The Eldritch Mr. Shiny's page

After the fact, I couldn't believe the gypsy gal was the chick with the Dragon Tattoo.

I love her so much. But what can I say, she's my type.

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Maybe the new Sherlock Holmes flick.

I liked it a lot!

Saw it last night with the wife. Rather intense movie, although they kinda brushed aside all the things that made the first movie so amazing. It's quite an okay flick, although it could have been amazing.

But... It's a Guy Ritchie movie... Everything he touches turns to awesome...

Send more cops! The last ones were delicious!

+1

Man, now I'm really pissed I can't own guns any more...

Well, technically you can still own them, just not legally.

Truth be told, I don't think a man, or woman, could go wrong with any of the three.

Me, I'm old-school.

Bitter Thorn wrote:

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

io9 article if famous writers had written Twilight.

LOL!

I liked the Ayn Rand one.

It too would suck, yet be considered a classic at the same time.

+1

No.

Yes.

Yes, but in a good way.

No.

Not really.

Thread bump.

My mother once forgot how to spell a.

...I don't talk about my family much.

Sounds a bit like my mother. For example:

Ma Shiny: "You know that line, from that movie? It starts with 'I'."
Me: "You gotta throw me a bone here..."

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Mine would suck the marrow out of yours' dead dry bones.

Sheeeeeet, my family is from the f$$&ing Appalachians, I even have a Cousin Bo! O.o

They'd skin yours and hang the hides out in front of their f&%&ing cabins. :P

I got cousins in the IRA. Does that count?

Found out a friend of mine was killed in a car crash two days ago, along with another person I didn't know. Two other people are in intensive care. My friend was driving, he was drunk, and he wasn't wearing a seatbelt. They found his body nearly a hundred yards away from what was left of his car, floating in a farm pond.

We were never super close, and he wasn't blessed with an abundance of brains, but he was a good guy, and it was a pleasure to work at the same garage as he did.

RIP Ryan Quigley 1986 - 2011.

Treppa wrote:

RuPaul.

Woops, wrong Paul. Isn't he gorgeous?

That's funny that there is.

Not a fan of either.

Weird, I like both...

Oh well, here's to some pretzels and beer.

I was thinking the exact same thing. +1

I love RuPaul.

Who doesn't love RuPaul.

RuPaul's Drag Race is way more entertaining than you'd think...

If anyone didn't hear on FB:

Just a heads up: a good friend of mine is going to be starting up a play-by-post game on Paizo, and said that he wanted gamers with experience, preferably board regulars, as players. I figured I'd help him recruit over here. The system is a Pathfinder-based homebrew with heavily modified classes set in a homebrew world. Anyone interested? If so, the recruitment thread is here.

I'm slot 1, right?

Cool, I'll write up an intro and jump in.

The Traveling Wilburys, with Dhani Harrison - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps (live)" (cover)
Red Fang - "Prehistoric Dog"
The Loved Ones - "Johnny 99" (cover)
In Gowan Ring - "The Seer and the Seen"
Drewsif Stalin - "E.T." (cover)
Beyond Dishonor, featuring Tiffany Orbin - "E.T." (cover)
KoRn and Skrillex - "Get Up"
Toby Keith - "As Good As I Once Was"
Misfits - "Mommy Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight"
Captain Tractor - "Another Drinking Song"
Black Flag - "Police Story (live)"
Black Flag - "My War (live)"
Social Distortion - "Story Of My Life"
Green Day - "At the Library"
Green Day - "I Was There"
Green Day - "The Judge's Daughter"
Green Day - "Knowledge" (cover)
Cockney Rejects - "Oi! Oi! Oi!"
Rollins Band - "Move Right In" (cover/mashup w/lyrics)
Various Production, featuring Cat Power - "The World is Gone"
Killing Joke - "The Death and Resurrection Show"
Chronic Future - "New York, NY"
Ghoul - "Gutbucket Blues"
IAMX - "Kiss and Swallow"
Shiny Toy Guns - "You Are The One"

Goodbye hangover, hello play-by-post.

Still here, just a little late to the party. Am I still in?

Male, 25 years old. Started playing with D&D 3.0 in 2000, then moved on to 3.5 and Savage Worlds, then Pathfinder. Tried to join the US Army once, but was declared unfit for service. No, I'm not telling you why.

Hey, no problem.

Also, F@#& I STILL HAVE TWO EPISODES OF THIS SHOW TO EDIT AND UPLOAD.

The Beatles - "Helter Skelter"
Paul McCartney - "Helter Skelter (live)"
John Lennon - "Serve Yourself"
Buddy Holly and the Crickets - "That'll Be The Day"
Colin Hay - "Waiting For My Real Life To Begin"
Colin Hay - "Are You Looking At Me?"
Colin Hay - "Beautiful World"
Colin Hay - "Overkill"
Richard Shindell - "Darkness Darkness" (cover)
Richard Shindell - "The Next Best Western"
Social Distortion - "Ring Of Fire" (cover)
The Platters - "My Prayer"
Johnny Cash and Hank Williams Jr. - "That Old Wheel"
Black Flag - "Drinking and Driving"
Down - "Temptation's Wings"
Rammstein - "Buck Dich"
Rammstein - "Reise, Reise"
Rammstein and Viktoria Fersh - "Moskau"
Roy Orbison - "In Dreams"
Flogging Molly - "What's Left of the Flag"
Flogging Molly - "Devil's Dance Floor"
ZZ Top - "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide"
The W's - "The Devil is Bad"
Pain - "Full Speed Ahead"
Thin Lizzy - "Dancing in the Moonlight"

Drug damage can go f&#$ itself. I slept for eighteen hours last night, I have to get up in four hours, and I haven't slept yet. Parents, take note, this is what happens when you give massive doses of neurotransmitter re-uptake inhibitors to your twelve-year-old. Their brain won't develop right, and as a result their sleep schedule will roll like an egg, and make it very hard for them to function as a normal human.

Apparently some guy who is suspected of murder just escaped police custody a couple miles from our house.

Well, take comfort in the fact that if anyone out there can stop the guy, it's you.

Just got a phone call from a friend that had dropped off the map for almost a year. I always like it when that happens, even though phones scare the s++@ out of me.

That was political? I thought it was just fun. My apologies.

I didn't think it was political either. I just thought it was a terrible pun...

Mister Moorluck wrote:

It's time to show everybody how we get our Irish up!

Like this?

No.

Clutch - "The Devil and Me"

Thin Lizzy - "Dancing in the Moonlight"

Jerry Jeff Walker - "L.A. Freeway" (Guy Clark cover)

No Use For A Name - "The Trumpet Player"

Red Fang - "Prehistoric Dog"

Mastodon - "Curl of the Burl"

Reel Big Fish - "Don't Start A Band"

Pain - "Full Speed Ahead"

Ozma - "Domino Effect"

Johnny Cash and Hank Williams Jr. - "That Old Wheel"

Richard Thompson - "Tear Stained Letter"

Flogging Molly - "What's Left of the Flag"

Roy Orbison - "In Dreams"

Down - "Stone the Crow"

Black Flag - "I've Had It"

Cockney Rejects - "Oi Oi Oi"

John McDermott - "The Minstrel Boy" (traditional)

Social Distortion - "Machine Gun Blues"

Down - "Temptation's Wings"

Old Crow Medicine Show - "Wagon Wheel" (Bob Dylan cover)

The Platters - "My Prayer" (Glenn Miller cover)

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

I was thinking more along the lines of some of t.A.T.u.'s Russian videos. ;)

OK, that's all good then.

You know, I still like them. I know it's wrong, but I really like them.

Well, they're hot, I'll give you that.

FAWTL Radio, I look forward to Shiny's offerings.

NICE.

I was thinking more along the lines of some of t.A.T.u.'s Russian videos. ;)

OK, that's all good then.

Moorluck wrote:

We need a FAWTL offshoot... maybe a "FAWTL Radio", post music videos we enjoy?

Nekkid Music videos for ToP. I can get behind that. :D

Unless it's that one Rammstein video where they're all performing naked. Or that one Red Hot Chili Peppers concert where they went out on stage wearing nothing but socks on their dicks...

Yeah; they're all whores.

I believe the term is "companion".

I f~&!ing hate wrapping Christmas presents.

That's why I don't wrap 'em.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Strangely enough, the weirdness stopped once I left the TV station job...

Maybe you acted like a capacitor?

You never know...

Well... You are Eldritch. And Shiny. Probably working off paradoxes or crisis energy or something.

I'm really Sebastian Shaw in disguise.

Now he's twirling the swords to this song. O.o

Apparently, your son is the Second Coming.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

TOZ wrote:

I hear Gary thinks there shouldn't be any more FaWtL threads...

That's mean. That's downright mean.

Besides, it could be named The Magnificient FAWTL Seven

Good one. Or Seventh Son of FAWTL.

Both good ones... but I'm kinda partial to 7th Son of FAWTL. :)

I said it before, and I'll say it again: FAWTL Attraction.

Twiztid - "What's That?"
Mumford and Sons - "Roll Away Your Stone"
Pearl Jam - "Better Man"
TryHardNinja - "Melee All Night" (Lady Gaga parody)
Nightwish - "Amaranth"
Nightwish - "Bye Bye Beautiful"
Nightwish - "The Islander"
Nightwish - "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Lordi - "Hard Rock Halleleujah"
Lily Allen - "Who'd Have Known"
Lily Allen - "Chinese"
Eminem - "Stand"
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - "The Impression That I Get"
Nirvana - "I Hate Myself And Want To Die"
Within Temptation - "Mother Earth"
Black Flag - "Police Story"
Black Flag - "I've Had It"
Andrew WK - "She Is Beautiful"
Prydein - "The Minstrel Boy (live)" (traditional)
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros - "The Minstrel Boy" (traditional)
The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem - "The Minstrel Boy" (traditional)
The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem - "The Rising of the Moon"
Seether - "Tonight"
Shinedown - "Second Chance"
Shinedown - "45"

Anyone notice that the paragraph formatting has started to go haywire ever since the box was put in place?

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

Rudolph, he will change his name

Because Rudolph just sounds pretty lame.
Now we'll call him Ragnagord, the evil reindeer overlord.
His nose it shall be red no more.
It will be blackened to the core.
His eyes will glow an evil glow to guide his chariot through the snow.

Here's hoping that, if a sequel gets made, they get someone to actually adapt some of the Conan stories - Red Nails, anyone?

I'm rooting for a 'Queen of the Black Coast' or 'Hour of the Dragon' film myself.

Queensland is probably like the south in the US, lovely people, who slightly parochial - beautiful place full of theme parks and natural wonders.

Ha ha ha ha ha...