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I know it works by RAW, but there's no way I'd allow a human adopted by half-orcs to somehow grow orcish tusks, and there's no way I'd ever build a character with that combination either. Adopted needs to be paired with a trait of learned behavior, not innate physical traits. First of all, sir, how dare you. My work in training members of other races to grow four-inch tusks is of undeniable import!
"Itinerant population-reduction experts", perhaps.
The tenth Barbarian? "Uhh, what is pancake." It's what wizards become after being vigorously earth-breaker'd.
Hey, you're kind of cute. Come join us in Averaka! It's an easy trip from there to our gig in the Mammoth Realms. We're getting the band back together! Hmm... could it be that this lovely lady and her compatriots are in need of management for their musical careers? What an intriguing offer. After all, I hear the arbitration in Averaka is second to none, and I'm always eager to secure new character options to peddle across the Inner Sea. Not a halfling, but the Human race has a Wander archetype for the monk, which would fit well with the classic wandering merchant with his wares on his back. A most gracious suggestion! Alas, I am canonically a bard.
You know, now that I think of it, now might be a good time to diversify my portfolio. Natural attacks at bargain price just don't seem to be the in-thing right now, but... two hits of Toughness and two traits, or even feats, all for the low price of a single feat? Why, that's a bargain! Does anyone have any connections in the Realm of the Mammoth Lords I might be able to work with? Profits will be split most fairly; I'm more of a wholesaler and distributor than a con artist.
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