The True Joe Wilson's page

How about agoraphilia? Was that cabin in the woods? Hey he grew up in a cabin in the woods! That must be it. His secret shame was his love of shrubbery.

The bush lied!

Bush Lied!

Gah, they will let anyone in this place now.

How did he get past the bouncer?

Because

Yes, "poker night" at the White House was great.

Bush Lied!

Bush Lied!

Sebastian wrote:

*sigh* Vice presidents - will they never learn?

Yesterday I learned how to call from inside the Whitehouse!

Bush lied!

Bush lied!

What happened here? Did we get suddenly invaded by politicians, or something? =\

Yes.

Now I have proof that Bush lied.

Bush Lied! Bush Lied! Bush is Sebastian!

Dick Cheney wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

How many people miss Gary already?

I cried all weekend.

And, then you shot someone?

No, I was too upset.

I know... that's saying something, isn't it?

Well, going on Fox News and bashing Obama should cheer you up. ;P

They talked to ACORN instead of bashing Obama. Even Fox News knows that their cause is lost. Bush Lied! Bush Lied!

Bush lied! Iraqis died! All the WMDs are bured in my backyard! Wait, did I say that last part out loud?

Bush lied! Bush lied!

Everyone is talking about Joe Wilson, but no one is talking about me. Bush lied! Bush lied!

I like you just fine Joe.

No...seriously!

You say that, but then you never call, you never write, you never come by anymore. Valarie misses the time we used to spend together, just the three of us.

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Vladimir 'Palin-Bane' Putin wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

My party is sooo cool. We're the cool kids that everyone wants to be like. Why just the other day....

SQUIRREL!!!

I got it! I got it!

*aims*

*shoots Biden in the face*

An accident!

Or was it?

You know, comrade, there are moments when I kind of like you.

Hey! I like you all the time!

YOU LIE!

You stole my name and my schtick. George Bush is the liar, not Barack.