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The Vicious Chicken of Bristol's page

1,414 posts. Alias of Signore di Fortuna.


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Count down all you want, you'll never win.

Oh, that was Sissyl's car. *drives away*

Might makes right. *speeds off in the BMW with the win*

*steals the win, runs Gruumash. over with a BMW and celebrates with eighteen bottles of champagne*

Look at me! I'm Matt Damon!

I'm not psychopathic, I'm just a sociopath.

You can stay on the psychopathic side. This side is for winners.

I'm a winner.

Sorry, Waterhammer, but I must continue to win...for my peoples!

Good job.

Look, if you wanna beef up your scourging game, you gotta ignore him.

Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?

This has been won. Move along.

I shake my feathers at plenty of cats.




And the bank repo'd your house, your wife left you and your kids joined a New Wave band.

And your restaurant is out of business.

Yogurt, a blueberry muffin, scrambled eggs and bacon.

You lose, blue guy.


Shoot him again!

*watches A Mermaid Melody fandub starring Will Ferrell and wins*


I miss you too...but my aim's improving. *fires his laser*

Look out! He's casting his black magic!

Thanks, Doc.

Yes, you did.

You said plenty about cats.

I'm not entirely convinced of that.


I have won.


Then she was off her rocker.

Go make a new alias then.

Sound the alarms!

You either.

I don't.


But less than me, so you lose. didn't last long.

Same to you, buddy.

Boba Fett, is that you?

And that's why y'all are Nazis.

When was the last time we had meaningful discussion?

I haven't read every post, but it's entirely possible. Apparently, that's not significant enough to stop people from trying to win.

Eh, the important ones are here anyway, so: thread closed.

Sure. Everyone go away now.

I think he's lost his marbles.

I respect you as well.

I am off you and off with the win.

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