The Fox wrote:
All your cacti are belong to us.
Then why are you still here? We sure didn't invite you. You came of your own free will. Feel free to leave when you like and don't let the door hit you where the good gods split you.
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Someone get the adamantine straightjacket! The Nightmare Scenario is happening!
Good thing some naive Pathfinders just dropped off a Potion of Dragon Control (all)
Back in your cave lizard! Go eat a goblin. There are about 14 more of them running around here somewhere.
Michael Brock wrote:
D'oh. Here is a Dogslicer Ale. Sorry.
Michael Brock wrote:
Dr. Fraz Finkleton wrote:
No one else was interested and Belzken has been looking to expand to that region so they can be part of Pathfinder Online ;-)
Lialda Longsorrow wrote:
Genome De Nhom wrote:
Without the Grand Prince's wisdom, the Society would not even exist. The Decemvirate should think very carefully before they decide they no longer require the good graces of the only man keeping those dirty desert rats to the east from invading Absalom. Their kind doesn't understand the the value of a Society and all the knowledge collected within.
We are thinking carefully. It is true that your "Grand Prince" helped with the founding of our Society, however, if its members have become weak and their influence less than memorable, it may be time to send them off with to the very desert rats they think they have kept from invading the glorious city of Absalom.
Bearded Ben wrote:
I've heard no complaints from citizens or no reports of deaths of Blakros family members inside the museum itself. Should I send a group of my Pathfinders to your residence to take a .... "report"?
Damon Blackhand wrote:
*rolls eyes* *yawns* Yes, investigate the next tomb your Venture-Captain sends you to. Ensure your report arrives in a timely manner. *yawn*
We know who the next agent that will dissappear will be. We have foreseen it.
Agents who think they know more than they should are brought In for......questioning.....
Very well, the next time you need to purchase an item from our vaults to aide in your mission, your slanderous words WILL be remembered.
If it is the errands that bother you, speak to your faction "leader." It seems the both of you are cut from the same mold.
Know that all missions we send you upon are for the betterment of the Society....nay, all of Golarion.
We want all of our Pathfinders to be as prepared as possible before their next adventure for us. Besides, Kreighton's vault is overflowing -- something we might need to remedy at the Grand Convocation...hmmmm... Anyways, ill prepared adventurers aren't able to bring more cool items.....err....needed research back to our hold.
So, after you have finished your adventure and before you report your adventures, please feel free to take the necessary steps to scribe a scroll to a spelbook, commit it to your familiars, memory, scribe it into your alchemical book, or what have you. Just remember to have the proper supply of writing utensils, ink, etc... for the job.
We could give ourselves 12 stars if we wanted to and do it right now. However, in the feel good world of today, where Grand Master Torch feels all Pathfinders should be equal among each other, we didn't want to see the people who have obtained five stars cry.