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I'm procrastinating really bad right now...

I have four close friends that I promised I'd call, but I'm too scared to pick up the phone. I haven't talked to each of them in anywhere from a week to six months.

That, and I've got a promo piece that I promised I'd finish painting last week.

F#+$...


InVinoVeritas wrote:
I was going to recommend the Bas-Lag series, too, although I don't consider the endings in the first two books entirely ambiguous. All the protagonists (can't really call them heroes) are either dead or utterly soured on the existence they call life. Okay, one of them might actually be kind of happy, not that it means much anymore.

Poor word choice on my part, I apologize.


Kajehase wrote:
So... after an 8-hour walk in strong wind, my hair looks a lot like this... it's almost enough to make me convert to the hair-gel users' club.

Could be a lot worse.


Anything by Joe Abercrombie. Also, China Mieville's Bas-Lag trilogy (no real clear-cut good guys or bad guys, the first two end ambiguously, the third has a sort of two-sided symbolic ending).


Bob Dylan - "I Threw It All Away"
Hard-Ons, featuring Neil Hamburger - "Six Pack" (cover)
Meat Loaf - "Bat Out Of Hell"
Nirvana - "Heart-Shaped Box"
Marilyn Manson - "The Beautiful People"
Dropkick Murphys - "Loyal to No One"
Flogging Molly - "What's Left of the Flag"
Flogging Molly - "Rebels of the Sacred Heart"
Georgia Satellites - "Keep Your Hands To Yourself"
Wire - "Outdoor Miner"
Pantera - "Walk"
Dr. Ralph Stanley - "O Death"
ZZ Top - "Cheap Sunglasses"
Edguy - "New Age Messiah"
Children of Bodom - "She Is Beautiful" (cover)
Children of Bodom - "Umbrella" (cover)
Children of Bodom - "Lookin' Out My Back Door" (cover)
Richard Thompson - "Persuasion (live)"
Richard Thompson - "Oops, I Did It Again (live)" (cover)
Black Flag - "I've Had It"
New Misfits - "Rise Above (live)" (cover)
New Misfits - "Dig Up Her Bones"
Mark Erelli - "Hope Dies Last"
Mark Erelli - "Basement Days"
Mark Erelli - "Passing Through"




Crimson Jester wrote:
Oh ...shiney.

You rang?


Freehold DM wrote:
hair is weird. This is why I shave my head.

I concur. But I live in places that get some of the coldest temperatures in the northeast. So I shave my head in the summer and slick my hair back Mike Ness style in the winter so I don't have to deal with it.


I used to hang out with a bad crew, and drank a lot and did a lot of drugs when I was 13-15. It really messed me up, and when I found out what Straight Edge was when I was 16, it was a godsend. I really got my s~*% together. Unfortunately, I took it way too seriously, and way too literally.

This past summer, a friend and former co-worker told me I was wrapped tighter than anyone he'd ever met, and asked me why I didn't drink. I gave him some b$@!&$+$ reason, and went on with my day. What he said stuck in my head, though, and a month or so ago, after hanging out with him again, I had one drink.

Now, keep in mind, I've got more than a few screws loose. This year, I was diagnosed with adult ADHD and severe Avoidant Personality Disorder (an anxiety spectrum disorder). I have paranoid episodes where I'm afraid to go outside. As soon as the alcohol hit my bloodstream, I was able to put all of the paranoid ideation aside and truly relax for one of the first times in nearly ten years. Since then, I've had a drink every couple of days, and it seems to be doing some good.

Thanks, Cody, for telling me I was full of s&~!. I'm a better man for it, and I promise to be careful.


I love the "hide thread" button. I've been on this site a lot more since it appeared. Thanks, Gary!


OK, here's a musical mystery for you:

I was listening to the radio driving back from Glens Falls, and a song came on some indie rock station. It was some hipster-ish tune that seemed to be lifted whole cloth from Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People," only with the key changed. It was so close that I was actually able to sing along to the song with Manson's lyrics instead of hipster band's. Does anyone know this song?


Mastodon - "Creature Lives"
Mastodon - "Curl of the Burl"
Down - "Stone the Crow"
Down - "Stone the Crow (acoustic)"
Down - "Ghosts Along the Mississippi"
Ramones - "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (live)"
Ramones - "Rockaway Beach (live)"
The Wolfe Tones - "The Helicopter Song"
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, with Karen O - "Immigrant Song" (cover)
Roodz - "For the Crow"
Ashley Sofia - "Summer Dress"
Yoshida Brothers - "Rising"
Edguy - "All The Clowns"
Edguy - "King of Fools"
Edguy - "Robin Hood"
Edguy - "Holy Water"
Lars Eriksson - "I Threw It All Away" (cover)
Diamanda Galas - "Double Barrel Prayer"
Nouvelle Vague - "Heart of Glass" (cover)
Nouvelle Vague - "Too Drunk To F@$&" (cover)
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - "We Call Upon The Author (live)"
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - "God Is In The House (live)"
Rainbow - "Man on the Silver Mountain"
Rainbow - "Gates of Babylon"
Rainbow - "The Temple of the King"


Black_Lantern wrote:
Having the feeling you have no idea how to truly support yourself. On top of that wanting to leave your home town but not knowing where to go. That nearly everything is the same every single day.

Same here, man.


Patrick Curtin wrote:

Ah Christmas Carols! You have come forth in your meme-y borginess to colonize my forebrain!

clears throat

'Oh little town of Butcher shop ......'

(Beth Laham means 'meat house' in Hebrew, always makes me snicker)

I remember hearing it meant "bread house". Which is just as funny.


Moorluck wrote:
And check out his Medusa, NSFW.

YES.


Moorluck wrote:

One of the loveliest models I have seen in a long time.

Had to share with you folks.

Pretty damn good, but this lady's more my type.


Moorluck wrote:
aeglos wrote:

Me

Pssword is Aeglos (as well for the sub-albums if someone is interested)
I have that Iron Maiden T-shirt.

Never figured you for a Maiden fan.


In other news, my genealogically-inclined family has dug up some more dirt on some of our relatives. I got this e-mail message today:

Your grandfather got to thinking about your comment about Typhoid Mary Mallon. It occurred to him that there is at least one more infamous Mallon – a Kevin Mallon – who took part in the first successful helicopter prison break over in Ireland several years ago. Makes my heart swell with pride!

I had to dig further, and found the following information:

In 1971, IRA operatives Kevin Mallon and J.B. O'Hagan, as well as IRA Chief of Staff Seamus Twomey were incarcerated at Mountjoy Prison under suspicion of terrorism. Two years later, a group of IRA operatives (accompanied by an unknown man, possibly an American CIA agent) stole a helicopter and broke them out. After the breakout from Mountjoy, Kevin Mallon was arrested, imprisoned, and escaped at least two more times from two different prisons. A band called The Wolfe Tones wrote a song about the incident in 1973.

So, along with mad scientists, mobsters, mythical demon-blooded giants, prehistoric Irish cave-dwellers, rebels, and passive disease carriers, my lineage now includes terrorists. Positively Lovecraftian, that.


Huh. Sounds like Alice In Chains trying to play country music. Very Australian. I like it.


Celestial Healer wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Yep, that's my university alright.
In his defense, that was probably way more interesting than anything anyone else did in Syracuse that night.

Point taken.



houstonderek wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jerry Only wrote:
DEVILOCK!
When did the Hulk go grunge?
Around 1990-something with the help of Peter David.
+1
Since when are the Misfits grunge???
The Misfits aren't grunge. The Hulk's grunge. Jeez, get with the program...
But he said. after you devil locked. Man. This is hard.

Nice. That one got an audible from me.


houstonderek wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jerry Only wrote:
DEVILOCK!
When did the Hulk go grunge?
Around 1990-something with the help of Peter David.
+1
Since when are the Misfits grunge???

The Misfits aren't grunge. The Hulk's grunge. Jeez, get with the program...


Jerry Only wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jerry Only wrote:
DEVILOCK!
When did the Hulk go grunge?
MISFITS NEVER SOLD OUT! REALLY!

Spoiler:
Sad thing is, I actually really like that song. The rest of the album and all subsequent releases sucked hard, but "Dig Up Her Bones" is pretty solid.

BluePigeon wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Jerry Only wrote:
DEVILOCK!
When did the Hulk go grunge?
Around 1990-something with the help of Peter David.

+1


Any word on the genre of the song? Remember any of the lyrics?

Digging up long-lost songs is my specialty.


Shadowborn wrote:

Working at a by-the-slice pizza place as a teenager:

A woman keeps coming up to the counter, looking at the pizza, and then walking away again. She does this several times. I'm away from the counter washing pans. The first time I call out to her if she needs help, she just leaves again. Finally I get up to the counter and she comes back again, staring intently through the glass at the pizza. I ask her again if I can help. She stands there for a bit, and then asks:

Woman: "What's the difference between the pepperoni pizza and the cheese pizza?"

Me (after a pause): "Well, the pepperoni pizza has pepperoni on it."

Woman: "What about the cheese pizza?"

Me: (again, another pause, wondering if she's messing with me) "It only has cheese on it..."

Woman: "Just cheese? No sauce?"

Me: "Yes, it has sauce. All of our pizzas have sauce."

Then she stares at the pizzas a while longer before wandering off without another word.

Mind. Blown.


aeglos wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Recent one of me. Not that anyone cares.
link does not work, Shiny

Fixed.


Attack In Black - "Years (By One Thousand Fingertips)"
Attack In Black - "Young Leaves"
Twitching Tongues - "I Fell From Grace Feet First"
The Black Keys - "Tighten Up"
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, and Karen O - "Immigrant Song" (cover)
Mike Watt - "Tied a Reed 'Round My Waist (live)"
Globus - "Crusaders of the Light"
Social Distortion - "Writing on the Wall"
Jeremy Soule - "Nerevar Rising (Morrowind theme)"
Jeremy Soule - "Drumbeat of the Dunmer"
Jeremy Soule - "Bright Spears, Dark Blood"
Jeremy Soule - "Fate's Quickening"
Andras Ellendersen - "Curl of the Burl" (cover)
Voxtrot - "Soft and Warm"
Voxtrot - "Rise Up In The Dirt"
Voxtrot - "Every Day"
Thin Lizzy - "Emerald"
Misfits - "Devilock"
Hoax - "Suicide Pact"
Florence and the Machine - "Dog Days are Over"
Paul Brady and the Forest Rangers - "Gimme Shelter" (cover)
Pearl Jam - "The End"
Cockney Rejects - "Oi! Oi! Oi!"
Dropkick Murphys - "Barroom Hero"
Bullet For My Valentine - "Hearts Burst Into Fire"


I love it when people flatly deny things that are obvious to everyone else. And the rock lady was venturing into Crocoduck territory with that particular whopper.


Mothman wrote:
It was a magic rock of course.

That's IT! A meteorite teleported itself through her engine block and busted up her wheel!


Moorluck wrote:
I think our rather frank and open discussion of erotic art has frightened everyone off.

You'd think that all this talk of naked ladies would draw more people in, not scare them away...


As far as work stories go, I think this is the best one I've got.

Up until about two months ago, I was a junior laborer at a garage and truck service station. My job was to change oil, change tires, and clean the shop--basically anything the mechanics didn't want to do. The station was in the middle of nowhere outside of Ticonderoga, NY, at the intersection of two main highways: NY Route 9N and NY Route 22/Route 76 to Interstate 87; so we had a lot of out-of-towners coming through, as well as a lot of truckers hauling lumber and building materials.

One day, the head mechanic, Floyd, notices that a car is stopped dead in the middle of the intersection. As we watched, a woman in her sixties and a teenage girl got out of the car and started to walk towards the garage. Floyd figured that her engine stalled, so he sent me and the senior laborer, Cody, out with the tow truck to get the car. We meet the old woman halfway there, and ask her what happened. She insisted that as she was coming down the road near the intersection, the wheels just stopped turning, and the car skidded to a stop. She also added that she thought the car was out of gas.

Cody and I shook our heads--this happened all the time. People coming from I-87 thought that they could coast down the mountain on fumes and pull into our gas pumps, but often ran out of steam halfway down. When we went to hook up the winch, however, we found a different story. The left front wheel was jammed into the wheel well sideways, the axle bent nearly at a 45-degree angle. The source of the problem was readily apparent: a clearly visible, football-sized rock jammed between the axle, the wheel well, and the brake assembly.

When we towed the car back to the shop, we tried to explain to the woman what happened. Her reaction was priceless:

Woman: "How'd that rock get there."
Cody: "Uh, ma'am, it looks like you hit it with your car and bent the front axle."
Woman: "Of course I didn't. You'd think I'd notice if I hit a rock that big."
Floyd: "Well, obviously, you hit the rock at some speed. You'd have had to, in order to jam it up into the axle like that."
Woman: "...And what would a rock like that be doing in the highway."
Me: "Probably fell off a dump truck headed for the paper mill."
Woman: "But I didn't hit the rock!"
Floyd: "Yes, you did!"

It went on like this for about fifteen minutes until she finally gave up and let Floyd repair the damage. F!*&ing tourists.


Sharoth wrote:
~Zaps Mr. Shiny with a death ray~

Death ray? Fiddlesticks!


The 8th Dwarf wrote:
How many of you guys grew up in the 80's?

I was born in the '80s. Does that count?


meatrace wrote:
This is my absolute favorite. In all likelihood these idiots at Verizon were in the room next to me when I worked at this call center that had multiple contracts.

That just made my week.


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Yup. We have trees here and everything. You must be a new yorker, the rest of the country thinks the entire state is paved...

Damn straight. I'm originally from Syracuse and grew up two hours north of Albany.


Crimson Jester wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Strangely enough, the weirdness stopped once I left the TV station job...
Maybe you acted like a capacitor?

You never know...


BigNorseWolf wrote:

Me: "Excuse me sir, But you need to have your dog on a leash in the park"

Guy: "He's well behaved and wouldn't hurt anything.

Me: " I believe you, its just that we have a lot of folks from the city here who are afraid of dogs, and there are a lot of wild anima...

*giant grandaddy raccoon pops out of the garbage can, hisses at the dog , dog starts barking hysterically and needs to be dragged away from having its face torn off*

Guy: ...."Did you train the raccoon to do that or something?"

Ah, downstate New York...


Moff Rimmer wrote:
The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
I had this urge to have salsa and nachos for dinner. So, I poured a bunch of salsa into a bowl, added a bunch of sharp cheddar cheese, and then grabbed the sour cream. The expiration date was 14 OCT 11... :( ...and it sure tasted good! :D

My wife has been coughing and has had a sore throat for quite a while now. (Hopefully she's getting over it.) A week ago, she asked if we still had "that cough syrup in the cupboard". I looked -- sure enough it was there. "Let's check the expiration date to see if it's still good." Expiration date -- July, 1999.

So, uh, I should go to the store and get some new cough syrup then, right?

About a month back, my mother hired me to do some heavy duty cleaning and repair in her garage and basement. While I was at the house, I looked in the refrigerator, and, to my horror, found a whole mess of condiments (and beer) that had expired when I was in F#+~ING MIDDLE SCHOOL. Thanks, mom.


Crimson Jester wrote:
he he he hehe...I forgot about that one.

Strangely enough, the weirdness stopped once I left the TV station job...


Recent one of me. Not that anyone cares.


Zeugma wrote:
Given that this is free internet advice from a stranger with no background in medicine: Why not just get a pill cutter and cut the dose to something manageable? Not ideal, but better than being sick every time you take your meds.

I thought of that too, but I'd have to cut the pills into thirds, and take two-thirds of a pill every day. And on top of that, the pills themselves are made of a coated compressed material that shatters when you try to cut them, making it impossible to get a measured dose.

Of course, it's all a moot point now. The doc found out that the drugs were what was causing my recent stomach ulcers, and I had to stop taking them.


Need I remind anyone of this thread?


Mt. Eden - "Omen"
Mt. Eden - "Sierra Leone"
Mt. Eden - "Frozen"
Various Production, featuring Cat Power - "The World Is Gone"
In Gowan Ring - "Hazel Steps"
Rollins Band - "Move Right In"
Edguy - "Superheroes"
Edguy - "All the Clowns"
Edguy - "New Age Messiah"
Edguy - "Return to the Tribe"
Edguy - "Lavatory Love Machine"
Edguy - "Wasted Time"
Fat Pat - "Tops Drop"
Mastodon - "Emerald" (cover)
Digital Underground - "Humpty Dance"
Tim Minchin - "White Wine in the Sun"
Tim Minchin - "Drowned"
Joyce Manor - "Done Right Discount Flooring"
Mumford And Sons - "Wagon Wheel" (cover)
Against Me! - "Wagon Wheel"
The Stone Roses - "I Am The Resurrection"
Twisted Sister - "We're Not Gonna Take It"
A-Ha - "Take On Me"
The Runaways - "Cherry Bomb"
Dakota Fanning - "Cherry Bomb" (cover)



Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Jailbreak is one of my favorite albums. I love it!

This track is the exact mathematically-derived equidistant point between Led Zeppelin and Iron Maiden.

I would tend to agree with that statement. "Emerald" is my favorite Thin Lizzy song.


Mac Boyce wrote:
For the love of Sarenrae, if you are not playing this game. Get it. I HATED numbers 3 & 4. This....this is the fantasy game I've been waiting for.

You... you HATED Morrowind? You have no soul.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
The Jade is "sparkly"?

See for yourself.

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