Tuna Fish Slaad's page

A little chaos never hurt...

Brewhaha....

...and I brought towels.

Tries to express the chemical equation in written format for H-2-O but fails

Magazine!

ZAMBONI! {scoots slowly across the floor}

Throws Potatoes under the Zamboni just to see what happens

Beware the Potato...it can see everything...right into your very soul.

Eeeeeeeeeeee!

:::eggs any potato from Iowa or Idaho:::

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Xabulba wrote:

Llamas!

You sir, are predictable. I ask that you go somewhere that is not here with that predictableness.

Samall?

No, pork chops.

Spear guns.

Can't Live without Chaos. I Just Can't

Aligator Handbag!

Get yer Alligator Handbags right here.

Lowest price this side of the Abyss

Get yer Aligator Handbags!

Guaranteed theft proof!

YIKES! Or was that SEKIY!

Why are you all forgetting Front and Back?

I never forget the front and back, but my left and right sides are entirely different matters.

Eggs Darth Tyler Do'urden

Going down to Florida to egg Burt Reynolds. Who's with me?

Florida?! I'm already in the water.

Swims in Mr. Fishy's Fishbowl

Haven't done this one in a while...,

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

*pops into thread and pulls out DJ turntable*

Every Slaadi, get down and party!

*plays music*

Ugh. I never cared much for the Bee Gees.

Really. Play "stayin' alive" while someone gets egged. The screams make the rhythm and vocals sound more chaotic.

Fellow Slaads and other beings of Limba, er Limbo.

Have a Slaadi New Year in 2011 and "egg" one, if not all.

Oh. I thought we were stopping at 2.

Our fellow Proteans made the pages of Pathfinder Bestiary 2, so I thought it was wise to honor them and the chaos they will bring to the RPG tables, not to mention the eggings in the days to come.

"...."

We were supposed to stop at two? Oops, my bad.

Sulks off and gnaws on a piney Christmas tree.

....and a pathfinder bestiary....

Any good "eggings" over the Thanksgiving holiday?

You know, it's that time of the year for "egg" nog.

How was the choas?

Time for me to "put on" my Halloween costume.

"Endo-Egg-amorphosis ON!"

Rapidly changes shape and then unzips himself.

"Hello, my name's Nancy Pelosi and I need your vote on November Second."

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Tossed Slaad wrote:

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*eggs newcomer*

Joy!

Thank you for the eggs Misc Tossed Slaad! - BIFTech Engineers will carefully assigned them to worthy Citizens for gestation.

Kindly accept this bonus whimpering warm-blooded humanoid entity, courtesy of our Glorious Nation's Joy Factories.

*shakes fist*

Being a fascist, even a benign fascist does not favor with the amphibians of chaos. There is no joy unless it is the joy created by our chaotic nature. Fellow Slaads, I sense a plot to destroy the Slaad Thread. This must NOT come to be.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Popcorn, Twenty-1, Axel Grease!

*puts on fake mustache*

Thatsa Spicy Slaad!

Who is this guy pretending to be me???!!!!

Well, he has Mirror Universe facial hair, so he must be your long-lost LAWFUL twin!!!!

You said the L-Word! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Thrashes tentacles chaotically

Don't tell me what to do.

NOT ENOUGH CHAOS! NOT ENOUGH CHAOS! NARF!

Don't tell me what to do.

It's just for Fridays. Any Friday, any Friday out of order, that is.

It's Friday Night! Go Out And Do Something Chaotic! GO TEAM CHAOS!

NARF!

Lumps are fun.

Where? In the throat, on the groin, on the spine, or in the gravy sauce.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

I'm considering starting a new thread called "Ask a Slaad" and instead of actually answering questions we just egg people and perhaps dance the forbidden dance.

I'm for it. That an egging. It was so nice I had it done twice. whatdya say Tuna Fish?

Ditto, Spicy nacho. Uh, I've done the circle in a square dance. Does that count? Uh, anyone else?

"Anywho, dese two fishes and a monkey wrench walk into a bars and says...."

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*

Here, give it a try.

Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.

Lemme try again.

*smacks head again, drips fluid onto cracker*

How is that, and why am I holding two of them now?

I can hold four if you need any help.

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

*smacks back of head, leaks reddish fluid from nose onto cracker*

Here, give it a try.

Mmmmmm! But this isn't french dressing. It's peanut better.

I once picked my nose until it bled. At least, I thought it was blood. Turns out that my brain is full of french dressing.

I want to sample your brain.

casts confusion spell on himself

You shouldn't do that. Repeated use tends will lead to law. And youno what happen to lawful Slaadi, don't you.

*Tickles Tuna Fish Slaad*

You can't have tuna that isn't tickled pink, you know it's bad otherwise.

I'm pink around the gills. Does that count?

Glides sideways into the thread on a slip-n-slide and crashes loudly into a wall, he untangles his tentacles.

SAFE!!!

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Hey, look what I found! A fish bowl from the Mr. Fishy Thread. Anyone hungry?

Is there anything in there that we can egg?

:::Peers into the fish bowl:::

I don't know I wanna put an egg in it and watch what happens. I hope its chaotic.

Hey, look what I found! A fish bowl from the Mr. Fishy Thread. Anyone hungry?

:::Drops a tendril in the fish bowel:::

Wonder what I can eat out of here...

squirts Tuna Fish Slaad with a water gun

Do that again!

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco Treat. *ding* *ding*

That sounds delicious.

Swims onto the thread and beaches himself wearing a t-shirt saying Sea World, with a pastrami sandwich in one tentacle, one jumbo size chicken wrap in the other, 44 bottle of Olde English one and a quart of Jaegermiester in the other.

I'm for egging San Francisco myself, but you never know how those liberals will react to a good egging.

:::twirls tentacles around:::

That's if I can get there.

Can someone move back in the water please, I'm stuck.

Macaroni Slaad wrote:

Tuna Fish Slaad wrote:

Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.

Constantinople

Istanbul?

So what's you're sayin' is there's crude oil in Turkey, but not on the table at Thansgivin', are I correct. Or do I go look for turkeys in In-stant-Bull or Can't-Stand-a-Pimple, after I get back from the Gulf?

Dammit! BP just capped the flow of oil in the Gulf of Mexico. The good times are over. Have a suggestion anywhere else in the world I can go to incite chaos and egg humanity, without apples or Zucchini of course.

Anyone up for eggings this year? Red, white and blue eggings on the Fourth of July. If so where will it happen? I'll be at the docks.

Two slaadi walk into a bar. The third one implants a duck with eggs.

Welcome to the group Mac. Implanting eggs in a duck. Chaotic and backwards. I like it.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

I am proud of that one. You have no idea how much work it has been, to make sure none of those "solutions" they keep coming up with work, yeeesssss!

The Rumor Mill on the homeplane says Tony Hayward has been "egged". Care to confirm this little tidbit?

:::Comes into the Thread draped in crude oil:::

I like BP. Swimming in the Gulf is great this time of year. The despair, a gushing oil rig, impotent politicians, and all the dead marine life.

Do you have access to Lords of Madness (WotC's 3.5 aberration book)? It has a whole chapter devoted to aboleth goodness ... er, evil.

The rules for the Aboleth Savant prestige class (for abloleths only, naturally) are on page 21 of Lords of Madness. On page 24 there is a sidebar on psionic aboleths and how to adapt the arcane spellcasting Aboleth Savant into a psionics-using class instead.

Ah, I forgot about the Lords of Madness. I'll need to check that one out again.

Is it possible to modify the psionic abilities of an aboleth, like save ECL can be used to modify the abilities and potential class skills of an illithid if the illithid were used as a player or even non-player character? I have an idea for two psionic aboleths I want to use as villains.