Tarrasque Pinworm's page

Small Magellanic Cloud wrote:

No kidding!

+1

Don't forget me!

Today's FB status - Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone)who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. The...other 7% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers.

Best one in a while.

I was in a dragon once. It didn't work out.

Make sure you check your sandwich for parasites.

Damn it! The tarrasque took a dump, and now I'm stuck here.

Oooh yeah!

<Bumps chests with TS>

Tarrasque Pinworm wrote:

Tarrasque Substitute wrote:

Sorcerers of the Shore wrote:

0gre wrote:

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

~stomps in and gobbles up remains~

Woo hoo! I knew if I waited long enough, I'd find someone like you! Even if you're not quite the real thing...

High fives all around? Wait.. you don't have any hands do you?

<Blushes>

Awww, I hoped you'd love me for who I am...

Sorcerers of the Shore wrote:

0gre wrote:

WTF!

Can we get this thread back on topic please? I'm too lazy to read upthread, where it the beholder?

~ZAP!~

~stomps in and gobbles up remains~

Woo hoo! I knew if I waited long enough, I'd find someone like you! Even if you're not quite the real thing...

Why doesn't anyone like me?

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Okay, help me with either advice or paranoia warnings. No one has ever responded to Mona and Cosmo's Mama. Cosmo posted nearby in the same thread, but without interaction. I so want to by my usual funny self, but maybe that's a sign that it's not funny to Cosmo. Thoughts?

And am I sick of proctoring? Yes, yes I am.

Don't feel bad. Not every avatar is a winner ..

YAP!

+1

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

How are aliases doing among my fellow denizens? I'm at 48. I thought my newest was funny, but it has failed to gain the attention of the one at whom it was aimed.

I like that one. Shame it's not getting any attention.

Wow! I have 55 aliases, 4 of whom are myself, 5 of whom are dopplegangers of others, and 2 of whom are PbB characters.

Just how obnoxious should Jacobs' Old Girlfriend become? Or maybe she should quietly waddle away.

You could try her out one more time in an appropriate thread, and, if she doesn't take, you can bring her around these parts to play with Patrick's aliases. Or Moorluck's if you want something vile to happen to her. :)

All of my aliases are quality.

None of mine are.

Whee!!! Golden shower!

I like poodles!

Tarrasque Pinworm wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Humps a squeaky toy.

*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*

Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.

*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*

Me next!

There might not be much left when CourtFool is done with it.

I wanted to be next after the squeaky toy.

Humps a squeaky toy.

*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*

Oh yeah, right there…right…uh…there.

*squeak!* *squeak!* *squeak!*

Me next!

I'll eat the next French person who bothers CDP.

It's not Monday, it's HUMP DAY!!!

*humps everyone in the thread*

Oooh! That feels good. Do it again! Do it again!

<Bursts up out of the ground>

Somebody said they were expecting a pinworm?

<Devours a poodle>

Tarrasque Pinworm wrote:

yellowdingo wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:

Crikey!

Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

Bugger! Its got the worse case of Worms ever...Casts Death spell on the Tarrasque's Worms thus eliminating the problem.

That is what you call top of the line Vetinary Magic. That will be a thousand gold pieces for the cure for the Worms.

Bleh! You missed me!

<Burrows into the carpet>

*Munches on carpet*

Hey, I feel something tunneling into my liver...nice knowin' it.

<Bursts out from under the floor>

Oh, yeah!!!

Dude, I don't know what you're eating, but that's kinda gross.

Jack Hammer wrote:

FRED THE TARRASQUE wrote:

Crikey!

Is that tarrasque rubbing his butt on the carpet?

Bugger! Its got the worse case of Worms ever...Casts Death spell on the Tarrasque's Worms thus eliminating the problem.

That is what you call top of the line Vetinary Magic. That will be a thousand gold pieces for the cure for the Worms.

Bleh! You missed me!

<Burrows into the carpet>