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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


Lindisty wrote:

nibbles blueberries and the last of the season's farm market strawberries for lunch

Are any of you FAWTLies fans of Dr. Who? I never watched the original series, or the reboot, until I happened to catch the first couple of episodes of the reboot on my local PBS station a couple of weeks ago. Then I discovered the series is available via Netflix streaming, and I seem to have gotten myself hooked. I've watched about half of the first season, and I have some observations:

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

Lindisty wrote:
1. Daleks are really very silly looking.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Lindisty wrote:
2. John Barrowman is one of the prettiest men I've ever seen.

Allons-y!

Lindisty wrote:
3. They seem to spend an awful lot of time on earth, when (in theory) they have all of time and space to explore.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause-of-effect...but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff.


Dave Tennant wrote:

I just want everyone in this thread to know I scratch myself.

Seriously...

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


Mr. Copper: Rather ironic, but this is very much in the spirit of Christmas. It's a festival of violence. They say that human beings only survive depending on whether they've been good or bad. It's barbaric!

The Doctor: Actually, that's not true. Christmas is a time of peace and thanksgiving and— what am I going on about? My Christmasses are always like this.


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Drejk wrote:
AdamWarnock wrote:
A late congrats to the Customer Carebear.

It will be either a half-protean or half-fiend with exposure to chaos and evil happening all the time in Paizo ofice.

That. Or a TIMELORD.


doo


Crimson Jester wrote:


At buddy of mine at work is from Scotland. He Hates commercials like Studpuffin hates Faux news. There are no commercials on during shows in the UK. He only watches sports, American football he hates soccer go figure, and DVDs. He will wait for a season of a show to come out to watch it rather than be bothered with commercials, with one glaring exception, Dr. Who. I...

Sounds like a decent enough fellow!


Justin Franklin wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Also, when is the last time we've seen The Thing From Beyond?
Monday, May 30th, 2001 at 11:25 in the morning.
I think you meant 2011 not 2001, since Paizo didn't exist in 2001.:)

It did now.


Leafar the Lost wrote:
LOTS OF TIMEY-WIMEY STUFF

Plagarism sucks.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


Studpuffin wrote:
So, anyway, my shoulder is killing me. I think I laid on it funny while I was sleeping and now the pain won't go away. :(

I hate that... Sometimes, when I fall asleep while piloting the TARDIS, I get this cold ache in my ...

Sorry, bit of a tangent there. As your doctor, I prescribe you to leave any monotonous task you are doing right now, jump in your time machine, head for the Desert Planet of T'kstre and order a large fruity drink. Then take a nap.

Just be sure not to disturb the local Hfrumphs. They are a bit tetchy about sharing their rocks.


Leafar the Lost wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Wait what are we not supposed to do?

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD!

That was it! You were all not required to do anything!

The only thing you had to do was ignore this and not reply to it.

Nothing was supposed to happen!

Nothing at all...

Well, that's just silly. SOMETHING always happens. It may not be what you wanted, nor what you planned for, but that's the nature of life. It happens. Things occur, events transgress and life lives. To fight against that is to rail against the universe, and I can tell you from personal experience, the universe doesn't like it.


Right! Here we are in the French Riviera...

Pretty dull, even for the french. Hold on!

<buzzing whistle>

Hrm.

<whistling buzz>

That's odd. And not ood odd, either. We've seemed to have landed in one of Schrödinger's internet experiments.

...

That's strange. I've got a strong sense of déjà vu. That never happens to me. Unless, of course, I meet myself.


Right! Here we are in the French Riviera...

Pretty dull, even for the french. Hold on!

<buzzing whistle>

Hrm.

<whistling buzz>

That's odd. And not ood odd, either. We've seemed to have landed in one of Schrödinger's internet experiments.


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Tenth Dr. wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
The Tenth Dr. wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to crash something here.
The TARDIS never crashed while *I* was around.
oh yes it did.

THAT didn't count!

THEY crashed into ME!

Twice?

Yes. If you recall, there was a certain Dalek mucking about with the timestream.


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Tenth Dr. wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to crash something here.
The TARDIS never crashed while *I* was around.
oh yes it did.

THAT didn't count!

THEY crashed into ME!


Gary Teter wrote:
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to crash something here.

The TARDIS never crashed while *I* was around.


Did someone call? How can I help?

(looks around)

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


The Master says time really is irrelevant.


Gary Teter wrote:

Hey guess what?!

I'm gonna lock this thread!

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


Freehold DM wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
I thought global warming allowed for freak incidences of weather on both sides of the scale.

Seventy-five.


The Tenth Dr. wrote:
Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?
Four million, two hundred and thirty-six thousand, five hundred and seventy-four.

Give or take two million.


Garydee wrote:
Trying to not troll the "Snowing in South Sweden Thread" for fun. If I said something like "So much for global warming", how many people do you think would freak out on me?

Four million, two hundred and thirty-six thousand, five hundred and seventy-four.


Ah... Barcelona. The sun, the sea, the ...

What?

<runs left>
What??

<runs back>

WHAT???

Oh, the FAWLTie blitz of 2010. Interesting. But shouldn't Urizen be naked?

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.


Finally! Here we are at the 2016 World Cup! This is a one-legged Brazilian kicker made ... history ... This isn't the World Cup!

<Runs off to the left>

That's not right...

<Runs through, exits to the right>

Oh, pardon me! I didn't see ... wait, are you a poodle?! Poodle's don't become sentient until 3058! What is going on around here?

<Walks back to the thread, comes forward and knocks on the monitor screen>

How did we get in here?

HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YEAR IT IS?

<Listens to the various shouts of thread-jacking and trolling>

Oh. Oh no. This shouldn't be possible! How did we get stuck in a Paizo thread?

<Looks around more closely>

Oh, dear. This is really NOT good. Somehow we've gotten trapped in some nonsensical argument about war reparations from WWI. We're going to have to be quick. There's already been some shots fired. We'll have to move very carefully to avoid the crossfire of moronic debate.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


Brilliant!


<exits TARDIS>

`Allo! Just stepping out of my lurking to jump on the Star Wars conversation:

Gary Kurtz Speaks Out - Great interview telling about how he stopped working with Lucas when the Jedi story changed to include fluffy teddy-bears defeating an intergalactic empire.

Now, back to lurking.

<enters TARDIS>

wheeze whheezze whhHEEEZzze whhHEEEZzze whhHEE-

<pops open door>

Oi! Urizen! Whatever you do, don't eat the -

whhHEEEZzze whheezze wheeze