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The Dire Pigeons of Doom wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Ohhhh!!! Look! There is a Smf! ~points~

Kill kill kill!!!

*Holds up sign*

'We don't suppose that you could shut up? Some of us are trying to sleep. Just not so hard as to not write on big signs.'

*Holds up sign*

'You don't suppose correctly.'

*Holds up sign too since 'all the cool kids are doing it'*

'Put down signs before lawyers come!'
"Beep beep!"

The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:

KC want us give message.

He want say that he is using this thread as way to make all his enemies line up so that he can lightning bolt them, and anyone who post here in big danger.
Wait...
EDIT: Now there strange ticking noise...

Weren't you replaced in the lackey department by the Dire Pigeons?

Dire Pigeons too smart. They...aren't most obedient.

Also, they are immortal entities and KC not want make mad.

KC want us give message.
He want say that he is using this thread as way to make all his enemies line up so that he can lightning bolt them, and anyone who post here in big danger.
Wait...
EDIT: Now there strange ticking noise...

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

KILL!!! KILL!! K--

*Faint*

Oh boy, is he dead?

I mean, is he okay?

Pigeons sound unsympathetic. KILL!

What about wabbits?

Swarms only.

*CHOMP*

O and K C your going down.

Puny flying chipmunks talking again.

Gary Teter wrote:

Dancing hampsters.

NOoooOOooo!

Post involving Lemmings fleeing in terror at natural enemies.

Post involving Lemmings falling off cliff.

mmm....lemming meringue pie.

Is that threat?

This thread very big. We no can keep up.

Smrfs!

Where that Postmonster?

Where Teter?

This thread reminds me of a random clan of martial artists that showed up in a barroom brawl that occurred in one memorable campaign. They were the Flying Lizards... they started doing flying kicks through the windows and attacking the local pirate gang known as the Raging Sharks... Ah, good old high school days.

Yum...sharks and lizards...

Lemmings are chumps.

Hey look out for that cliff!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

*Flies up and eats monkey*

We not afraid of water. If something go wrong, flying rats come and svae us.

Bored post expressed by multiple grunts.

*Lemmings roar and bite head off brave, stupid monkey*

CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We vote for lemmings.

I vote for Monkeys.

There there are. CHARGE!!!!

*Smash toilet lid*

Doomlounge wrote:

Take a look at this if you get a chance... the 2 May cartoon

Go to Kobolds in Pearls Before Swine
Don't those crocs look like Kobolds? I've found another kobold hater! It's discrimination!

Awesome.

Grr...where Stephan Pastis? We no can find him...

OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHH

*Flings Poop at lemmings then swings in and pounds them*
*Flings poo at Kobold Cleaver*

Grr! Grr! Grrr!

*Charge puny flying monkey and gives him a pounding*

Grrr....

CHARGE

CHARGE

Grrr.....CHARGE!!!!

Lemmings? Lemmings good in pie! Me eat lemmings! Here come food lemmings!

We see food. Yum.

*Flying Dire Lemmings eat goblin*

CHARGE!!!

*Step in rattraps*

CHARGE!!!!!

CHARGE!!!!

We return. Now monkeys die.

Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar wrote:

Can we flood the mines?

Yeah, just press that big red button over there. *Casts protection from flying dire lemmings*

CHARGE!!!!!

Monkey Sqaudron, get into attack formation

Stay on target...almost there...

*Lemmings run off cliff*

Kobold armed with sword.

Warning consider armed and annoying

May be accompanied by overly large Lemmings.

I no see ovly large lemmngs.

CHARGE!!!!!!!

The Dire Lemmings wrote:

CHARGE!!!!!

*whistles and picks up a stick*

Here boys, come get it!

*Throws stick off a cliff*

We not intersted in stick. We come to kill.

Why warwoof charging over cliff?
Nevmind. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!

CHARGE!!!!!

You called, boss?

Kobold runs up, points to The Jade, and says, "sic 'em!"
CHARGE!!!

The Dire Lemmings wrote:

CHARGE!!!

Hey look over there! A cliff to run off!

What? Must...resist...terrible urge...to...run off...

CHARGE!!!