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Dan Luckett wrote:
Wait, I thought this thread was about GM's giving out Jerky at their table? That's not good?

Mmmmm... jerrrrrky.


Joseph Caubo wrote:
Red herrings do not add to this discussion

But they taste good battered and deep fried! NOM NOM NOM


FIREBALL!

It's really just me shooting my bow.


Painlord wrote:

As far as classes I can't stand: none, really. Go nuts.

-Pain

What about the special playtest class called the "Kyle Baird?" I heard it's a mix of gunslinger, magus, ninja, bard, barbarian, and troll.


Excellent question! Here are two of my most memorable moments oh Mighty Overlord:

#29: The Devil We Know Part I - Shipardyard Rats
Gen Con 2009
GM: Szarkel

Spoiler:
Our party is below deck beating on some half-orc goons when we the voice of a woman yell for her goons to come above deck. Thinking fast, the party's half-orc disguises himself as one of her goons and hurries up to talk to her. She asks a couple of simple questions, none of which he can answer until he says, "uh... Surprise?!" and flings a hand axe at her.

This was memorable because it was my first second time playing PFS and first time at a convention (Gen Con of all things). The hilarity lies in the great roleplaying of a low charisma half-orc fighter. It was a great idea on paper, but its failure made it memorable.

#2-16: The Flesh Collector
Who's Yer Con 2011
GM: Todd Morgan

Spoiler:
We participated in a midnight madness and the first night we essentially completed the scenario, except that we didn't completely get rid of the ghost. We decided to play again the following night and head back to the monstary to take her out for good. Great idea, right? No. Apparently she's buddy buddy with a freaking purple worm. I spent several rounds in the belly of that thing with no way out. I had never felt so hopeless as a PC and to be clear, I greatly enjoyed this experience.

I think I found this experience memorable primarily because of the table composition and an EPIC GMing performance. Combining those with a great encounter combination certainly helped.


Todd Morgan wrote:
More than one post, Mark is disqualified!

Bahahahhahaha! *evil grin*


TwilightKnight wrote:
Painlord wrote:
Byle Kaird
This beast definitely needs to be outlawed ;-)

Gets heem!


Quack!


Mark Moreland wrote:
Goblin fetus ears on the other hand...

NOM NOM NOM


What a great question! ;-)

I'd like to see an extra Pathfinder Society Scenario published.


Doug Doug wrote:
...but if you were new to the organized play system and started reading about sub-tiers (mea culpa), playing up, playing down, playing out of tier and fractional APLs your head might start to spin.

You spin my head right round...


James Jacobs wrote:


Are you just trying to have the last word on the topic? Because I can always cheat by locking the thread if I want... ;-P

Word!


Holy smurf that's a lot of half-orcs!


MUHUHAHAHAHA.


The Earl of Sandwich wrote:
...what is the policy on young children at Paizocon?

They must come preseasoned. We'll supply the bbq pit.


Shoanti Jim wrote:

Goblins? Meh. Release the colossal Iron Golems and Fire Elementals!

- Shoanti Jim, Battlepriest of Gorum

Meh? Whats you gots against goblins?!


The Computer wrote:
...release the Goblins.

Burns them!


Imagine what my brains are worth! Solid GOLD I tell ya!


I mate meeples.


Cannon Lawyer wrote:
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so 2000-LATE..


The forces of KaeYoss can never be controlled by any Cannon Lawyer!


Kyle Baird wrote:
Beastman wrote:
I'm missing a good riddle-filled dungeon crawl with puzzles, riddles, traps that can be disabled/overcome with logic and not just a roll of the dice. less muscle, more brain...
+1

+2 ;)


Lisa Stevens wrote:

We aren't going to announce the print run. Besides, it is so much fun watching everybody make their guesses and the rationale for why they think that! :)

I will say that some of you are low and some of you are high. :)

-Lisa

I think Paizo did an initial print run of 51,458,692 books. That's my guess. That's ONLY about $500 million in profit (give or take few dozen million). So what island are you buying Lisa?


*hopping up and down*

How about now?!


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
This could happen today.

You teaser!


I can has rulez now?


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
You'll know very, very soon.

Now?!


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
You'll know very, very soon.

How about now? ;)


61. ME! Cuz your dog just raised its leg on me again!



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