|The Shifty Mongoose|
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We're in the Emerald Spire. Our group has so far:
1) hid bees in the privy
2) poisoned the hellknights
3) gotten everyone else in the fort high at the same time
4) freed slaves while enslaving a hellknight named Thaddeus
5) freed child slaves, only to teach them how to be child assassins.
6) offered to take some thieves with us, only to murder them later because they had apparently planned to betray other thieves.
They didn't tell my character (LE Syrinx arcanist who's become appalled at the violent gullible sex-crazed Flightless people) what they were planning on doing with the thieves, but they did talk about when they were going to murder Thaddeus. (I kept saying, "at least wait until his servitude has ended!")
So we dodge one of those statues that punches people, and I turn a corner. I hear a gunshot, then another, then turn back to see both thieves on the ground with bullet wounds in their heads.
Dwarf Gun Tank: "I roll Bluff on her: The statue shot them!" *Double-taps thief*