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I think they should just start shooting. Criminals are criminals, after all.

Oh my what an honor. I would like to thank all the "small" people that helped me acheive this wonderful acomplishment.

Velcome to vhe fold, brother.

I could change into a teleprompter for you since I heard yours broke down. Yes we can...yes we can....yes we can.....

No, comrade; you will look much better as a lampshade.

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

*looks around*

*eats John Edwards*

A little lacking in substance, but it will tide me over.

*poofs back to the slaad thread*

Whew! That was a close one.

*Adds "Slaads" to the "To be rounded up in the next purge" checklist...*

Yes we can.... Yes we can...

Stop! We have some questions* for you about a can of mace...

* May include "enhanced interrogation techniques."

You've forgotten that I'm a full time protester and I'm used to dealing with jack-booted thugs like you! *maces AF and runs off*

MY EYES!

I'm surrounded by Nazis! Obama save me! Change....Hope....

Smearing the opposition by claiming their message lacks substance is so 2000. We just shoot them in the head nowadays.

*loads pistol*

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

You dare say "God" in a public place! You keep your "God" to yourself and don't push it on me. Hope.... change....

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

I like jelly beans.

psst; sir, that was prophet Reagan...

*chants louder*
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

You're either with us, or you're against us.
God Bless Big Bro-sorry, I mean the U.S.A.

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.