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The One True Sebastian wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Uh...that's my Razz-mocking alias, not actually Razz...

Edit: Oh wait, he's there too, but the "not interested in a conversation" bit is me.

And yet you complain about evil clones.

Duh. There's a different standard for me than for others - you, as my clone, should understand that! Besides, my evil clone is funny and educational, yours is an attempt to subvert my cultists and little girl stalkers.

No, our intention is to save your cultists and little girl stalkers from themselves. Besides I hear your stalker has her own growing crime family.

Edit: I have been empowered to speak for all of your clones, by me. It is one of the joys of being a clone of the great and powerful Sebastian.

Uh...that's my Razz-mocking alias, not actually Razz...

Edit: Oh wait, he's there too, but the "not interested in a conversation" bit is me.

And yet you complain about evil clones.

I don't know if I should be embarrassed or proud......should I let my ego get as big as Sebastian's?

No one's ego could be as large as mine, that it why it takes so many people to contain and express it. All of the evil clones are simply there to ensure my head does not explode, by providing a large space for my ego to fill.

Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:

...the Lord High Sebastian, ender of worlds and stupidity....

Why should I end stupidity? Even someone as spectacular as myself needs servants, sycophants, and the occasional cultist.

And it has forced him to reveal his true pony loving self.

Let us strike then, my brothers of the Sebastian cult. Death to all poodles.

More so than making a yappy puppy's list.

Bella Serra forever!

Sebastian wrote:

Damnit. The evil clones are multiplying. Someone get me an axe.

I can't help it. People keep starting threads with "Sebastian" in the title. We've got our very own Clone Wars here.

Imagine if we all attacked the poodles at once.

Sebastian is all bluster. Deep down, he's a pussy cat.

Blasphamy, you are on my list Larry.

The One True Sebastian wrote:

I am the One True Sebastian. The imposters will face my wrath, as soon as I finish my merlot, and get done watching The Fifth Element.

You delusions give me joy.

Your joy gives me delusions.

The One True Sebastian wrote:

Only if Asmodeus was on top.

AAAAAIGH!!!! MY EYES!!!

Bwahahahaha

All others are pretenders, I am the One True Sebastian ;p

The One True Sebastian wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.

You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.

Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

You will be buried under the mountains of mediocraty and hide yourself in the darkest pits of shame. That is where a nightcrawler like you belongs. Foul spawn of necromancy cannot approach my holy brilliance. Die foul spawn.

Only in your very small mind, doggy boy. Bask in the radiant brilliance that is me.

Only if Asmodeus was on top.

I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.

You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.

Will the real SB please stand up.

I am the One True Sebastian. The imposters will face my wrath, as soon as I finish my merlot, and get done watching The Fifth Element.

We have made our peace. Your attempt to cause a rift between us if filled with fail.

You both know there can be one. This is the way it must be.