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I broke it all real good!

The wind? Yeah, I can tell....

HHHHHUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH...

I love running til I hurl!

I approve this message.

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Hmmm....I'm beginning to think we need to once again export our unique posts. It looks like people are already trying to duplicate us in other threads anyway. Might as well help them.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLL!!

You called?

BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

Ahh, the sweet aroma of...

HHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.........

Yo, Vomit Guy. Answer me this.

Why is it when an important person vomits during a party, their behavior is described as

"... overcome by naseau, and fell forward. It appears he lost consciousness as he toppled over onto his host ..."

but when the average Jane or John Doe vomits on their host, we just say "They vomited on the host!"

-- Andy

(This was the only video I could find of this, but I do recall how Barbara Bush was taking care of business before the Secret Service really had figured out how to "handle" this situation!)

It's because the media has yet to embrace the awesomeness that is vomiting! It makes me sick!

HHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

HUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Days of Our Unlives?

As The Stomach Churns?

HHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I ate a waffle shaped like the state of Texas.

Was it blue?

*vomits*

Mmmm...Texas Waffle Chunks.......

HUUUUUURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!

I love me a good chunderstorm. :)

FIFY

Me too!

HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Mothman wrote:

Hello everyone.

Man it takes a while to catch up on 500+ posts.

I am feeling somewhat ill (presumably not FAWTL reading related ... hopefully it just means I ate a bit too much at lunch, not that I am coming down with something or have another migraine coming on ...)

Oh dude I hope I didn't give you the flu at the game - its horrid.... My ribs still hurt from the throwing up.

I was Chunder struck, Took a trip to Europe, Talked to god on the big white phone, I drove the porcelain bus, I said hello ralph, I did a Technicolor yawn, had a liquid laugh, I decided to scream at one's feet, I served a Kerbside quiche, tossed a Pavement pizza, parked a carpet tiger, and did a Rainbow sneeze.

All day Saturday....

What made it worse was my whole family was sick with the same flu.

I'm impressed and sympathetic.

Me? I'm hungry!

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.

are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P

I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.

Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)

Just do a better job at spoilering than I did. I am sure you can out whopper me by a mile. well as long as we leave out fat strippers trying to flash you for a free soft drink.

** spoiler omitted **

....should I go on?

HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Something's wrong with that meat.

HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!

Good morning, everyone!

Welcome back, Solnes!

Why is it that I think if I start a Muppet appreciation thread someone would vomit their theory on why Muppets are evil on the thread?

Muppets give me an upset tummy. and evil gas.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

FRAPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT!

Phewwy!

And some things shouldn't be hurried...

HUUUURRRLLLLLLLLL!

HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

The Hurl of Sandwich wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Did I mention I feel sick from that greasy lunch? Because I do.

*sympathies*

'I can't believe I ate the whoooole thinnnng', eh? Or, was it just a bad Thing?

A combination. I just know that now would be a bad time to read the Vomit Guy thread.

Then we shall visit you!

HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

** spoiler omitted **

Aww, I could never be mad at you guys :)

Even if we threw up on your shoes?

SPLOOORRRTTCHHHH!

Emperor7 wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Did I mention I feel sick from that greasy lunch? Because I do.

*sympathies*

'I can't believe I ate the whoooole thinnnng', eh? Or, was it just a bad Thing?

A combination. I just know that now would be a bad time to read the Vomit Guy thread.

Then we shall visit you!

HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

Happy Birthday, Aberzombie.

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to me!

And to all of your aliases!!!! :)

*eats too much cake, and...*

HUUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLL!

If you gentlemen like cleavage, you'll love mine. You could drive a truck through it.

HUUUUUUURRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

HUUUURRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

MEEELLLLPPHHHH!

I'll stand in for him!

WWRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!

Vomit Guy wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I for one welcome his vomitiness visiting those posts. Many of them are quite worthy of his splurchy goodness.

You...You like me! You really like me! I'm so happy I could...

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

*hugs vomit guy*

We're all in this together. All hail the SPEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Hey guys! Has anyone seen my lunch?

HHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!

Oh, there it is! Anyone want to share?

Or me.

We should make a group of 'People Ignored By Solnes'

I tried to get the girlie to barf in bold but she wouldn't. *sob*

*wracking sobs lead to inevitable...

BBBLLLLLEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!

Granny wrote:

lynora wrote:

Granny wrote:

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.

That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!

You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!

Ahhhhhh... sugar! Whut we gots here! One a dem fine lil thangs, c'mer suger boobs, and let ol Granny show ya the other side!

Eeeeeeeeeew! No way. I don't go for old, undead chicks.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarph!

Still not feelin' it, eh? Try bold for the gold!

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPH!

Granny wrote:

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

shanky cusses to f@!!ing much.

That's f~!&ing right, f~!&er! f~!& f~!& s!*! f~!&!

You gots a lotta foul things commin' outta that mouf... wontchu come over here and put sumthin foul in it sugar britches.

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!

Good start, but you gotta bring it up from way down low.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHH!

BLAAAARRRPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pumpkin ravioli for lunch. It wasn't very good.

BLAAARRRPPPPPPPPHHHH!

Moorluck wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

flash_cxxi wrote:

Nay...

I ain't sharing my pics with noone but Moorluck and Solnes...

And myself... ;)

She did say I could share those pics with whomever I wanted though.... you know the ones that we got all creative with. ;)

Awww... why should someone else get to share in the wonder of our creative juices... :D

Juice?

HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!

Boy cat = spraying, until it is neutered.

= HURL!

All this zombie food makes me want to

MMPH...

Ooh, I thought I was going to spew, but I didn't. That always seems to ha-BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPH!

There it is.

Few things worse than a fake spew. Very painful. The memory of it makes me need to HHHAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

Ouch.....

*whimper*

The smell of horse always makes me....

CHHHHHHUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLLLL!

Mmmm.....nachos.

BLAAAAAAAARRRRRPH!!!!

Umm...Boss? I don't think that's nacho cheese.

URRRRPPPPPHHHH!

We should form our own sports team. Maybe join a softball league or something.

I bet we could keep those other teams on their toes. Or, at the very least, PUUUUUUUUUUKE on their toes.

Bet no one could hit one our Puke Balls, especially when it's HUUUURRRLLLLLLLED at them at 100 mph.

Guess my favorite brand of soup

I just threw up in my mouth. Tasty!

Now to share,

HHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Don't eat so much turkey that you

The Raja of Retching wrote:

I must say. This is the most disgusting thread I've seen on this website. How it keeps from being locked....

** spoiler omitted **

I suppose Gary and Ross are just to disgusted to come in and clos...

PUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They must not have the stomach for it...

HHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!

I regret that I have but one

HHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRCCCCCCHHHHHHH!

to give to my country.

Well, maybe two...

SSSSPLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRCCCHHHHHH!

Vomit and farts. The international languages.

BBRRRRAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

PFFFRRRAAAAPPPPPPP!

BONUS!

That is a truly inspiring story, HUUUUUURRRRRL. I shall declare you're Barf Shirt a holy relic!

I'm so choked up I'm gonna

BLLLLAAAARRRRPPP!

RL story. My buds have an annual 'All Guys' camping trip. Complete with our own Barf Shirt. Blue t-shirt with barf pocket sewn on the front. The shirt passes on to the next guy to barf, and is not supposed to be cleaned. Ever.

Just thinking about this makes me want to

RAAAALPPPPHHHHHH!

Is that vomit on your shirt, or are you just happy see me?

BLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!

At the risk of being repetitive...

I hate to bring this up again. Wait, no I don't.

Don't forget that great Canadian sport,

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!

*whirrrr*

*beep*

*dumps bucket of sudsy water on Hurl of Sandwich*

This should take care of any lingering unpleasantness, sir.

*goes back to mopping*

Some clean shorts would have worked fine, but thanks.

UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLL!