The Two-Headed Flying Monkeys's page

eek!

Chases after the scene-stealing airborne monocephalic simians

You know who I'm voting for ...

I'm looking for a job.

Watch out below!

*bites two headed mokey things knee*

Hey lay off my cousin-brother!

I'm 36 ahead of you

David Fryer wrote:

Vice President HD wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

So are we making polygamy legal?

I would but I'm afraid Solnes may see that as an opportunity to marry Hugh Jackman.

Acutally polygamy doesn't cover multiple males in a marraige. That's polyandry.

And flying monkeys with two heads are even better!

AHH! THE ONE WHO HUNGERS!

The flying fiendish two-headed half tribble monkeys all gather about Jabberjaw and prostrate themselves.

Pound the table

WE WANT BEER! WE WANT BEER!

The monkeys giggle at the frog

Hee hee!

They fly over to the buffet and begin eating the bananas that PJ brought.

NOM NOM NOM!

The swarm of two-headed tribble monkeys swarm all over the Jack's clubhouse

GNAW GNAW GNAW

They rapidly make holes in the tarrasque head on display, along with knocking over the lotions, drinks and other condiments onto the floor

Fly in to assist their master

CHAAAAAAARGE!

Whatever you say boss!

OK boys, you answer to ... checks receiving paperwork ... Kobold Cleaver now. Have fun.

The big flying two-headed monkey flaps off

The monkey looks annoyed

Hey Mac, even chaotic folks gotta sign the receiving slip. Otherwise we fly on back to Gaping Maw. Your choice.

A large swarm of flying two-headed fiendish monkeys flap in from Demogorgon's savage realm.

Someone order up some fiendish flying monkey minions? Sign here please.

The largest flying monkey hands DLT a large contract.