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Sermignatto

The Monday Monster's page

621 posts. Alias of Garydee.


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Miss Kitty wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh, hello Monday. F*+$ you, and the MoMo you rode in on.
Why do you talk to me like that when you know I'll punt you?

{in best Boddicker impersonation (rather poorly done, actually):} Can you fly, MoMo?

{pretend tosses MoMo from imaginary van into imaginary traffic}

I don't know if I should laugh or just punt you *shrugs*. What the hell. I'll just punt you. *punts Miss Kitty*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Maybe I like the pain?

Perhaps you're right. Enjoy this! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh, hello Monday. F*+$ you, and the MoMo you rode in on.

Why do you talk to me like that when you know I'll punt you?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....
*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.
Yep, CDP is good at reaching my bottom.

Disgusting vermin! *punts Snarky*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I don't enjoy anything. You should know that by now....

*sigh* I tried to make you even more miserable than you already are and I forgot that you've already reached the bottom.


*from the Abyss* CDP, do you enjoy being a Frenchie?


*enters the Poodle House and casts a spell* *turns CDP and the other Poodles into Frenchies* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
If I enjoyed it, you'd probably stop doing it.

Yeah, good point. *Punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I've never had a favorite day. Or a favorite anything. What's the point? It'd just be taken away anyway......

*from the Abyss* I thought you always favored Mondays. You seem to enjoy yourself when I punt you into the stratosphere.


Today's my favorite day. It's Poodle puntin' time!!!


*from the Abyss* *yawn* Wow. I can't believe I overslept. Btw, welcome back, Miss Kitty. I look forward to punting you into orbit next week.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

The last Monday of the year.

OF course, this means I have an entire year of Mondays ahead......

You're of course assuming you're going to make it past this Monday alive. *arrives with a flamethrower* *pulls trigger and there's an explosion* HELP!!!! HELP!!!! HELP ME!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Wheeeeee!!!! I'm flying!!!
Me catch you!!! Me catch you!!! *trips and falls down the stairs* *breaks neck*

*from the Abyss* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That never gets old.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
That's what she said!

^&%$#@%!!! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Neener! Neener! Neener! Ya missed me, Monday!!!

There's plenty more Monday's to come.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.
I have big plans in store for you.
Is CDP finally gonna get that nosejob he's been hankering for?

NO! NO! NO! WHY WOULD I GIVE HIM A NOSEJOB!!!! WHY WOULD I THROW YOU VERMIN A PARTY!!! YOU FREAKING POODLES DRIVE ME NUTS!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Runs out the door*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Well, this coming Monday can't be any worse than the previous one.

I have big plans in store for you.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Ha! You can't do any damage hitting me in the head! Silly MoMo!

*from the Abyss* Oops, I keep forgetting that!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

You won't get me down today, MoMo! I'm in my place of zen.

Really? *hits CDP with a baseball bat a few times* Looks like you're in a world of hurt instead of a place of zen. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
That would be a lot of salt, MoMo. I thought your doctor told you to cut back.

Pfft! What do doctors know? They also told me I should quit smoking and I'm perfectly fine. *cough* *cough* *cough*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Ok, I see how it's gonna be. If anyone needs me (not that anyone ever does), I'll be over there in the corner...alone...probably crying....

*from the Abyss* I shall feast on your tears!!! MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ONE AND ALL!!!

piddles on the floor

*comes in with a grenade launcher* Time to die, poodles! *slips on the piddle and falls down the stairs*


1 person marked this as a favorite.

*From the Abyss* I just wanted to kill a few Poodles. Why is it that much to ask? Why can't I get rid of those pests?


*sets dynamite around the Poodle Clubhouse* *lights a fuse* Say your pwayers, wabbits!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
offers video tape as "Exhibit A"

*looks nervous* Pfft! Obviously you hired someone to dress and look like me in order to blackmail me. It won't work!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yes, but you always lie to me MoMo. As exhibit "A", I present your promise to "call me the next day".

Liar! You have no proof of that! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Now I'm hungry. And tomorrow's Monday. I'm sure it all means something terrible.

Nah, I'm sure everything tomorrow will go okay. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Whelp! It's Monday. No point other than to sit and wait for the brutality.
Ah! You've finally accepted your fate! *takes bat and knocks CDP 400 feet away* It's a home run!!!!
Wow. You were able to hit CDP from 400 feet away? What a large... bat... you have.

Shut up, pervert!!! *punts Snarky*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Whelp! It's Monday. No point other than to sit and wait for the brutality.

Ah! You've finally accepted your fate! *takes bat and knocks CDP 400 feet away* It's a home run!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What about the other night? Was everything you said a lie? Even the stuff about the squeaky toys?!?

You weren't supposed to talk about that in public. /whispers That's a lie! Every bit of it!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F#~& you Mond....wait! WTF? It's Tuesday?!?

When did I start losing days?!?

*from the Abyss* It's probably my fault. I've knocked you over the head many times.
If only I could believe you when you say you love me....

No, you're mistaken. I never said that I love you. I said that I would love to kill you. Big difference.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

F#~& you Mond....wait! WTF? It's Tuesday?!?

When did I start losing days?!?

*from the Abyss* It's probably my fault. I've knocked you over the head many times.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure, that's what you always say. But I've still got it. Which means you lie to me, just like everyone else does.

If anyone needs me, I'll be under the sofa.

It's not my fault. I try. I really do. However, you always piddle on me or lay landmines for me to fall into. I never get a chance. I'm a very mistreated monster. I always have been. Nothing goes my way. *starts crying*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

*sigh*

Everyone always loses interest in me....eventually.

*from the Abyss* Cheer up. I still have interest in you. Well, interested in skinning your hide anyway.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Is that all you've got.

*sigh*

Even MoMo is starting to disappoint me. Punting! Always with the punting. Can't you try some new torment?

*from the Abyss* What do you want? How about strapping you to a chair and make you watch the Twilight movies? *sigh* Even I can't be that cruel.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Well crap. I guess I should get ready for tomorrow's abuse.

Sounds like a great plan! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
10,000 posts, baby!!!!

Holy S*~*!

Wait, was is that in poodle years?

Hiya, CDP!!! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Wheeeee!!! Look, ma! I'm flying!

*from the Abyss* Wow! That must have been a record! My Poodle punting is getting better!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MoMo. MoMo. Where fore art thou, MoMo?

Right here, ************!!!! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......
*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?
You only ever come around to hurt us, MoMo? Don't you love us for who we are?

Love? I'll love the money I'll get from skinning you. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......

*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MOMO!!! Where Have you been?!? It was hard to be depressed without you!!

*From the Abyss* I was in a long slumber. Over a year in fact. Don't worry though. I'll be around more often because I have Poodles to skin. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


*wakes from long slumber* I'm baaaaaaaack!!!! Did I miss anything?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Actually, you do. It's still there from last week.

WTF are you talking about? I don't have a sign on me..... *looks around and sees a sign on his back* F%^$!!!!


Ahhh!!!! Get off me you perverts!!!! *throws CDP & Llamafrog across the room* *dusts and dries himself off* Do I have a sign that says "hump me"?! No, I don't!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

OK Monday. We might as well get this over with.

gets ready to hump and/or piddle

Are you ready to fly? *punts CDP* Wow! I got some distance that time!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Someone went for my face once........

*From the Abyss* I tried to take you out with my baseball bat. Unfortunately, I missed.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I'm waiting until Wednesday. It's birthday humpings, not puntings.

*from the Abyss* Bah!!! Spoilsport!!!


I know that it's your birthday, Snarky! Come on out and take your birthday puntings!


*As with every Memorial Day remembers the brave monsters who gave their lives fighting the Poodle infestation*

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