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13 posts. Alias of Necromancer.
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agrees
would like to participate in more games and reach large audiences
*is concerned that this thread managed to get itself untied and unbagged*
*will double-bag from now on*
feels that the next bestiary should contain stats for children and their initiative modifiers when on playgrounds
assures that this is just an academic exercise
feels that one can never have enough arms
doesn't believe there is such a thing as too many tentacles
also encourages readers not to fear death, it only tickles
encourages gift-receiver to make friends with any casual strollers walking about
observes distant joggers
encourages gaming groups to run these campaigns in playgrounds or forests
hangs gifts in garbage bags for curious minds who heed suggestions
is concerned that such information is simply too much information
feels that people are too curious about things that affect them
*offers visual distortion instead*
*faint noise*
encourages listeners to investigate possible burglaries with digital cameras when applicable
feels that popular media tends to sensationalize innocent observations
is concerned about the lack of random playground inhabitant tables, but will endeavor to visit a playground shortly to compensate
door slams
shrugs, but flickers everyone's monitors just for good measure
*is flattered, offers hugs*