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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
Holy crap someone mailed me an actual banhammer!!
Pics or it didn't happen.

Seconded.


Nathan Navarro - "They Came From The Sky"
Billy Bragg - "Moving the Goalposts"
Summer, Save Me - "Patterned Lake"
Axis of Awesome - "4 Chord Song" (mashup)
The Offspring - "You're Gonna Go Far Kid"
The Offspring - "The Kids Aren't Alright"
The Offspring - "Lightning Rod"
The Offspring - "Da Hui"
Men at Work - "Down Under"
Men at Work - "Overkill"
Flight of the Conchords - "Business Time"
Boston - "More Than A Feeling"
AC/DC - "You Shook Me All Night Long"
Colin Hay - "Beautiful World"
Colin Hay - "Can I Hold You"
Dr. Dre - "Let Me Ride"
The Irish Descendants - "Come Out You Black And Tans" (cover)
The Wolfe Tones - "The Helicopter Song"
Each Other - "Taking Trips"
The Heard - "Tree Song"
The Heard - "Codex (live)" (cover)
The Lonely Island - "We'll Kill You"
Diamanda Galas - "I Put A Spell On You ( Virtual DJ - Ideals Remix)"
Diamanda Galas - "Death Letter"
Diamanda Galas - "You Must Be Certain Of The Devil"


Sharoth wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Insomnia again...
I think I know her. How is she doing? Last I remember, she was not a nice thing.

She's a cold, hard b%+*$.

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

Alright, will do.


Insomnia again...


Burgomeister of Troll Town wrote:

Aaargh! I've been trolled...and by Mr. Shiny!

[Makes note to pull out his skronky free-jazz and African funk records]

EDIT: Next time I'll link the ones where she's playing a ukelele!

To be fair, I thought it was good until the singer opened her mouth...


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

"Hey, this is a rock'n'roll musuem! You guys don't belong in here...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

--Bud Melman, racist

Love that song.

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

Just got in touch with Dirk--he's having some RL trouble at the moment, and won't be back for a little while. If I can swing it, though, I could take over as GM for a few weeks if need be.


Rollins Band - "Ghostrider"
Danzig - "UnderBelly of the Beast"
Twisted Sister - "We're Not Gonna Take It"
Lucero - "My Best Girl"
Lucero - "Drink Till We're Gone"
Iron and Wine - "Red Dust"
Slade - "C um On Feel The Noize"
Foreigner - "Hot Blooded"
Bob Dylan - "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
DeVotchKa - "The Clockwise Witness"
Gin Blossoms - "Lost Horizons"
Gin Blossoms - "Cajun Song:
Guster - "Barrel of a Gun"
The Rumour Said Fire - "The Balcony"
DarkMateria - "The Picard Song" (Star Trek remix)
Alyssa Rodriguez and Alaina Bevilacqua - "Trouble" (cover)
Bullet For My Valentine - "Forever and Always"
Bullet For My Valentine - "Hit the Floor"
Bullet For My Valentine - "Hearts Burst Into Fire (acoustic)"
Seether - "Never Leave"
Seether - "Fade Away"
Against Me! - "Wagon Wheel"
Evens - "Vowel Movements"
Evens - "Cut From the Cloth"
Evens - "Shelter Two"


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

The Persuaders--"It's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate"

I was gonna post this on the Male Privilege thread, but even I can't troll all the time.

OK, now we're back to awesome music. You had me worried there for a minute.


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Through the power of modern technology, I can be listening to college radio stations one minute, and then watching the video the next!

Tuneyards (or however they do it)--"Gangsta"

When I was listening to it, I assumed it was a female African chorus over some funky beats. Imagine my surprise!

I think this may be the most obnoxious song of the year so far...


Rouge Rogue wrote:
Treants In the Mist wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIRE!
I'm hot blooded!

Check it and see!


Dave Matthews - "Dodo"
Dave Matthews - "Some Devil"
Dave Matthews - "Oh"
Dave Matthews - "Stay Or Leave"
Dave Matthews - "An' Another Thing"
Bad Religion - "American Jesus"
Bad Religion - "I Love My Computer"
Mike Oldfield - "Amarok" (all movements)
Carlos Valera - "Una Palabra"
The Black Keys - "Gold on the Ceiling"
Refused - "The Shape of Punk to Come (live)"
James Sutter - "Do Your F%%!ing Dishes"
James Sutter - "The Senator: Evil League of Evil Application"
Intergalactic Lovers - "Fade Away"
Intergalactic Lovers - "Queen of the Sighs"
Gear Daddies - "I Wanna Drive the Zamboni"
Chris Trapper - "Every Time I See You"
Madball - "All or Nothing"
Brandon Nohr - "Trashy Women" (cover)
Jerry Jeff Walker - "I Feel Like Hank Williams Tonight" (cover)
Jerry Jeff Walker - "Long Long Time" (cover)
Quiet Riot - "Cu m On Feel The Noize" (cover)
Quiet Riot - "Bang Your Head (Metal Health)"
Buzzcocks - "Ever Fallen In Love"
Buzzcocks - "What Do I Get"

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

Awesome. This is going to be a challenge for me, since Avele really isn't the talkative type...

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

OK, starting to get worried... Dirk's family hasn't heard from him in weeks, and neither have I. If I can't get a hold of him in the next week or so, I propose a bit of player-driven storytelling. Thoughts?


This... is so awesome...


Boots Randolph and "Spider" Rich - "Yakety Sax"
The HammerHeads - "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight"
Beastie Boys - "Triple Trouble"
Pylon - "Stop It"
Pylon - "Volume"
Talk Talk - "It's My Life"
Talk Talk - "After the Flood"
The Ruts - "In A Rut"
The Ruts - "Babylon's Burning"
The Ruts - "Society"
The Ruts - "Staring at the Rude Boys"
The Kills - "Superpowerless"
Drive Like Jehu - "Caress"
Drive Like Jehu - "New Math"
Drive Like Jehu - "O Pencil Sharp"
Rollins Band - "Move Right In (live session outtake)" (cover/mashup)
Refused - "This Trust Will Kill Again"
Refused - "New Noise"
Refused - "Circle Pit"
Refused - "Pump the Brakes"
Agent Orange - "Bloodstains"
Agent Orange - "Everything Turns Grey"
Colin Hay - "How Long Will It Last"
Colin Hay - "Beautiful World"
Colin Hay - "Overkill"


Ran out of food yesterday, so I decided to buy dinner at the student center cafeteria. Eighteen bucks for chicken tenders, onion rings, a bag of pretzels, and a drink. And on top of thing, I got a nice case of food poisoning that put me out of commission all night and most of today.


+1000. What's the kid's name?


Urizen wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

Ugh. Women gymnastics? Is it 1948 and you are hyperventilating over a NationAl Geographic pictorial of tribal women? Srsly? Trampolines? Here's a clueby: Google the word 'nude' and I'll see you in three days. Sheesh

It has nothing to do with their attire (or lack thereof).

It has everything to do with the flexibility and limberness and their vault mount & dismount.

"Ah love her. She's a gym-nast."


I think I'm in love with Drive Like Jehu.


Pinn Panelle - "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" (cover)
Cockney Rejects - "Oi! Oi! Oi!"
Menace - "G.L.C."
Robert Ridihalgh - "King Arthur and the Knights of Justice theme"
Pearl Jam - "Better Man"
Sublime - "Badfish"
Nirvana - "In Bloom"
Dave Matthews Band - "Grace is Gone"
Roy Orbison - "In Dreams"
FloJamz99 - "Doomzday (Death of Superman rap)"
Julius Fucik - "Entry of the Gladiators"
Slipknot - "Duality"
Edguy - "New Age Messiah"
Edguy - "Lavatory Love Machine"
Ozma - "Bad Dogs"
Ozma - "Eponine"
The Irresponsibles - "Break Me"
The Irresponsibles - "Pretty Boy"
Social Distortion - "Sick Boys"
Social Distortion - "Let It Be Me"
The Eagles - "Hotel California"
Gipsy Kings - "Hotel California (Spanish version)" (cover)
Motorhead - "Heroes"
Manowar - "Fighting the World"
Body Count - "Cop Killer"


Celestial Healer wrote:

Speaking of Valvoline, back in the late 90s I had a Geo Metro with a b&~%* of an oil leak. At the time, Valvoline had a policy where if you got an oil change from them, you could get a "free fluid top off" whenever you want for the next 6 months. I would literally come in every week for 2 quarts of oil.

If they don't have that policy anymore, it's because I gamed the system like a bastard.

FYI - the engine seized on the Geo. Go figure.

That's just awesome. Also, never buy a Geo.


Woodraven wrote:
Hey everybody

Yo, bro.


STILL f*%~ing unemployed, and getting jerked around like a fish on a hook by people who might give me a job. This is the longest I've been unemployed since I was thirteen years old.


Ani DiFranco - "Falling is Like This"
The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem - "The Rising of the Moon"
The Blarney Lads - "The Wild Rover" (traditional)
Bob Dylan - "Like A Rolling Stone"
Bob Dylan - "All Along the Watchtower"
Lee 'Scratch' Perry - "Chase The Devil"
Lemuria - "Wise People"
H20 - "Sick Boys" (cover)
Fu Manchu - "Six Pack" (cover)
Black Flag - "Out Of This World"
Social Distortion - "Sick Boys"
Social Distortion - "Ball and Chain"
Social Distortion - "Faithless"
Of Monsters and Men - "Little Talks"
Richard Thompson - "King of Bohemia"
Coheed and Cambria - "The Broken"
Coheed and Cambria - "Welcome Home"
Coheed and Cambria - "Here We Are Juggernaut"
Kyle Lang - "November Son"
Richard Shindell - "Your Guitar"
Richard Shindell - "Darkness Darkness" (cover)
Living Illusion - "Break Me" (cover)
Tom Lehrer - "Masochism Tango"
Jeremy Soule - "Nerevar Rising (Morrowind theme reprise)"
Dar Williams - "Calling the Moon"


OK, need some SERIOUS job-related advice:

Spoiler:
I applied for a job at Valvoline Instant Oil Change in early January. Last Monday, I got a callback saying that they wanted to set up an interview, and that they would call the following day at 1 PM to actually schedule a time.

On Tuesday, 1 PM came and went without a phone call, so I called them at around 3 PM. The guy on the other end of the line apologized and said that he had forgotten to call me back, but the manager wasn't around, and I should call back in the morning.

On Wednesday, at around 9 AM, I called again, and got the same guy. He said that the manager was in, but was busy, and that he would call back in an hour. He never called back, so around 1 PM, I called them AGAIN. This time, a different guy answered the phone and said that he had no idea what was going on and to call back the next day.

On THURSDAY, around 2 PM, I called ONCE AGAIN, and this time actually got the manager. He said that he would call back in an hour to set up the interview. Guess what happened.

On FRIDAY, I called them YET AGAIN, and was given a quick brush-off by the guy from Wednesday, saying that things were really busy and he would call back in 45 minutes, which was exactly what he didn't do.

Today (well, yesterday, now), I didn't call them. My plan is to call them back on Monday, and if I get the same s&$&, I'm going to show up in person and ask what the f~&% is going on.

I REALLY need this job. The pay is decent, I already have experience doing this type of work, and Valvoline was the only business out of around 150-200 that gave me a callback. They have already said that they want to hire me, but apparently are too busy playing with themselves to do anything about it. What the hell is going on, and what the hell should I do?

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

Celestial Healer wrote:
Is the GM waiting on us to move things along? I think we're at a point where it's fair game for the GM to say, "The next morning, you arrive at..."

I think he's just off in his own little world. I just asked him about it on FB, and he should get back to me at some point...


I got a phone message yesterday from Valvoline saying that they wanted to set up an over-the-phone job interview, and would call back today at 1:00. At 3:00, they still hadn't called, so I called them. They said, "sure, no problem, we'll call in half an hour or so for the interview." It is now 5:00, and they haven't called. What the hell?


Gary Moore - "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Ashley Sofia - "Let Go"
Ashley Sofia and Saul Kurtz - "Come Back To Me"
Mastodon - "Deathbound"
Mastodon - "Dry Bone Valley"
Mark Erelli - "Johnny 99" (cover)
Mark Erelli and Jeffrey Foucault - "Powderfinger" (cover)
Mark Erelli - "Hope Dies Last"
Mark Erelli - "Before I Knew Your Name"
Mark Erelli - "Five Beer Moon"
Neil Young - "Powderfinger"
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - "Born in the USA"
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band - "Johnny 99"
Ellis Paul - "Maria's Beautiful Mess"
Ani DiFranco - "Nicotine"
Kris Kristofferson - "Best of All Possible Worlds (live)"
Social Distortion - "She's a Knockout"
The Irresponsibles - "Break Me"
The Kinks - "You Really Got Me"
Metallica - "Fuel"
Samuel Barber - "Adagio for Strings"
Dinosaur Jr. - "Start Choppin'"
Volbeat - "I Only Wanna Be With You" (cover)
Yndi Halda - "We Flood Empty Lakes"
Allo Darlin' - "Henry Rollins Don't Dance"

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

Anybody home?


Down - "Learn From This Mistake"
Down - "Stone the Crow (acoustic)"
Nightwish - "Over the Hills and Far Away"
Nightwish - "The Islander"
Flipper - "Sex Bomb"
Lily Allen - "Chinese"
Lily Allen - "Who'd Have Known"
The Wailin' Jennys - "Glory Bound"
Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros - "Ramshackle Day Parade"
Ronnie James Dio - "As Long As It's Not About Love"
Social Distortion - "Still Alive"
Social Distortion - "Take Care of Yourself"
Brand New - "The Old Tree"
The Rolling Stones - "When the Whip Comes Down (live)"
Winter Brings Closure - "You Disgust Me"
Winter Brings Closure - "You Disgust Me (live)"
Winter Brings Closure - "The Words "Best Friend" Become Redefined (live)" (cover)
Winter Brings Closure - "Crashes (acoustic)"
Summer, Save Me - "New Slang" (cover)
Genitorturers - "Lecher B%%&*"
Led Zeppelin - "Immigrant Song"
David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails - "I'm Afraid of Americans"
Woods Of Ypres - "I Was Buried In Mount Pleasant Cemetery"
Sepultura - "Roots Bloody Roots"
Richard Shindell - "You Stay Here"



After MONTHS of looking, someone maybe possibly might be willing to give me a job, or at least put me on the list.


Urizen wrote:

40. Made my debut in Autumn '81. No one in their right mind would ever include me to participate in the military.

You could be an official U.S. Army Psychological Warfare Heavy Metal Loudspeaker Operator. And you wouldn't even need earplugs!


Gark the Goblin wrote:

Stone the Crow (Down)

Scream (Black Flag)

+1


Not sure if anyone has noticed this, but in some of the threads, when I try to post, "submit post" instead brings up the "preview" screen.


Mt. Eden - "Sierra Leone"
Ozma - "Eponine"
Ozma - "Korobeiniki" (traditional)
Ozma - "Rocks"
Pig With the Face of a Boy - "I Am The Man Who Arranges the Blocks"
Chronic Future - "Time and Time Again"
Brand New - "Tautou"
Anais Mitchell - "Old Fashioned hat"
Anais Mitchell - "Your Fonder Heart"
Breaking Benjamin featuring Valora - "Blow Me Away"
Monster Magnet - "Space Lord"
KMFDM - "Ultra"
Revered Horton Heat - "Bales of Cocaine"
Seether - "Tonight (Neon Feather remix)"
Rape and Hate - "Lock All Your Doors"
Rape and Hate - "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (live)
Rape and Hate - "Pull the Trigger"
Social Distortion - "Angels' Wings (acoustic)"
Allo Darlin' - "If Loneliness Was Art"
Allo Darlin' - "Henry Rollins Don't Dance"
Brand New - "Sowing Season (Yeah)"
Brand New - "Millstone"
Brand New - "Jesus Christ"
Brand New - "Degausser"
The Murderburgers - "(I'll Always Be A) Bottomfeeder"


Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

Flipper's "Sex Bomb"

The song, the legend.

I. Love. This. Band.


<- Just lost all faith in humanity. Might not be posting or answering the phone for a few days.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Heck, a pack of Marlboros go for $8.50 in the People's Republic of Bastardchusetts now, and even if your state isn't quite as bad as that, it's only a matter of time before they catch up!
In the last days of my working at the gas station, Marlboros were up to around $10.50, and we had the cheapest cigarettes in town.
O_o

Welcome to New York! Now, with higher cigarette taxes, gas taxes, and more laws on the books than any other state in the union!


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Heck, a pack of Marlboros go for $8.50 in the People's Republic of Bastardchusetts now, and even if your state isn't quite as bad as that, it's only a matter of time before they catch up!

In the last days of my working at the gas station, Marlboros were up to around $10.50, and we had the cheapest cigarettes in town.


Brand New - "aloC aloC"
Brand New - "The Old Tree"
Brand New - "Not the Sun"
Brand New - "Luca"
Brand New - "Vices"
Burn Mafia - "Sic Transit Encoria" (Brand New / Eminem mashup)
Queen - "Princes of the Universe"
Joe Collins / Mumford and Sons - "Little Lion Man (dubstep remix)"
Metallica - "Fade to Black"
Ty Stone - "Anywhere's Better"
The Caroline Movement - "Highway Appeal"
The Dirges - "The Saints Are Coming" (cover)
The Gregory Brothers, featuring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Newt Gingrich, and Vermin Supreme - "Get Money, Turn Gay" (mashup)
Martin Sexton - "Women and Wine"
Colin Hay - "Water Song"
Down - "Stone the Crow"
Down - "Where I'm Going"
Clutch - "Burning Beard"
Danzig - "Mother"
Bad Religion - "I Love My Computer"
The Wonders - "That Thing You Do"
Peter Mulvey, Hayward Williams, and Brianna Lane - "Shirt"
Peter Mulvey - "Ocean (live)" (cover)
Peter Mulvey - "Bank Robber (live)" (cover)
Peter Mulvey - "Black Rabbit"


The Jade wrote:

Finnin Skimbrees - March Sucks

The Calico Scats - Lootin' the Groove Box
Banner of Rust - Cave-in Slaving
Torquemademan - Fake Song
Grampy's Got Wood - Not Believing This List
Juggahurgle - Oh Now You're Just Making This $#@% Up!

I could see you actually writing all of these songs...


Celestial Healer wrote:

Is it 5 o'clock yet?

PST. Other time zones don't count.

Well, it's five o'clock somewhere...


Aberzombie wrote:
Ah ha! And just ahead, crap on the opposite side of the interstate. Looks like an accident. So, of course, people on our side have to slow down and look. F*&~ing a@&$$$*s.

Rubberneckers...


aeglos wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

I'm terrified to be asking, but.....

....floorball?

Floorball

Used to play that in a buddy of mine's garage. In the U.S., no less! That game's the reason I have a dent in my skull and a bunch of crooked, f%&&ed-up fingers.



Brand New - "The Old Tree"

Make sure you listen until the end...

Looks like Brand New has a new album coming out, and even though it's post-rockier than the last one, their pop punk origins are creeping back a little. I swear, the more I listen to these guys, the better they get.

Andoran (Worthy Man-Thing Mutant lumberjack Redneck 2 / Intellectual 2)

FYI: Dirk says that he will be back in a few days--school has been kicking his ass lately, and he's had to catch up.

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