|The 8th Dwarf|
As ugly as a hat full of a$$@&@+%s.
Hes got a head on him like a half sucked mango seed.
A few tinnies short of a slab.
About as useful as a one legged man in a arse kicking contest.
All froth and no beer.
All over the place like a drunken spider.
Bangs like a dunny door in a storm.
Bum nuts (eggs).
Champagne lifestyle on a Beer budget.
Couldn't organise a fart in a chilli eating contest.
Fit as a mallee bull.
Flat out like a lizard drinkin.
Given birth to a politician.
Goin to drain the one eyed trouser snake.
Got a head like a diseased rice bubble.
Hava optic at this.
I'm off - like a bucket of prawns in the hot sun.
Mad as a cut snake.
Sweating like a pregnant nun at confession.
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.
Full as a centipede's sock drawer
Go off like a frog in a sock
He needs that like a third armpit.
May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down.