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RL e-mail is dingojojojo*@*yahoo*.com* (remove asterisks)

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Of course, ebil spam gets blocked, as forewarning.

Quotable Quotes and designated phrases:

Critterbeastie (Anything not a player character nor an insiginificant vaguely humanoid foe. The latter are interchangably termed mooks, mini-onions, red shirts, polish trap detectors, etc etc etc.)
Critterkibble (Characters that have been masticated by hungry monsters. Also often the end result of mini-onions of player characters.)

Diet Roleplaying (Specifically relevant on a personal basis as regards most D&D campaigns, with what RP there is roughly 90% consisting of talking smack, one-liners and quotable quotes. This is often in conjunction with not coming up with a character name particularly soon.)

Suntudye name tag (Worn or designated as being worn. When enunciated aloud = 'soon to die', explaining the appelation. Commonly associated with the less than acceptable elements of a character.)

SPFR : self-propelled field ration. (Designating characters and/or critterbeasties that are edible.)

SPPC : self-propelled paycheck. (Designating nominally inedible characters and rarely critterbeasties that have a hefty pile of salable schwag which will become available at the moment of permadeath.)

Lenny: A homebrewed version of orc, with far, far lower than orcish INT and WIS, prone to henchman-like carrying of massive piles of schwag for a pittance in wages. Often used to act in the role of polish trap detector as well as a particularly efficacious method of transporting cursed items back to town to pawn off on some unsuspecting nobleman NPCs with more fashion sense than brains. Portrayed along the lines of Lenny from Of Mice & Men.

Updated ability scores for aging past Middle Age category ...