </span>
<p><a href="http://fc47.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/051/e/a/Peir_a_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Map of the peir and everyones postion. </a></p>
<p>Neonspider and Grace hear the sounds of motorcycle engines approaching. A few moments' latter 4 ancients, 2 from the west and 2 from the east ride into the meeting with guns blazing.</p>
<p>Neonspider and Grace Guns can take a free action before combat starts.</p>
<p>Everybody give me an INIT roll.</p>NeonSpider wrote:Per+int,5/3/1/6/3/4/6
Sorry if I have missed this but where are the diff people? are we all in the van or more spread out?
sorry I thought I already posted the map. Map of the peir and everyones postion.
Neonspider and Grace hear the sounds of motorcycle engines approaching. A few moments' latter 4 ancients, 2 from the west and 2 from the east ride into the meeting with guns blazing.
Neonspider and Grace Guns can take a free action before combat starts.
Everybody...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T09:08:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1682009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-20T08:57:44Z<p>When the thugge on Isari's right hits Isari with his short sword a backlash of artic cold spreads over the thugge turning him into a frozen statue that falls to the floor and shaters.</p>
<p>Thewl is up.</p>When the thugge on Isari's right hits Isari with his short sword a backlash of artic cold spreads over the thugge turning him into a frozen statue that falls to the floor and shaters.
Thewl is up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-20T08:57:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2502009-02-19T09:56:40Z2009-02-19T09:56:40Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Bump, some character interaction is needed before we can continue. </span></p>Bump, some character interaction is needed before we can continue.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-19T09:56:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1652009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-19T09:55:04Z<p>Initiative order/Condition meter:
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Sunaj
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Jonas (bloodied)
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Thugges:
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5) second floor
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6) second floor
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Isari
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Thewl (bloodied)
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Galvan (bloodied)</p>
<p>The remaining thugges attack Isari and hit with their swords doing a total of 8hp.</p>
<p>Isari is up.</p>Initiative order/Condition meter:
Sunaj
Jonas (bloodied)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
Isari
Thewl (bloodied)
Galvan (bloodied)
The remaining thugges attack Isari and hit with their swords doing a total of 8hp.
Isari is up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-19T09:55:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=25?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#12132009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-18T22:09:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Chronicler wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">James O'Neil wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1939066/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> spot check=16 </a> </blockquote><b>James:</b> Despite the lack of a vehicle in the driveway, a quick glimpse of movement through one window lets you know that there is someone home. In fact, it is possible that there is someone in the backyard (which is surrounded by a large wooden fence). </blockquote><p>I'll snoop around the feance trying to be sneaky and find a way over or under.
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1945144/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> search=13, move silently=16, spot=9. </a></p>The Chronicler wrote:James O'Neil wrote: spot check=16
James: Despite the lack of a vehicle in the driveway, a quick glimpse of movement through one window lets you know that there is someone home. In fact, it is possible that there is someone in the backyard (which is surrounded by a large wooden fence). I'll snoop around the feance trying to be sneaky and find a way over or under. search=13, move silently=16, spot=9.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-18T22:09:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=3?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1172009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-18T22:07:09Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1945131/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> INIT=13 </a></p>INIT=13Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-18T22:07:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1612009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-17T21:45:28Z<p>Thewl runs up the staircase.</p>
<p>Galvan bounds off the sofa catching the railing above and pulls himself up to the second floor. Rolling his head and letting out a loud snort Galvan lowers his head and charges the mage goring him and knocking him to the floor.</p>
<p>Sunaj moves forward and disappears from sight as a eldritch fire-bolt streaks out to strike the mage as he cries in pain and moves no more.</p>
<p><a href="http://th09.deviantart.com/fs41/300W/f/2009/048/6/b/Round_3f_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map. </a></p>
<p>Jonas is up.</p>Thewl runs up the staircase.
Galvan bounds off the sofa catching the railing above and pulls himself up to the second floor. Rolling his head and letting out a loud snort Galvan lowers his head and charges the mage goring him and knocking him to the floor.
Sunaj moves forward and disappears from sight as a eldritch fire-bolt streaks out to strike the mage as he cries in pain and moves no more.
Updated map.
Jonas is up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-17T21:45:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2482009-02-17T21:09:07Z2009-02-17T21:08:52Z<p>Thomas: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Grace: [Spoiler omitted]</p>Thomas: [Spoiler omitted]
Grace: [Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-17T21:08:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=6?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2582009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-17T20:15:49Z<p>"I suggest we procede in formation, I'll take the lead of course followed by Elmo, Jake, Yrenn and Logan guarding our flank."</p>"I suggest we procede in formation, I'll take the lead of course followed by Elmo, Jake, Yrenn and Logan guarding our flank."Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-17T20:15:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=7?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#3072009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-17T20:11:52Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1943691/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Initiative=12 </a></p>
<p>Ur-Kaim casts produce flame and throws it at the warforged <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1943701/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> ranged touch attack=13, damage=8 </a>.
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I also have Voolfi guard me me for now (he will attack anyone who attacks me).</p>
<p>"Stay within sight of each other, once you are lost in the mists the party won’t be able to help you". Uk-Kaim shouts out to the rest.</p>Initiative=12
Ur-Kaim casts produce flame and throws it at the warforged ranged touch attack=13, damage=8 .
I also have Voolfi guard me me for now (he will attack anyone who attacks me).
"Stay within sight of each other, once you are lost in the mists the party won’t be able to help you". Uk-Kaim shouts out to the rest.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-17T20:11:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2452009-02-16T08:37:02Z2009-02-16T08:36:46Z<p>Thomas make a assensing+Intuition test
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Grace and Neonspider make a perception+intution test.</p>Thomas make a assensing+Intuition test
Grace and Neonspider make a perception+intution test.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-16T08:36:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1562009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-16T08:22:16Z<p>Isari's swing is parried by the thugge.</p>
<p>The mage fires off another magic missle at Jonas and hits for 8hp damage.</p>
<p>Thewl is up.</p>Isari's swing is parried by the thugge.
The mage fires off another magic missle at Jonas and hits for 8hp damage.
Thewl is up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-16T08:22:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1532009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-15T14:03:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sunaj Fellhand wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>UberDmench, I think that's 2 thugees with the warlock's curse who have been killed. Darkspiral Aura is now 2.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>You are correct.</span>Sunaj Fellhand wrote:UberDmench, I think that's 2 thugees with the warlock's curse who have been killed. Darkspiral Aura is now 2.
You are correct.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-15T14:03:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=4?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1512009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-15T11:15:04Z<p>Initiative order/Condition meter:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Jonas (bloodied)
<br />
Thugges:
<br />
5) second floor
<br />
6) second floor
<br />
Isari
<br />
Men in Black:
<br />
2) second floor
<br />
Thewl (bloodied)
<br />
Galvan (bloodied)</p>
<p>Thewl, Galvan and Sunaj unleash a flurry of steel and eldritch magic against the mace wielding thugge reducing him to a charred pile of meat.</p>
<p>Jonas reflexively raises his staff to protect himself from the mages attack and manages to divert the thunderous concussion around him avoiding the effects of the spell. <span class=messageboard-ooc> Jonas is not dazed and doesn’t take 12hp from the spell. </span></p>
<p>The remaining thugges drop their crossbows and draw short swords the one next to Isari shifts one square over to confront Isari directly while the other rushes up to assist. The thugge on Isari thrusts but Isari easily deflects his blade.</p>
<p>Isari is up.</p>
<p><a href="http://th08.deviantart.com/fs41/300W/f/2009/046/a/9/round_3e_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map. </a></p>Initiative order/Condition meter:
Sunaj
Jonas (bloodied)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
Isari
Men in Black:
2) second floor
Thewl (bloodied)
Galvan (bloodied)
Thewl, Galvan and Sunaj unleash a flurry of steel and eldritch magic against the mace wielding thugge reducing him to a charred pile of meat.
Jonas reflexively raises his staff to protect himself from the mages attack and manages to divert the thunderous concussion around him avoiding the effects of the spell. Jonas is not...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-15T11:15:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1462009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-14T10:12:54Z<p>Isari runs up the staircase and engages one of the thugges.</p>
<p>The mage shouts out arcane words and engulfs Jonas and the Redcaps in a thunderclap that send the Redcaps to the floor and causes 12hp damage to Jonas, dazing him as well (save ends).</p>
<p><a href="http://fc28.deviantart.com/fs41/f/2009/045/2/a/round_3d_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map </a></p>
<p>Thewl and then Galvan are up.</p>Isari runs up the staircase and engages one of the thugges.
The mage shouts out arcane words and engulfs Jonas and the Redcaps in a thunderclap that send the Redcaps to the floor and causes 12hp damage to Jonas, dazing him as well (save ends).
Updated map
Thewl and then Galvan are up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T10:12:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=6?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2532009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-14T06:15:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Logan Draknir wrote:</div><blockquote> "I a...a...don't touch pilfered stuff." </blockquote><p>"The armor serves no purpose to the dead and our cause is just. Now stop being squimish and fasten the back straps.Logan Draknir wrote:"I a...a...don't touch pilfered stuff."
"The armor serves no purpose to the dead and our cause is just. Now stop being squimish and fasten the back straps.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T06:15:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=25?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#12032009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-14T01:19:58Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1939066/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> spot check=16 </a></p>spot check=16James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T01:19:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=6?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2512009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-14T01:15:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Dave wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc><div class="messageboard-quotee">Ba'az Astor wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm fine with Elmo taking the sword. What type of armor is the armor of exploits? </blockquote>It is plate armor.</span> </blockquote><p>I can use the armor if no one else needs it more than I.
<p>•assuming one else can use it• "Logan my good man could you help me don the plate mail?"</p>DM Dave wrote:Ba'az Astor wrote: I'm fine with Elmo taking the sword. What type of armor is the armor of exploits?
It is plate armor. I can use the armor if no one else needs it more than I. *assuming one else can use it* "Logan my good man could you help me don the plate mail?"Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T01:15:53ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=3?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#1032009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-14T01:09:30Z<p>"There is something in here, I saw it but the mage light drove it into hiding". I'll head to the middle of the room and wait for the others.</p>"There is something in here, I saw it but the mage light drove it into hiding". I'll head to the middle of the room and wait for the others.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T01:09:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2442009-02-14T01:04:11Z2009-02-14T01:04:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Chance wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Assensing:</span> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1938976/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">1, 4, 6, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2</a> 1 hit </blockquote><p>Thomas: [Spoiler omitted]Thomas Chance wrote:Assensing: 1, 4, 6, 3, 4, 3, 4, 2 1 hit
Thomas: [Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T01:04:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1442009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-14T01:01:54Z<p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Redcaps:
<br />
1)
<br />
4)
<br />
Thugges:
<br />
5) second floor
<br />
6) second floor
<br />
novice 2)
<br />
Isari
<br />
Men in Black:
<br />
2) second floor
<br />
Thewl (bloodied)
<br />
Galvan (bloodied)</p>
<p>Jonas moves to the foot of the stairs and castes his spell, The shadows around the mage and thugge next to him begin to grab and claw at them but other than a minor distraction the shadows have no effect.</p>
<p>The two thugges on the second floor fire their crossbows at the approaching mage. Both bolts strike Jonas, the first doing 6hp and the second doing 9hp for a total of 15hp damage. </p>
<p>The redcaps rush forward a little too late to protect Jonas from the bolts and form up in front of him.</p>
<p>The novice wildly swings his mace at Thewl; Thewl easily blocks the mace and notices oily liquid dripping from the mace’s spikes.</p>
<p>Isari is up.</p>
<p><a href=" http://th01.deviantart.com/fs40/300W/f/2009/044/7/8/round_3b_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> updated map.</a></p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
Sunaj
Jonas
Redcaps:
1)
4)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
novice 2)
Isari
Men in Black:
2) second floor
Thewl (bloodied)
Galvan (bloodied)
Jonas moves to the foot of the stairs and castes his spell, The shadows around the mage and thugge next to him begin to grab and claw at them but other than a minor distraction the shadows have no effect.
The two thugges on the second floor fire their crossbows at the approaching mage. Both bolts strike Jonas,...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-14T01:01:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2422009-02-13T21:29:22Z2009-02-13T21:20:13Z<p>The ships mate looks looks over Ronin, Thomas and Tweeker with half open eyes for about half a minute before turning turning to his crew on deck and shouts out orders in Javanese. Looking back at Thomas and Ronin says "Codes check out, we bring out package".
<br />
A minute latter two men wheel out a large sealed gurney pushing it over to Tweekers med-waggon. The form on the gurney is covered with blue-green pustuales and it's transparent flesh is turning to ooze and melting off it's body. "You no crack case and you be ok, crack case everyone die". </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Thomas make a assensing+Intuition test
<br />
Grace and Neonspider make a perception test</span></p>The ships mate looks looks over Ronin, Thomas and Tweeker with half open eyes for about half a minute before turning turning to his crew on deck and shouts out orders in Javanese. Looking back at Thomas and Ronin says "Codes check out, we bring out package".
A minute latter two men wheel out a large sealed gurney pushing it over to Tweekers med-waggon. The form on the gurney is covered with blue-green pustuales and it's transparent flesh is turning to ooze and melting off it's body. "You no...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-13T21:20:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2402009-02-13T19:13:47Z2009-02-13T19:13:46Z<p>The team pulls up to the pier and finds their hiding positions.</p>
<p>At the appointed time you send the coded signal and get the correct response. A few minutes later you hear the faint sounds of engines and the sound of a boat traveling through the water. The jet-black cutter pulls up to the pier and two of the crew lowers a gangplank. A short Javanese man looks over the surrounding area before walking over to Thomas and Ronin, “you no look like Evo, van no match Evo are you Evo”?</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Thomas or Ronin your response.</span></p>The team pulls up to the pier and finds their hiding positions.
At the appointed time you send the coded signal and get the correct response. A few minutes later you hear the faint sounds of engines and the sound of a boat traveling through the water. The jet-black cutter pulls up to the pier and two of the crew lowers a gangplank. A short Javanese man looks over the surrounding area before walking over to Thomas and Ronin, “you no look like Evo, van no match Evo are you Evo”?
Thomas or...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-13T19:13:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=5?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2482009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-13T19:08:29Z<p>I'm fine with Elmo taking the sword. What type of armor is the armor of exploits?</p>I'm fine with Elmo taking the sword. What type of armor is the armor of exploits?Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-13T19:08:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1412009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-12T20:00:13Z<p>Sunaj eldrich blast hits the mage on the second floor engulfing him in green-black flames. Staggered and burnt the mage hisses a comand at the remaining thugges "Our master will reclaim what belongs to him. Two shall rise for every one that falls. Destroy the infedels!".</p>
<p>The mage is now bloodeied.
<br />
<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1937247/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> extra damage from curse=3 </a></p>
<p>Jonas is up.</p>Sunaj eldrich blast hits the mage on the second floor engulfing him in green-black flames. Staggered and burnt the mage hisses a comand at the remaining thugges "Our master will reclaim what belongs to him. Two shall rise for every one that falls. Destroy the infedels!".
The mage is now bloodeied.
extra damage from curse=3
Jonas is up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T20:00:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1382009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-12T02:36:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sunaj Fellhand wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "You have made a terrible mistake! We are not children or middle-aged women! Our bite is worse than our bark!"</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Warlock's Curse on Thugee at T18</span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1936310/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Eldritch Blast vs. Reflex 1d20+6=23, Damage 1d10+3=8</a> </p>
<p></blockquote><p>Isari killed that one, I used a yellow x because the red x didn't show as well. There is one thugge novice fighting Thewl and Galvan on the first floor. There are still two thugges and a mage on the second floor shooting at everyone.
<p>Redo please, you can keep your rolls if you use the same attack.</p>Sunaj Fellhand wrote:"You have made a terrible mistake! We are not children or middle-aged women! Our bite is worse than our bark!"
Warlock's Curse on Thugee at T18
Eldritch Blast vs. Reflex 1d20+6=23, Damage 1d10+3=8
Isari killed that one, I used a yellow x because the red x didn't show as well. There is one thugge novice fighting Thewl and Galvan on the first floor. There are still two thugges and a mage on the second floor shooting at everyone. Redo please, you can keep your rolls if...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T02:36:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1362009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-12T01:06:16Z<p><a href="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs41/300W/f/2009/042/a/e/round_3_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map </a></p>Updated mapUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T01:06:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=5?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2412009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-12T00:36:47Z<p>"Relax Jake The undead a very good at waiting. Thay'll be there when we arrive".</p>
<p>I'll start prying off another panel. <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1936235/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attempt one=12 </a></p>"Relax Jake The undead a very good at waiting. Thay'll be there when we arrive".
I'll start prying off another panel. attempt one=12Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T00:36:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=2?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#942009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-12T00:12:55Z<p>"I should go first as my eyes see without light and I am much stealthier than the rest of you".</p>
<p>Notching an arrow Graz steps forward into the hallway being as careful and quite as possible.</p>
<p><a href=" http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1936207/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> perception=20 stealth=30 </a></p>"I should go first as my eyes see without light and I am much stealthier than the rest of you".
Notching an arrow Graz steps forward into the hallway being as careful and quite as possible.
perception=20 stealth=30Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T00:12:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=6?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2842009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-12T00:05:32Z<p>Unless there are supplies we might need, avoiding the ghost town would be best.</p>Unless there are supplies we might need, avoiding the ghost town would be best.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T00:05:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2382009-02-12T00:01:55Z2009-02-12T00:01:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Cool man, sorry for the lack of posts on my end</span> </blockquote><p>It's ok.NeonSpider wrote: Cool man, sorry for the lack of posts on my end
It's ok.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T00:01:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11982009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-12T00:00:50Z<p>I'll head over to the post office and talk to the clerk, asking about the tow company or an address for Juan Clinton.</p>I'll head over to the post office and talk to the clerk, asking about the tow company or an address for Juan Clinton.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-12T00:00:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1352009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-11T23:56:44Z<p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Redcaps:
<br />
1)
<br />
4)
<br />
Thugges:
<br />
5) second floor
<br />
6) second floor
<br />
novice 2)
<br />
Isari
<br />
Men in Black:
<br />
2) second floor
<br />
Thewl (bloodied)
<br />
Galvan (bloodied)</p>
<p>Jonas: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Thewl steps up to the advancing novice and with a quick slash of his sword cuts deep into her arm. Thewl pirouettes with the novice switching places.</p>
<p>Galvan advances toward the novice ready to bring down his axe in a devastating blow but slips on the gore covered hardwood floor throwing off his aim and making Galvan miss.
<br />
<a href=" http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1936186/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=9 damage=16 </a></p>
<p>Sunaj you are up.</p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
Sunaj
Jonas
Redcaps:
1)
4)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
novice 2)
Isari
Men in Black:
2) second floor
Thewl (bloodied)
Galvan (bloodied)
Jonas: [Spoiler omitted]
Thewl steps up to the advancing novice and with a quick slash of his sword cuts deep into her arm. Thewl pirouettes with the novice switching places.
Galvan advances toward the novice ready to bring down his axe in a devastating blow but slips on the gore covered hardwood floor throwing...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-11T23:56:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2362009-02-11T23:20:21Z2009-02-11T23:20:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I put up a notice looking for a couple of new players to fill out the team. If anyone is intresred I will add them in after the pier pick-up.</span></p>I put up a notice looking for a couple of new players to fill out the team. If anyone is intresred I will add them in after the pier pick-up.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-11T23:20:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2352009-02-11T23:18:26Z2009-02-11T23:16:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Oh sorry guys I was waiting on other folks to post. If its ok I will get up what I did with thouse 4 hours later tonight. I lost my word files to all my games so I dont recall what I had planned to post. I have been online alot but not had access to my books. </p>
<p>If ya need to NPC me before hand please do so, it is my fault for holding yall up sorry</span></p>
<p>Edit: <span class=messageboard-ooc> A few things I dont want to hold ya up any more</span>
<br />
•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Tweeker dosn't want his van painted.
<p>You can get some uniforms but you are limited on types. The Evo team you ambushed were wearing armored suits though.</p>
<p>Yes you do have time to compile a machine spirit (max level 4).</p>
<p>The Mr. Johnson gave you the picjup codes when you took the job.</p>NeonSpider wrote: Oh sorry guys I was waiting on other folks to post. If its ok I will get up what I did with thouse 4 hours later tonight. I lost my word files to all my games so I dont recall what I had planned to post. I have been online alot but not had access to my books.
If ya need to NPC me before hand please do so, it is my fault for holding yall up sorry
Edit: A few things I dont want to hold ya up any more
** spoiler omitted **
Tweeker dosn't want his van painted. You can get...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-11T23:16:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2332009-02-11T22:51:58Z2009-02-11T22:51:55Z<p>Finished waiting for Neonspider, I will npc him until he pipes in.</p>
<p>The team pulls up to the pier and finds their hiding positions.</p>
<p>At the appointed time you send the coded signal and get the correct response. A few minutes later you hear the faint sounds of engines and the sound of a boat traveling through the water. The jet-black cutter pulls up to the pier and two of the crew lowers a gangplank. A short Javanese man looks over the surrounding area before walking over to Thomas and Ronin, “you no look like Evo, van no match Evo are you Evo”?</p>Finished waiting for Neonspider, I will npc him until he pipes in.
The team pulls up to the pier and finds their hiding positions.
At the appointed time you send the coded signal and get the correct response. A few minutes later you hear the faint sounds of engines and the sound of a boat traveling through the water. The jet-black cutter pulls up to the pier and two of the crew lowers a gangplank. A short Javanese man looks over the surrounding area before walking over to Thomas and Ronin,...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-11T22:51:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=5?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2372009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-11T20:26:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Dave wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ba'az takes the proffered crowbar, and sticks it into the almost imperceptible space. With a few loud grunts he manages to pry the covers off the alcoves. Each one seems to have been used as a burial place for someone, or something, but the bodies have been mostly reduced to dust by now.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I hope Uber doesn't mind my RPing Ba'az for him.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>not at all</span>DM Dave wrote:Ba'az takes the proffered crowbar, and sticks it into the almost imperceptible space. With a few loud grunts he manages to pry the covers off the alcoves. Each one seems to have been used as a burial place for someone, or something, but the bodies have been mostly reduced to dust by now.
I hope Uber doesn't mind my RPing Ba'az for him.
not at allBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-11T20:26:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=6?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2762009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-11T08:16:49Z<p>Drexel: [Spoiler omitted]</p>Drexel: [Spoiler omitted]Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-11T08:16:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1302009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-10T01:14:23Z<p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
<br />
Sunaj (poisoned)
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Redcaps:
<br />
1)
<br />
4)
<br />
Thugges:
<br />
5) second floor
<br />
6) second floor
<br />
novice 1) (dead)
<br />
novice 2)
<br />
Isari
<br />
Men in Black:
<br />
2) second floor
<br />
Thewl (bloodied)
<br />
Galvan</p>
<p>Sunaj: you need to make a saving throw to shake of the effects of the poison or you will take 2hp at the beginning of your turn</p>
<p>Isari: You forgot to add in the +2 for flanking on your attack roll, I added it in for you. </p>
<p>The two remaining red caps move into tighter formation stepping over their fallen comrades to protect Jonas and Isari.</p>
<p>The novice on the second floor leaps over the railing and advances towards Galvan as he hefts a large spiked mace.</p>
<p>The remaining two thugges on the second floor shoot their crossbows at Isari but thanks to the aid of the redcaps both bolts are deflected before hitting Isari.</p>
<p>Isari's blade hits the thugge with a thunderous crash sending him sprawling to floor gasping for air as he breaths his last.</p>
<p>The mage on the second floor sends a magic missile into Galvan striking him between the horns doing 11hp damage.</p>
<p>Thewl and then Galvan are up.</p>
<p><a href="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs41/300W/f/2009/040/a/4/round_2e_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Updated map. </a></p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
Sunaj (poisoned)
Jonas
Redcaps:
1)
4)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
novice 1) (dead)
novice 2)
Isari
Men in Black:
2) second floor
Thewl (bloodied)
Galvan
Sunaj: you need to make a saving throw to shake of the effects of the poison or you will take 2hp at the beginning of your turn
Isari: You forgot to add in the +2 for flanking on your attack roll, I added it in for you.
The two remaining red caps move into tighter formation stepping over their...UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-10T01:14:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=2?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#852009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-10T00:08:40Z<p>"Training sounds better that than sacrifice to me, I say we go down the tunnel that says preparation".</p>"Training sounds better that than sacrifice to me, I say we go down the tunnel that says preparation".Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-10T00:08:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1282009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-09T23:58:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thewl Steelborn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">UberDMench wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Sorry but you can't aid anothers saving throw unless through a power or feat. </span></p>
<p>You don't see any ranged weapons laying around. </blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>Could Jonas use his natural 20 from above for his Heal check to give Isari a saving throw (DC 15)?</span> </blockquote><p>True, lets go with that. Isari you can either make a immediate saving throw or add +2 to your next saving throw also your up..Thewl Steelborn wrote:UberDMench wrote: Sorry but you can't aid anothers saving throw unless through a power or feat.
You don't see any ranged weapons laying around.
Could Jonas use his natural 20 from above for his Heal check to give Isari a saving throw (DC 15)? True, lets go with that. Isari you can either make a immediate saving throw or add +2 to your next saving throw also your up..UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-09T23:58:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1252009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-09T07:18:26Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Sorry but you can't aid anothers saving throw unless through a power or feat. </span></p>
<p>You don't see any ranged weapons laying around.</p>Sorry but you can't aid anothers saving throw unless through a power or feat.
You don't see any ranged weapons laying around.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-09T07:18:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1232009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-09T04:36:08Z<p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Redcaps:
<br />
1)
<br />
4)
<br />
Thugges:
<br />
5) second floor
<br />
6) second floor
<br />
novice 1) (enraged, bloodied)
<br />
novice 2) second floor
<br />
Isari (dazed)
<br />
Men in Black:
<br />
2) second floor
<br />
Thewl
<br />
Galvan</p>
<p>The eldritch dagger bites deep into the enraged thugge. Blood begins to flow freely out of the wound but no recognition of pain registers in his maddened eyes.</p>
<p>Jonas is up.</p>
<p><a href="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs41/300W/f/2009/039/f/8/round_2d_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> updated map. </a></p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
Sunaj
Jonas
Redcaps:
1)
4)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
novice 1) (enraged, bloodied)
novice 2) second floor
Isari (dazed)
Men in Black:
2) second floor
Thewl
Galvan
The eldritch dagger bites deep into the enraged thugge. Blood begins to flow freely out of the wound but no recognition of pain registers in his maddened eyes.
Jonas is up.
updated map.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-09T04:36:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Genera the city of Gold PBPUberDMench (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7um&page=3?Genera-the-city-of-Gold-PBP#1212009-05-08T05:30:00Z2009-02-08T22:19:50Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1931236/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=22 damage=9 </a></p>
<p>Galvan's axe slices cleanly down seperating the mage's head from his body. As the head rolls on the floor it mouths silent words slowly stoping when the redish glow from the circle fades away.</p>
<p>Initiate order/Condition meter:
<br />
Sunaj
<br />
Jonas
<br />
Redcaps:
<br />
1)
<br />
4)
<br />
Thugges:
<br />
5) second floor
<br />
6) second floor
<br />
novice 1) (enraged)
<br />
novice 2) second floor
<br />
Isari (dazed)
<br />
Men in Black:
<br />
2) second floor
<br />
Thewl
<br />
Galvan</p>
<p>Sunaj is up.</p>attack=22 damage=9
Galvan's axe slices cleanly down seperating the mage's head from his body. As the head rolls on the floor it mouths silent words slowly stoping when the redish glow from the circle fades away.
Initiate order/Condition meter:
Sunaj
Jonas
Redcaps:
1)
4)
Thugges:
5) second floor
6) second floor
novice 1) (enraged)
novice 2) second floor
Isari (dazed)
Men in Black:
2) second floor
Thewl
Galvan
Sunaj is up.UberDMench (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-08T22:19:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=5?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2292009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-08T22:07:36Z<p>I pull the crowbar from my pack and offer it to Elmo.</p>
<p>"Exuberance is 80% of any task the other 20% is leverage".</p>I pull the crowbar from my pack and offer it to Elmo.
"Exuberance is 80% of any task the other 20% is leverage".Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-08T22:07:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsTequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=6?The-Place-of-the-Winds#2642010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-08T01:32:44Z<p>•Dives into the bikini and pretends to look for the credit card.•</p>*Dives into the bikini and pretends to look for the credit card.*Tequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-08T01:32:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2322009-02-07T22:06:47Z2009-02-07T22:06:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Ok guys I am gonna be honest I am really lost on whats going on here. Can I get a rundown on just whats going on?</span> </blockquote><p>After getting the job and stopping the van, you haul it to Crisno's shop to fix/examine it.
</p>
The van turned out to be a mobile ICU in disguise with a S.I. (satisfactory intelligence, a high-level semi autonomous skill-soft) running it. </p>
<p>The Ancients were going to send a plant on the mission to betray Mr. Johnson and take the delivery for themselves but Ronin’s contact stole the meeting info and gave it to Ronin, this is how Ronin got into the mission. The Ancients still want the package and began to harass and threaten Ronin’s contact to get it.
<br />
After a brief meet with the Ancients the team was told to deliver the ‘weapon’ to them or suffer reprisals.</p>
<p>The team called a few of their contacts and found out that Evo Inc. is going to deliver the ‘weapon’ to the Three Tigers triad, an enemy of both the Ancients and the Yakuza.
<br />
The Yakuza offered to buy the ‘weapon’ from the team just to keep it out of the hands of the Three Tigers.</p>
<p>Grace contracted a street doc w/ambulance to replace the Evo pick-up van.</p>
<p>The team is now setting up at the pier and waiting for the delivery ship to arrive.</p>
<p>You have about four hours back-time to prep programs and check for info or whatever, also tell me where you are going to on the pier map.</p>NeonSpider wrote: Ok guys I am gonna be honest I am really lost on whats going on here. Can I get a rundown on just whats going on?
After getting the job and stopping the van, you haul it to Crisno's shop to fix/examine it.
The van turned out to be a mobile ICU in disguise with a S.I. (satisfactory intelligence, a high-level semi autonomous skill-soft) running it. The Ancients were going to send a plant on the mission to betray Mr. Johnson and take the delivery for themselves but Ronin’s...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T22:06:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=2?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#732009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-07T21:28:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nass Sylentstrike wrote:</div><blockquote> "Aye, I can agree with that. Looks to be like ten of them. Everyone gets two and with two people getting a third. Just means the next time extra stones are available they got to the others to keep everyone even" Nass suggests. " The onyl problem is who get the third to start?" </blockquote><p>"Aye, even split sounds good. We can throw bones to see who gets the other".
<p>Graz will attach one stone to Boe and the other to his armor.</p>Nass Sylentstrike wrote:"Aye, I can agree with that. Looks to be like ten of them. Everyone gets two and with two people getting a third. Just means the next time extra stones are available they got to the others to keep everyone even" Nass suggests. " The onyl problem is who get the third to start?"
"Aye, even split sounds good. We can throw bones to see who gets the other". Graz will attach one stone to Boe and the other to his armor.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T21:28:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11892009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-07T21:14:11Z<p>I'll drive down to Rio Dona in the morning and look for SKM Towing. I'll talk to the troopers at a latter date.</p>I'll drive down to Rio Dona in the morning and look for SKM Towing. I'll talk to the troopers at a latter date.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T21:14:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsTequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=6?The-Place-of-the-Winds#2602010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-07T21:09:03Z<p>•sets up another round of maragarits makeing sure the each has a worm•</p>
<p>"This ronud is on the Jack's, I stole their credit card so the round after is on them too".</p>*sets up another round of maragarits makeing sure the each has a worm*
"This ronud is on the Jack's, I stole their credit card so the round after is on them too".Tequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T21:09:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11832009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-07T02:44:26Z<p>I will find out where S.K.M Towing is based and plan on heading that way, also I will locate the state trooper ofice the is doing the 'investagation'.</p>I will find out where S.K.M Towing is based and plan on heading that way, also I will locate the state trooper ofice the is doing the 'investagation'.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T02:44:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=5?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2232009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-07T02:39:02Z<p>"looks like we follow the drain, unless some one with sharper eyes than mine can find a hidden passage".</p>
<p>"We should expect more of the same the farther we travel, Orcus is the demonlord of the undead and his priests have many more types of necrotic nasties guarding them".</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>perception=4 </span></p>"looks like we follow the drain, unless some one with sharper eyes than mine can find a hidden passage".
"We should expect more of the same the farther we travel, Orcus is the demonlord of the undead and his priests have many more types of necrotic nasties guarding them".
perception=4Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T02:39:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=6?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2552009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-07T00:58:59Z<p>Hey ranger we might get there quicker if you let a druid lead.</p>Hey ranger we might get there quicker if you let a druid lead.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-07T00:58:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=2?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#642009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-06T23:49:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Richard the Boastful wrote:</div><blockquote> "What was that? Graz are you OK?" </blockquote><p>"Yah I'm ok, it was a ghost telling me that the bloodstones make your equipment magic when you attach them. More bloodstones make 'em more magicial. I guest it's the reward for passing the tests".Richard the Boastful wrote:"What was that? Graz are you OK?"
"Yah I'm ok, it was a ghost telling me that the bloodstones make your equipment magic when you attach them. More bloodstones make 'em more magicial. I guest it's the reward for passing the tests".Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T23:49:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2282009-02-06T21:53:52Z2009-02-06T21:53:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Chance wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Thomas stands near the van, ready to convince the sellers that he is from the corperation.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Did we get a definite on what corp they were working for?</span> </blockquote><p>The codes Mr. Johnson gave you say that you are the pickup team from Evo inc.Thomas Chance wrote:Thomas stands near the van, ready to convince the sellers that he is from the corperation.
Did we get a definite on what corp they were working for?
The codes Mr. Johnson gave you say that you are the pickup team from Evo inc.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T21:53:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2252009-02-06T10:10:37Z2009-02-06T10:10:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grace Guns wrote:</div><blockquote> Grace searches the boat storage racks for a place where she can conceal herself while getting a clean line of fine at the dock. </blockquote><p>Do you want a sniper postion or one where you can move quickly if you need to?Grace Guns wrote:Grace searches the boat storage racks for a place where she can conceal herself while getting a clean line of fine at the dock.
Do you want a sniper postion or one where you can move quickly if you need to?Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T10:10:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=5?The-Place-of-the-Winds#2282010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-06T03:16:49Z<p>•Burrrrraaaaaaaaaap!•</p>
<p>Oops, wet 'em.</p>*Burrrrraaaaaaaaaap!*
Oops, wet 'em.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T03:16:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=30#14752009-02-06T03:13:22Z2009-02-06T03:13:05Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1927919/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> save =25 </a></p>save =25Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T03:13:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsTequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=5?The-Place-of-the-Winds#2182010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-06T01:05:56Z<p>•clouds part and the sound of angles trumpting are heard as a silver tray bearing perfict margaritas desends•</p>
<p>Mi amigos. Sorry it took so long to get the magaritas here but I had to fly all the way down to Mescelero to get the good Tequila and then swing by Cali to get the limes.</p>*clouds part and the sound of angles trumpting are heard as a silver tray bearing perfict margaritas desends*
Mi amigos. Sorry it took so long to get the magaritas here but I had to fly all the way down to Mescelero to get the good Tequila and then swing by Cali to get the limes.Tequila Mockingbird (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T01:05:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=5?The-Place-of-the-Winds#2092010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-06T00:46:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alderyk, King of the Fallarin wrote:</div><blockquote> JL, you are new, so you need to understand the situation with tribbles and borg. They are obnoxious, non-avian invaders, and not supplicants of the Winds. Therefore they are trapped in an illustory, identical dimension so that they do not annoy us. Interaction with them is not necessary, as they are not actually here. </blockquote><p>But their tasty. When the margaritas arrive I'll probably forget them.Alderyk, King of the Fallarin wrote:JL, you are new, so you need to understand the situation with tribbles and borg. They are obnoxious, non-avian invaders, and not supplicants of the Winds. Therefore they are trapped in an illustory, identical dimension so that they do not annoy us. Interaction with them is not necessary, as they are not actually here.
But their tasty. When the margaritas arrive I'll probably forget them.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T00:46:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2462009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-06T00:39:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Lets sneak around the gathering stone while he not here ;) </span></p>Lets sneak around the gathering stone while he not here ;)Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T00:39:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=4?The-Place-of-the-Winds#1992010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-06T00:35:27Z<p>•covers tribbles with nacho cheese and picante•</p>
<p>Mmmm-Mmmm Tribble nacho's, they purr on the way down.</p>*covers tribbles with nacho cheese and picante*
Mmmm-Mmmm Tribble nacho's, they purr on the way down.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T00:35:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Place of the WindsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j99h&page=4?The-Place-of-the-Winds#1842010-06-03T01:16:20Z2009-02-06T00:05:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> Sorry about being late, here's the nachos that you wanted. •hands nachos to birds• </blockquote><p>Mine, mine, mine...MINE, mine....Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Sorry about being late, here's the nachos that you wanted. *hands nachos to birds*
Mine, mine, mine...MINE, mine....Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-06T00:05:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=2?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#602009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-05T21:31:25Z<p>I'll pick up the blood stones near me.</p>I'll pick up the blood stones near me.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-05T21:31:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx&page=2?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#582009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-02-05T18:51:49Z<p>Graz slides one square away from the skeleton on him and uses his twin strike again.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1927079/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attacks=18, 18 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1927087/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage=12, 7 </a></p>Graz slides one square away from the skeleton on him and uses his twin strike again.
attacks=18, 18
damage=12, 7Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-05T18:51:49ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=5?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#2092009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-02-05T18:38:01Z<p>I rush up to the last zombie (move to L-15) and use my divine challange on it and swung at it with my holy strike.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1927062/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=17 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1927067/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage=5+3 radiant damage </a></p>I rush up to the last zombie (move to L-15) and use my divine challange on it and swung at it with my holy strike.
attack=17
damage=5+3 radiant damageBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-05T18:38:01ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2422009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-05T18:29:59Z<p>It is a time for stealth not brazen displays. The Denith are assembling a small army at the stone, do you believe our seal will garner more loyalty from their recruits than the money the Denith puts in their pockets?</p>It is a time for stealth not brazen displays. The Denith are assembling a small army at the stone, do you believe our seal will garner more loyalty from their recruits than the money the Denith puts in their pockets?Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-05T18:29:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=29#14352009-02-05T02:59:05Z2009-02-05T02:58:39Z<p>I'll walk up to the creature and punch it in the head (flurry of blows).</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1926193/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attacks=25, 21, 16 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1926197/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage=10, 11, 13 </a></p>
<p>"When it time to fight, fight don't talk".</p>I'll walk up to the creature and punch it in the head (flurry of blows).
attacks=25, 21, 16
damage=10, 11, 13
"When it time to fight, fight don't talk".Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-05T02:58:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=29#14062009-02-04T21:47:38Z2009-02-04T21:47:38Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1925721/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> ini=20 </a></p>ini=20Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-04T21:47:38ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2232009-02-04T21:35:03Z2009-02-04T21:33:47Z<p><a href="http://th03.deviantart.com/fs40/300W/f/2009/035/4/b/Peir_13_b_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Map of Peir 13-b </a></p>
<p>You arrive 45 minutes before the cutter, giving you time to scout out the area and position yourselves. The cutter is on the map only because that is where it will dock when it arrives.</p>Map of Peir 13-b
You arrive 45 minutes before the cutter, giving you time to scout out the area and position yourselves. The cutter is on the map only because that is where it will dock when it arrives.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-04T21:33:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11772009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-02-04T20:41:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Chronicler wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">James O'Neil wrote:</div><blockquote> I'll leave the bar aroung midnight and go back to my room, and go online and see if I can find any info on the missing girl. </blockquote><p><b>James</b>•• spoiler omitted ••
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Thoughts for activities for the following day?</span> </blockquote><p>Next morning I will check out the local paper if they have one and look through the past few months of papers looking for any thing odd, focusing on front-page events, classified and obits. After that I will head over to the sheriff’s office and start chatting up the dispatcher and get an interview with the sheriff.The Chronicler wrote:James O'Neil wrote: I'll leave the bar aroung midnight and go back to my room, and go online and see if I can find any info on the missing girl.
James** spoiler omitted ** Thoughts for activities for the following day? Next morning I will check out the local paper if they have one and look through the past few months of papers looking for any thing odd, focusing on front-page events, classified and obits. After that I will head over to the sheriff’s office and start...James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-04T20:41:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2352009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-03T22:56:44Z<p>Karuush are parasites. They will follows us into the mornlands and try to steal our prize from us when we are weakest. It is best we not let them know where we go or that we are even here. Haruuck, your pride will endanger this mission and place our heritage into the hands of the pinkskins.</p>Karuush are parasites. They will follows us into the mornlands and try to steal our prize from us when we are weakest. It is best we not let them know where we go or that we are even here. Haruuck, your pride will endanger this mission and place our heritage into the hands of the pinkskins.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-03T22:56:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2282009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-01T11:11:02Z<p>We should skirt the stone, the denith mercenary has troops there and we should avoid them.</p>We should skirt the stone, the denith mercenary has troops there and we should avoid them.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-01T11:11:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=27#13322009-02-01T11:09:11Z2009-02-01T11:09:11Z<p>I ignore the pompous elf, I am immune to most dangers fungi present and a handkerchief won't protect anyone form the ones that are truly dangerous.</p>I ignore the pompous elf, I am immune to most dangers fungi present and a handkerchief won't protect anyone form the ones that are truly dangerous.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-01T11:09:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2262009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-01T06:05:07Z<p>And don't forget to suck the head.</p>And don't forget to suck the head.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-01T06:05:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2182009-02-01T04:29:18Z2009-02-01T04:29:17Z<p>Make your plans for the pick-up, I will post a map soon.</p>Make your plans for the pick-up, I will post a map soon.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-01T04:29:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2242009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-02-01T04:27:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hruskin Gelddar wrote:</div><blockquote> Hruskin will walk over to the small one he fried and poke it a number of times, then shrug and begin dragging it over toward the fire. If anyone asks, he says, "I heard they taste like chicken." </blockquote><p>"Aye they do, just remember to remove the tail before cooking" I will cut off the tails of the others and hand them to Drexal before joining Hruskin in roasting the them.Hruskin Gelddar wrote:Hruskin will walk over to the small one he fried and poke it a number of times, then shrug and begin dragging it over toward the fire. If anyone asks, he says, "I heard they taste like chicken."
"Aye they do, just remember to remove the tail before cooking" I will cut off the tails of the others and hand them to Drexal before joining Hruskin in roasting the them.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-02-01T04:27:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=38?Generic-Post#18782010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-01-31T05:46:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> post providing Hero stats for Albertroses </blockquote>Rolls d20, criticalling albatross with a crossbow bolt at 25 feet, adds sneak attack damage, proceeds on to immortality. </blockquote><p>Other gods forcing the new immortal to wear the the reanimated albatross around it's neck mimicing a mortal book the gods where forced to read in junior godling school.Heathansson wrote:CourtFool wrote: post providing Hero stats for Albertroses
Rolls d20, criticalling albatross with a crossbow bolt at 25 feet, adds sneak attack damage, proceeds on to immortality. Other gods forcing the new immortal to wear the the reanimated albatross around it's neck mimicing a mortal book the gods where forced to read in junior godling school.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-31T05:46:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11692009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-31T01:00:55Z<p>I'll leave the bar aroung midnight and go back to my room, and go online and see if I can find any info on the missing girl.</p>I'll leave the bar aroung midnight and go back to my room, and go online and see if I can find any info on the missing girl.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-31T01:00:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=5?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#2112009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-31T00:12:42Z<p>I cast product flame and throw it at the Gaint scorpion <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1919335/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> ranged touch attack=9 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1919337/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage=4 </a></p>
<p>I then draw my short swords and have my wolf attack the same scorpion</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1919341/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Volfi’s attack=20 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1919343/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Volfi’s damage=3 </a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> sory for the delay.</span></p>I cast product flame and throw it at the Gaint scorpion ranged touch attack=9
damage=4
I then draw my short swords and have my wolf attack the same scorpion
Volfi’s attack=20
Volfi’s damage=3
sory for the delay.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-31T00:12:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=38?Generic-Post#18512010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-01-30T00:43:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> post providing Hero stats for Albertroses </blockquote><p>Post lambasting poodle's inability to tell the difference between albatrosses and gulls.CourtFool wrote:post providing Hero stats for Albertroses
Post lambasting poodle's inability to tell the difference between albatrosses and gulls.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-30T00:43:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1912009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-30T00:30:57Z<p>Dependant on what Jake does:</p>
<p>Ba'az uses his divine chalange on Z2, then shifts into square K-11 flanking it with Elmo.
<br />
<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1918123/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Attacks using Holy Strike; attack=25 </a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1918126/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Damage=8+2 points radiant damage. </a></p>Dependant on what Jake does:
Ba'az uses his divine chalange on Z2, then shifts into square K-11 flanking it with Elmo.
Attacks using Holy Strike; attack=25
Damage=8+2 points radiant damage.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-30T00:30:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=27#13102009-01-29T23:59:13Z2009-01-29T23:59:13Z<p>I should take up the reargurad postion because of my speed and spot and listen skills. At the rear 15" back from the group.</p>I should take up the reargurad postion because of my speed and spot and listen skills. At the rear 15" back from the group.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-29T23:59:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1902009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-29T07:09:51Z<p>After I catch up with the group I'll say to all, "Augg.. the arrogance of humans, they think all goblinoids are good for is to fight and die for their amusement. As if a few gold will make us turn our backs on our own kingdom. To bad the last war ended, the pinkskins need to have more of their numbers culled".</p>After I catch up with the group I'll say to all, "Augg.. the arrogance of humans, they think all goblinoids are good for is to fight and die for their amusement. As if a few gold will make us turn our backs on our own kingdom. To bad the last war ended, the pinkskins need to have more of their numbers culled".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-29T07:09:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1862009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-29T03:43:23Z<p>I will wait till the other group passes listing in on them until they ride off and then catch up with our group.</p>I will wait till the other group passes listing in on them until they ride off and then catch up with our group.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-29T03:43:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Court Fool Goes To FranceJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7wb?Court-Fool-Goes-To-France#372009-01-29T00:38:31Z2009-01-29T00:38:30Z<p>He was probally giving you poodlezac.</p>He was probally giving you poodlezac.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-29T00:38:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2142009-01-29T00:21:49Z2009-01-29T00:20:42Z<p>Thomas Chance: [Spoiler omitted]</p>Thomas Chance: [Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-29T00:20:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1812009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-29T00:02:05Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I'm ok with it. </span></p>
<p>Ur-Kaim stays in hiding.</p>I'm ok with it.
Ur-Kaim stays in hiding.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-29T00:02:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Court Fool Goes To FranceJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7wb?Court-Fool-Goes-To-France#352009-01-28T23:00:48Z2009-01-28T23:00:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote> Did someone say, "Puppy Uppers?" </blockquote><p>Better than doggie downers.CourtFool wrote:Did someone say, "Puppy Uppers?"
Better than doggie downers.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T23:00:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=37?Generic-Post#18372010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-01-28T22:55:44Z<p>Post about dive bombing the poodle.</p>Post about dive bombing the poodle.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T22:55:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2122009-01-28T22:47:45Z2009-01-28T22:47:44Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Bump, Thomas or neon Spider any input?</span></p>Bump, Thomas or neon Spider any input?Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T22:47:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1862009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-28T06:16:18Z<p>"Logan, I'll set 'em up you knock 'em down".</p>"Logan, I'll set 'em up you knock 'em down".Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T06:16:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1762009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-28T06:13:42Z<p>•I'll remain quiet and hidden but prep my produce flame spell and be ready to attack the dragon marked one in case things go badly.•</p>*I'll remain quiet and hidden but prep my produce flame spell and be ready to attack the dragon marked one in case things go badly.*Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T06:13:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1742009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-28T06:02:20Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1915625/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> perception=24 </a></p>perception=24Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T06:02:20ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=26#12872009-01-28T05:13:47Z2009-01-28T05:13:32Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1915572/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Spot=13,23,14,23 Listen=11,21,29,12 </a></p>
<p>Hwe-Ko bows and greets the newcomers. "Welcome to our band, I am pleased to met you". "I am Hwe-Ko monk of the Ninth Sun monastery, chosen by 'Mother' to represent her in this endeavor".</p>Spot=13,23,14,23 Listen=11,21,29,12
Hwe-Ko bows and greets the newcomers. "Welcome to our band, I am pleased to met you". "I am Hwe-Ko monk of the Ninth Sun monastery, chosen by 'Mother' to represent her in this endeavor".Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-28T05:13:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1842009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-27T23:06:59Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1915192/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> OA=22, damage=7</a></p>
<p>I am also blooded.</p>OA=22, damage=7
I am also blooded.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-27T23:06:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1822009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-26T21:51:57Z<p>Ba'az will rush forward to 12-J (reached weapon) and attack Z1 with his peircing strike.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1913363/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> attack=18 </a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1913365/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage=14 </a></p>
<p>"Ioun will strip you of your undeath foul vermin".</p>Ba'az will rush forward to 12-J (reached weapon) and attack Z1 with his peircing strike.
attack=18
damage=14
"Ioun will strip you of your undeath foul vermin".Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-26T21:51:57ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11662009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-26T20:41:18Z<p>"I'll keep an eye out for her , give me your number so I can get ahold of you in case I do find out what happened."
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I'll give him my cell number also and what was his name?</p>"I'll keep an eye out for her , give me your number so I can get ahold of you in case I do find out what happened."
I'll give him my cell number also and what was his name?James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-26T20:41:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#462009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-01-26T08:06:14Z<p>Graz uses his hunters quary on the skelenton in O-7, shoots it using his twin strike and then shifts back into Q-4.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1912729/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Initative=17</a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1912732/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">attacks using twin strike, first=17, second=11</a></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1912741/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage, first=14, second=14</a></p>Graz uses his hunters quary on the skelenton in O-7, shoots it using his twin strike and then shifts back into Q-4.
Initative=17
attacks using twin strike, first=17, second=11
damage, first=14, second=14Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-26T08:06:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11632009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-25T23:48:55Z<p>I'll take a look at the photo and ask, "When did she go missing and any word if she has any friends or a job around these parts"?.</p>I'll take a look at the photo and ask, "When did she go missing and any word if she has any friends or a job around these parts"?.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-25T23:48:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1642009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-25T04:07:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ba'az Astor wrote:</div><blockquote> Ba'az will start forward keeping an eye and ear out anything unuseual and stop when he gets to B-12 and wait s for the others to join him. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Ba'az should be up by Logan, that's where the other map had b-12.</span>Ba'az Astor wrote:Ba'az will start forward keeping an eye and ear out anything unuseual and stop when he gets to B-12 and wait s for the others to join him.
Ba'az should be up by Logan, that's where the other map had b-12.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-25T04:07:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2092009-01-25T04:04:00Z2009-01-25T04:04:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grace Guns wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Mr Johnson
</p>
•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Grace Guns: [Spoiler omitted]Grace Guns wrote:Mr Johnson
** spoiler omitted **
Grace Guns: [Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-25T04:04:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1592009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-25T01:03:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>added the ten Initiative rolls to my profile, looks like I will be going last for most combats.</span></p>added the ten Initiative rolls to my profile, looks like I will be going last for most combats.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-25T01:03:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1652009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-24T07:18:52Z<p>I ignore Haruuc's order and remain in hiding.</p>I ignore Haruuc's order and remain in hiding.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-24T07:18:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2072009-01-23T22:27:58Z2009-01-23T22:27:27Z<p>Ronin:[Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Grace Guns:[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ronin:[Spoiler omitted]
Grace Guns:[Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-23T22:27:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2062009-01-23T22:03:46Z2009-01-23T22:03:45Z<p>Neon Spider: You easily crack the comm link and can let everybody listen in. Everyone who can speak elvish read the spoilers for ronin.
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Spider if you have a translator program you can translate it in english for everyone.</p>
<p>You also trace the call back to its source and get the PAN number, you can now easily track it or hack it.</p>Neon Spider: You easily crack the comm link and can let everybody listen in. Everyone who can speak elvish read the spoilers for ronin.
Spider if you have a translator program you can translate it in english for everyone.
You also trace the call back to its source and get the PAN number, you can now easily track it or hack it.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-23T22:03:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11592009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-23T20:23:31Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1909999/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> sense motive = 25</a></span></p>
<p>"...Sure...let me get a another round first". I give him the once over and order two beers and then head to a booth in the back away from others.</p>sense motive = 25
"...Sure...let me get a another round first". I give him the once over and order two beers and then head to a booth in the back away from others.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-23T20:23:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=4?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1512009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-23T08:24:43Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Best to tie him up, it won't hold him for long but long enough for us to find the cult before he could warn them.</span></p>Best to tie him up, it won't hold him for long but long enough for us to find the cult before he could warn them.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-23T08:24:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=4?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1602009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-23T06:42:32Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1909290/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Local Knowledge (untrained) = 16</a>
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1909295/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stealth = 24</a></p>
<p>Ur-Kaim hides on the oppisite side of the road from Drexal my wolf by my side.</p>Local Knowledge (untrained) = 16
Stealth = 24
Ur-Kaim hides on the oppisite side of the road from Drexal my wolf by my side.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-23T06:42:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1452009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T22:28:17Z<p>Ba'az will start forward keeping an eye and ear out anything unuseual and stop when he gets to B-12 and wait s for the others to join him.</p>Ba'az will start forward keeping an eye and ear out anything unuseual and stop when he gets to B-12 and wait s for the others to join him.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T22:28:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=5?the-Milk-Run#2022009-01-22T22:23:03Z2009-01-22T22:23:03Z<p>Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Neon Spider: [Spoiler omitted]</p>Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]
Neon Spider: [Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T22:23:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1352009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T13:02:31Z<p>Mumbles under his breath and shakes his head
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<span class=tiny>"halflings...."</span></p>Mumbles under his breath and shakes his head
"halflings...."Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T13:02:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1302009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T12:21:36Z<p>"You pinkskins all look alike to me".</p>"You pinkskins all look alike to me".Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T12:21:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Realm of PaizoChat and the Knights of the Polygonal TableDon Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ivrz&page=3?The-Realm-of-PaizoChat-and-the-Knights-of-the#1012009-08-13T02:52:51Z2009-01-22T11:19:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lemmiwinks wrote:</div><blockquote> Squee? </blockquote><p>Ooh. Oh! Jesuth Chrith! Oh!Lemmiwinks wrote:Squee?
Ooh. Oh! Jesuth Chrith! Oh!Don Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T11:19:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1282009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T10:47:04Z<p>Mumbles under his breath and shakes his head<span class=tiny>
<br />
"humans...."</span></p>Mumbles under his breath and shakes his head
"humans...."Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T10:47:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1242009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T05:41:56Z<p>•I hiss and snap at the goblins face•</p>*I hiss and snap at the goblins face*Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T05:41:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11562009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-22T05:08:14Z<p>I'll join in the conversations around me trying to get the natives tour of the surounding area, listining for places that are said to be bad luck or haunted.</p>I'll join in the conversations around me trying to get the natives tour of the surounding area, listining for places that are said to be bad luck or haunted.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T05:08:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1222009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T04:42:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Yrenn wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "Where are the authories, indeed."</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Forget the guards, explaining will take to much time and we could loose our 'guide' as well.Yrenn wrote:"Where are the authories, indeed."
Forget the guards, explaining will take to much time and we could loose our 'guide' as well.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T04:42:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=3?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1482009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-22T04:36:34Z<p>spotting for Drexal <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1907600/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> survival = 7</a></p>spotting for Drexal survival = 7Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T04:36:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1192009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-22T01:23:13Z<p>We could ask our captive to guide us to them under penalty of death should he betray us.</p>We could ask our captive to guide us to them under penalty of death should he betray us.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T01:23:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#2002009-01-22T01:20:09Z2009-01-22T01:20:08Z<p>The Ancient looks you over with contempt in his eyes, glances around at the crowd then slowly raise his hands so you can see that they are empty.
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He then speaks in Sperethiel. [Spoiler omitted] and hands you the ear piece to his comm link.</p>The Ancient looks you over with contempt in his eyes, glances around at the crowd then slowly raise his hands so you can see that they are empty.
He then speaks in Sperethiel. [Spoiler omitted] and hands you the ear piece to his comm link.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-22T01:20:08ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1992009-01-21T20:11:41Z2009-01-21T20:11:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc> A bit lost here is spider involved in the brawl or is this just the other guys way of making a misdirection type attack?</span> </blockquote><p>I think they want you to zap the cameras if a fight breaks out.NeonSpider wrote: A bit lost here is spider involved in the brawl or is this just the other guys way of making a misdirection type attack?
I think they want you to zap the cameras if a fight breaks out.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-21T20:11:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=3?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#1082009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-21T19:32:15Z<p>"Orcus is the demon Lord of Undead and the sworn enemy of the Raven Queen, his priests are usually necromancers and demand blood scarifies. This human was probably using the cows as a sacrifice but for him and his cult to gain more favor from Orcus they would have to sacrifice sentient creatures. It is also unlikely the farmhand is the one in charge, the rituals needed to commune with Orcus are not usually written down and must be taught".</p>
<p>I will wrap Orcus' holy symbol in a cloth and put it away until I have the time to destroy it.</p>"Orcus is the demon Lord of Undead and the sworn enemy of the Raven Queen, his priests are usually necromancers and demand blood scarifies. This human was probably using the cows as a sacrifice but for him and his cult to gain more favor from Orcus they would have to sacrifice sentient creatures. It is also unlikely the farmhand is the one in charge, the rituals needed to commune with Orcus are not usually written down and must be taught".
I will wrap Orcus' holy symbol in a cloth and put it...Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-21T19:32:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1952009-01-21T05:11:28Z2009-01-21T05:05:39Z<p>Grace Guns = 15
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Ronin = 12
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Ancient = 11
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Thomas Chance = 8</p>
<p>The street is crowded and the Stuffer shack also seems to busy. Mouse gets off the bus and runs to the corner of the shack. The Ancient gets off last and stands near the bus stop keeping his attention focused mainly on Mouse but also talking on his comm to someone.</p>
<p>What do plan to do.</p>Grace Guns = 15
Ronin = 12
Ancient = 11
Thomas Chance = 8
The street is crowded and the Stuffer shack also seems to busy. Mouse gets off the bus and runs to the corner of the shack. The Ancient gets off last and stands near the bus stop keeping his attention focused mainly on Mouse but also talking on his comm to someone.
What do plan to do.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-21T05:05:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1942009-01-21T05:02:45Z2009-01-21T05:02:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Chance wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Thomas loiters outside the Stuffer Shack, trying to look inconspicuous.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Initiative:</span> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1905585/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">4, 3, 4, 4, 5, 2, 1</a> <span class=messageboard-ooc>7+1 hit= <b>8</b></span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Also, what do the red and blue dots stand for?</span> </blockquote><p>That should have been listed with the map, sorry. The red dot is Mouse the blue dot is the Ancient.Thomas Chance wrote:Thomas loiters outside the Stuffer Shack, trying to look inconspicuous.
Initiative: 4, 3, 4, 4, 5, 2, 1 7+1 hit= 8
Also, what do the red and blue dots stand for?
That should have been listed with the map, sorry. The red dot is Mouse the blue dot is the Ancient.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-21T05:02:44ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=2?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#972009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-21T05:00:04Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1906113/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Religion roll = 15</a></p>Religion roll = 15Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-21T05:00:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#342009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-01-21T04:56:33Z<p>Grazz has boe aimed at the Eldrian but holds his shot. "Well wizard, cleric what now, do we kill it"?</p>Grazz has boe aimed at the Eldrian but holds his shot. "Well wizard, cleric what now, do we kill it"?Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-21T04:56:33ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=2?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#922009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-20T18:46:31Z<p>Ba'az Astor Paladin of Ioun. </p>
<p>Little Cousin if I could examine the object I might be able to tell it's purpose. Again I suggest we get off the streets before we attract too much attention.</p>Ba'az Astor Paladin of Ioun.
Little Cousin if I could examine the object I might be able to tell it's purpose. Again I suggest we get off the streets before we attract too much attention.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T18:46:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1902009-01-20T04:47:07Z2009-01-20T04:47:06Z<p><a href="http://th01.deviantart.com/fs40/300W/f/2009/019/9/5/map_by_Uber_mench.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bus stop map link.</a></p>
<p>Place your selves and roll initiative.</p>
<p>Let me know how you intend for this to go down.</p>Bus stop map link.
Place your selves and roll initiative.
Let me know how you intend for this to go down.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T04:47:06ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=25#12402009-01-20T04:24:59Z2009-01-20T04:24:59Z<p>Hwe-Ko will remain quite during the feast unless promted to by the others. Afterwards he will do his kata before truning in for the night.</p>Hwe-Ko will remain quite during the feast unless promted to by the others. Afterwards he will do his kata before truning in for the night.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T04:24:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Generic PostJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hkes&page=36?Generic-Post#17662010-07-31T04:50:51Z2009-01-20T04:09:04Z<p>Post declaring the kittens riding on giant eagles should wipe their heads. </p>
<p>•poop•</p>Post declaring the kittens riding on giant eagles should wipe their heads.
*poop*Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T04:09:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=24?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11512009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-20T02:27:32Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1904511/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">spot check = 12</a></p>
<p>I'll order a beer from the bar and start talking to the bartender 'This beers gonna hit the spot, I've been driven all day and I'm thirsty" I heard some rumors about some cannibals living off the highway eating tourists. Can you imagine that I figure that its just some story to get travelers to buy some haunted hi-way maps. What’s the real story”. I look very closely at his reaction to what I say.</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1904500/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> gather info = 17, senese motive = 25 </a></p>spot check = 12
I'll order a beer from the bar and start talking to the bartender 'This beers gonna hit the spot, I've been driven all day and I'm thirsty" I heard some rumors about some cannibals living off the highway eating tourists. Can you imagine that I figure that its just some story to get travelers to buy some haunted hi-way maps. What’s the real story”. I look very closely at his reaction to what I say.
gather info = 17, senese motive = 25James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T02:27:32ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=2?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#772009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-20T00:44:59Z<p>"A closer examination of the object Little cousin picked up can provide us with answers for questions we have yet to ask". "We should also slay this foul creature before he can inflict his evil on others and them move inside the church to debrief the young lady".</p>
<p>"Ioun's blessings to you 'Pink skin' for your assistance" I say to Logan</p>
<p>"Yrenn it is a pleasure to see you again, Ioun must intend for us to work together".</p>"A closer examination of the object Little cousin picked up can provide us with answers for questions we have yet to ask". "We should also slay this foul creature before he can inflict his evil on others and them move inside the church to debrief the young lady".
"Ioun's blessings to you 'Pink skin' for your assistance" I say to Logan
"Yrenn it is a pleasure to see you again, Ioun must intend for us to work together".Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T00:44:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=3?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1322009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-20T00:26:16Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm ok with the plan except Drexal and Ur-Kaim should be point as we both have tracking.
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I'll take last watch.</span></p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Brignat wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Dhakann wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'll need to know the following</p>
<p>how long you travel each day:
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marching order
<br />
when you break for camp
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watch schedules
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how many hours you camp
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hot camp or cold camp
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what fortifications or protections you employ
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are you sleeping in your armor (causes fatigue)
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Also: I consider 6 hours enough rest for casters to regain their spells. so 6 hours rest 2 hours watch works for an 8 hour camp. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>
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I propose:
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1. hard march
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2. myself or Draxel on point
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3. just prior to dusk (allows for a wider view of surrondings)
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4. I'll take any
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5. 8 hour camp
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6. hot camp until we reach less populated areas, then cold camp
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7. whatever surroundings supply; preferably structures with sound walls but cliff faces or other natural features allowing something to put our backs to and an advantagous point for lookouts would be preferable
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8. I will be sleeping in my armor [no fatigue b/c it is light] </span> </blockquote><p>I'm ok with the plan except Drexal and Ur-Kaim should be point as we both have tracking.
I'll take last watch.
Brignat wrote:DM Dhakann wrote:I'll need to know the following
how long you travel each day:
marching order
when you break for camp
watch schedules
how many hours you camp
hot camp or cold camp
what fortifications or protections you employ
are you sleeping in your armor (causes fatigue)
Also: I consider 6 hours enough rest for casters to regain their spells. so 6 hours rest 2 hours...Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-20T00:26:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#292009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-01-18T17:28:43Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Grazz is standing in P-5</span></p>Grazz is standing in P-5Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-18T17:28:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=3?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1232009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-18T16:44:17Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Is there an apothocary in town that sells healing potions, tanglefoot bags, sunrods and such?</span></p>Is there an apothocary in town that sells healing potions, tanglefoot bags, sunrods and such?Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-18T16:44:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=23?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11462009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-17T23:09:03Z<p>I'll get directions for the Watering Hole and head over there. when I do get there I'll try to find spot out of the lights and watch the people going in and out for a while before going in myself.
<br />
I'll get directions to the VFW also.</p>I'll get directions for the Watering Hole and head over there. when I do get there I'll try to find spot out of the lights and watch the people going in and out for a while before going in myself.
I'll get directions to the VFW also.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T23:09:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=23?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11432009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-17T22:25:17Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Thank you, I'm glad to be here.</span></p>Thank you, I'm glad to be here.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T22:25:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=3?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1152009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-17T20:41:41Z<p>Before sun rise Ur-Kaim will kick the gobblin out of his bed and travel outside of town and preform the 'greet the dawn ritual' and choose his spells for the day. After he will go back to the inn and get some breakfast.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>any one have suggestions on spells I should take?</span></p>Before sun rise Ur-Kaim will kick the gobblin out of his bed and travel outside of town and preform the 'greet the dawn ritual' and choose his spells for the day. After he will go back to the inn and get some breakfast.
any one have suggestions on spells I should take?Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T20:41:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Chronicles of the Sunlight ScoopJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2humo&page=23?Chronicles-of-the-Sunlight-Scoop#11412009-06-28T03:23:24Z2009-01-17T05:15:27Z<p>I'll wait till after sundown and approch the night clerk.
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1900799/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">gather info=21</a> "Man o man I'm gettin bored in my room, whats folks do around here for fun?
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1900795/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Inuendo=21</a> Is there any kind of roadhouse that's not no the map you know some place where the young people hang out at".</p>I'll wait till after sundown and approch the night clerk.
gather info=21 "Man o man I'm gettin bored in my room, whats folks do around here for fun?
Inuendo=21 Is there any kind of roadhouse that's not no the map you know some place where the young people hang out at".James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T05:15:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=3?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#1032009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-17T04:51:00Z<p>Ur-Kaim will take his share and then with a lusty tone in his voice " "Whench it's time to try some of your fresh 'meat'".</p>Ur-Kaim will take his share and then with a lusty tone in his voice " "Whench it's time to try some of your fresh 'meat'".Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T04:51:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1882009-01-17T04:46:48Z2009-01-17T04:46:47Z<p>Neon spider:[Spoiler omitted]</p>Neon spider:[Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T04:46:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1852009-01-17T02:05:58Z2009-01-17T01:59:21Z<p>Unless there are any other stuff you want to do we'll skip ahead to the bus stop where Mouse is.
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Who is going along and how do you intend to handle the situation?</p>Unless there are any other stuff you want to do we'll skip ahead to the bus stop where Mouse is.
Who is going along and how do you intend to handle the situation?Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T01:59:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=2?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#592009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-17T00:53:48Z<p>Edit:
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Ba'az almost drops from the damage (1hp left) but instead lunges forward using his bolstering strike(adding 3 temp HP to himself) on the one he hit before. attack=23 and damage=6 and I spend an action point and use a healing surge healing 6hp and incressing my AC by 2 until the beginning of my next turn.</p>Edit:
Ba'az almost drops from the damage (1hp left) but instead lunges forward using his bolstering strike(adding 3 temp HP to himself) on the one he hit before. attack=23 and damage=6 and I spend an action point and use a healing surge healing 6hp and incressing my AC by 2 until the beginning of my next turn.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-17T00:53:48ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j&page=2?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#572009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-16T22:20:13Z<p>Ba'az almost drops from the damage (1hp left) but instead lunges forward using his Paladin's Judgment (one regular attack and one ally within 5 squares can use a healing surge) on the one he hit before. <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1900284/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">attack=23</a> and <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1900290/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> damage=6 </a> and I use the healing surge on myself healing 6hp and incressing my AC by 2 until the beginning of my next turn.</p>Ba'az almost drops from the damage (1hp left) but instead lunges forward using his Paladin's Judgment (one regular attack and one ally within 5 squares can use a healing surge) on the one he hit before. attack=23 and damage=6 and I use the healing surge on myself healing 6hp and incressing my AC by 2 until the beginning of my next turn.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-16T22:20:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#232009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-01-16T04:49:34Z<p>I'm here to kill the things you guys uncover not to open up doors that have been magicly sealed hundreds of years ago, let the mage do it.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Grazz is standing in P-5</span></p>I'm here to kill the things you guys uncover not to open up doors that have been magicly sealed hundreds of years ago, let the mage do it.
Grazz is standing in P-5Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-16T04:49:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1842009-01-16T02:53:01Z2009-01-16T02:51:09Z<p>Neon Spider: Who's prints/DNA?</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Neon Spider: Who's prints/DNA?
[Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-16T02:51:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=2?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#842009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-16T02:40:26Z<p>What can you tell us of the rumors about the mournland? I hear tales of fogs the eat flesh, dead that fight their last battle over and over again and even stranger things.</p>What can you tell us of the rumors about the mournland? I hear tales of fogs the eat flesh, dead that fight their last battle over and over again and even stranger things.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-16T02:40:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#202009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-01-15T23:49:50Z<p>"Heh, it's probly just a door, we're gunna have to open it ta get
<br />
what were after".</p>
<p>•Grazz has Boe strung and is polishing her•
<br />
Under his breath "Soon pretty one, you can sing songs of death, soon..."</p>"Heh, it's probly just a door, we're gunna have to open it ta get
what were after".
*Grazz has Boe strung and is polishing her*
Under his breath "Soon pretty one, you can sing songs of death, soon..."Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-15T23:49:50ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: WANTED: Self Motivated Crime ReporterJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6d6?WANTED-Self-Motivated-Crime-Reporter#142009-01-15T23:10:15Z2009-01-15T23:10:14Z<p>My publisher usually gives me the "weird" cases (cults, animal mutilations, UFOs) to investigate and debunk.</p>
<p>I was sent to find out the real story behind the murders.</p>
<p>My first step would be to get a room at the hotel in Washington and use it as a base and asking the locals about the murders.</p>My publisher usually gives me the "weird" cases (cults, animal mutilations, UFOs) to investigate and debunk.
I was sent to find out the real story behind the murders.
My first step would be to get a room at the hotel in Washington and use it as a base and asking the locals about the murders.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-15T23:10:14ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=2?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#712009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-15T01:53:20Z<p>It means my destiny is not my own but belongs to the runes you study, it means when threats from the past arise I will be there to fight it, it means I will follow your lead for now.</p>It means my destiny is not my own but belongs to the runes you study, it means when threats from the past arise I will be there to fight it, it means I will follow your lead for now.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-15T01:53:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Kitten Vikings' ThreadJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6xz?The-Kitten-Vikings-Thread#62009-03-27T15:44:47Z2009-01-15T01:05:58Z<p>Fly, fly as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken Seagull man.</p>Fly, fly as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken Seagull man.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-15T01:05:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1792009-01-15T01:01:11Z2009-01-15T01:01:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grace Guns wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Mr. Johnson
</p>
•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Grace Guns:
</p>
[Spoiler omitted]</p>Grace Guns wrote:Mr. Johnson
** spoiler omitted **
Grace Guns:
[Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-15T01:01:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Kitten Vikings' ThreadJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6xz?The-Kitten-Vikings-Thread#42009-03-27T15:44:47Z2009-01-15T00:12:03Z<p>I'm a giant eagle, really.</p>I'm a giant eagle, really.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-15T00:12:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=2?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#662009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-14T22:48:10Z<p>"It means Warden of madness, it is an old draconic title given to the first of my family, Hassnuk Ur"</p>
<p>•in draconic•
<br />
"But I think you would already know that"</p>
<p>I try to read his tatoos <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1897416/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> 1d20+int = 18 </a></p>"It means Warden of madness, it is an old draconic title given to the first of my family, Hassnuk Ur"
*in draconic*
"But I think you would already know that"
I try to read his tatoos 1d20+int = 18Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-14T22:48:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Down With All PoodlesJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ipb4&page=2?Down-With-All-Poodles#722009-01-14T22:31:39Z2009-01-14T22:31:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Llama Prophet wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Eye wash
</p>
E Y E W A S H</p>
<p>Ow! </blockquote><p>•poop•
<p>Better now?</p>Llama Prophet wrote:Eye wash
E Y E W A S HOw!
*poop* Better now?Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-14T22:31:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1772009-01-14T21:12:19Z2009-01-14T21:12:16Z<p>You have about 3hrs max before the cutter shows.</p>
<p>Neon Spider: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Grace Guns: [Spoiler omitted]</p>You have about 3hrs max before the cutter shows.
Neon Spider: [Spoiler omitted]
Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]
Grace Guns: [Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-14T21:12:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v&page=2?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#642009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-14T20:00:59Z<p>"I am Ur-Kaim of the house of Ur" I step forward with the rest of the group.</p>"I am Ur-Kaim of the house of Ur" I step forward with the rest of the group.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-14T20:00:59ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: WANTED: Self Motivated Crime ReporterJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6d6?WANTED-Self-Motivated-Crime-Reporter#122009-01-13T23:41:12Z2009-01-13T23:41:12Z<p>I think I'm ready now.</p>I think I'm ready now.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T23:41:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#492009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-13T23:03:42Z<p>Ur-Kaim Losens his short swords, gives a short wistle to alert his wolf to be ready for a fight, stands, steps away from the table and adresses the bugbears, "I believe you here here looking for me, a raven has told me to expect you. Do you come with violence as your goal"?</p>Ur-Kaim Losens his short swords, gives a short wistle to alert his wolf to be ready for a fight, stands, steps away from the table and adresses the bugbears, "I believe you here here looking for me, a raven has told me to expect you. Do you come with violence as your goal"?Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T23:03:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#432009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-13T22:48:35Z<p>Ba'az uses his bolstering strike on the the goblin he wounded before.
<br />
<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1894600/ " target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Attack=21, Damage=10</a> and Ba'az gains 3 temp HP and shifts back 5 feet.
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>my falchion has reach so I will get an attack of opportunity if any of them close to attack.</span></p>Ba'az uses his bolstering strike on the the goblin he wounded before.
Attack=21, Damage=10 and Ba'az gains 3 temp HP and shifts back 5 feet.
my falchion has reach so I will get an attack of opportunity if any of them close to attack.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T22:48:35ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: WANTED: Self Motivated Crime ReporterJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6d6?WANTED-Self-Motivated-Crime-Reporter#102009-01-13T20:18:54Z2009-01-13T19:58:52Z<p>Here I am, I still need to add equipment though. Tell me what changes I need to make.</p>
<p><a href="invisiblecastle.com/stats/view/19549/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stat rolls</a></p>Here I am, I still need to add equipment though. Tell me what changes I need to make.
Stat rollsJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T19:58:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=25#12122009-01-13T18:54:03Z2009-01-13T18:54:02Z<p>I agree, Namaste should speak for us.</p>I agree, Namaste should speak for us.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T18:54:02ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: One Dark Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j6nx?One-Dark-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#62009-06-27T06:54:38Z2009-01-13T04:50:13Z<p>"You should more show respect, my ancestors built this place, their ghosts could still be here and take offense or traps from Xorait could linger waiting to steal your mind". Says Graz as he steps in out of the rain and shakes himself like dog flinging excess water all around and the odor of wet fur begins to fill the room.</p>"You should more show respect, my ancestors built this place, their ghosts could still be here and take offense or traps from Xorait could linger waiting to steal your mind". Says Graz as he steps in out of the rain and shakes himself like dog flinging excess water all around and the odor of wet fur begins to fill the room.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T04:50:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1712009-01-13T03:27:32Z2009-01-13T03:19:39Z<p>Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Thomas Chance:[Spoiler omitted]</p>Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]
Thomas Chance:[Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-13T03:19:39ZRe: Forums: Gamer Connection: Eberron PbP: Dhakanni Characters (PFRPG)Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j4tb&page=3?Eberron-PbP-Dhakanni-Characters#1192009-01-12T20:16:04Z2009-01-12T20:12:26Z<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>[Spoiler omitted]Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-12T20:12:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#412009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-12T16:08:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hruskin Gelddar wrote:</div><blockquote> Hruskin looks distinctly uncomfortable when the song about kicking goblins begins. He mutters something under his breath that sounds like a prayer for patience and fingers his holy symbol. </blockquote><p>You don't like the song how about the one goblins sing of us.
</p>
<span class=messageboard-ooc>Hobgoblins, hobgoblins what do you do with hobgoblins, push 'em down the stairs, Hobgoblins, hobgoblins what do you do with hobgoblins, set them on fire in there favorite chair, Hobgoblins, hobgoblins what do you do with hobgoblins, cook ’em up and serve 'em as a pair....</span></p>Hruskin Gelddar wrote:Hruskin looks distinctly uncomfortable when the song about kicking goblins begins. He mutters something under his breath that sounds like a prayer for patience and fingers his holy symbol.
You don't like the song how about the one goblins sing of us.
Hobgoblins, hobgoblins what do you do with hobgoblins, push 'em down the stairs, Hobgoblins, hobgoblins what do you do with hobgoblins, set them on fire in there favorite chair, Hobgoblins, hobgoblins what do you do with...Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-12T16:08:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Glory of Dhakann - A PbP PFRPG Eberron CampaignUr-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j61v?Glory-of-Dhakann-A-PbP-PFRPG-Eberron-Campaign#392009-04-20T06:34:27Z2009-01-12T09:42:15Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>100 goblins siting on a wall, take one down and kick him around, 99 goblins sitting on a wall, take one down ans kick him around, 98 goblins sitting on a wall......</span></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I think you guys should know the rest.</span></p>100 goblins siting on a wall, take one down and kick him around, 99 goblins sitting on a wall, take one down ans kick him around, 98 goblins sitting on a wall......
I think you guys should know the rest.Ur-Kaim (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-12T09:42:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1662009-01-12T09:24:56Z2009-01-12T09:23:25Z<p>After a harrowing hour of playing hide and please don't find me with Lone Star you get the van tucked away in Crisno's shop and then Crisno and his buddy Happy start working on the van’s front end.</p>
<p>Neon Spider: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Grace Guns: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Thomas Chance: [Spoiler omitted]</p>
<p>Background information for all: Evo is a Japanese company based out of Vladivostok Russia, they specialize in bio-engineering. Formally known as Yamatetsu Corp. they changed their name after the outbreak of VIATS IV and the crash of ‘64. Rumors in the shadows say that the outbreak started in the Yamatetsu facilities in Denver and they waited on providing the anti-viral cure until near world wide panic started so they could maximize their profits and become a triple a megacorp and take a seat on the corporate council. A third of all bioware and nanotech comes from Evo’s labs in Russia.
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Russia has fallen back behind an iron curtain and a digital one as well, met human rights groups have frequently smuggled out trids of met humans treated as slave labor and a few cases of metahumans used as lab rats.</p>After a harrowing hour of playing hide and please don't find me with Lone Star you get the van tucked away in Crisno's shop and then Crisno and his buddy Happy start working on the van’s front end.
Neon Spider: [Spoiler omitted]
Ronin: [Spoiler omitted]
Grace Guns: [Spoiler omitted]
Thomas Chance: [Spoiler omitted]
Background information for all: Evo is a Japanese company based out of Vladivostok Russia, they specialize in bio-engineering. Formally known as Yamatetsu Corp. they changed...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-12T09:23:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11982009-01-11T19:45:21Z2009-01-11T19:38:30Z<p>Calmed by Namaste's words I bite back a sharp retort, center myself and bow to Llanoc "I apologize for letting my anger slip, I was wrong to imply your devotion to your familial duties makes you a prisoner and
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do not fret for my safety I am unaffected by disease and blight both magical and mundane". </p>
<p>Replying to Astinos in Orc. [Spoiler omitted]</p>Calmed by Namaste's words I bite back a sharp retort, center myself and bow to Llanoc "I apologize for letting my anger slip, I was wrong to imply your devotion to your familial duties makes you a prisoner and
do not fret for my safety I am unaffected by disease and blight both magical and mundane".
Replying to Astinos in Orc. [Spoiler omitted]Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-11T19:38:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11922009-01-11T17:19:01Z2009-01-11T17:18:59Z<p>Do not mock that which you know little of, my flesh is as strong as your steel and quicker than your arrows.
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I truly know what I am, I feel the forces influencing me and can see all the paths before me. Can you see anything past your jealousy and pride? You are more of a prisoner and pawn than I.</p>Do not mock that which you know little of, my flesh is as strong as your steel and quicker than your arrows.
I truly know what I am, I feel the forces influencing me and can see all the paths before me. Can you see anything past your jealousy and pride? You are more of a prisoner and pawn than I.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-11T17:18:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11892009-01-11T06:04:10Z2009-01-11T06:01:34Z<p>Perhaps, but perhaps it you who are being to kind, Mother and Bafic-Graa have done great things, their footsteps have shaken our world but I....I am just a pawn. My birth was commanded because Mother wanted more might to spread her influence, my upbringing was brutal and harsh to weed out the unfit, I, was manipulated to train with the Boxers of Qinshu because mother wanted to know what secrets they held. My being here at this time and place was subtlety arranged by forces not of my own. Every orc child grows up this manner. The Temple of the Ninth Sun wants me to spread their teaching. Mother wishes all of her children to bring her more power. I am but a pawn disposable and common and I am bound by my ambition and pride to follow the path laid out before me, if I do wealth and renown will be mine. There nothing more common than a mans lust for wealth and power.
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But perhaps your are just in your view of me for in my meditations I see another path leading to something gander and much more sublime. The path is hazy and elusive, my ki pulls me towards it but fear bars my way. I tell you now I fear not blade or spell, I would charge a dragon to test my skills but this hazy unknown paralyzes me. I will follow that path one day I will conquer the fear that holds me but until that day I am still just a pawn.</p>Perhaps, but perhaps it you who are being to kind, Mother and Bafic-Graa have done great things, their footsteps have shaken our world but I....I am just a pawn. My birth was commanded because Mother wanted more might to spread her influence, my upbringing was brutal and harsh to weed out the unfit, I, was manipulated to train with the Boxers of Qinshu because mother wanted to know what secrets they held. My being here at this time and place was subtlety arranged by forces not of my own....Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-11T06:01:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11862009-01-11T00:50:49Z2009-01-11T00:44:16Z<p>"As you wish my lady" provided that her chariot/horse dosn't go faster than 40' per round Hwe-Ko easily paces her. “I am as common as the rain that falls and the grass that grows. My birth mother is a human whore in one of “Mother’s” brothels. My early childhood was brutal, as you would expect a half-breed child among orc children would be, beaten for their amusement, forced by those stronger to take on their chores, scrubbing floors, cleaning chamber pots and any task they found foul. I soon learned to use my cunning and speed the orc children lacked and became the dominant one, by the age of 12 full orcs twice my age did my bidding and none but the Madam of the house commanded me. I thought I would take responsibility running the house, I was already protecting the girls working there and my influence was growing. I had enough influence to send my childhood tormentors on “missions for Mother” that would lead to their early graves. Mother saw a great potential in me and asked, not commanded but asked, if I would like to travel to China and learn the secrets of the Boxers. I jumped at the chance to leave the barbarity of home and left for Qinshu at dawn the next day. In the Boxers Temples I learned of harmony, grace and courtly skills. I was taught of the differences between the rule of the iron fist and the persuasion of the velvet glove, of how a polite word can win a war and the threat of violence prevent one from starting. They taught me their secret fighting styles, of how make my flesh as strong as steel, to hone my reflexes to point where I can pluck the wings off a fly wile it’s in flight. In a few years I had learned all I could teach me, earning my robes and title of priest of the Temple of the Ninth Sun. I must wander the world for ten years before I am allowed to return and pass what I have learnt on my travels to the Temple masters. I heard of the tribulations in this land and came to test my fist against the enemies’ steel my purity of body against their corruption and the wisdom of my masters against their primal chaos. I will not fail my masters, I will not fail my comrades, I will not fail Mother and I will not fail myself”.<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valegrim wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Walk with me Hwe-Ko; this land is dull and lifeless; entertain me with stories of your growing up. Were you beat up much; tortured as a kid in the streets; perhaps given extra labors at your wrestling school? says the Jewel? I didnt have contact with anyone but teachers growing up; hmm; and slaves of course and other pets, I used to wonder what a completely ordinary person was like; your ordinary right?</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hwe-Ko wrote:</div><blockquote> Hwe-Ko bows to the lady before he turns to join the others leaving the groto and gives her a mischievous wink "Thank you for all you have given to our cause. Your words are as music drawing me near but the yapping of your pet", a brief head nod to Llvenoc, "brings me back to the ugliness of our world. I only hope that the fates conspire to bring me into your radiant company again". </blockquote></blockquote><p>"As you wish my lady" provided that her chariot/horse dosn't go faster than 40' per round Hwe-Ko easily paces her. “I am as common as the rain that falls and the grass that grows. My birth mother is a human whore in one of “Mother’s” brothels. My early childhood was brutal, as you would expect a half-breed child among orc children would be, beaten for their amusement, forced by those stronger to take on their chores, scrubbing floors, cleaning chamber pots and any task they found foul. I soon...Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-11T00:44:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Down With All PoodlesJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ipb4&page=2?Down-With-All-Poodles#572009-01-10T22:38:19Z2009-01-10T22:38:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Llama Prophet wrote:</div><blockquote> Sniffs around....finds a bush to mark </blockquote><p>Occupied...find your own bush.Llama Prophet wrote:Sniffs around....finds a bush to mark
Occupied...find your own bush.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-10T22:38:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#332009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-10T20:31:18Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1886891/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">attack on the nearest=20, the attack on the other=12</a></p>
<p>Edit: I think the attacks are against reflex not AC and I also forgot to roll for the damage. <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1886971/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Damage=8</a></p>attack on the nearest=20, the attack on the other=12
Edit: I think the attacks are against reflex not AC and I also forgot to roll for the damage. Damage=8Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-10T20:31:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#322009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-10T20:11:18Z<p>With the sound of hacking cough Ba'az spews forth a cloud of acid engulfing the two villians attacking him. <span class=messageboard-ooc>enlarged breath weapon also I'm using my phone to post this so I can't link the rolls on this post the following will have the roll link.</span></p>With the sound of hacking cough Ba'az spews forth a cloud of acid engulfing the two villians attacking him. enlarged breath weapon also I'm using my phone to post this so I can't link the rolls on this post the following will have the roll link.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-10T20:11:18ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11782009-01-10T02:17:16Z2009-01-10T02:09:15Z<p>Hwe-Ko bows to the lady before he turns to join the others leaving the groto and gives her a mischievous wink "Thank you for all you have given to our cause. Your words are as music drawing me near but the yapping of your pet", a brief head nod to Llvenoc, "brings me back to the ugliness of our world. I only hope that the fates conspire to bring me into your radiant company again".</p>Hwe-Ko bows to the lady before he turns to join the others leaving the groto and gives her a mischievous wink "Thank you for all you have given to our cause. Your words are as music drawing me near but the yapping of your pet", a brief head nod to Llvenoc, "brings me back to the ugliness of our world. I only hope that the fates conspire to bring me into your radiant company again".Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-10T02:09:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#242009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-09T21:49:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Dave wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>I don't have a scanner and have not been able to find a good on-line mapping utility. If anyone can help with that it would be great.</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I just draw up crude maps with windows paint and post them on devaint art and provide a link for the players.</span>DM Dave wrote:I don't have a scanner and have not been able to find a good on-line mapping utility. If anyone can help with that it would be great.
I just draw up crude maps with windows paint and post them on devaint art and provide a link for the players.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-09T21:49:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1632009-01-09T08:04:06Z2009-01-09T08:02:12Z<p>Neon Spider:[Spoiler omitted]</p>Neon Spider:[Spoiler omitted]Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-09T08:02:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunNPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1622009-01-09T08:03:32Z2009-01-09T07:58:11Z<p>Crisno gets the rig started and with squeals of metal on metal he pulls it back on the road. "We need to get her to some place dark, then we can wait for my buddy to tow her to his shop".</p>Crisno gets the rig started and with squeals of metal on metal he pulls it back on the road. "We need to get her to some place dark, then we can wait for my buddy to tow her to his shop".NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-09T07:58:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#152009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-09T02:46:17Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1884858/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Initiative</a></p>InitiativeBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-09T02:46:17ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11692009-01-09T00:54:36Z2009-01-09T00:53:54Z<p>•speaking aloud to all who wish to listen•</p>
<p>"Life feeds on life, but I don't wish to be plant food. Perhaps we should heed the witches words and leave with all haste".</p>*speaking aloud to all who wish to listen*
"Life feeds on life, but I don't wish to be plant food. Perhaps we should heed the witches words and leave with all haste".Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-09T00:53:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: DM Dave's Nentir Vale CampaignBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j65j?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Campaign#122009-05-10T21:47:10Z2009-01-09T00:48:25Z<p>Ba'az roars at the largest of the group, a divine force infuses his words, "Ioun commands you halt and face me, surrender now and avoid the pain of battle"
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>I mark the largest with my devine challange.</span></p>Ba'az roars at the largest of the group, a divine force infuses his words, "Ioun commands you halt and face me, surrender now and avoid the pain of battle"
I mark the largest with my devine challange.Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-09T00:48:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: One Dark and Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j45b?One-Dark-and-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#142010-01-20T15:51:16Z2009-01-08T22:42:26Z<p>I think we're waiting for the DM.</p>I think we're waiting for the DM.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-08T22:42:26ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: DM Dave's Nentir Vale DiscussionBa'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j5xs?DM-Daves-Nentir-Vale-Discussion#352009-01-08T22:26:52Z2009-01-08T22:26:51Z<p>I forgot to ask what panthion are we useing?</p>I forgot to ask what panthion are we useing?Ba'az Astor (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-08T22:26:51ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11632009-01-08T00:47:29Z2009-01-08T00:47:25Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>nevermind</span></p>nevermindHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-08T00:47:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11612009-01-07T23:20:31Z2009-01-07T23:07:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valegrim wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Jewel give a big hearty belly laugh; after a bit she catches her breath; "hehe....ha..such uncharacteristic wit and barbery under gentile language...hehe as for tales of your youth; you are but short lived; best you tell your tales while life is still within you and the road will be soon enough".</p>
<p>she makes the sigil on your forehead; then moves on to bless thoronhen, his sigil seems more intricate than others.</p>
<p><btw; read my earlier post about "common tounge" there is no language everyone speaks; common is a trade communication full of grunting and pointing; this for that; trade and parlay type stuff; no higher communication of inflection or even sentences is really possible; a conversation cannot be held in common, but you could use common to buy a sword or get it sharpened and agree on a fee; a very cumbersome set of gesturing and full of grunts of approval or dissagreement.></p>
<p></blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc> then I would change common to Drow and make my last reply to the lady in Drowish.</span>Valegrim wrote:Jewel give a big hearty belly laugh; after a bit she catches her breath; "hehe....ha..such uncharacteristic wit and barbery under gentile language...hehe as for tales of your youth; you are but short lived; best you tell your tales while life is still within you and the road will be soon enough".
she makes the sigil on your forehead; then moves on to bless thoronhen, his sigil seems more intricate than others.
then I would change common to Drow and make my last reply to...Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-07T23:07:09ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11572009-01-07T22:24:31Z2009-01-07T22:22:58Z<p>My goal is harmony; my loyalty is to life.</p>
<p>Sex and magic are tools to be used as are fear and compassion, only a fool would deny their use.</p>
<p>I speak the language of my birth as well as goblin, lenapian and the common trade tongue (I assume Greek) but the tails of my youth should be kept for a less urgent time.</p>
<p>•after the orc's gumble and storm off•
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I will accept your blessing on behalf of my less civil kin.</p>My goal is harmony; my loyalty is to life.
Sex and magic are tools to be used as are fear and compassion, only a fool would deny their use.
I speak the language of my birth as well as goblin, lenapian and the common trade tongue (I assume Greek) but the tails of my youth should be kept for a less urgent time.
*after the orc's gumble and storm off*
I will accept your blessing on behalf of my less civil kin.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-07T22:22:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11542009-01-07T21:00:07Z2009-01-07T21:00:04Z<p>My intent is peaceful, I only seek knowledge. But I will focus my ki in case I need to deflect any bolts heading my way.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valegrim wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <Orange robed ork monk; hehe, please roll a bluff if you like; or take a 10 if your trying to hide your emotions and expressions; otherwise; state what your intent motive is at this moment of speaking; thanks much; am just putting in a note from tone of writing; state if different.></p>
<p>The Ork appears humble and sincere; perhaps reverant.</p>
<p>Llvenoc
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•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Llvenoc wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Val,</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> I load my handcrossbow. Loud enough for the Orange Robed Orc to hear. </span> </blockquote></blockquote><p>My intent is peaceful, I only seek knowledge. But I will focus my ki in case I need to deflect any bolts heading my way.
Valegrim wrote:
The Ork appears humble and sincere; perhaps reverant.
Llvenoc
** spoiler omitted **
Llvenoc wrote:Val,
** spoiler omitted **
I load my handcrossbow. Loud enough for the Orange Robed Orc to hear.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-07T21:00:04ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=24#11532009-01-07T21:00:41Z2009-01-07T20:28:40Z<p>I am but a humble servant of fate, only my actions may answer your questions.
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I wish to speak of the Celestial Emperor and his mortal counterpart. The Celestial Emperor is missing and the heavens are in turmoil and if the heavens fall all hope for the mortal realm will fade as well. If a clue can be found to whom and where the counterpart's can be found the chaos of this world can be diminished. Perhaps a great lady with many connections as you may be able to help in my search.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valegrim wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The Jewel looks you over hwe-ko; you feel a prickle on the surface of your brain...</p>
<p>She looks at you and uncomfortably long time; not moving; then her face softens a bit; in the eyes; and she comes to stand very very close to you, almost touching chests (and hers is nicely ample) you can smell her perfume and see that she has no fear.</p>
<p>she says in Ork "You are a curious conscript of fate, I know your family; very well I might add, my sister Akeiko is engaged to marry a power member of your family. I know him as well; better than most. What have you to offer me Child of the House of Graa? pain, misery? I see that you are well made; strong; viruolent, perhaps intelligent but that remains to be seen; do you have the heart of a dragon?</p>
<p>she sighs; glances at Llevenoc, then back to you "say what you will, there are few here who speak Ork"</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hwe-Ko wrote:</div><blockquote> Hwe-Ko aproches the drow princess and in Chinese addresses her. Jiuwen daming magisty, may this humble servent speak with you? </blockquote></blockquote><p>I am but a humble servant of fate, only my actions may answer your questions.
I wish to speak of the Celestial Emperor and his mortal counterpart. The Celestial Emperor is missing and the heavens are in turmoil and if the heavens fall all hope for the mortal realm will fade as well. If a clue can be found to whom and where the counterpart's can be found the chaos of this world can be diminished. Perhaps a great lady with many connections as you may be able to help in my search.
Valegrim...Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-07T20:28:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1602009-01-07T03:46:48Z2009-01-07T03:46:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote><p> spiders rolls <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1882203/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">5/3/4/1/2/4/1/3</a>
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"We should book blown run or not, we have bodys and a trashed vee here in the street i can only buy us a little time some one will see this very, very soon" </blockquote><p>You try bluffing your way in to the medical system but the SI blocks your way. "Unauthorized user, access denied, any further attempts will result in possible user damage, please input access code now".NeonSpider wrote:spiders rolls 5/3/4/1/2/4/1/3
"We should book blown run or not, we have bodys and a trashed vee here in the street i can only buy us a little time some one will see this very, very soon"
You try bluffing your way in to the medical system but the SI blocks your way. "Unauthorized user, access denied, any further attempts will result in possible user damage, please input access code now".Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-07T03:46:46ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=23#11392009-01-07T02:12:16Z2009-01-07T02:10:27Z<p>Hwe-Ko aproches the drow princess and in Chinese addresses her. Jiuwen daming magisty, may this humble servent speak with you?</p>Hwe-Ko aproches the drow princess and in Chinese addresses her. Jiuwen daming magisty, may this humble servent speak with you?Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-07T02:10:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1572009-01-06T22:06:45Z2009-01-06T22:06:39Z<p>Memory's not of your own flash through your mind and then settles on one.
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You're sitting in a well appointed office you recognized both Jenkins and Maloof as you have worked with them before but the orc called Boris you've never seen before. Behind a large oak desk sat Mr. Tanawaka your controller and standing next to him and the focus of everyone’s attention was Gregor Ivanovich an elf that spoke with a heavy Russian accent. “The company is having a special delivery shipped in and you are tasked to receive and deliver it to us. The product will be delivered to the Redmond docks pier 51p and you will be there to receive it, but be warned the product spoils easily so we are providing you with a special rig for transport. It is essential that the product is placed in the containment pod as soon as you take possession of it. Boris will go with you to insure the products stability“.
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Time flashes forward you are walking down a hallway leading to a large garage having a terse conversation with Mr. Tanawaka. “This reeks your sending me out with a new a new crew member and a new rig to pick up some mystery pick up, tell me what the frack are we really doing“.
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“Mr. Hoover, you will speak to me with respect“! Tanawaka snaps back.
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You bow at the waist “I apologize for my out burst Mr. Tanawaka but you must understand my concerns you have been out their yourself once“.
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Tanawaka pauses for a moment before he continues walking. In a hushed voice he replies “I don’t know much but it’s for the genetics department, something illegal to transport across national boundaries. If it got into the wrong hands it could be very dangerous to a great many people“.
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An explosion throws the van out of control and a stabbing pain stabs at your mind a fain mental image of a spider made of red neon biting at your systems cortex. As you begin to loose conscious you hear Boris scream at the other “Get out side we must protect the pod at all costs”. </p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Chance wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "Well, lets get started then." Thomas leans in towards the unconscious man and says "<i>What reasons are there for a fully equiped ambulance for your mission?</i>"</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Casting Mind Probe, Spellcasting: <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1881632/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">5, 6, 5, 1, 4, 2, 4</a> 3 hits versus his Willpower. Drain:</span> <a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1881633/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">4, 3, 5, 5, 3, 3, 2, 2</a> <span class=messageboard-ooc>2 hits, 2 boxes of Stun damage.</span> </blockquote><p>Memory's not of your own flash through your mind and then settles on one.
You're sitting in a well appointed office you recognized both Jenkins and Maloof as you have worked with them before but the orc called Boris you've never seen before. Behind a large oak desk sat Mr. Tanawaka your controller and standing next to him and the focus of everyone’s attention was Gregor Ivanovich an elf that spoke with a heavy Russian accent. “The company is having a special delivery shipped in and you are...Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-06T22:06:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1552009-01-06T20:25:32Z2009-01-06T20:24:12Z<p>The only equipment the guards carried are standard comlinks and an Uzi 3.
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The rigger is banged up badly but not in danger of kicking the bucket soon.</p>The only equipment the guards carried are standard comlinks and an Uzi 3.
The rigger is banged up badly but not in danger of kicking the bucket soon.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-06T20:24:12ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunNPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1542009-01-06T20:10:37Z2009-01-06T20:10:36Z<p>Aye, I kin get it movin' but not fast or for very long and I kin call my friend for a tow.</p>Aye, I kin get it movin' but not fast or for very long and I kin call my friend for a tow.NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-06T20:10:36ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=4?the-Milk-Run#1532009-01-06T20:28:32Z2009-01-06T20:05:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NeonSpider wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc> Is it possable for me to hunt up a replacement, rentals and the like? Must be a few place to print logos and the like on demand and such. We could prob find something like this .....can we go fast shadow hunting if we cant?...we made some mistakes..ok a lot of em but it happens righht chummers :}</span> </blockquote><p>Please roll an hacking + deception roll to find out what the medical program knows.
<p>Chance: do you want to cast your spell now or wait until after you move the van?</p>NeonSpider wrote: Is it possable for me to hunt up a replacement, rentals and the like? Must be a few place to print logos and the like on demand and such. We could prob find something like this .....can we go fast shadow hunting if we cant?...we made some mistakes..ok a lot of em but it happens righht chummers :}
Please roll an hacking + deception roll to find out what the medical program knows. Chance: do you want to cast your spell now or wait until after you move the van?Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-06T20:05:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=23#11322009-01-06T19:48:14Z2009-01-06T19:48:13Z<p>Hwe-Ko follows the rest out of the glade only pausing to respectfully bow to the Oracle, saying a short psalm of thanks as does. "All blessings be yours my Lady, and to Sister Water, so useful, lowly, precious, and pure and Sister Earth, Who feeds us in her sovereignty and produces fruits and flowers and herbs for our needs".</p>Hwe-Ko follows the rest out of the glade only pausing to respectfully bow to the Oracle, saying a short psalm of thanks as does. "All blessings be yours my Lady, and to Sister Water, so useful, lowly, precious, and pure and Sister Earth, Who feeds us in her sovereignty and produces fruits and flowers and herbs for our needs".Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-06T19:48:13ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=23#11222009-01-06T04:20:28Z2009-01-06T04:20:28Z<p>Seeing Kemnebi's nod Hwe-Ko bows in response. "Greatings honored sir, center your ki and your the discomfort of the water will fade. Forgive my impudance but I had overheard your misgivings".</p>Seeing Kemnebi's nod Hwe-Ko bows in response. "Greatings honored sir, center your ki and your the discomfort of the water will fade. Forgive my impudance but I had overheard your misgivings".Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-06T04:20:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Valgrymr's Homebrew.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/gameplay&page=23#11172009-01-05T20:40:26Z2009-01-05T20:39:23Z<p>"I just arrived and now I must leave, the goddess of fate not wish me to rest". grumbles the plain clothed Half-Orc. Standing tall and broad shouldered like most of his breed but unlike them he wares no armor and carried no weapons but the greatest difference was his fastidious nature. His black hair braided into a long pony tail that almost reached the ground. His grey skin has a healthy glow that can only come frequent washing as did his orange robes.</p>"I just arrived and now I must leave, the goddess of fate not wish me to rest". grumbles the plain clothed Half-Orc. Standing tall and broad shouldered like most of his breed but unlike them he wares no armor and carried no weapons but the greatest difference was his fastidious nature. His black hair braided into a long pony tail that almost reached the ground. His grey skin has a healthy glow that can only come frequent washing as did his orange robes.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-05T20:39:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Valgrymr's HomebrewHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/discussion&page=15#7302010-08-18T23:45:47Z2009-01-05T19:57:55Z<p>Are you my daddy, if so I want 18 years of back child support.</p>Are you my daddy, if so I want 18 years of back child support.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-05T19:57:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Valgrymr's HomebrewHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/discussion&page=15#7282010-08-18T23:45:47Z2009-01-05T19:32:52Z<p>So you're essentially telling me I can choose to be a son of a whore. If I wasn't playing a Half-Orc I might be insulted ;) Playing the son of a runaway whore of Balfic sounds good to me.
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If this is for the region I came from I would like to have been trained in a chinaesque one.
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d6's 1, 1, 3, 5
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%'s 8, 11, 14, 28, 59, 73, 74, 80, 85, 85,</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Valegrim wrote:</div><blockquote> as a half ork; you can more or less choose to be part of Balfic's family or not; they are the prime source of half breeds; there are lots of rumors of his mother trying to build a bigger better race by combinine lots of races; so the brothel has all kinds of ahem; workers; hehe. </blockquote><p>So you're essentially telling me I can choose to be a son of a whore. If I wasn't playing a Half-Orc I might be insulted ;) Playing the son of a runaway whore of Balfic sounds good to me.
If this is for the region I came from I would like to have been trained in a chinaesque one.
d6's 1, 1, 3, 5
%'s 8, 11, 14, 28, 59, 73, 74, 80, 85, 85,
Valegrim wrote:as a half ork; you can more or less choose to be part of Balfic's family or not; they are the prime source of half breeds; there are lots of...Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-05T19:32:52ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Valgrymr's HomebrewHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/campaigns/ValgrymrsHomebrew/discussion&page=15#7212010-08-18T23:45:47Z2009-01-05T09:15:42Z<p>Here is my charater, let me know if i need to make any changes.
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List of magic item I would like[Spoiler omitted]</p>Here is my charater, let me know if i need to make any changes.
List of magic item I would like[Spoiler omitted]Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-05T09:15:42ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: One Dark and Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j45b?One-Dark-and-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#102010-01-20T15:51:16Z2009-01-05T07:14:24Z<p>You're covered in scales and your afraid to get wet, your time among manlings have made you weak.</p>You're covered in scales and your afraid to get wet, your time among manlings have made you weak.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-05T07:14:24ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1462009-01-03T03:40:58Z2009-01-03T03:40:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grace Guns wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Grace checks the vitals on all the marks. Then assuming they are all dead kicks the human who shot her in the head.
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</blockquote><p>All are dead except for the rigger who is unconscious.Grace Guns wrote:Grace checks the vitals on all the marks. Then assuming they are all dead kicks the human who shot her in the head.
All are dead except for the rigger who is unconscious.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-03T03:40:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1452009-01-03T03:36:25Z2009-01-03T03:35:28Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Playing for Neon Spider</span>
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Chummers the rig has a hi-level encrypted S.I. running the medical systems. I'm tiring to make friends with it now but its being a bit shy. If I'm not careful it could crash and we would lose any data it has.</p>Playing for Neon Spider
Chummers the rig has a hi-level encrypted S.I. running the medical systems. I'm tiring to make friends with it now but its being a bit shy. If I'm not careful it could crash and we would lose any data it has.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-03T03:35:28ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunNPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1442009-01-03T03:16:01Z2009-01-03T03:15:59Z<p>I got some mecanical learning but my bud who owns a garage is much better at it.</p>I got some mecanical learning but my bud who owns a garage is much better at it.NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-03T03:15:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunNPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1412009-01-03T01:16:00Z2009-01-03T01:10:10Z<p>"That's not just your standard medical set up in there that’s a traveling trauma center. Doc Wagon T-Birds don’t have half the stuff that's in this van. I don't even know what some of this stuff does".</p>"That's not just your standard medical set up in there that’s a traveling trauma center. Doc Wagon T-Birds don’t have half the stuff that's in this van. I don't even know what some of this stuff does".NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-03T01:10:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunNPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1392009-01-02T23:34:37Z2009-01-02T23:33:55Z<p>Crisno darts up to the front of the van and starts giving it a look over. "Well the front ends gone, we could drive it but it ain't going very far, maybe a few blocks". When Crisno gets to the rear and looks in, he stands with a shocked expression on his face saying, "Holy frickin crap"! </p>
<p>When the rest of you look in you see what looks to be the inside of an ambulance.</p>Crisno darts up to the front of the van and starts giving it a look over. "Well the front ends gone, we could drive it but it ain't going very far, maybe a few blocks". When Crisno gets to the rear and looks in, he stands with a shocked expression on his face saying, "Holy frickin crap"!
When the rest of you look in you see what looks to be the inside of an ambulance.NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-02T23:33:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0il&page=2?the-Milk-Run#522009-02-27T06:04:42Z2009-01-02T20:29:25Z<p>Next combat should go smother now that I'm more familiar with it.
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I will run the combat like before, I'll have you post your actions and after everybody (or most of you) post your actions I will detail the results for the round. </p>
<p>To make things go smoother I will post the opponents roll and when you roll to resist damage, roll both the reaction roll to avoid being hit and the body + armor to reduce damage.</p>
<p>Any suggestion you have would be helpful also.</p>Next combat should go smother now that I'm more familiar with it.
I will run the combat like before, I'll have you post your actions and after everybody (or most of you) post your actions I will detail the results for the round.
To make things go smoother I will post the opponents roll and when you roll to resist damage, roll both the reaction roll to avoid being hit and the body + armor to reduce damage.
Any suggestion you have would be helpful also.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-02T20:29:25ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1362009-01-02T20:17:11Z2009-01-02T20:17:11Z<p>Grace and Ronin make the Orc do the Thompson dance before he collapses in a pile of ruined flesh and broken metal.</p>
<p>The quite is almost deafening after the gunfight, only the faint sounds of the city along with the dripping auto fluids leaking from the ruined van are heard.
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The silence is broken by an urgent call from Neon Spider, "Chummers I think we have a problem".</p>Grace and Ronin make the Orc do the Thompson dance before he collapses in a pile of ruined flesh and broken metal.
The quite is almost deafening after the gunfight, only the faint sounds of the city along with the dripping auto fluids leaking from the ruined van are heard.
The silence is broken by an urgent call from Neon Spider, "Chummers I think we have a problem".Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-02T20:17:11ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: the Milk RunMr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0ii&page=3?the-Milk-Run#1342009-01-01T07:29:45Z2009-01-01T07:29:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Grace Guns wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=messageboard-ooc>So... I'm a little mixed up now. We're all good on damage and Grace gets to put more holes in things? I'm assuming 1 die less for wounds and 1 less on the second shot for recoil.</span></p>
<p>Just in case or for the next shot.
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1875579/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">First Shot (5, 1, 4, 3, 6, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 4, 2)</a> <- 2 hits :|</p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1875580/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Second Shot (5, 5, 4, 1, 1, 5, 1, 1, 4, 6, 2)</a> <- 4 hits</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Yes, sorry for the confusion.Grace Guns wrote:So... I'm a little mixed up now. We're all good on damage and Grace gets to put more holes in things? I'm assuming 1 die less for wounds and 1 less on the second shot for recoil.
Just in case or for the next shot.
First Shot (5, 1, 4, 3, 6, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 4, 2) Second Shot (5, 5, 4, 1, 1, 5, 1, 1, 4, 6, 2) Yes, sorry for the confusion.Mr. Johnson (alias of Ubermench)2009-01-01T07:29:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: NO WORD GAMEJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isxl&page=3?NO-WORD-GAME#1092008-12-31T20:40:47Z2008-12-31T20:40:46Z<p>mmmmm...Soup.....</p>mmmmm...Soup.....Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-31T20:40:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=9?untitled-II#4172009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-31T04:59:07Z<p>hey Frog pass me a PBR, thanks kindly.</p>hey Frog pass me a PBR, thanks kindly.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-31T04:59:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Pick on Kobold Cleaver threadJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j509?Pick-on-Kobold-Cleaver-thread#72008-12-31T04:25:50Z2008-12-31T04:25:50Z<p>•plop•</p>*plop*Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-31T04:25:50ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: One Dark and Stormy Night in AundaireGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j45b?One-Dark-and-Stormy-Night-in-Aundaire#32010-01-20T15:51:16Z2008-12-28T02:35:44Z<p>If I can I would like to recycle this character from an PBP that died.
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He has so much potential and the setting is Ebberon. In Ebberon monster races are not the enemy, frequently hired on a Denith mercenaries and the rules for bugbears are in the back of the PBH.</p>If I can I would like to recycle this character from an PBP that died.
He has so much potential and the setting is Ebberon. In Ebberon monster races are not the enemy, frequently hired on a Denith mercenaries and the rules for bugbears are in the back of the PBH.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-28T02:35:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=9?untitled-II#4072009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-27T22:07:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Evil Monkey wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8TXyuUbW8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">MY NOG!</a> </blockquote><p>Mine, mine, mine, Mine...mine...Evil Monkey wrote:MY NOG!
Mine, mine, mine, Mine...mine...Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-27T22:07:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=3?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#1312008-12-22T18:32:03Z2008-12-22T18:29:57Z<p>•Tamu aproches Oruku and bows as he greats her•</p>
<p>Oroko-san the tournament is not a time to be alone why not join me in a drink. I was about to sit with Shosuro Morito and Yoritomo Kagetora, I am sure they will not object to a forth. But if a crowd isn't to your liking perhaps I might sit at your table and exchange tales?</p>*Tamu aproches Oruku and bows as he greats her*
Oroko-san the tournament is not a time to be alone why not join me in a drink. I was about to sit with Shosuro Morito and Yoritomo Kagetora, I am sure they will not object to a forth. But if a crowd isn't to your liking perhaps I might sit at your table and exchange tales?Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-22T18:29:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Stupid double postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2i8ut&page=3?Stupid-double-post#1202008-12-21T18:28:42Z2008-12-21T18:28:42Z<p>kawkaw</p>kawkawJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T18:28:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6642008-12-21T16:31:58Z2008-12-21T16:31:58Z<p>in</p>inJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:31:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6632008-12-21T16:31:47Z2008-12-21T16:31:47Z<p>round</p>roundJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:31:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6622008-12-21T16:31:28Z2008-12-21T16:31:28Z<p>a</p>aJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:31:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6612008-12-21T16:30:53Z2008-12-21T16:30:53Z<p>there</p>thereJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:30:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6602008-12-21T16:30:43Z2008-12-21T16:30:32Z<p>know</p>knowJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:30:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6592008-12-21T16:30:16Z2008-12-21T16:30:16Z<p>didn't</p>didn'tJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:30:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6572008-12-21T16:30:00Z2008-12-21T16:30:00Z<p>I</p>IJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:30:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6562008-12-21T16:29:50Z2008-12-21T16:29:50Z<p>Oops</p>OopsJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:29:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=14?One-word-per-post#6552008-12-21T16:29:35Z2008-12-21T16:29:35Z<p>•poop•</p>*poop*Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:29:35ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=3?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#1262008-12-21T16:23:00Z2008-12-21T16:22:59Z<p>After ariving Tamu looks around the Laughing Carp for his clansmen and any of the others that might be sitting alone.</p>After ariving Tamu looks around the Laughing Carp for his clansmen and any of the others that might be sitting alone.Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-21T16:22:59ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=3?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#1212008-12-20T20:04:17Z2008-12-20T20:04:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Shisumo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Shosuro Tamu wrote:</div><blockquote>Is to so unreasonable that a clan less honorable than yours might treat this tournament as a game to bet upon as you would game of dice? </blockquote>Amiko's expression chills further. "I do not bet on dice, Shosuro," she says. The lack of the -san ending is pointed. "I will inquire as to the ronin's sponsorship. Go with the Fortunes." And with that, she turns resolutely away. </blockquote><p>[Spoiler omitted]
<p>Hidden by his mask a smile crosses Tamu's face. Thinking to himself, "One rival distracted, now to find weaknesses in the others and exploit them."
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Tamu turns from the dais and heads to the Laughing Carp.</p>DM Shisumo wrote:Shosuro Tamu wrote:Is to so unreasonable that a clan less honorable than yours might treat this tournament as a game to bet upon as you would game of dice?
Amiko's expression chills further. "I do not bet on dice, Shosuro," she says. The lack of the -san ending is pointed. "I will inquire as to the ronin's sponsorship. Go with the Fortunes." And with that, she turns resolutely away. [Spoiler omitted] Hidden by his mask a smile crosses Tamu's face. Thinking to himself, "One...Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-20T20:04:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=3?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#1162008-12-20T18:17:46Z2008-12-20T18:06:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Shisumo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Shosuro Tamu wrote:</div><blockquote> "I am curious as to would risk their reputation sponsoring him." "Your Family and school's honor would suffer also if he were a ringer sent to steal the championship from the rightful victor." "Kakita schools best student usually wins the championship, just imagine the shame for that student to loose such an important test to an imposter."</blockquote>Amiko looks shocked. "Shosuro-san," she says slowly, "I would have a care, tossing such accusations around so lightly. Have you any testimony you might offer to support these... wild claims?" </blockquote><p>Accusations no, just questions a prospective champion should ask. The great sensei himself wrote; "Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.” I just wish to avoid disaster and to prevent any allies from the same fate. I do apologize for assuming to speak with you with the familiarity I speak to my own clan mates.
<p>Is to so unreasonable that a clan less honorable than yours might treat this tournament as a game to bet upon as you would game of dice?</p>DM Shisumo wrote:Shosuro Tamu wrote: "I am curious as to would risk their reputation sponsoring him." "Your Family and school's honor would suffer also if he were a ringer sent to steal the championship from the rightful victor." "Kakita schools best student usually wins the championship, just imagine the shame for that student to loose such an important test to an imposter."
Amiko looks shocked. "Shosuro-san," she says slowly, "I would have a care, tossing such accusations around so...Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-20T18:06:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: KC vs. his own face----FIGHT!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j3w4?KC-vs-his-own-faceFIGHT#52008-12-20T16:52:16Z2008-12-20T16:50:28Z<p>I was planing on using the scales to re-tile my nest. The rest would be lunch snacks for the chicks, dam kids are always hungry.</p>I was planing on using the scales to re-tile my nest. The rest would be lunch snacks for the chicks, dam kids are always hungry.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-20T16:50:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: KC vs. his own face----FIGHT!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j3w4?KC-vs-his-own-faceFIGHT#32008-12-20T16:29:30Z2008-12-20T16:29:30Z<p>The vultures are busy so I filling in for them.</p>
<p>•begins to circle over head•</p>The vultures are busy so I filling in for them.
*begins to circle over head*Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-20T16:29:30ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=3?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#1082008-12-19T01:09:55Z2008-12-19T01:09:54Z<p>"I am curious as to would risk their reputation sponsoring him." "Your Family and school's honor would suffer also if he were a ringer sent to steal the championship from the rightful victor." "Kakita schools best student usually wins the championship, just imagine the shame for that student to loose such an important test to an imposter."</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Added to the unfinished roll before the perception/investgation roll =30</span></p>"I am curious as to would risk their reputation sponsoring him." "Your Family and school's honor would suffer also if he were a ringer sent to steal the championship from the rightful victor." "Kakita schools best student usually wins the championship, just imagine the shame for that student to loose such an important test to an imposter."
Added to the unfinished roll before the perception/investgation roll =30Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-19T01:09:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=2?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#972008-12-19T00:04:32Z2008-12-18T23:53:22Z<p>•tamu aproaches Amiko and speaks•</p>
<p>"Kakita-san may I speak with you while you wait for your masters attention. Have you heard of who sponsored the ronin Kenji and why?"</p>*tamu aproaches Amiko and speaks*
"Kakita-san may I speak with you while you wait for your masters attention. Have you heard of who sponsored the ronin Kenji and why?"Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-18T23:53:22ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=2?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#872008-12-18T20:34:44Z2008-12-18T20:32:02Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1861514/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Kensi info roll =20 (5k2)</a> </p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1861521/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Saburashi info roll =13 (3k2)</a></p>
<p>I'm not sure if I rolled these right.</span> </p>
<p>•Tamu stays at the dais observing the crowd and emperial contingent, looking for anything odd or out of place.•</p>Kensi info roll =20 (5k2)
Saburashi info roll =13 (3k2)
I'm not sure if I rolled these right.
*Tamu stays at the dais observing the crowd and emperial contingent, looking for anything odd or out of place.*Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-18T20:32:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Golarion Calendar 2009Don Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j398?Golarion-Calendar-2009#472009-03-23T19:33:46Z2008-12-18T03:14:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> De crocodiles in denile. </blockquote><p>As one of the local rednecks once said:
<p>"Denial ain't just a river in China."</p>
<p>You're right. It ain't. </blockquote><p>Dats' cuz denile rivas' in da Amazonz.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Heathansson wrote: De crocodiles in denile.
As one of the local rednecks once said: "Denial ain't just a river in China."
You're right. It ain't. Dats' cuz denile rivas' in da Amazonz.Don Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-18T03:14:03ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=2?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#792008-12-18T03:07:21Z2008-12-18T03:05:41Z<p>Bayushi Tenmaku
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"Tenmaku-san I beg forgiveness for my appearance and tardiness. I also thank you for keeping myself from embarrassing our Clan with my childish mistakes, I assure you it will be my last."
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•as we proceed to the dais•
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"Tenmaku-san are there any judges or contestants I should be aware of? Any one who may hold grudges to imagined slights?"
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[Spoiler omitted]</p>Bayushi Tenmaku
"Tenmaku-san I beg forgiveness for my appearance and tardiness. I also thank you for keeping myself from embarrassing our Clan with my childish mistakes, I assure you it will be my last."
*as we proceed to the dais*
"Tenmaku-san are there any judges or contestants I should be aware of? Any one who may hold grudges to imagined slights?"
[Spoiler omitted]Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-18T03:05:41ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: Shisumo's Test of the Topaz Champion (ST00)Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j36u&page=2?Shisumos-Test-of-the-Topaz-Champion#772008-12-18T00:35:11Z2008-12-18T00:35:07Z<p>Standing only 5'2" the road dirty man dressed in the red and black of the Scorpion clan rises after the passage of the emperor’s procession. Chastising himself verbally for the delays caused by weather and bandits that forced him to be late for the Topaz tournament. The demon faced mask he wore muffling his voice “ I can’t control the fates but I should have anticipated them. How can I prove myself if I allow the unseen to hinder my duty to Clan and school”. Looking for signs and markers to direct him to the registry official he rushes off to make up for the time lost in travel. “Now I must show myself dirty and rushed, the tournament judges will be looking at me even more critically than they would normally scrutinize a Scorpion.”</p>Standing only 5'2" the road dirty man dressed in the red and black of the Scorpion clan rises after the passage of the emperor’s procession. Chastising himself verbally for the delays caused by weather and bandits that forced him to be late for the Topaz tournament. The demon faced mask he wore muffling his voice “ I can’t control the fates but I should have anticipated them. How can I prove myself if I allow the unseen to hinder my duty to Clan and school”. Looking for signs and markers to...Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-18T00:35:07ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Shisumo's Heroes of Rokugan discussionShosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2md&page=2?Shisumos-Heroes-of-Rokugan-discussion#942009-12-20T03:06:30Z2008-12-17T21:40:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Shisumo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Shosuro Tamu wrote:</div><blockquote> Sorry, I was off in the mountains for the last couple of days. I'll post my catch up asap. </blockquote>No prob! The PCs are just about to get introduced, though, so I wanted to make sure you hadn't had a last minute change of heart! :) </blockquote><p>Nope, I still want to play a bodyguard that will do anything to protect his charge.DM Shisumo wrote:Shosuro Tamu wrote: Sorry, I was off in the mountains for the last couple of days. I'll post my catch up asap.
No prob! The PCs are just about to get introduced, though, so I wanted to make sure you hadn't had a last minute change of heart! :) Nope, I still want to play a bodyguard that will do anything to protect his charge.Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-17T21:40:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Shisumo's Heroes of Rokugan discussionShosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2md&page=2?Shisumos-Heroes-of-Rokugan-discussion#922009-12-20T03:06:30Z2008-12-17T21:00:39Z<p>Sorry, I was off in the mountains for the last couple of days. I'll post my catch up asap.</p>Sorry, I was off in the mountains for the last couple of days. I'll post my catch up asap.Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-17T21:00:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Crimson CrimeJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isl6&page=9?Crimson-Crime#4322008-12-15T06:27:40Z2008-12-15T06:27:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Johnathan Livingston wrote:</div><blockquote> It's shiny and it's mine. </blockquote><p>•Blasts seagull•
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•Grabs Cleaver•
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•Goes back to profile• </blockquote><p>•Rises from a pile of his own poop like a pheonix from it's ashes.•
<p><span class=tiny><i>Ok you can have it back.</span></i></p>Kobold Cleaver wrote:Johnathan Livingston wrote: It's shiny and it's mine.
*Blasts seagull*
*Grabs Cleaver*
*Goes back to profile* *Rises from a pile of his own poop like a pheonix from it's ashes.* Ok you can have it back.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-15T06:27:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Crimson CrimeJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isl6&page=9?Crimson-Crime#4262008-12-14T20:53:15Z2008-12-14T20:53:15Z<p>It's shiny and it's mine.</p>It's shiny and it's mine.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-14T20:53:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Shisumo's Heroes of Rokugan discussionShosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2md?Shisumos-Heroes-of-Rokugan-discussion#462009-12-20T03:06:30Z2008-12-14T15:10:29Z<p>I think I'm ready.</p>I think I'm ready.Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-14T15:10:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack A, Nape vs. Jackin' Ape, Fight!!!!!!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2y5?Jack-A-Nape-vs-Jackin-Ape-Fight#432008-12-13T19:45:54Z2008-12-13T19:45:40Z<p>Eyes are tastier but souls are shinier.</p>Eyes are tastier but souls are shinier.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T19:45:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack A, Nape vs. Jackin' Ape, Fight!!!!!!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2y5?Jack-A-Nape-vs-Jackin-Ape-Fight#412008-12-13T19:32:28Z2008-12-13T19:32:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Apostle of Gygax wrote:</div><blockquote> Well in that case...<i> coup de grace's Jack A. Nape with a pitch black scimitar.</i> </blockquote><p>There wasn't any crows avalible to take his soul to the afterlife, so i'm taking it.
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It's mine, mine ,mine...MINE, mine....</p>Apostle of Gygax wrote:Well in that case... coup de grace's Jack A. Nape with a pitch black scimitar.
There wasn't any crows avalible to take his soul to the afterlife, so i'm taking it.
It's mine, mine ,mine...MINE, mine....Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T19:32:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack A, Nape vs. Jackin' Ape, Fight!!!!!!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2y5?Jack-A-Nape-vs-Jackin-Ape-Fight#342008-12-13T17:19:57Z2008-12-13T17:19:57Z<p>fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight...begins the wave...fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.....</p>fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight...begins the wave...fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.....Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T17:19:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=8?untitled-II#3632009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-13T17:13:32Z<p>Fresh meat, ayup, mine,mine,mine...</p>Fresh meat, ayup, mine,mine,mine...Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T17:13:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack A, Nape vs. Jackin' Ape, Fight!!!!!!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2y5?Jack-A-Nape-vs-Jackin-Ape-Fight#222008-12-13T16:55:36Z2008-12-13T16:55:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Masked Titan wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> Uh-oh...do you guys realize how much those apes look like— </blockquote>They kinda look like seagulls ;p </blockquote><p>I am not an ape, I drop poop not fling it.
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•poop•</p>The Masked Titan wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote: Uh-oh...do you guys realize how much those apes look like--
They kinda look like seagulls ;p I am not an ape, I drop poop not fling it.
*poop*Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T16:55:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack A, Nape vs. Jackin' Ape, Fight!!!!!!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2y5?Jack-A-Nape-vs-Jackin-Ape-Fight#82008-12-13T16:11:45Z2008-12-13T16:11:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Masked Rogue wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Johnathan Livingston wrote:</div><blockquote><p> My moneys on the ape, nothing can beat a loose intestinal tract and a strong throwing arm.
</p>
I've got dibs on the pocket picking this time so back off rouge. </blockquote>Oh, Jonathan, we both know the only reason I come to these things is to run illegal gambling rings. So, place your bets! Place your bets right here! </blockquote><p>•Picks Frat Jacks pocket and flies back to his perch.•
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25 rusty gears, 2 bottle openers and a shiny pebble on the Ape.</p>The Masked Rogue wrote:Johnathan Livingston wrote:My moneys on the ape, nothing can beat a loose intestinal tract and a strong throwing arm.
I've got dibs on the pocket picking this time so back off rouge.
Oh, Jonathan, we both know the only reason I come to these things is to run illegal gambling rings. So, place your bets! Place your bets right here! *Picks Frat Jacks pocket and flies back to his perch.*
25 rusty gears, 2 bottle openers and a shiny pebble on the Ape.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T16:11:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=4?4E-Evil#1532008-12-13T16:00:36Z2008-12-13T16:00:36Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I think Joey's out on winter vacation</span></p>I think Joey's out on winter vacationGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T16:00:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=8?untitled-II#3612009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-13T15:58:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Big Mammy Grillz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> You guys is gonna pay for eatin' mah cuz. </blockquote><p><i>Points at the scaly critter</i>
<p>FROGGY! There goes dessert!</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Mine, mine,mine...ayup...Mine, mine....Big Mammy Grillz wrote:Kobold Cleaver wrote: You guys is gonna pay for eatin' mah cuz.
Points at the scaly critter FROGGY! There goes dessert!
Mine, mine,mine...ayup...Mine, mine....Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T15:58:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Jack A, Nape vs. Jackin' Ape, Fight!!!!!!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2y5?Jack-A-Nape-vs-Jackin-Ape-Fight#32008-12-13T15:36:44Z2008-12-13T15:33:56Z<p>My moneys on the ape, nothing can beat a loose intestinal tract and a strong throwing arm.
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I've got dibs on the pocket picking this time so back off rouge.</p>My moneys on the ape, nothing can beat a loose intestinal tract and a strong throwing arm.
I've got dibs on the pocket picking this time so back off rouge.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T15:33:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Unofficial Paizo Comic Strip!Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j0pe&page=6?The-Unofficial-Paizo-Comic-Strip#2662009-09-08T02:52:07Z2008-12-13T13:53:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Evil Monkey wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>drops handfull of fecal matter and walks away whistling.</i> </blockquote><p>•picks through the fecal matter looking for bugs•
<p>Mine, mine,mine...Mine, mine....</p>Evil Monkey wrote:drops handfull of fecal matter and walks away whistling.
*picks through the fecal matter looking for bugs* Mine, mine,mine...Mine, mine....Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T13:53:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=8?untitled-II#3592009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-13T07:14:19Z<p>I'm Kue Kue for Kewbald.</p>I'm Kue Kue for Kewbald.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-13T07:14:19ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Shisumo's Heroes of Rokugan discussionShosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2md?Shisumos-Heroes-of-Rokugan-discussion#202009-12-20T03:06:30Z2008-12-12T20:31:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">DM Shisumo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Shosuro Tamu wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I picked a Shosuro Yojimbo. </p>
<p>I figured every group needs someone sneaky. </blockquote><p>Quite so!
<p>Tamu (spoilered because it's not relevant to anyone else, not that it's a secret somehow):
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•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>I think I'll go with your suggestion, it fits my character concept better.DM Shisumo wrote:Shosuro Tamu wrote:I picked a Shosuro Yojimbo.
I figured every group needs someone sneaky.
Quite so! Tamu (spoilered because it's not relevant to anyone else, not that it's a secret somehow):
** spoiler omitted ** I think I'll go with your suggestion, it fits my character concept better.Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-12T20:31:16ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: Shisumo's Heroes of Rokugan discussionShosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j2md?Shisumos-Heroes-of-Rokugan-discussion#142009-12-20T03:06:30Z2008-12-12T07:10:37Z<p>I picked a Shosuro Yojimbo. </p>
<p>I figured every group needs someone sneaky.</p>I picked a Shosuro Yojimbo.
I figured every group needs someone sneaky.Shosuro Tamu (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-12T07:10:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=8?untitled-II#3542009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-12T06:08:43Z<p>•picks at the kewbald bits the others have droped.•</p>
<p>Mine, mine ,mine...Mine...</p>*picks at the kewbald bits the others have droped.*
Mine, mine ,mine...Mine...Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-12T06:08:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: They Put Up A Good Fight...Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j263?They-Put-Up-A-Good-Fight#22012-11-15T20:40:58Z2008-12-08T03:01:08Z<p>Oh the avainity of it all.
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Those dam dirty gnomes will all pay for every feather ruffled, revenge shall be ours.</p>Oh the avainity of it all.
Those dam dirty gnomes will all pay for every feather ruffled, revenge shall be ours.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-08T03:01:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Pigeon DungeonJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j1zx?The-Pigeon-Dungeon#202008-12-06T21:23:49Z2008-12-06T21:23:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Johnathan Livingston wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote:</div><blockquote> Can I be a guard here? I like to guard and I work for fingers. Prisoner's fingers. </blockquote>No. We only trust Pigeons to do the job. </blockquote>What if I wear a pigeon costume? </blockquote>Don't ever take a bath and stick a feather duster up your 'howza' and nobody will be able to tell the difference. </blockquote><p>•Grabs seagull by the tail•
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And if you wanna dress up like a seagull, just don't use the toilet and act like your Wisdom score is negative. Did you notice where you are? Into the dungeon with you!
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•Tosses into cell taht resembles a cage• </blockquote><p>•Uses own poop as a lubracant and squeezes through the bars.•
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Freedom...somehow it smells like poo.</p>The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:Johnathan Livingston wrote: Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote: The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote: Can I be a guard here? I like to guard and I work for fingers. Prisoner's fingers.
No. We only trust Pigeons to do the job. What if I wear a pigeon costume? Don't ever take a bath and stick a feather duster up your 'howza' and nobody will be able to tell the difference. *Grabs seagull by the tail*
And if you wanna dress up like a...Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-06T21:23:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Pigeon DungeonJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j1zx?The-Pigeon-Dungeon#112008-12-06T21:09:15Z2008-12-06T21:09:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote:</div><blockquote> Can I be a guard here? I like to guard and I work for fingers. Prisoner's fingers. </blockquote>No. We only trust Pigeons to do the job. </blockquote>What if I wear a pigeon costume? </blockquote><p>Don't ever take a bath and stick a feather duster up your 'howza' and nobody will be able to tell the difference.Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote:The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote: Mommy, what's a gagortion? wrote: Can I be a guard here? I like to guard and I work for fingers. Prisoner's fingers.
No. We only trust Pigeons to do the job. What if I wear a pigeon costume? Don't ever take a bath and stick a feather duster up your 'howza' and nobody will be able to tell the difference.Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-06T21:09:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Pigeon DungeonJohnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j1zx?The-Pigeon-Dungeon#92008-12-06T21:06:56Z2008-12-06T21:06:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thieving Wasp wrote:</div><blockquote> I didn't do nothing! Honest! </blockquote><p>Yummy, snack food. Come here little wasp...nomnomnomnom.
</p>
•flies after the wasp•</p>Thieving Wasp wrote:I didn't do nothing! Honest!
Yummy, snack food. Come here little wasp...nomnomnomnom.
*flies after the wasp*Johnathan Livingston (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-06T21:06:56ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=4?4E-Evil#1512008-12-06T20:19:18Z2008-12-06T20:19:18Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Bump</span></p>BumpGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-06T20:19:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IIDon Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=7?untitled-II#3172009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-12-06T19:46:34Z<p>•In a cottonball muffled voice•
<br />
That can be arranged but someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.</p>*In a cottonball muffled voice*
That can be arranged but someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.Don Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-06T19:46:34ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1472008-12-02T05:41:39Z2008-12-02T05:41:10Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm going to have to change my avatar name to "Graz is a male." ]<i>sigh</i></span></p>
<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1833517/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">initiative</a>=22</p>I'm going to have to change my avatar name to "Graz is a male." ]sigh
initiative=22Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-02T05:41:10ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1442008-12-01T18:05:51Z2008-12-01T18:03:27Z<p>Leave us to do as we will and you won't die.
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•Graz steps forward drawing twin longswords.•</p>Leave us to do as we will and you won't die.
*Graz steps forward drawing twin longswords.*Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-12-01T18:03:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IINPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=6?untitled-II#2552009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-11-30T11:31:52Z<p>The Boid is the woid, see ya at Christmas.
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>•The remains of the Boid disappear in a puff of smoke.•</span></p>The Boid is the woid, see ya at Christmas.
*The remains of the Boid disappear in a puff of smoke.*NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-30T11:31:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The RebellionHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j11y?The-Rebellion#52009-01-21T23:13:59Z2008-11-30T08:10:24Z<p>Why not just leave him on the planet when I blow it apart.</p>Why not just leave him on the planet when I blow it apart.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-30T08:10:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The RebellionHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j11y?The-Rebellion#32009-01-21T23:13:59Z2008-11-30T01:34:45Z<p>Your pathetic rebellion is no match for a Death Star.</p>Your pathetic rebellion is no match for a Death Star.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-30T01:34:45ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1402008-11-28T02:02:16Z2008-11-28T02:00:21Z<p><a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/search/331461" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">rolls</a>
<br />
Stealth=16
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perception=19</p>rolls
Stealth=16
perception=19Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-28T02:00:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: untitled, IINPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j9n2&page=5?untitled-II#2432009-02-04T21:29:36Z2008-11-27T23:20:54Z<p>The Bird has arrived. Begin the feast you cannibals.</p>
<p>Happy Thanks giving to all.</p>The Bird has arrived. Begin the feast you cannibals.
Happy Thanks giving to all.NPC Crisno (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-27T23:20:54ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1362008-11-24T21:30:45Z2008-11-24T21:30:14Z<p>•Snickering at the guard he just killed, he turns to follow Grahsvein•
<br />
"Coming"</p>*Snickering at the guard he just killed, he turns to follow Grahsvein*
"Coming"Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-24T21:30:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The "I Wish I Used This Alias More" ThreadHwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2izjd?The-I-Wish-I-Used-This-Alias-More-Thread#402008-11-21T03:47:01Z2008-11-21T03:47:00Z<p>I'm not a wussy, I'm not. I'm gonna blow up a planet that can't fight back to prove that I'm not a wussy.</p>I'm not a wussy, I'm not. I'm gonna blow up a planet that can't fight back to prove that I'm not a wussy.Hwe-Ko (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-21T03:47:00ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1302008-11-21T00:56:18Z2008-11-21T00:51:55Z<p>I mark him with my hunters quarry and use my twin strike
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1819374/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> (1d20+6=26, 1d20+6=17</a>
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First attack was a natural 20 doing max damage
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<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/1819384/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> (1d8=2, 1d10=5]</a> </p>
<p>Damage First hit = 14(max damage) +2 from hunters quarry =16
<br />
Second hit = 9</p>I mark him with my hunters quarry and use my twin strike
(1d20+6=26, 1d20+6=17
First attack was a natural 20 doing max damage
(1d8=2, 1d10=5]
Damage First hit = 14(max damage) +2 from hunters quarry =16
Second hit = 9Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-21T00:51:55ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1272008-11-20T06:41:28Z2008-11-20T06:41:27Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Sorry for not posting sooner, I was away but just got back from vacation so I will be more attentive to the game.</span></p>
<p>Prizners free, town on fire, can we kill humons now?</p>
<p>•looks around for the nearest elf , human or guard and then shoots them.•</p>Sorry for not posting sooner, I was away but just got back from vacation so I will be more attentive to the game.
Prizners free, town on fire, can we kill humons now?
*looks around for the nearest elf , human or guard and then shoots them.*Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-20T06:41:27ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1162008-11-09T16:50:01Z2008-11-09T16:49:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Elaugolg Kenafin wrote:</div><blockquote><p> "Well, there goes that plan. Well, if we won't be able to wait until morning, we might as well finish this town off tonight. It's not like we'll be able to get back into the town, after Slave tells everyone how we got in. How did Slave get away, anyway?"</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>So, any objections to letting out the prisoners, raiding the blacksmith, maybe attacking the mayor's house, then getting the heck out of here?</span> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>good plan lets's go with it.</span>Elaugolg Kenafin wrote:"Well, there goes that plan. Well, if we won't be able to wait until morning, we might as well finish this town off tonight. It's not like we'll be able to get back into the town, after Slave tells everyone how we got in. How did Slave get away, anyway?"
So, any objections to letting out the prisoners, raiding the blacksmith, maybe attacking the mayor's house, then getting the heck out of here?
good plan lets's go with it.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-09T16:49:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=10?Frog-Pond#4582010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-11-07T23:08:31Z<p>Is there some genetic relation between frogs and dragons that I don't know of/</p>Is there some genetic relation between frogs and dragons that I don't know of/Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-07T23:08:31ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1092008-11-07T07:21:56Z2008-11-07T07:21:43Z<p>I pull my foxhead cowl forward to better cover my features and stick to the shadows, looking for all exits out of the bar.</p>
<p>"Dark one have plan now?"</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> should we look for other players?</span></p>I pull my foxhead cowl forward to better cover my features and stick to the shadows, looking for all exits out of the bar.
"Dark one have plan now?"
should we look for other players?Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-07T07:21:43ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=3?4E-Evil#1042008-11-06T01:46:21Z2008-11-06T01:46:21Z<p>Petulantly "But I don't wanna wait....ok if I gotta".</p>Petulantly "But I don't wanna wait....ok if I gotta".Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-06T01:46:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=17?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#8482010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-11-05T06:37:40Z<p>Must have been a hard day, have a asimiLATTE..
<br />
Don't forget to tip your barista.</p>Must have been a hard day, have a asimiLATTE..
Don't forget to tip your barista.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-05T06:37:40ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#992008-11-05T00:56:47Z2008-11-05T00:56:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rumblefish wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <a href="http://s465.photobucket.com/albums/rr20/JoeyPictures_2008/Pictures/?action=view&current=halflingmap.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Alright, here's your new map</a></p>
<p>Graz sees nobody to snipe, as it is dark, and everyone is sleeping. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Graz has low light vision</span>Rumblefish wrote: Alright, here's your new map
Graz sees nobody to snipe, as it is dark, and everyone is sleeping.
Graz has low light visionGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-05T00:56:47ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#982008-11-05T00:52:17Z2008-11-05T00:49:43Z<p>"I sets the cart on fire too and send down the street". snickering under his breath "fire, fire burning bright, mortals screaming in your light, ash and soot shows your might......<span class=tiny>hehehehehe....</span></p>"I sets the cart on fire too and send down the street". snickering under his breath "fire, fire burning bright, mortals screaming in your light, ash and soot shows your might......hehehehehe....Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-05T00:49:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=10?Frog-Pond#4512010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-11-03T18:54:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dragonborn3 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Margarinefrog wrote:</div><blockquote> Where am I boss? </blockquote>And what about me, hmmm? I do not see a half-red dragon froggie... </blockquote>Underneath my shoe perhaps? </blockquote><p>Under my flipper
</p>
The frog who once had me down
<br />
Under my flipper
<br />
The frog who once pushed me around
<br />
etc...</p>Callous Jack wrote:Dragonborn3 wrote: Margarinefrog wrote: Where am I boss?
And what about me, hmmm? I do not see a half-red dragon froggie... Underneath my shoe perhaps? Under my flipper
The frog who once had me down
Under my flipper
The frog who once pushed me around
etc...Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-03T18:54:15ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#922008-11-02T07:04:50Z2008-11-02T07:04:50Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>The town is a rectangle in shape. Inside of the gate immediately to the left; travelers village beyond that is the six monks bar past that is the barracks and then a blacksmith. To the right is the village market then the town well next is the town’s church. At the end of the single path leading from the front gate is the mayors manor.</span> </p>
<p>"let start slaughter at guard shack the rest be easy catch" Notches two arrows and looks for the nearest guard.</p>The town is a rectangle in shape. Inside of the gate immediately to the left; travelers village beyond that is the six monks bar past that is the barracks and then a blacksmith. To the right is the village market then the town well next is the town’s church. At the end of the single path leading from the front gate is the mayors manor.
"let start slaughter at guard shack the rest be easy catch" Notches two arrows and looks for the nearest guard.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-02T07:04:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=17?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#8452010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-11-02T00:17:08Z<p>The "good" rum was assimiuLATTEd before you showed up.
<br />
So was the "good" whiskey, bourbon, scotch, tequila and vodka.
<br />
Next time show up a little earlier and make sure you tip your barista.</p>The "good" rum was assimiuLATTEd before you showed up.
So was the "good" whiskey, bourbon, scotch, tequila and vodka.
Next time show up a little earlier and make sure you tip your barista.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-02T00:17:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dretch PitJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ixal&page=2?Dretch-Pit#762008-11-02T00:07:50Z2008-11-02T00:07:49Z<p>Kilts are men who are too afraid of going tackle out.</p>
<p>•starts swinging tackle• "Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter"</p>Kilts are men who are too afraid of going tackle out.
*starts swinging tackle* "Helicopter, helicopter, helicopter"James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-02T00:07:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=17?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#8432010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-11-01T23:15:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Borg Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote> Commands and statements of a failed drone hold no Relevance </blockquote>Therefore we should ignore him as he has proven to be flawed. </blockquote><p>Your statement is Incorrect
</p>
They must have given you the bad rum
<br />
The collective will dig out pity for that </blockquote><p>Your statment is irrelevant
</p>
They had soom very good rum (redrum is best)
<br />
We pitty your cloistered ways
<br />
You will be assimiuLATTEd
<br />
Tip your barista</p>Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:Borg Jack wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Commands and statements of a failed drone hold no Relevance
Therefore we should ignore him as he has proven to be flawed. Your statement is Incorrect
They must have given you the bad rum
The collective will dig out pity for that Your statment is irrelevant
They had soom very good rum (redrum is best)
We pitty your cloistered ways
You will be assimiuLATTEd
Tip your baristaJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-01T23:15:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=17?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#8412010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-11-01T18:18:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Male/female terminology is Irrelevant
</p>
</blockquote><p>This is a man's world, this is a man's world
</p>
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl</p>
<p>You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
<br />
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
<br />
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
<br />
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark</p>
<p>This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
<br />
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl</p>
<p>Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
<br />
Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys
<br />
And after man has made everything, everything he can
<br />
You know that man makes money to buy from other man</p>
<p>This is a man's world
<br />
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl</p>
<p>He's lost in the wilderness
<br />
He's lost in bitterness
<br />
(James Brown) </p>
<p>If the godfather of soul says it, it must be true.</p>Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:Male/female terminology is Irrelevant
This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girlYou see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark
This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
Man...James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-01T18:18:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The great Smurf experimentDon Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hpxr&page=35?The-great-Smurf-experiment#17462010-07-03T21:44:21Z2008-11-01T02:01:27Z<p>Give me your smurfing candy.</p>Give me your smurfing candy.Don Don da Don of Dons (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-01T02:01:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=17?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#8352010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-11-01T01:58:08Z<p>Relevance is irrelevant.
<br />
You wil be assimiLATTEd.
<br />
Tip your barista.</p>Relevance is irrelevant.
You wil be assimiLATTEd.
Tip your barista.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-11-01T01:58:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=9?Frog-Pond#4432010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-29T21:30:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> More of 269
</p>
Your advanced cloning technology will benefit the collective
<br />
You shall adapt to serve us
<br />
Resistance Is Futile </blockquote><p>Funny, I don't feel assimilated, maybe because Starbucks assimiLATTEs me every morning.Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:More of 269
Your advanced cloning technology will benefit the collective
You shall adapt to serve us
Resistance Is Futile
Funny, I don't feel assimilated, maybe because Starbucks assimiLATTEs me every morning.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-29T21:30:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=9?Frog-Pond#4412010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-28T22:26:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frog President wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>HEY! NOBODY BUT FROGS PEE WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T!</i> </blockquote><p>Sorry wrong alias.Frog President wrote:HEY! NOBODY BUT FROGS PEE WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T!
Sorry wrong alias.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-28T22:26:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#852008-10-28T18:24:04Z2008-10-28T18:24:03Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Wispering</span> <span class=tiny>halflings mark secret way in at back of town, but just inside of front gate to the left iz sleeping people we go there first to start killing, yes.</span></p>Wispering halflings mark secret way in at back of town, but just inside of front gate to the left iz sleeping people we go there first to start killing, yes.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-28T18:24:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=9?Frog-Pond#4292010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-27T20:38:39Z<p>•pees in the pond just to add insult to injury•</p>*pees in the pond just to add insult to injury*James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-27T20:38:39ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#812008-10-25T15:15:04Z2008-10-25T15:13:58Z<p>Preps bow and gets ready to spring up to attack.
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<span class=messageboard-ooc>Wispering</span>"Wiz-wyrm tell uz wherz andz whenz to attack".</p>Preps bow and gets ready to spring up to attack.
Wispering"Wiz-wyrm tell uz wherz andz whenz to attack".Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-25T15:13:58ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#772008-10-22T04:56:57Z2008-10-22T04:55:21Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>what happens when we get to town. Also what is the tactical set up at the town. Are we Do we surprise them or are we ambushed?</span></p>what happens when we get to town. Also what is the tactical set up at the town. Are we Do we surprise them or are we ambushed?Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-22T04:55:21ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#742008-10-20T19:21:23Z2008-10-20T19:21:23Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>we should be able to get 4 mediums and a small into one cart</span>
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Hurry blood and flame call for us.</p>we should be able to get 4 mediums and a small into one cart
Hurry blood and flame call for us.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-20T19:21:23ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post: 4E EvilGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqu&page=2?4E-Evil#682008-10-19T06:00:29Z2008-10-19T06:00:29Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Graz gets in the cart also</span></p>Graz gets in the cart alsoGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-19T06:00:29ZRe: Forums: Play-by-Post Discussion: 4E Evil OOCGraz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuqp?4E-Evil-OOC#202009-01-29T16:04:11Z2008-10-18T19:53:18Z<p>I say we either force the guards to take us into town or we kill them prop them up on the cart bench and drive ourselves into town from the back of the cart. Whatever we do we need to do to quickly so we can beat the halflings back to town.</p>I say we either force the guards to take us into town or we kill them prop them up on the cart bench and drive ourselves into town from the back of the cart. Whatever we do we need to do to quickly so we can beat the halflings back to town.Graz and Boe (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-18T19:53:18ZRe: Forums: 3.5/d20/OGL: untitledJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2gzrv&page=134?untitled#66932008-10-15T17:07:08Z2008-10-15T17:07:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Robey wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Why does this thread give me mental images of a bunch of old guys in plaid shirts and overalls sitting around the porch of a general store on a summer day?</p>
<p>-The Gneech </blockquote><p>Got a pretty tail there boy....purr for me like a kitty.John Robey wrote:Why does this thread give me mental images of a bunch of old guys in plaid shirts and overalls sitting around the porch of a general store on a summer day?
-The Gneech
Got a pretty tail there boy....purr for me like a kitty.James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-15T17:07:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard AddictJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irfy&page=9?Signs-Youre-A-Paizo-Messageboard-Addict#4092010-01-05T19:51:00Z2008-10-10T23:56:12Z<p>•Cut for Commercial:•</p>
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*Back to standard program...*James O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-10T23:56:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=4?Frog-Pond#1772010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-10T18:37:19Z<p>I have got to get me some of those Battle Frogs for my nephews For christmas. (gotta chatch em all, ribbit)</p>I have got to get me some of those Battle Frogs for my nephews For christmas. (gotta chatch em all, ribbit)Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-10T18:37:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=12?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#5942010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-10-09T18:02:29Z<p>Cuban cigars are not irrelevant. They’re imported.</p>Cuban cigars are not irrelevant. They’re imported.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-09T18:02:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=12?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#5802010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-10-09T04:48:54Z<p>Your sounding a bit uptight, why don't oil up those gears and relax a bit. </p>
<p>•Bartender a drink for this fellow. Make it something soft so he can assililate it•.</p>Your sounding a bit uptight, why don't oil up those gears and relax a bit.
*Bartender a drink for this fellow. Make it something soft so he can assililate it*.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-09T04:48:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=12?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#5782010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-10-09T03:01:33Z<p>They fierced in Rome once. Nearly tore down the whole stadium. but that was way back when Ferdamatix was running.</p>They fierced in Rome once. Nearly tore down the whole stadium. but that was way back when Ferdamatix was running.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-09T03:01:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=12?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#5762010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-10-09T02:44:09Z<p>Flew in from Cabo just to see the running of the assimilated. I heard the Matix's, automatix, unimatix snd domomatix, where going to be fearce in this years run.</p>Flew in from Cabo just to see the running of the assimilated. I heard the Matix's, automatix, unimatix snd domomatix, where going to be fearce in this years run.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-09T02:44:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=12?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#5742010-07-19T10:51:39Z2008-10-09T02:30:14Z<p>One MacAllan 16yr, one Talisker Cadenhead , one Chimay white label.</p>
<p>•slides the bartender a grand•.</p>One MacAllan 16yr, one Talisker Cadenhead , one Chimay white label.
*slides the bartender a grand*.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-09T02:30:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=4?Frog-Pond#1682010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-08T20:49:57Z<p>You forgot the robotic lily pad cleaner.</p>You forgot the robotic lily pad cleaner.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-08T20:49:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=4?Frog-Pond#1652010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-08T20:31:36Z<p>Wet, dank and infested by mosquitos.</p>Wet, dank and infested by mosquitos.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-08T20:31:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=4?Frog-Pond#1632010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-08T19:41:22Z<p>Frogs with artilery, better than Goblins with artilery.</p>
<p>"Can I get my howitzer cannon gold plated"?</p>Frogs with artilery, better than Goblins with artilery.
"Can I get my howitzer cannon gold plated"?Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-08T19:41:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=3?Frog-Pond#1462010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-07T03:12:23Z<p>•Pulls out and waves around a huge roll of hundreds•
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Concierge Flys for all and double for the lovely toadettes.</p>*Pulls out and waves around a huge roll of hundreds*
Concierge Flys for all and double for the lovely toadettes.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-07T03:12:23ZRe: Forums: Customer Service: ignore this threadJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iuph&page=2?ignore-this-thread#852008-10-05T16:01:38Z2008-10-05T16:01:38Z<p>There is a thread and I am its topic. Discuss me and post snarky comments for the amusement of others. This Thread must be recognized.</p>
<p>The real Paul Hogan has approved this message</p>There is a thread and I am its topic. Discuss me and post snarky comments for the amusement of others. This Thread must be recognized.
The real Paul Hogan has approved this messageJames O'Neil (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-05T16:01:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondFrog-Man (alias of Ubermench)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=3?Frog-Pond#1402010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-10-05T02:56:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frog Cultist wrote:</div><blockquote> Oy! Das good likkle song. You havta make a froggy alias! An I make you an 'onerary membew </blockquote><p>Someone said there’d be hors d'oeuvres and champagne here and all I find is psychoactive toads, how dreadful.
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As long as I’m here pass me a toad won’t you. That’s a good chap.</p>Frog Cultist wrote:Oy! Das good likkle song. You havta make a froggy alias! An I make you an 'onerary membew
Someone said there’d be hors d'oeuvres and champagne here and all I find is psychoactive toads, how dreadful.
As long as I’m here pass me a toad won’t you. That’s a good chap.Frog-Man (alias of Ubermench)2008-10-05T02:56:07Z