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You know, Dev hasn't ben around for awhile.

The Assassin wrote:

Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Wow, six hidden posts...

Off to bond with my teen daughter. Wish me luck chums!

Good luck. Teenagers are the worst. I know, I used to teach them.

I used to date them. ;P

I used to be one... but then I grew up...sorta.

Don't you have a cathouse to hang out in or something?

Yeah keep talking Fry boy, the Guild of Hot Chesty Rogue Chicks looks after its own.

The GoHCRC?

So does the League of Super Stealthy Kill You Before You Know It Assassins.

Yes, but they're afraid of The Brotherhood of Too Friggin Tough to Stop Them From Killing You.... and we got to be real good friends with them at our last mixer. :P

If they are so friggin tough, how come they are too tough to stup us from killing you?

Hiya Toots! Names Dill, ya' come 'ere often?

Hello Dill.

OYO

Big Damn Heroic Post

:)

My hero!

I'm here.

we are living in a material world

yes, you know that

and I am a material girl.

We are living in a material world,

The Seductress wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

The Seductress wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

And what does Hungry Jack have to feed me?

How about some special Hungry Jack® syrup?

Hmmm... does it come with an extra helping of sausage?

The extra large size....

Sounds better than the lil breakfast link the lesserchaun is offering.

I heard it was more like a lil Smokie.

I was meaning to ask, why waste time seducing... all you have to do is offer and they line up.

Simple, the more you make em wait for it, the more stuff they buy for you.

But I don't want stuff, I want...

** spoiler omitted **

Too much? ;)

Just a touch.

The Seductress wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

And what does Hungry Jack have to feed me?

How about some special Hungry Jack® syrup?

Hmmm... does it come with an extra helping of sausage?

The extra large size....

Sounds better than the lil breakfast link the lesserchaun is offering.

I heard it was more like a lil Smokie.

I was meaning to ask, why waste time seducing... all you have to do is offer and they line up.

Simple, the more you make em wait for it, the more stuff they buy for you.

Hungry Jack wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Hungry Jack wrote:

Not that inoccent. wrote:

And what does Hungry Jack have to feed me?

How about some special Hungry Jack® syrup?

Hmmm... does it come with an extra helping of sausage?

The extra large size....

Sounds better than the lil breakfast link the lesserchaun is offering.

I heard it was more like a lil Smokie.

Mine! See, I told you.

Solnes wrote:

Apostle of Gygax wrote:

I think we need short trm goal to keep us motivate. How about first one to pag 200 wins.

That is a wonderful idea, we have become a bit ...unmotivated...since reaching our 7500 posts.

But what do we win?

Boobs

In hell there is no morality and therefore no need to punish the wicked.

Spring has brought me such a nice surprise,

It's a lovely day don't you think, big boy?

Devlyn makes it back to the bar and gets the fey sisters their next salvo of jello shots. Convincing some of the more inebriated gents that Muffy is actually not what they ordered is a little tricky, but he doesn't hurt anybody's feelings overly much... :)

"How's the view up there?"

"Not as good as the view over here."

Last one, I swear

Another winter day,
Another grey reminder that what used to be has gone away.
It's really hard to say
How long we have to live with our Insanity.
We have to pay for all we use.
We never think before we light the fuse.

(Chorus) Look up, look up, look up,
The sky is falling..falling!
Look up, look up, look up, you have to do.
Before you try to go outside, to take in the view,
Look up because the sky could fall on you!

Another restless night,
The wind is howling through the empty streets outside.
We have to hide.
We dare not go outside,
We must not walk into the darkness of the night.
We have to pay for all we use.
We never think before we light the fuse.

(Chorus) Look up, look up, look up,
The sky is falling..falling!
Look up, look up, look up, you have to do.
Before you try to go outside, to take in the view,
Look up because the sky could fall on you!

We have to pay for all we use.
We never think before we light the fuse.

(Chorus) Look up, look up, look up,
The sky is falling!
Look up, look up, look up, you have to do.
Before you try to go outside, to take in the view,
Look up because the sky could fall on you!
Look up, look up, look up,
The sky is falling..falling!
Look up, look up, look up, you have to do.
Before you try to go outside, to take in the view,
Look up because the sky could fall on you!
Look up, look up, look up,
The sky is falling..falling!
Look up, look up, look up, you have to do.
(Fading out)Before you try to go outside, to take in the view
Look up because the sky could fall....

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Yeah, it turns out that running the whole school is a lot more work than teaching a few classes. feel free to take over Allura if you want.

Please see my comments on the OTD OCC thread please.

"So who are we going after," Allura asks LJ. "Assuming of course that we don't split our forces and deal with both problems at the same time."

Allura wakes and stretches. Looking around, she smiles. "Good morning everyone," she says.

I'm off to bed.

"I'm a healer," Allura says as she walks out from the bushes, Taking a look at the boy as the Shadow setts him down, she frowns, "there is nothing wrong with this child."

"Lead the way good sir," Allura says.

Looking at Allura, still laughing:

"So are we joining the polar bear club here, or finding a slightly warmer watering hole to swim in?"

"Let's find a warmer place to swim," Allura says. "I gon't want you getting Jack Hammer syndrome."

"A copper for your thoughts," Allura says as she walks up next to him.

"I'd be more concerned with Ethelbert hurting Jack," Allura says. "He may not look it, but he is half kraken."

"Does anyone know who that clown was," Allura asks. "I've never seen him before."

"I get the feeling that someone else is involved," Allura says. "There is no way she survived on her own."

"Wha...I thought you ere dead," Allura says. "Well this time we'll make sure that happens." Allura runs to the waters edge and grabs her ransuer.

Allura motions LJ and JH away from the rest of the group. "Guys, I think that Alaina isn't herself right now, and I mean literally," she says to them. "Something Sirone said to me stood out, she mentioned that Aliana's condition was like her soul had been ripped away from the rest of her being. Right after she said that was when Alaina started to act this way. I don't think it's a coincidence."

Alaina's screams become words

THEY KILLED THEM ALL! THEY MADE ZOMBIES OF THEIR BLOODLESS CORPSES! OH GODS, I FELT IT ALL!

"Alaina, calm down," Allura says. "Who did this?"

"She's not responding mother," Allura says as she casts another cure spell on Alaina. "What can we do?"

Seeing Devlyn's distraction, Allura frowns. "What's wrong," she asks.

"I'm glad that's over," Allura says as she plucks a mango from a tree. "Now we just have Candle Lighter to worry about. Without GDK to help him, he'll be a lot easier to destroy."

Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina stands near her friends, soot smirched and ragged.

Yes, let's go back. I could use a soak.

"Club, Clubhouse or Oasis then?"

"Oasis," Allura says. "We still have enemies, and the Oasis is the most secure place right now."

Yes, let's go home. I never want to see that altar again.

"Perhaps we should destroy it too," Allura says, "just to be sure."

The Mask wrote:

Suddenly, there is a flash.

"Very interesting indeed..."
A small piece of the goddess, which resembles a badly burnt eye, falls to the ground.

Devlyn scoops up the eye into a small box (careful not to touch it), then seals it up.

"I think either Allura or Alaina can hit this with the positive energy we need. Now let's get out of here before anybody else shows up. Let me help with WJ..."

And I'm out for the night. I'm assuming that we're destroying that eye as soon as we get back to the Clubhouse or Club Calistria. He's definitely not holding on to that thing as a memento ;P

I'll see everbody in the morning! :)

Allura is not a cleric, so she can't actually channel divine energy. She can cast spells and that's about it. Allura casts Blessing of Righteousness on the peices.

I'm also heading home. I'll see you all tomorrow.

"Hold very still," Allura tells LJ. Summoning up her strength, she uses her dragon breath spell to create streams of electricity to shatter the mannacles.

Allura summons an Elemental Vortex to deal with the rest of the Bookkeeper's shades. The whirling vortex of elemental chaos batters the shades.

Allura summons up the divine power within her and sends a stream of roilling acid at the Bookkeeper, striking the hag in her shoulder.

Okay, I have to go and geat ready for my parent eacher conferences. With any luck I'll be able to get back on later today, since I only have to meet with two parents.

Alaina, priestess of Calistria wrote:

Alaina and Acme come porting in. They look about in confusion

We were right behind you guys, what happened?

Looking at Allura after what she just said:

"I think we may have been set up. We need to get back to the Jack Clubhouse. We may need some healing too, if you can..." as he looks down at the prodigious amount of holes in his body. He concentrates, grimacing a bit, and his wounds start to close, kicking out the bullets still there (if any).

"By the nine hells, those things hurt..."

"Of course," Allura says. She waves her hand and the wounds immediately begin healing.

He goes over to Allura to make sure she is alright, then checks Poetry to see if she is alive and helps her up, then gets the others to sound off.

"I'm alright," Allura says as she casts a healing spell on Poetry. "But I sense that all is not as it should be at the Clubhouse."

Seeing Devlyn in trouble, she casts two spells on the alligator warriors. The first is Mark of Judgement and the other is Mark of Doom.