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Sermignatto

The Monday Monster's page

584 posts. Alias of Garydee.


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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Wheeeee!!! Look, ma! I'm flying!

*from the Abyss* Wow! That must have been a record! My Poodle punting is getting better!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MoMo. MoMo. Where fore art thou, MoMo?

Right here, ************!!!! *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......
*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?
You only ever come around to hurt us, MoMo? Don't you love us for who we are?

Love? I'll love the money I'll get from skinning you. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Don't reply or anything. Not like I'm important, or in desperate need to have my existence validated, or anything......

*from the Abyss* My apologies. I've been busy lately. However, I'll be here this Monday to kill you. Will that make you feel better?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MOMO!!! Where Have you been?!? It was hard to be depressed without you!!

*From the Abyss* I was in a long slumber. Over a year in fact. Don't worry though. I'll be around more often because I have Poodles to skin. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


*wakes from long slumber* I'm baaaaaaaack!!!! Did I miss anything?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Actually, you do. It's still there from last week.

WTF are you talking about? I don't have a sign on me..... *looks around and sees a sign on his back* F%^$!!!!


Ahhh!!!! Get off me you perverts!!!! *throws CDP & Llamafrog across the room* *dusts and dries himself off* Do I have a sign that says "hump me"?! No, I don't!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

OK Monday. We might as well get this over with.

gets ready to hump and/or piddle

Are you ready to fly? *punts CDP* Wow! I got some distance that time!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Someone went for my face once........

*From the Abyss* I tried to take you out with my baseball bat. Unfortunately, I missed.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I'm waiting until Wednesday. It's birthday humpings, not puntings.

*from the Abyss* Bah!!! Spoilsport!!!


I know that it's your birthday, Snarky! Come on out and take your birthday puntings!


*As with every Memorial Day remembers the brave monsters who gave their lives fighting the Poodle infestation*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*replaces MoMo's knives with wet spaghetti*

WTF? Oh, well. *ties Snarky up with the spaghetti*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I declared MoMo to be today's honorary Frenchie. That means......

DIE YOU FROG BASTARD!!!

Bring it on, mutt! *takes out the skinning knives*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
You could punt him today, MoMo!

Good idea, Snarky! Btw, while you're here I might as well punt you too! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
mopes about

If it was Monday I would be there to punt you. Would that make you feel better?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I don't believe you.

You.....you're punting someone else, aren't you?

Probably those damned German Shepherds. They always were a bunch of whores.

*hangs head low* It's.....it's true. Dammit, it isn't my fault. I found a pack of Chihuahuas. They...they're lighter than you poodles and more aerodynamic. They just fly better than you. Sorry. It's....it's so complicated. I don't even know who I am anymore! *bursts into tears while running back to the Abyss*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Winter hibernation? So you're saying you don't care enough about us to come out when its cold?

Again I say - Typical.

Hey, the Abyss can get cold at times. It's best to nap through it.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*licks MoMo*

Hiya, Snarky! Long time no punt! Let me rectify that situation right now! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Another dreary Monday morning. Typical.

*wakes up from a long winter hibernation* Dreary? Monday is the best day of the week. It's the day I get to go Poodle punting! *punt*


To punt, or not to punt; that is the question!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
It's a good thing you don't know about the ballerina video, too.

Liar!!! *punt*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
What day is it, anyway?

Guess! *Punt* That's for putting me Youtube!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.
You lie!
It has 5 million views on YouTube.

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I have video. You were stone cold sober.

You lie!


*From the Abyss* *looks nervous* It's....It's....It's not my fault. Sumo was passed out from the meds and I was intoxicated. Damn it, it's not my fault!


Hiya, Poodles! Do any of you want to help me with breaking the punting distance record?


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*staggers in and slumps on the ground*

What the f%*+ day is it?

Hmm, let me take a guess here. Oh, I know! It's punt a poodle day! *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I thought it was a poodle house?

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *falls to the ground and begins having seizures*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I don't even have a liscence.....

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! It's madhouse.....a madhouse!!!!!


AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! You poodles are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Poor MoMo. He wishes he could join in the Humpday festivities.

My name isn't MoMo you &*^%$#^!!!! Just wait until next week when I put your head on a pike!


*From the Abyss* Those Poodles will pay for what they've done to me! *begins working on a new magical ritual*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*rips MoMo's jugular*

Your Demon Crane is no match for my Artery Shred.

*Blood spurts everywhere* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *plops dead*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

prepares to use his Poodle-Fu on MoMo

MONKEY STYLE LANDMINE ATTACK!!!

*Kicks landmine back in CDP's face* Take that, mutt! You're no match for me and my Demon Crane Kung Fu!


Snarky Poodle wrote:

You just punted my stunt double. Now it's my turn.

*mauls MoMo*

*throws Snarky across the room* Ha! Your mauling ability is no match for my Demon Crane stance. I am a Kung Fu master!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Where's MoMo?! I'll kill him!!

Ooh! The poodle wants to hurt me. I'm so scared. *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Gaahh!!! Where did the weekend go?

MoMo must have stolen it. That bastard! He's probably half-frenchie!

Comment ca va, CDP? *punt*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey? What happened to Monday? Maybe MoMo has amnesia.
*from the Abyss* *sigh* I overslept. Rest assured I'll be there next Monday to kill you.

There, there, MoMo! You don't have to pretend. We all lose our train of thought someti....

....SQUIRREL!!!

*From the Abyss* Pfft! Only a being possessing an inferior intelligence would let himself get distracted as something as low........SUCCUBI!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey? What happened to Monday? Maybe MoMo has amnesia.

*from the Abyss* *sigh* I overslept. Rest assured I'll be there next Monday to kill you.


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Hey! Who want to see me juggle chainsaws?

Me! Me! Me!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! I'm away being sick and you give them all the love and attention. Typical.

*From the abyss* Poor CDP. I'll be sure to punt and skin you first next time. How's that?


*Comes in and punts Snarky and Cockapoo* Disgusting vermin!


You idiots quit peeing on me and put the hose on me!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*lights MoMo on fire*

Holy $#%@!!!! I'm on fire!!!! Help me!!! Somebody put me out!!!


*Has poodle skinning knives* Come on out, Poodles! It's time to play!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
That was some f*+!ed up s@!$!

*from the Abyss* I actually thought that was hilarious, especially when he turned blue. You poodles have no sense of humor.


Snarky Poodle wrote:

Wheeeeee!

You know my favorite holiday song? Frosty the Snowman! Know why?

Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Look at Snarky go-o-o-o!
Humpity, hump hump, humpity, hump hump,
Watch him hump MoMo!

*humps MoMo*

You sunuva......*dies from being overhumped*


Hiya, Poodles! *punts Snarky and CDP*

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