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Pathfinder Society Member. 11,737 posts (16,425 including aliases). 5 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 1 Pathfinder Society character. 46 aliases.


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I give up. Can I just be Commander Shepard for the rest of my life?


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My best buddy from high school, my cousin, and the frontman of the band I play in all had their birthdays today. Now I feel old.

Also, Four Loko is the devil.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Dan Aykroyd is very interested in the supernatural and has an extensive collection of books on the subject.

He believes in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis.


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So this exists...


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Had to buy a suit jacket today for a friend's wedding, and I learned something odd: though I'm 6'0" and 185 pounds, I wear a size 44 Short jacket. In other words, while my arms and legs are proportioned normally (to each other), I have the torso of a midget linebacker.


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They Might Be Giants covering "Bills Bills Bills" by Destiny's Child


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Been catching up on the latest season of "Defiance," a show that is by turns gut-wrenching, awesome, and completely lame and cheesy. In the latest episode, a character played by Linda Hamilton (yes, that Linda Hamilton) used the line "come with me if you want to live." I see what you did there, "Defiance."


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"It was a horror to meet you!"


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Alfred Molina holds the record for having the most LEGO figures based on a single actor: four different versions of Doctor Octopus from the 'Spider-Man' films, plus Satipo from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark,' and Sheik Amar from 'Prince of Persia.'


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Verbs so specific that they're vague.


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My dad's boss called him the other day, and during the conversation referred to Occam's Razor as "Omar's Hatchet." This needs to be a thing.


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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
There's rules?

Yeah, but you can swear all you like, and there's no curfew.


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Hobgoblin Hacker wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
For those of you who like making fun of New Zealand.

I'm not nation-ist. Some of my friends are New Zealand.

At least they aren't New Jersey.


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For those of you who like making fun of New Zealand.


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I always forget how awesome Mass Effect 3's Omega DLC is until I play through it. Doubly fun if you're playing a biotic-- more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.


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Not this kind of Normal, though.


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Freehold DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Need to get out and do something. Starting to think Liara from Mass Effect is my girlfriend in real life. Help.
this is a good thing. There are communities for such cosplay. Seek them out. Live the dream. Do it for those of us who can't!!

No, you don't understand, I'm trying very hard to be normal.


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captain yesterday wrote:
or at least a sock

Do I look like Anthony Kiedis to you?


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Need to get out and do something. Starting to think Liara from Mass Effect is my girlfriend in real life. Help.


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New rule: don't take Benadryl at 4 AM.


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Spent 8 hours today helping run 400 feet of wire to a swimming pool light system through three runs of kinked pipe under the baking hot sun, then spent another 2 hours in a sweltering hot machine room flipping breakers and trying not to touch the high voltage lines, and then played a 30-minute set in a jam-packed, poorly-ventilated basement. I think I've lost 20 pounds in sweat alone.


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Ran to the corner store to grab a jar of peanut butter, and while I was there, some dude was on the phone with the police because someone stole a $20 bill he left unattended on the counter while he was in the bathroom. Something tells me he's not getting his 20 bucks back.


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The supercut we've all been waiting for.


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Well, it's finally happened. The number of band pages I have "liked" on Facebook is equal to the number of Facebook friends that I have.


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evil_diva wrote:
Our Monk: "I carefully kick in the door."

Going to have to steal this one...


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Blackguard of Puns wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

it was my post

so you both owe me a coke
Uh

No Coke, Pepsi.


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I think Mass Effect 3 is the only game I've seen where the art direction and environment graphics were better than the previous game, but the character models were worse...


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A useful benchmark: Sweden is roughly the same size as New England, plus New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, all put together.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
It's substantially further from the Canadian border - about a 4 hour drive up through Massachusetts and Vermont to reach the southern edge of Quebec.

At least that.


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There's also some weird localization stuff. The film is obviously set in Japan, and in one scene, a character is referred to (in the subtitles, anyway) as an "American foreigner," but in another scene, another character is talking about "an illegal immigrant that can't even speak English."


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Someone recommended that I watch a movie called "Ghost in the Shell," so I ordered it off of Netflix. It's pretty good, and I think it's legit, but it feels like a bootleg. It's dubbed in English, with English subtitles, but the subtitles don't match the dubbing at all. I feel like I'm reading a synopsis of the dialog while the dialog is being said on screen.


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Freehold DM wrote:
You have a solution.

You have no idea how relevant that is right now.


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If I had to wear a shirt and tie every day, it might give me some incentive to start taking care of myself instead of looking like I got kicked out of a Nirvana cover band.


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I look fairly OK in a suit, but I can't really wear the one suit I own. Why? Because it's the one I got for my high school prom about a decade ago. Need to figure out a way to get a cheap suit that's a little less dated so I'll have something to wear to a friend's wedding in a couple months.


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Kajehase wrote:
Love how goofy the dragons look.

Meh. I've seen goofier.


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The Specials' first album


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Feudal Japanese Game of Thrones


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Preview single for my upcoming EP is now available on Bandcamp.


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Kajehase wrote:
Wait, there's been a time when Refused wasn't ham-fistedly political and preachy?

They seem to have always been that way in interviews, but all of the political stuff in their older songs was a lot more well-crafted and toned-down to an extent. With this new track, I feel like they're trying to bash me over the head with their message, Homey D. Clown -style.

On the other hand, they've now released a second track, "Elektra," from the album, which shows a hell of a lot more promise. Hopefully, "Francafrique" is a fluke, and the rest of the album is really good.


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Why does it feel like I'm progressing straight from my 20s into my 40s?


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Just spent close to ten minutes trying to figure out why my front room was full of smoke. Then I cleaned my glasses, and the smoke was mysteriously gone. Magic!


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DragoDorn wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
DragoDorn wrote:
Metal Effect by Little V (Mass Effect made metal)

OH MY GOD

WHAT

Is that a good or bad reaction?

It's a good reaction, don't worry.


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Bloodhound Gang - "Ralph Wiggum"

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