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Sermignatto

The Monday Monster's page

599 posts. Alias of Garydee.


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*From the Abyss* I just wanted to kill a few Poodles. Why is it that much to ask? Why can't I get rid of those pests?


*sets dynamite around the Poodle Clubhouse* *lights a fuse* Say your pwayers, wabbits!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
offers video tape as "Exhibit A"

*looks nervous* Pfft! Obviously you hired someone to dress and look like me in order to blackmail me. It won't work!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yes, but you always lie to me MoMo. As exhibit "A", I present your promise to "call me the next day".

Liar! You have no proof of that! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Now I'm hungry. And tomorrow's Monday. I'm sure it all means something terrible.

Nah, I'm sure everything tomorrow will go okay. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Whelp! It's Monday. No point other than to sit and wait for the brutality.
Ah! You've finally accepted your fate! *takes bat and knocks CDP 400 feet away* It's a home run!!!!
Wow. You were able to hit CDP from 400 feet away? What a large... bat... you have.

Shut up, pervert!!! *punts Snarky*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Whelp! It's Monday. No point other than to sit and wait for the brutality.

Ah! You've finally accepted your fate! *takes bat and knocks CDP 400 feet away* It's a home run!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What about the other night? Was everything you said a lie? Even the stuff about the squeaky toys?!?

You weren't supposed to talk about that in public. /whispers That's a lie! Every bit of it!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F#~& you Mond....wait! WTF? It's Tuesday?!?

When did I start losing days?!?

*from the Abyss* It's probably my fault. I've knocked you over the head many times.
If only I could believe you when you say you love me....

No, you're mistaken. I never said that I love you. I said that I would love to kill you. Big difference.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F#~& you Mond....wait! WTF? It's Tuesday?!?

When did I start losing days?!?

*from the Abyss* It's probably my fault. I've knocked you over the head many times.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure, that's what you always say. But I've still got it. Which means you lie to me, just like everyone else does.

If anyone needs me, I'll be under the sofa.

It's not my fault. I try. I really do. However, you always piddle on me or lay landmines for me to fall into. I never get a chance. I'm a very mistreated monster. I always have been. Nothing goes my way. *starts crying*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

*sigh*

Everyone always loses interest in me....eventually.

*from the Abyss* Cheer up. I still have interest in you. Well, interested in skinning your hide anyway.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Is that all you've got.

*sigh*

Even MoMo is starting to disappoint me. Punting! Always with the punting. Can't you try some new torment?

*from the Abyss* What do you want? How about strapping you to a chair and make you watch the Twilight movies? *sigh* Even I can't be that cruel.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Well crap. I guess I should get ready for tomorrow's abuse.

Sounds like a great plan! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
10,000 posts, baby!!!!

Holy S*~*!

Wait, was is that in poodle years?

Hiya, CDP!!! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Wheeeee!!! Look, ma! I'm flying!

*from the Abyss* Wow! That must have been a record! My Poodle punting is getting better!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MoMo. MoMo. Where fore art thou, MoMo?

Right here, ************!!!! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......
*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?
You only ever come around to hurt us, MoMo? Don't you love us for who we are?

Love? I'll love the money I'll get from skinning you. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......

*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MOMO!!! Where Have you been?!? It was hard to be depressed without you!!

*From the Abyss* I was in a long slumber. Over a year in fact. Don't worry though. I'll be around more often because I have Poodles to skin. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


*wakes from long slumber* I'm baaaaaaaack!!!! Did I miss anything?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Actually, you do. It's still there from last week.

WTF are you talking about? I don't have a sign on me..... *looks around and sees a sign on his back* F%^$!!!!


Ahhh!!!! Get off me you perverts!!!! *throws CDP & Llamafrog across the room* *dusts and dries himself off* Do I have a sign that says "hump me"?! No, I don't!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

OK Monday. We might as well get this over with.

gets ready to hump and/or piddle

Are you ready to fly? *punts CDP* Wow! I got some distance that time!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Someone went for my face once........

*From the Abyss* I tried to take you out with my baseball bat. Unfortunately, I missed.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I'm waiting until Wednesday. It's birthday humpings, not puntings.

*from the Abyss* Bah!!! Spoilsport!!!


I know that it's your birthday, Snarky! Come on out and take your birthday puntings!


*As with every Memorial Day remembers the brave monsters who gave their lives fighting the Poodle infestation*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*

WTF? Oh, well. *ties Snarky up with the spaghetti*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I declared MoMo to be today's honorary Frenchie. That means......

DIE YOU FROG BASTARD!!!

Bring it on, mutt! *takes out the skinning knives*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
You could punt him today, MoMo!

Good idea, Snarky! Btw, while you're here I might as well punt you too! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
mopes about

If it was Monday I would be there to punt you. Would that make you feel better?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I don't believe you.

You.....you're punting someone else, aren't you?

Probably those damned German Shepherds. They always were a bunch of whores.

*hangs head low* It's.....it's true. Dammit, it isn't my fault. I found a pack of Chihuahuas. They...they're lighter than you poodles and more aerodynamic. They just fly better than you. Sorry. It's....it's so complicated. I don't even know who I am anymore! *bursts into tears while running back to the Abyss*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Winter hibernation? So you're saying you don't care enough about us to come out when its cold?

Again I say - Typical.

Hey, the Abyss can get cold at times. It's best to nap through it.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*licks MoMo*

Hiya, Snarky! Long time no punt! Let me rectify that situation right now! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Another dreary Monday morning. Typical.

*wakes up from a long winter hibernation* Dreary? Monday is the best day of the week. It's the day I get to go Poodle punting! *punt*


To punt, or not to punt; that is the question!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
It's a good thing you don't know about the ballerina video, too.

Liar!!! *punt*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
What day is it, anyway?

Guess! *Punt* That's for putting me Youtube!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.
You lie!
It has 5 million views on YouTube.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.

You lie!


*From the Abyss* *looks nervous* It's....It's....It's not my fault. Sumo was passed out from the meds and I was intoxicated. Damn it, it's not my fault!


Hiya, Poodles! Do any of you want to help me with breaking the punting distance record?


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*staggers in and slumps on the ground*

What the f%*+ day is it?

Hmm, let me take a guess here. Oh, I know! It's punt a poodle day! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I thought it was a poodle house?

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *falls to the ground and begins having seizures*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I don't even have a liscence.....

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It's madhouse.....a madhouse!!!!!


AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! You poodles are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Poor MoMo. He wishes he could join in the Humpday festivities.

My name isn't MoMo you &*^%$#^!!!! Just wait until next week when I put your head on a pike!


*From the Abyss* Those Poodles will pay for what they've done to me! *begins working on a new magical ritual*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*rips MoMo's jugular*

Your Demon Crane is no match for my Artery Shred.

*Blood spurts everywhere* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *plops dead*

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