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PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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I immediately take pictures on my PDC in the direction of the scream!

PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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have both lasers drawn and slide into a corner and duck

PARANOIA!!!
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EDIT: man I hate when I post a message AFTER you post a new message and I don't see it!!!

"How much longer will you be needing our services Homer-G-DUF?"

Accesses PDC

punches a few keys

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Start a 5-minute self-destruct countdown timer on my PDC...in case I don't make it out of the dark alive...

punch in a few more lines of text

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are there any secret society symbols I could use to see if Homer is a commie?

"I hear commies are afraid of the dark."

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worked last time, so I'll take a few pictures

then, when no ones looking

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put my PDC away

Spoiler:
what's the arrangement of the compartment?

PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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"Stop lugging it on your shoulders and use the wheels..."

PARANOIA!!!
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"Computer, my team is still with Citizen Homer-G-DUF. Should I dispatch part of my team to deliver the bot, and have the other half of the team continue to escort Homer-G-DUF." ""All Hail the Glory of the wise and omnipotent computer"

Spoiler:
Bootlicking! uh-oh

PARANOIA!!!
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*also accesses PDC to check the time*

"It's actually the orange citizen, the green citizen is in a higher clearance area running his own errands."

PARANOIA!!!
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What did Tim light his smoke with? was it a lighter-I? like I used to have? or IR-Matches

PARANOIA!!!
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"BOO"! As Boris spring ups! "Gotcha!"

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Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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It was my bosses BDay t'day too...heh

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What security clearance is that spoon, must be at least Orange it does have 2 "O"s in it...Sp-O-on??? And it was at an underground market...or is it like IR clearance? Is it a special spoon?? like a coke spoon? or a grapefruit spoon? Solid silver or titanium?

PARANOIA!!!
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"Thanks Tim, I owe you one!"

"Those cancer-lites?"

get's all bugged-eyed

"Urk!!!"

Falls off the box and twitches

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Then I lay there playing dead

PARANOIA!!!
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"I wonder, you might be able to use your spoon to make your grenade fly farther..."

Boris then demonstrates with his imaginary spoon and an imaginary grenade, and then points at how much farther it went in his mind...

"See sound principle, you should try it with a grenade"

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Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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"I wonder, you might be able to use your spoon to make your grenade fly farther..."

PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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"Halt, we will ALL be at this location when the Orange citizen returns!"

"I'm sure Horton will be here in 21 seconds or less..."

PARANOIA!!!
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"Thanks Tim!" pops the top on the B3, and has a refreshing drink of Bubbly brew... "I owe you one"

"Luckily I found a weapons stall with some nice Red clearance weapons for sale, right there" points to the stall nearest them

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are spoons IR or Red clearance?

"Nice....spoon"

PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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Then I rush back to the lift!

When you return Boris is sitting on the box, picking the stuff out of my nails with his shiny new knife. With a sword strapped to his hip.

Spoiler:
I attach one of the red-painted false barrels to the extra pistol body and put it in my overalls.

PARANOIA!!!
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Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote:
Boris

** spoiler omitted **

Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote:
** spoiler omitted **


Spoiler:
I'll get both red-painted barrels, and the soap, did I get the other Red-clearance stuff? I'll get one less standard red barrel also, to make up for the price, since I think that about taps me...

PARANOIA!!!
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Tru, you should read back posts...

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actually can I get some red painted higher level laser barrles? or any plantable higher level items?

PARANOIA!!!
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Drags the box to the nearest stall, and buys,

Spoiler:
extra laser body and 3 barrels. brass knuckles, knife, sword, and 2 grenades, all red gear cost 300creds Also, I'll buy a 6-pack of B3 and some yum yum bars

then hurry back to the lift

PARANOIA!!!
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Uh-huh...wish I had known that BEFORE...

PARANOIA!!!
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"Permission to shop granted, meet back here in 8 minutes, so we'll all be here When Citizen Barneby returns. I will stay here while you all shop. Get me a B3 cola please." "Tru, I will watch the bot crate so you can shop" I will sit on the crate

OOC: you had changed that post on me.

Spoiler:
paranoia anyone?

PARANOIA!!!
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"Very well Citizen!"

"Let us depart"

OOC: is the other orange citizen still with us?

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"That is correct Horton, but then again, said citizen would then be responsible for your condition"

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Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote:
The green citizen looks as though he's starting to grow impatient. He glares at Bob.

"Would you hurry up and finish your hygiene inspections. I have places to be and you citizens are my escorts."


I asked a few posts back if we were done with the escort part and you didn't reply ...just checked, it was 25 posts ago, prior to the whole hygiene portion.

"Sir, it won't be much longer, I wouldn't want one of my troubleshooters to offend your olfactory senses"

PARANOIA!!!
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Spoiler:
CHECK MISSION CLOCK...Actually I'll access the Mission clock quite often, so if you can just keep me updated.

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accesses PDC

"No, Hygiene is important, we wouldn't want to be killed by traitors because we were too distracted by one of our own"

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This way if we fail the mission, I have a scapegoat MWUAHAHAH

PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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Steps away from Horton

"Hygiene officer, perform a full check on Horton, something stinks"

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"As I suspected, the stress of the combat made me sweat a bit more"

ooc: I forgot to put the -2 in the dice roller, so it's a 15 overall, not a 17

PARANOIA!!!
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"Excellent..."

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paranoia spoila

and if that happens then...

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paranoia spoila

if not then...

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paranoia spoila

"All hail the Computer!"

PARANOIA!!!
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Pulls PDC, aims it at Horton

"Horton, holster your weapon"

"Happiness Officer, find something for Horton to take the edge off"

Spoiler:
gather evidence of insubordination

PARANOIA!!!
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1-Tru-G0d wrote:
<Directed at Logan>

"Citizen, videos on your previous incarnation is fine but we have a mission."

"Right, fearless leader?" Tru looks at Boris


"You are correct Tim...errrr" pauses to think "Tru."

OOC:Are we done escorting the Green citizen?

PARANOIA!!!
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"Inspect away Hygiene officer."

"I think I may need some deodorant and some sanitizer for my laser wound."

PARANOIA!!!
Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2,

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"That citizen",points to the Green citizen "the one we were sent to escort, the one I said to protect, when our" Kicks corpse"dead traitor here attempted to kill us all"

"Your tone to the Team leader is also insubordinate"

Accesses PDC

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Report to Internal Security to review last minutes conversation between Boris-R-LOF-2, and Horton-R-TPK-2, for insubordination, and request what punishment to inflict upon him. second, report him for Dereliction of Duty, and failure to obey orders, during an attempted murder of a Green and Orange citizen by an Orange citizen

PARANOIA!!!
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Horton-TPK wrote:
<Trying to get it all on film.>

"Firefight, but how to tell which is the traitor. The film will speak..."


Grimacing in pain

"Not much of a firefight, since I don't have my laser out Horton."

"By the way Horton, your primary mission is as a troubleshooter, your secondary mission is as Recording officer...don't let that cloud your vision as it did in this mission, you completely neglected your duties to protect the citizen...Loyalty Officer is that a fineable offense?"

PARANOIA!!!
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OOC: of course no insult taken, it's all in game, besides, I figured as Happiness Officer you'd be "Happy" to give your clone to protect a green citizen and the rest of the team, and besides, Team Leader is a more "needed" team member ;)

Spoiler:
I was of course doing my corrosive touch prior to attempting to give him pills.

PARANOIA!!!
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Access PDC: Call medsquad for our fallen Happiness Officer

"Here Logan, take some pills to take the edge off the pain"

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Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote:
Boris

** spoiler omitted **

Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote:
** spoiler omitted **


I'll try to find some of his happy pills to ease the pain

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and nail him with my corrosive touch when I give them to him

PARANOIA!!!
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Spoiler:
Does the corrosive gas have the same effect as my corrosive touch, so I could off Logan inconspicuously

PARANOIA!!!
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I blast a hole in the window opposite me, then one opposite me diagonally in an attempt to create a suction on the opposite side of the cabin from me

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As Tim....err Logan starts to move, I roll away from him...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, oh my god I'm crying I'm still at work trying not to laugh my ass off!!!

looks at Tim

"Errrr, oops...Logan"

"Citizen Get to the farthest part of the transbot for your protection"

OOC: where's the boom? Shouldn't there be a boom by now?

PARANOIA!!!
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ooc:Well, I wasn't standing there dumb-founded, I was reacting, while clarifying ooc...I even gave 2 tactical options. Maybe it's that I'm new to PbP...

so now

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I'll grab Logan and throw him on the grenade, as I say,
"Tim, jump on the grenade"

Edit:

Spoiler:
LOL!!! and I really am Laughing out loud about that one!!

PARANOIA!!!
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Omnipotent and Benevolent GM wrote:
a laser might open one

Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote:
do those windows open? as a plane's windows do not...if they don't open then I'll go with option number 1.

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clarification:
Spoiler:
Wouldn't shooting a laser at a window just cause it to have a hole in it? What's really funny is I almost told Logan, I didn't need to know his name to order him to jump on a grenade

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do those windows open? as a plane's windows do not...if they don't open then I'll go with option number 1.

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if this seems infeasible, then I'll try to knock it near the green and orange citizens

PARANOIA!!!
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Boris jumps to his feet,

(if there are no windows in the transport) draws his laser, and attempts to blast the grin off his face and hopefully have the grenade drop at his feet so I can throw the corpse on top of it.

(if there are windows) then attempt to knock it out a window, then blast the grin off his face...

Spoiler:
are these new memories surfacing? since you said I didn't remember before

PARANOIA!!!
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"Right, Logan, not Tim...your voices sound similar, and I wasn't looking at you"

Takes a picture of Logan...not Tim

Types into his PDC

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tap tap tap

then

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tap tap tap

also

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can I get a B3 cola on this transbot? If not, I suggest to the computer that vendo-matic bots should be installed in every transbot to assure the capitalistic spending in our fair Alpha Complex

PARANOIA!!!
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"Acrobats of OID sector?" says Boris, completely puzzled, "What are you talking about Tim?"

Accesses PDC

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look up Acrobats of OID, then contact the computer regarding the strange behavior of the transport

PARANOIA!!!
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"As I, Boris-R-LOF-2, have not been active for long enough to have even been on time, I can't see how that can be considered treasonous sir, I did my due diligence as soon as my mind was clear enough to comprehend I was accessing the information and getting the team here as soon as possible."

"Sir"



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