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I'd like to join the Black Company :-)

This is my PC from another PBP. He likes to think of himself as a dispenser of justice and a non-discriminating freelance contractor.

Will rebuild stats as a full rogue.

Tough crowd.

Book, time for you to return to the library.

He just needs attention, you know?

Oh he'll be back.

With PFRPG released do we update stats?

Might be offline for the rest of the day.

Hagnoose, now drenched in his own blood, still stands.

"Fnck!"

Melee Touch Attack vs. Hagnoose 1d20+4=20, Bleeding Touch Damage 1d6=6, Sneak Attack Damage 1d6=5

"Goodbye!"

Acrobatics to Avoid AoO (Move to I19) 1d20+9=21, Melee Touch Attack vs. Hagnoose 1d20+4=19, Bleeding Touch 1d6=4, Sneak Attack Damage 1d6=2

"I come for you!"

No buff.

Everyone Flank Vass.

Melee Touch Attack 1d20+2=22, Bleeding Touch plus Sneak Attack 2d6=6

Confirm Melee Touch Attack 1d20+2=16, Additional Damage if Critical 1d6=4

Cordoba moves behind Vass/Syd (K16), his right hand strikes for the jugular . "There is no other way."

+7 to Init for the Deceiver

The rains have really must up internet connection in the Philippines. Gamers for Climate Change has a nice ring to it, yes?

Can't connect to IC.

Pulls out killer die and rolls a nat 20!

For Kruelaid

"Such violent people...."

"I hate to tell you this, Vass. But you don't have a mailing address."

"Besides, you probably eat the postman."

"Keep on dreaming, Vass. I'm not into sword fights in the carnal arts."

"No I meant being trapped inside a prison with no way of scratching that itch for chaos you have."

"There are fates worse than death as you very well know, Vass. Would you like me to show you one of them?"

"Oh, sorry. I haven't formally introduced you guys yet."

<Waves at Possessed Syd>

"This is the demon Vass, presently vacationing inside Syd's body -- That's the half-orc."

<Point at the Herald of Death>

"This robust fellow is known as the Herald of Death. You impressed already, Vass? Ready to come peaceably? No, I don't think so."

"What a surprise?! You're such a wit all of a sudden!"

"But seriously, you have overstayed your welcome on this plane of existence. May I recommend a new vacation destination? Hell or Gehenna, perhaps?"

Prepare for some longwinded conversation you, demon.

Perception 1d20+7=22

Clearly, Cordoba is very paranoid. Besides, Syd's eyes flashing red is Vass saying "hello."

The Deceiver wrote:

Righty: 5 and a half feet, skinny, about 30 years old, and shabbily dressed. Dark haired. Missing his left eye. Weak against attacks from his left side.

Sorry my spoiler had an error. Righty is missing his left hand, not his left eye. Just looked at his stats. The rumor you heard about his fighting stands though. Also, if you remember, he speaks in complete gibberish and nobody knows what he's saying.

Corrected.

"Allow me to describe our foes:

Captain Gravid Book: about 6 feet tall, a little heavy, about 40 years old with reddish brown hair and last seen wearing the coat of a Chelaxian naval commander. Carries two Adamantine rapiers.

Righty: 5 and a half feet, skinny, about 30 years old, and shabbily dressed. Dark haired. Righty is missing his left hand. Weak against attacks from his left side.

Zahn: A little taller than Righty and a little thicker. A dark haired, pale skinned Chelaxian. The ship's wizard. Dresses in dark clothes.

Hagnoose: A short, stout, jolly looking man. Wears a turban and a baggy white shirt.

Kamada: Black. Shaved head. Rings in his ears. Really big.

Mannick: A small wiry, dark haired northerner.

Mister Yin: A white haired Tian. The elderly ship's doctor.

Any questions?"

Int Check 1d20+2=15

Whose camel is that on the map?

The Deceiver checks all the possible exits before entering.

The Deceiver wrote:

Presently in a hotel lobby waiting for a french guy to come down from his room, so we can arrest him.

LOL

FYI: The french guy was arrested and posted bail; but he discovered that there is a hold departure order against him.

That means I attack from behind :D

"Let's the layout of the place before we go in."

Presently in a hotel lobby waiting for a french guy to come down from his room, so we can arrest him.

So we kill everyone inside who look bookish ?

"Not bookish. The man called Book. Pay attention, I say."

"Tell me agian why we are draging ourselves to this wretched place? I thought we needed to stop the demon.

"Book -- slaver, molester and perpetrator of various other crimes -- is inside. Surely, your keen sense of right and wrong will not let a blight like him walking alive and free, a roaming demon notwithstanding, no? Besides I have a feeling that Vass is near."

"At last, a message from the goddess shall be delivered."

Cordoba follows Aref. A dagger in his hand.

Hello guys!

For Pharasma

"Friends, note anyone lurking at the edge of the hallowed grounds of the temple. I don't have to tell you why, right?"

Aye!

"Where can we find the Holy Man, Ka, Primarch?"

"Will he charge us anything for his help?"

Going to Hall of Pharasma....

"By that, Vass must be how close to the Eye?"

Temple sight seeing... cool.

Vass is waiting out there.

The Primarch? Warhammer 40K?

"Primarch, this is my first time to visit this city. Would you know if there are temples to the Lady Fate here?"

"Be at ease my young friend, the next mark is yours."

"I admire you desire to right all the wrongs in the world, but you have to agree doing that will be easier after we've had some food."

Hint! Hint! Tengo hambre!

No need to use the webcam. That will only weaken my menacing Deceiver persona.

<Sigh>

"Tell me about. And I'm not that young."

Just peachy. Rohit is gonna love you guys.

He should. I'm a lovable guy. Demons wanna kill me.

"Yes, welcome to the temple. Anything you need can be provided."

"We need a place to rest for the moment."

Another worshipper of death.

Welcome aboard, flash. :D

If 25, then I still have 1 point to assign.

I have to check the old Beta book but I recall adding the +2 bonus to human to Dex, hence, my Dex starting value would be 14 without the bonus.

And is Rackham coming down with the swine flu?

a cleric/rogue of Pharasma and would be assassin lately of Rippleport

I like to think of myself as a dispenser of justice and a non-discriminating freelance contractor.

Imitating the tribesman's gesture, "Peace to you as well. Now shall we get inside."