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The Hatter wrote:
A jolly caucus race next to the tea party?

+1!


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::Leaps over head from one branch to another, depositing Dodo doo on the Gish's head as it goes::

SQUAWK!


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:From above in a tree:

SQUAWK!

Silly tea-totallers. Nothing is drier than a jolly caucus race!


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Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!


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I ain't dead yet! *Runs*


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SQUAWK?


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*Squawk*

Runs through thread before anyone can take a shot at it.


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*Runs through thread*


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Extinct post


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Heathansson wrote:

I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near!

RAWK!


Axebeak

sqwak!


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CHOMP!

The thread is silent.


Axebeak

Though its neck is broken, the Dodo's nervous system keeps it running around the deck, dragging 8 all about, bashing him hither and thither with surprising force. While the bird is now eerily silent, the ship is filled with the sounds of pandemonium that its death-throes are spreading.


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Rawk?

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Flutters down to the deck and begins running loose, causing hurly-burly among the Bulmahnauts and their rowing.


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From inside the crow's nest issues a mighty

RAWK!


Axebeak

Peeks in carefully.

Can't be too careful.


Axebeak

SQUAWK?



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