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I feel like even mentioning the name of the scenarios in which Time Travel takes place already is a big spoiler, but its likely unavoidable if I want to post this topic at all.

That said...

***This thread will contain spoilers about time travel in PFS scenarios, including

57) do something absurdly overpowered and then have a conversation that goes something like this:

Dm " okay how did you get a 42 on that attack roll?"
Player " well I did roll a 19!"
Dm " yeah but your level 3!! Where is the other 23 coming from?"
Player " well I have a good BAB"
Dm " okay that's 3"
Player " yeah well I get 1 from this trait and 2 from this feat so forth and so forth.."
Dm " okay that accounts for 12 of the 23. Let me see your character sheet and maybe we can figure it out"
Player " well my character sheet is wrong I have not updated it in awhile...

I played with a guy who did that kind of thing and just claimed to be bad at math. He actually had the 2nd highest GPA in my graduating class in highschool....so yea....

Also, the same guy, legitimately, one shotted the BBEG one time in a D20 Modern game. He used Phantasmal Killer, the DM rolled 1s on the saves. Room fell quiet. Then he (the player) goes " I really didnt think that was going to work. Lets just pretend he made the death save, and takes the damage."...

*checks character sheet*
"What was the DC again?"

and

"I lay down on the hood of the AT-ST to make it look like Im a Wookiee-skin rug."

Yes, a player really did that in a SWSE game I played in once.

I saw this on another forums a couple years back, and figured Id start it up here. Apologies if this is already going someplace, as I didnt look first lol, or if this is the wrong place to put it.

1) Emailing a list of 1001 ways to annoy your DM out to the other members of your party, so everyone can review it before the next game session.
2) When in a dungeon, throw a small stone 5' in front of you to check for traps. No trap? Pick it up. Repeat.

Now, add to the list!

A few years back we had a regular gaming night where a couple players from our group of around 7 couldnt make it. The rest of us met anyway, and decided that one person would dm a d20modern one-shot for the rest of us (me, Austin, Carl, and Jordan) all played ourselves.

So, we stat ourselves out as 1st level heroes, with the higest ability score being around a 13, I think, as we were trying to be realistic.

So, we have Seth(me) the fastfood worker, Carl the grocery stocker, Austin the pharmacy delivery boy, and Jordan the Fed Ex shipper as characters.

We begin the game, and the guy acting as GM explains that we are hanging out one night and decide to go for a drive.
GM: So who is driving?
Me: I am.
GM: ok, so the rest of you are just riding with Seth?
All: Yes.
GM: Ok, so as your driving, you come across a graveyard.
Jordan" Dude, pull in there.
Me: I pull into the graveyard.
*We all get out of the car and walk around for a couple minutes*
GM: From around the tree, out comes a zombie. It slowly walks towards you.
Jordan: I walk closer to it.
Me: How far away is the car?
GM: 150ft or so.
Me: I run to the car and GTFO!
Austin and Carl: We go with Seth to the car.
GM:........................................................................ ........................................................................... .................................................So, your just gonna drive away?
Me: Dude, there is a zombie in that graveyard! Im lucky I didnt crap myself!
GM:.................................................

That was the end of the game. On the one hand, yes, we were kinda harsh to it, but on the other hand, he knew we were trying to be a little realistic with it and the first thing we find is a freakin ZOMBIE? WTH dood?

Besides, this character doesn't even sound like a furry. It sounds like a lycan, or a Druid. Or a Druid Lycan.......

Agreed.