The Vicious Chicken of Bristol's page

You may resume.

You can hush. I was talking to gran.

You've been quiet.

Here's a revelation: I'm winning now.

Why not use Toto?
'Africa' is a good song
Soundtrack for dating

Oh.

GiTP?

Keep trying. It'll happen someday. Maybe not here though...

Aww...you're welcome.

I know your weakness.

I think she meant you look like you could chew up a tank.

It was a short fight. I won.

This charade would have ended nicely. I was just dusting off my shelf for the win and this had to happen. This...is...war.

Chewbacca Defense
Trumps the Han Solo Gambit
Make that Kessel Run!

Head back to the farm, Charles. You're not sowing any seeds here.

I get that feeling when I post after Quiche.

Quit fetishizing
Midgets and plastic paddles
Don't belong at home

Yes...that!

Slightly, gran.

Athena.

Are you off to rescue Zeus' daughter?

Over.

Your victory has run its course.

Yup, I'm winning again now. All is right with the world.

The next poster wishes he/she/it could have my win.

Think again, orc-y pirate orc.

No win for you, Quiche. Enjoy your gold.

*slaps lucky7*

"Not on a first date!"

I'm sorry, Quiche. I can't take your money. The win means so much more.

I don't fight stick figures. It's bad for my image.

I did. Big deal. You wanna fight about it?

*proceeds to drink whiskey by the quart*

And then I'll show up after you.

A dual diner?

A cruel whiner, perhaps.

The truth is: You will not win. I may not win either, but I do for now.

Slowbro

Hey! There's a telephone wire!

I see you're acquainted.

Lord Salisbury.

Just ask the nice leprechaun for bacon and he'll leave you alone.

Mime#8 works for the KGB and he says it's okay to share.

Granted! You go through Adam West's trash and get arrested shortly afterward.

I wish I could stop listening to PSY.

Granted! Now lucky7 follows you wherever you go.

I wish nice people still existed.

True, but kinda hard to post it when there's NSFW stuff before and after that song.

...That I get a kick out of you.

You never earn xp, so that'll never happen.

*yawn*

Granted! But you'd better leave before lucky7 comes home in the morning.

I wish I could be more assertive.

Uh huh.

That would mean that you are normal. From what I've read...

Now say, ".niw I". Because you're winning in reverse.

Denied, Discount K!