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13 posts. Alias of Necromancer.


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agrees

would like to participate in more games and reach large audiences


*is concerned that this thread managed to get itself untied and unbagged*

*will double-bag from now on*


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feels that the next bestiary should contain stats for children and their initiative modifiers when on playgrounds

assures that this is just an academic exercise


feels that one can never have enough arms


doesn't believe there is such a thing as too many tentacles

also encourages readers not to fear death, it only tickles


encourages gift-receiver to make friends with any casual strollers walking about

observes distant joggers


encourages gaming groups to run these campaigns in playgrounds or forests

hangs gifts in garbage bags for curious minds who heed suggestions


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is concerned that such information is simply too much information

feels that people are too curious about things that affect them

*offers visual distortion instead*


*faint noise*

encourages listeners to investigate possible burglaries with digital cameras when applicable


feels that popular media tends to sensationalize innocent observations


is concerned about the lack of random playground inhabitant tables, but will endeavor to visit a playground shortly to compensate

door slams


shrugs, but flickers everyone's monitors just for good measure


*is flattered, offers hugs*