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44 posts. Alias of Garydee.


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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Thursday Monster wrote:
All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo!

GAAAHH!!! A FRENCHIE!!!

BONZAI!!!!!

jump attack

*mauled to pieces*


All Hail President Chirac! Ze greatest leader France has ever known! It ees time for you to come home to your master, Sumo!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,

I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
And throw the skins away!
Nobody knows how fat I grow,
On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms!
Big fat juicy ones,
Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm!

Poor Sumo. I shall put heem out of hees misery. *signals his henchman to put Sumo down* Ah, Chirac will be proud of me for taking down France's most wanted!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Isn't the easy way when you frenchies surrender and then b~!~% about the people who later save your ass?

WHAT???!!! France does not surrender, we fight to the end!!! In fact, France no longer has any enemies because of our great warriors. We were on the verge of eliminating ze Nazis ourselves before ze arrogant, imperialist Americans got involved. We are the pinnacle of civilization. We have the best healthcare, education, and justice systems in ze world. Speaking of justice, be prepared to face some yourself you cowardly knave!!! *knocks CDP over the head with a club*


Bonjour, Sumo. Eet ees time for you to go back home to France to your rightful master. Chirac knows what ees best for you. We can to do zees the easy way or the hard way. VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
unleashes his atomic landmine attack

*slips on the landmine and goes headfirst into it* Sacre bleu!!! I weel keel you for zees, Sumo!!! *passes out due to the stench*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was put on once.....

*hits CDP over the head with a club* Looks like you'll be put on a slow boat back to France een chains!!!!


Where is ze traitor Sumo? Eet ees time for heem to face French justice! VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!


*ThuMo tries to defend himself but is overwhelmed by CDP's attack* AAAAHHH!!!! *death gurgle*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*humps ThuMo*

*shakes Snarky off and uses a taser on him*


Sumo, are you ready to go back to France in chains like the criminal that you are? Chirac will be very pleased.


*punts CDP* I learned zat from Ze Monday Monster!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses.

Bonjour, Sumo! *signals his henchmen to start a beatdown on CDP*


*begins to fade* What's going on? *disappears*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
shuffles across thread

*Tasers CDP* I got you now creeminal. Chirac will pay me well for your capture.


*Tries to fight Sumo off* You weell not keell me, trait...gurgle *mauled*


Ha! My suit is fire proof! Eat Lead, mon ami! *Takes out gun and fires at Sumo*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
piddles and waits for ThuMo

Bonjour Sumo. I take it you are ready to surrender? Zees would make Chirac very happy.


*Mauled with a white flag in his hand*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
piddles on ThuMo

You will pay for your eensolence!!! *waves his hand and the Frenchies go into action by beating on CDP*


Llamafrog wrote:

Darn it, I missed Hump Day!... Anyway...

*Humps the Thursday Monster*

Stupid mutt! *tasers Llamafrog*


Bonjour Sumo! Are you ready to surrender to me yet? We can do zees the easy way or the hard way. *three more Frenchies with spiked baseball bats appear*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Thursday Monster wrote:
Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac!

It's an imposter!

No Frenchman would insult Jerry Lewis!

Jerry Lewees is an untalented hack. Nobody in France likes heem anymore.


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:
Well, watch out for that rabid were-chihuahua on his head. It bit Carla Bruni-Sarkozy on the hand, and peed on Marcel Marceau's grave.

If I can handle zese rabies infected Poodles, I can handle a chihuahua.


Damn zat Donald Trump! I guess I'll have to keell heem as well.


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:
Search your feelings, you know it to be true! Also, I think there is a copy of the long form birth certificate from Hawaii around here somewhere.

Aha! I was born in France, not Hawaii! Do not say I'm an Amereecan or I weell get a priest to have an exorceesm done to you. Begone speerit!


[emo rant] Nnnnnoooooooo!!!! Nnnnnnoooooo!!! Eet Esn't true!!! [/emo rant]


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:


If you only knew the power of the Poodle Side. MoMo never told you what happened to your father.

He told me enough! He told me the Poodles keelled him!


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:
The Thursday Monster wrote:
No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever!

ThuMo, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the messageboards.

I weell never join you!


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:
The Thursday Monster wrote:
*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!!

Technically, it was an accident with some premium-grade Flubber and the NCC-74656 Voyager transporters...

ThuMo, wouldn't you rather be sitting in a cafe sipping espresso, eating stinky cheese and snails, smoking a cigarette, and oogling some hairy armpits on women? Mon dieu, the French are supposed to be lovers, not fighters!

No! I've heard enough of your lies! The French are ze greatest warriors ever!


Ghost of Jerry Lewis wrote:
Oh ThuMo, this isn't the way. Listen to me, the Hero of France, not that poseur Chirac.

*Shoots* *bullets go through it* Sacre Bleu!!! Eet's a ghost!!! You are a liar and you're no hero! No one is greater than Chirac!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Matrix dodges the bullets

Mr. ThuMo, don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.

Do your worst, mutt! *shoots at CDP*


You may have keelled my men, but you won't me! *throws CDP across the room and brings out an Uzi* *starts shooting at CDP*


Bonjour Sumo. Chirac has put a 1,000,000 euro reward for you, dead or alive. Personally, I prefer dead. *summons two more Frenchies that start beating on CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
F#%* you, Monday. And your little MoMo to.

*From the French District of Hades* Ah, zere's ze creeminal! You escaped my grasp last Thursday but you won't get past me zees week. Vive la France!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Let the mauling begin!!!

attacks

Merci! Merci! *has no time to bring out his white surrender flag* *is mauled to pieces*


Zen you weell love zees! You weell pay for humeeliating the greatest preseedent zat France has ever had.*starts hitting CDP with a baton*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
scampers about with a chew toy

Are you haveeng fun, creeminal? *tasers CDP*


*knocks down the front door* Sumo! Chirac, through a coup, has become deectator of France and has declared you publeec enemy #1. You weell pay for your crimes against ze French people. Vive la France! *casts Summon Frenchie and three Frenchies form with bats in hand*


*Is getting torn to pieces* Sacre Bleu! I have never seen zees kind of violence from ze Poodle before! I must retreat and bring reeenforcements! *teleports out*


*throws Sumo off* If you weell not go cooperatively, I weell have to keell you and your friends. *casts Summon Frenchie* Keell Zem! Keell Zem all!


*A monster with a beret forms in the corner* Bonjour Caniches! Bonjour Sumo. Are you ready to be escorted back to your rightful master, Chirac? Vive La France!


*something begins to form in the corner again*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

sigh

Thursday. Why'd it have to be Thursday?

Something begins to form in the corner.......


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