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I hate to bring this up again. Wait, no I don't.

Don't forget that great Canadian sport,

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!

*whirrrr*

*beep*

*dumps bucket of sudsy water on Hurl of Sandwich*

This should take care of any lingering unpleasantness, sir.

*goes back to mopping*

Some clean shorts would have worked fine, but thanks.

UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLL!

Smells fart wafting over from Jack Thread

ACK! WRRRREEEEEEELLLLLLLTCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!

Oops! I think I sharted.

I prefer the Big Barf Theory. They had a nice ralphing segment this week.

RAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLPPPPHHHHHHHHH!

That robot sure knows how to use a wet vac.

HHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!

All Chunky soups rock, especially the split pea and ham. It's already green!

H-H-HHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

Rosie the Robot wrote:

Vomit Guy wrote:

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

This thread is getting messy.

** spoiler omitted **

I would offer to clean up a little using my inherent control over all forms of vomit, but that just goes against my nature.

Maybe we could hire a maid....

You called sir?

Yes. Clean this up.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!

Very good, sir.

*pulls out mop and bucket and starts cleaning*

See! That was my sandwich you ate!

*grabs chunk and eats it* Oops.

SPLOOOORRRRRTCH!

kinda like twice-baked potatoes...

I love the smell of vomit in the morning!

SPLOOOORRTCHHHHHH!

We could have the most dangerous of all dungeons - The Tomb of Hurlers.

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

With its own Vomitarium!

UUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Wretches would simply become retches!

[ranged touch attack]
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEETCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/ranged touch attack]

Except on weekends. Then it's

The Hurl of Sandwich wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Malice Jack wrote:

yanks finger

BBBRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPP!

Oh, lumpy.

Thanks!

Gross!

HUUUUUURRRRLLLL!!!

Who the heck are you?

*punts stranger*

I get air....sick.....

UUUUURRRRRPPP!

Malice Jack wrote:

yanks finger

BBBRRRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPP!

Oh, lumpy.

Thanks!

Gross!

HUUUUUURRRRLLLL!!!

I bet someone, at some point at GenCon, shared their consumptions in an unexpected manner.

Maybe

I was gonna go for the burgermeister look but this guy looked like he has something to share.

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRLLL!!!

Found mine! Now for an avvy...

We could also use a Prince/Princess or Priest/Priestess of Porcelain.