Team Leader Boris-R-LOF-1's page

Famous Last Words: "Gespacho Soup!" as he's about to be splattered

OOC:How do I do that invisible castle roll Link?

He leads you into the bowels of the massive warehouse room. You head down an aisle that is feels like a narrow canyon. The shelves tower above you and are very close together. Some items look precariously placed, and you fear that they could easily fall and crush you or one of your trusted companions like a rockslide.

I don't like the looks of some of those shelves.

"Good job Equipment officer! How were you able to get our equipment order processed?"

Spoiler for Boris

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Heads to collect the team after the invasive scrub-down

Heads back to PLC outfitting, catching the nearest Shuttlebot.

Boris

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You keep rolling mine. It ends up being funnier that way.

Boris

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OOC: go Horton go Horton go Horton GO!

gravelly voice "Sing-a-long troops, from where you are" "Equipemtn Officer, hold our place in line, while singing your loudest"

TAKES A HALF A STEP, with my foot still in line TOWARD THE CITIZEN OPENS HIS MOUTH AND LEANS FORWARD

OOC:rack'n frack'n muth'r frag'n board ate my post!!!!

Turns to the Yellow citizen without stepping out of line

*in a scratchy voice- one that sounds sore from yelling not being sick*

Greetings Citizen, Glorious day, I don't think we're the ones you're looking for, I think I heard some beautiful singing in the back of the line though. *crack voice* All Hail the computer!

*gulp* i didn't notice that other post while i was typing that one!!!

oh well!! LOL

OOC:rack'n frack'n muth'r frag'n board ate my post!!!!

Turns to the Yellow citizen without stepping out of line

*in a scratchy voice- one that sounds sore from yelling not being sick*

Greetings Citizen, Glorious day, I don't think we're the ones you're looking for, I think I heard some beautiful singing in the back of the line though. *crack voice* All Hail the computer!

if that number is needed.

"We need to get outfitted for our mission, show the clerk the number."

"Horton-R-TPK-2 you're comm officer."

"Welcome Back Tim-R-GUN-2"

Spoiler for Boris

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Immediately gets in line, even with the fleeing people, OOC: nice distraction Tim... Equipment Officer, Front and Center!

Continues typing on his PDC

A $%^&#, A $%#& and a #$%^$&& walk into the #$&$%...the #$^#%^& says #$%^$%&# and IntSec swarms in to terminate the traitors!!!!

How about this one?

A citizen walks into a non-sanctioned drinking establishment full of Internal Security...The clonebank gets a call to activate a new clone.

of course then I

and then

taps some more on his PDC

"Team remember to spend spend spend! It's treasonous to hoard credits!"

SMILES

"THANK YOU Logan...that will be enough of those kind of jokes...honestly Logan, a robot, a clone and a mutant slamming face first into a bar, and then talking to it is highly dubious, and how did the bar talk? too many happiness drugs tainted by a communist plot?"

*types on his PDC*

"Shuttlebot! What treason has Tim-R-Gun commited?"

Run Forest Run!!! we need to get outfitted!!! LOL

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"Team report to the Outfitter immediately! Tim-R-Pro is on his way! HUP HUP HUP HUP"

"Team report to the Outfitter immediately! Tim-R-Pro is on his way! HUP HUP HUP HUP"

"Shuttlebot! After dropping us off return to pick up the Troubleshooter that fell off. Do not run over him."

"Now, let's get equipped, Tim will catch up!"

OOC: This is IF the shuttlebot is a red-clearance transport
"Shuttlebot! We need transport to PLC for outfitting."

If it's not red clearance
"Shuttlebot! we are not high enough clearance to use your services"

"Happiness Officer! Let's alleviate any trepidation about our assignment with some levity...Tell some jokes!"

Lets the happiness drugs do their work in his newly scrubbed brain

Grins like he just got promoted, since that's one of the few things he remembers strongly

OOC: BTW, the O&BGM left it behind the spoiler tag, but I attempted to not take my pills, got caught and you all would have seen the Green Monster, errrr citizen...yell that not taking my prescribed pills was treason and then a robot pulled up and gave me a little brainscrub...Thus the reason why I started to congratulate myself.