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My doctor prescribed contracts for me once, but they itched like crazy when I wore them. And then they gave me pink eye(s). You’re supposed to take them as a suppository.
You really think slaadi can be bound by contracts?
I prefer an audience.
Veni, vidi, oh my god what is hatching out of my abdomen?! Good times.
I know, right? It’s my favorite source of fap-spiration.
Quantum funnel cake is delicious. That’s what she said!
Veggies are always better with eggs. *waves his proboscis suggestively*
*sheds single tear*
I’ve been using mine as an acupuncturist. Only he doesn’t work on me. He works on the Primes in my basement. And instead of needles, he uses swords.
I just wanted to celebrate the fact that our version of the 12 Days of Christmas had 11 Days and an indeterminate number of slaadlings. This is the best thread ever.
Now egg him!
Like an award-winning scarecrow.It's not, its just out standing in it.I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field! ... If that scarecrow had sores on its genitals.
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn. I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example. Don’t mind if I do!
8 jiggling egg sacs
*eggs the potato* No, but give it time.
And I rounded off Paula Cole. Start with angle grinder, use a high-grade file for fine work, then finish off with emery paper. A lot of effort, but worth it, I think. I tried that once. My subject started leaking fluids.
Well, it's nice to know that waddling around with a magnet attached to your arse is now legal, and even approved of. You ain't kiddin'. Now to get my arrest records expunged...
Does your DJ equipment include a feral cat on a turntable? It should.
** spoiler omitted ** I love the Internet.
If a slaad ate a genie's lamp and the genie went back in the lamp, could you summon the genie by rubbing the slaad's belly? Would that simulate childbirth? Asking for a friend.
That's what she said.
This is the best thread ever.
That is pretty extreme. Even I have my limits.
Less chitchat. More eggings.
In Limbo, when we make a typo, we roll with it. Wood shippers it is!
No harvester is complete until it has a built-in wood shipper for disposing of bodies.
What's a family? Did you all emerge from the same host?
Rusty feels like a cross between magenta and Bonnie Tyler's singing voice.
And then little early birdy
Wrapped up like a douche...
Naturally, the truth lies where all four of those intersect.
I only read beauty tips.
The laws of physics ruin everybody's fun. Down with laws!
Why don't you all stop octopusing about. I like bird puns.
That was a weird dream. I thought I was a bird or something. I thought you smelled fowl...
*consults tome of slaadi legal code* Tis true. Besmirching the good name and great taste of Cheese Its is a crime punishable by marination. Hey, did you guys know we had a legal code?
That's what she said!
I don't know what any of that means. In the meantime, I have been domesticating mollusks.
♫I've been living on a dreeeeeam
Shut up, Tiger Woods.
Who gets to egg Batman first?
The girls are always trying to feather my anaconda. Chakawwwww!
Is that today? I almost forgot. I would have been beside myself if I had missed it again this year.
Playing 5e at the moment. We're fighting Slaad! *sniffles*
Hey, Nurn told me there was a party in this thread.
I feel like we are talking about two different things. And neither of them is cured meat. Something is wrong.
Poor little slaadlings. Let me give you some Tabasco.
Nothing compares to the joy of watching your very own slaadlings devour your entrails from the inside.
Ironic.
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