Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2's page

EDIT: man I hate when I post a message AFTER you post a new message and I don't see it!!!

"How much longer will you be needing our services Homer-G-DUF?"

Accesses PDC

punches a few keys

punch in a few more lines of text

"I hear commies are afraid of the dark."

then, when no ones looking

"Stop lugging it on your shoulders and use the wheels..."

"Computer, my team is still with Citizen Homer-G-DUF. Should I dispatch part of my team to deliver the bot, and have the other half of the team continue to escort Homer-G-DUF." ""All Hail the Glory of the wise and omnipotent computer"

*also accesses PDC to check the time*

"It's actually the orange citizen, the green citizen is in a higher clearance area running his own errands."

"BOO"! As Boris spring ups! "Gotcha!"

It was my bosses BDay t'day too...heh

"Thanks Tim, I owe you one!"

"Those cancer-lites?"

get's all bugged-eyed

"Urk!!!"

Falls off the box and twitches

"I wonder, you might be able to use your spoon to make your grenade fly farther..."

Boris then demonstrates with his imaginary spoon and an imaginary grenade, and then points at how much farther it went in his mind...

"See sound principle, you should try it with a grenade"

"I wonder, you might be able to use your spoon to make your grenade fly farther..."

"Halt, we will ALL be at this location when the Orange citizen returns!"

"I'm sure Horton will be here in 21 seconds or less..."

"Thanks Tim!" pops the top on the B3, and has a refreshing drink of Bubbly brew... "I owe you one"

"Luckily I found a weapons stall with some nice Red clearance weapons for sale, right there" points to the stall nearest them

"Nice....spoon"

Then I rush back to the lift!

When you return Boris is sitting on the box, picking the stuff out of my nails with his shiny new knife. With a sword strapped to his hip.

Boris

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Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote:

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Tru, you should read back posts...

Drags the box to the nearest stall, and buys,

then hurry back to the lift

Uh-huh...wish I had known that BEFORE...

"Permission to shop granted, meet back here in 8 minutes, so we'll all be here When Citizen Barneby returns. I will stay here while you all shop. Get me a B3 cola please." "Tru, I will watch the bot crate so you can shop" I will sit on the crate

OOC: you had changed that post on me.

"Very well Citizen!"

"Let us depart"

OOC: is the other orange citizen still with us?

"That is correct Horton, but then again, said citizen would then be responsible for your condition"

The green citizen looks as though he's starting to grow impatient. He glares at Bob.

"Would you hurry up and finish your hygiene inspections. I have places to be and you citizens are my escorts."

I asked a few posts back if we were done with the escort part and you didn't reply ...just checked, it was 25 posts ago, prior to the whole hygiene portion.

"Sir, it won't be much longer, I wouldn't want one of my troubleshooters to offend your olfactory senses"

accesses PDC

"No, Hygiene is important, we wouldn't want to be killed by traitors because we were too distracted by one of our own"

Steps away from Horton

"Hygiene officer, perform a full check on Horton, something stinks"

"As I suspected, the stress of the combat made me sweat a bit more"

ooc: I forgot to put the -2 in the dice roller, so it's a 15 overall, not a 17

"Excellent..."

and if that happens then...

if not then...

"All hail the Computer!"

Pulls PDC, aims it at Horton

"Horton, holster your weapon"

"Happiness Officer, find something for Horton to take the edge off"

<Directed at Logan>

"Citizen, videos on your previous incarnation is fine but we have a mission."

"Right, fearless leader?" Tru looks at Boris

"You are correct Tim...errrr" pauses to think "Tru."

OOC:Are we done escorting the Green citizen?

"Inspect away Hygiene officer."

"I think I may need some deodorant and some sanitizer for my laser wound."

"That citizen",points to the Green citizen "the one we were sent to escort, the one I said to protect, when our" Kicks corpse"dead traitor here attempted to kill us all"

"Your tone to the Team leader is also insubordinate"

Accesses PDC

<Trying to get it all on film.>

"Firefight, but how to tell which is the traitor. The film will speak..."

Grimacing in pain

"Not much of a firefight, since I don't have my laser out Horton."

"By the way Horton, your primary mission is as a troubleshooter, your secondary mission is as Recording officer...don't let that cloud your vision as it did in this mission, you completely neglected your duties to protect the citizen...Loyalty Officer is that a fineable offense?"

OOC: of course no insult taken, it's all in game, besides, I figured as Happiness Officer you'd be "Happy" to give your clone to protect a green citizen and the rest of the team, and besides, Team Leader is a more "needed" team member ;)

Access PDC: Call medsquad for our fallen Happiness Officer

"Here Logan, take some pills to take the edge off the pain"

Boris

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Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote:

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I'll try to find some of his happy pills to ease the pain

I blast a hole in the window opposite me, then one opposite me diagonally in an attempt to create a suction on the opposite side of the cabin from me

As Tim....err Logan starts to move, I roll away from him...

looks at Tim

"Errrr, oops...Logan"

"Citizen Get to the farthest part of the transbot for your protection"

OOC: where's the boom? Shouldn't there be a boom by now?

ooc:Well, I wasn't standing there dumb-founded, I was reacting, while clarifying ooc...I even gave 2 tactical options. Maybe it's that I'm new to PbP...

so now

"Tim, jump on the grenade"

Edit:

a laser might open one

Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-2 wrote:

do those windows open? as a plane's windows do not...if they don't open then I'll go with option number 1.

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clarification:

do those windows open? as a plane's windows do not...if they don't open then I'll go with option number 1.

Boris jumps to his feet,

(if there are no windows in the transport) draws his laser, and attempts to blast the grin off his face and hopefully have the grenade drop at his feet so I can throw the corpse on top of it.

(if there are windows) then attempt to knock it out a window, then blast the grin off his face...

"Right, Logan, not Tim...your voices sound similar, and I wasn't looking at you"

Takes a picture of Logan...not Tim

Types into his PDC

then

also

"Acrobats of OID sector?" says Boris, completely puzzled, "What are you talking about Tim?"

Accesses PDC

"As I, Boris-R-LOF-2, have not been active for long enough to have even been on time, I can't see how that can be considered treasonous sir, I did my due diligence as soon as my mind was clear enough to comprehend I was accessing the information and getting the team here as soon as possible."

"Sir"