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After Freigaar's amazing feat of choking down not three, but five of the disgusting bull slugs. You all are excited and celebrating his daring feat, along with Stabby's victory over Squealy Nord. Then out of the shadows behind you a voice wispers, making you all jump,"Hee, hee yeah eating slugs and riding pigs is all really good," a sarcastic voice chuckles," I dun think yous could win at a game that neededs more than just muscles. What if a little skill was need?" You all look around in surprise and spot Chuffy, a pyromanic that loves sneaking up behind his enemies and stabbing them repeatedly, even after their dead. Of course them being dead just makes them easier to sneak up on. "I dares you noisy goblins to play hide or get clubbed"

Everybody who wishes to take the dare will need to post a stealth check to hide. Once everybody who wants to play has posted their stealth check we'll see who gets clubbed and who dosen't.

Later that night a different goblin approaches the heros of the tribe, Reta Bigbad she is dressed in a veil with a corset she stole from some unlucky halfling. You all know Reta as a torrmenter of small helpless animals, and to be a good fighter. "Hey yous! You'd think ur'selves sooo good," Like the last goblin she too is very intoxicated."I bet y'alls cant even eat a bag of bull slugs real quick!"

This dare is a little less straight forward, brought to you is a basket filled with 5 bull slugs. Now, even in the Goblin community they are considered very foul-tasting. When the dare begins you will have one minute (10 rounds) to eat them all. To eat a slug is a full round action requiring a DC15 Fort save. If, you fail to eat the slug on one round you may try again with the same slug the second round. However, you may opt to only make a DC10 Fort save to eat the slug instead, this means you are neglecting to spit out the mildly poisonous slime bladder. Also, whether you ate them all or not you must make a Fort save, after you are done eating, if at any point you ate one of the slug's slime bladders (The DC 10, instead of the 15). I will tell you if you failed or not. The prize for this is mighty useful.

I'm going to be posting them one at a time to make it easier to keep track of, there are two more after this one.

A high pitched and nasal voice calls out from inside the Moot house.

"Yall's biter gets in he-ya" You all recognize Slorb's voice. He is the chief's main adviser and one of the only few that can listen to the chief's mighty voice that which scares most goblins.
As you enter the house it's self you see the various trophies of Licktoad heroics, there are stolen weapons, shiny bits of treasure, and dozens of brine-pickled bodies of brutally murdered, small, furry animals (mostly dogs). His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad is atop his teeter chair, which stands six feet tall to better allow him to gaze down upon his subjects. By tradition Gutwad doesn't speak directly to his subjects, instead he uses the overly dressed and pompous Slorb who can handle the might of Gutwad's words without fainting. Slorb addresses all of you and tells you to sit in front of His Corpulentness, what a great honor. And much to your surprise His Chiefyness addresses you directly, with his booming voice he speaks.

" You all be heros. Each of you. You are the best Licktoads but for me.
and maybe but for Slorb. That you aren't fleeing in terror from mighty sound of my voice is all the proof you need. Yet soon, all the Licktoad goblins will know your might, for I have picked you for a dangerous mission. In the box we find in Scribbleface's hut have very fun works of fire. They are fun, but something else we find be more fun. A map to more. It tell us how to get to a place on the coast where Scribbleface finds them. There be more. I wants them for Licktoads. Tomarrow yous goes and gets them. Tonight we have big bonfire to burn away bad luck, and play many games. But tomorrow you fetch me fireworks. If you meet men, make them dead. If you meet horses or dogs, make them dead also. If you meet Lots Legs Eat Goblin Babies Many, maybe you should run... And If you not bring back fireworks, you not come back or we feed you to Squealy Nord.

I will post the about the bonfire tomorrow night probably maybe earlier, if you want you can post about what you are doing in preparation or your goblin thoughts on whats happening.