The Bass's page

...food here? Go Fishy. Want tuna!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Drones see they have trespassers and move to collect the admission fee

Long time no see!

*pays the 1 pretzel admission fee*

Hey, mind loaning me a pretzel? I'm short.

Ahem....

*clears throat*

Croak!

Hey.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

I haven't seen Palin in a while...

Hey, Palin, I hope you took some office supplies on your way out.

She asked me last week for advice on how to bring her assistants and interns with her. I suggested wrapping them airtight in bubble wrap and then double-taping the cardboard boxes... in retrospect, I'm not sure she knew I was joking.

Hmm. Probably best she lies low, then.

She might want to hide in another country for a while. Like the country of Africa.

Maybe we can send her to Cuba. *Cough*

Celestial Healer wrote:

Seriously, can we shoot him in the face now?

No!

Bass, I'll get it to you tomorrow.

Oh, okay.

dang hippeh wrote:

Dr. Jan Jansen III, Turnip King wrote:

Angel Fish wrote:

I don't think I can beat a drum. I'm a fish in a bowl.

{in a rare lucid moment:} Can you polymorph? You could be a Celestial Drumfish, and bonus, you'd be your own set of drums.

Hey, man, you think outside the box. Did you ever think about becoming a hippeh?

Nah, I can't polymorph. Anyways, I play the bass.

Hey, when am I gonna get my money, pal?