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"I was in the library, the other night, In the restricted section. I read something rather odd, about a bit of rare magic. It is called, as I understand it, a Horcrux..."


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Dutch double salted licorice is one of the foods I have cravings for, now that I live in Taiwan. I also miss biltong like it was a lost family member.


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"TENTACLES!"


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"Klaatu, Barada, Necktie!"


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"Hey, you guys! Watch this..."


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The narrator makes the game. I play this with my son on my lap. We just took out the King of Dust.


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GreyWolfLord wrote:
irregardless

Hang your head in shame.


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Please cancel my subscription to the Pathfinder modules line. Please cancel the pending order for Daughters of Fury.


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For an A.P, I strongly recommend retrofitting some of the Pathfinder Society scenarios instead. Use the factions as school houses. The Pathfinder venture can be re-skinned as faculty.

Personally, I wouldn't use Pathfinder at all. For a Potterverse style game, I would use Ars Magica. The fourth edition rules are available here:

Atlas Games


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Four kings of metal. Four metal kings.


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I set my current Carrion Crown campaign in 1890s equivalent Golarion, with hydroelectric power, telegraphs, dynamite and a halfling George Costanza tabloid reporter messing things up for the party.

I am going to go the other way with Giantslayer. I am going to set it in the Age of Anguish, just after the Dwarves got to the surface. The sky will still be reddened by the dust of Starfall. There will be no gunpowder, alchemists, or printed works. Real points of light stuff. Humankind thinned out, and the orc hordes still the masters of the world. I will scratch my Earthdawn/ Midnight/ Dark Sun itches, and make it as grim and dark as I can.

After Belkzen, before Kazavon. The dwarves lost their hall in living memory.


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Teatime42 wrote:
Taliesin Hoyle wrote:
A psychiatrist I lived with had an Anatolian shepherd...
Holy s~#!, how'd the dog make out?

A few years later, it bit a patient, and was put down.


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A psychiatrist I lived with had an Anatolian shepherd. She threw away some expired drugs, which the dog chewed on when it raided the trash. The dog got loaded on benzodiazapines, amphetamines, and other disturbingly dangerous drugs, and went on a tear through the house. It chewed up everything it could get its slobbering maw on. It knocked everything EVERYTHING off of every surface. It chewed television, laptop, refrigerator, books and gun safe. It sprayed diarrhea behind itself while it did so. There was no square foot of carpet, bed, or tile that did not have pages of books, toilet paper, trash, pillow stuffing, or pills on it. After wreaking a staggering amount of mayhem, the little b~@@# had a seizure, and stopped.

Only one room was untouched by this ruin and wrack. My room. I kept my door closed. There were scratches on it, and it was almost broken off its hinges.


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Can you please cancel my Pathfinder Roleplaying Game subscription?


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Mark Hoover wrote:
Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

"My character is a beautiful blonde with big t$%#.

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.She's a lesbian."
How appropriate that your avatar is a hand.

In English writing, quotation marks or inverted commas, also known informally as quotes or speech marks or as quote marks, quotemarks or speechmarks, are punctuation marks placed either side of a word or phrase in order to identify it as a quotation, direct speech or a literal title or name.


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Living in Taiwan has its privileges. We get informative computer animations that make sense of complex issues. Here is the Taiwanese take on Scottish independence: Be informed


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"My character is a beautiful blonde with big t#$&.
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.She's a lesbian."


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You have a Charter Tag.

You know there is a black hole in the submissions room.

You argued against Pathfinder as a name.

You heard about the cancellation of Dragon and Dungeon on the blog.

You know what a cagewright is.

You bought the Whispering Tyrant Compleat Adventures.

You defended, or attacked, Wil Save

You know what happened to this text:

Spoiler:
Vh4t h4ppen?
SomeBody s3t uP us z3 bomb. I'll lik3ly k!ll y3 Yn th3 morn1n'.
V3 gEt sign4l, By CyrrollAlee's bl@nket!
Vh4t?
Main skr3en turN on.
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How 4 rt tHou gentlemen?
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Thee 4 rt oN y3 vay unto |)estruktion! V3'll keel-h4ul y3! Fir3 th3 c4nnons! Naturlich!!
Vh4t tHou lumpiskh earth-vexink de4th-token sAyeth?
Thou sponGy smurfed bum-b4iley h4ve n4y ch4nce t' surviv3 m4ke tHy timE
H4 HA H@ H4, By Bl4kkbeard's rikhes, by Solonor Thel@ndira's nieke, @rrrr!!
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MovE ziG
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Scale Mail.

Maure Castle.

You remember when Paizo only won five Ennies.


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j b 200 wrote:
As a huge fan of NWN (and a somewhat lesser fan of NWN 2), I cannot be more excited about the idea of a Pathfinder CRPG. I will literally never see my wife and child again.

You do not mean literally. You mean figuratively.

Take it away, Oatmeal!


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Please cancel my subscriptions.

All of them, except my subscription to The Pathfinder Adventure Path.

I lost my job, and four interviews so far have been fruitless.
I have been happy with everything I have received so far, but can simply not afford a fluctuating expense.

Thank you in advance.


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You young people of today...

When I was eight years old, I moved from Oxford, to a gold mining town (Carletonville) in apartheid South Africa. My brother was eight years older than me. He went to university and came back with the red box. At the time, I was a wreck. I had gone through a series of traumas, with the worst two being my difficulty adapting to living in a fascist, racist, fundamentalist state, and surviving sexual abuse by an older boy. I had almost nothing to live for, but that red box gave me a sudden escape. I had already read The Hobbit, and I knew some mythology, but the ability to re-invent myself through D&D hit me with a force that I can still recall. I read the basic and expert rules under the covers with a flashlight, and even a candle, which singed the page with the third level cleric spells on it. It became the best thing in my life, and I naturally wanted to share my discovery with my peers.
Within short order, I was being punched in the gut by children who didn't even know me, spat on from balconies. I had my nine year old head flushed in a used toilet. A teacher confiscated my dice, as evil.
Three older boys grabbed me from the corridoor, into an empty classroom, held me down, and tried to perform an exorcism on me, using latin they probably got from a horror movie. I was sent by the school to a psychiatrist, for atheism, after my notebook was stolen, and handed to the guidance counsellor. I was told by well-meaning adults that I was going to go to hell, and that I had invited Satan into my life. I had one friend. He was also from England, and had the Greyhawk setting, box set. I endured.

In fairness, there was a lot of goofy stuff about my school life. My biology teacher handed out leaflets titled "Is the Kaffir an Ape, or Just a Sub-human?" We had more hours of religious teaching in a week, in my state school, than we had English lessons. We had regular canings and punishment by exercise. My history teacher took pains to explain to the class that carbon dating is a lie from the pit of Hell. Terror of the adversary was mixed in with a stew of white paranoia and the insularity due to sanctions. The panic against D&D was part of wider trends. We had school assemblies about back masking in music, and dire warnings against seeing the James Bond movie "A View to a Kill" because of its immoral and indecent content. (READ kiss between Roger Moore and Grace Jones). D&D was not well known. There were only two kids in the whole town who played it, and we were both Soutpiele

When I was sixteen, I got a break in my circumstances. I was accepted into the drama department of an art school, in the financial capital, Johannesburg. I became a boarder in the hostel, and finally was among people who liked and respected me. The only wrinkle was the Calvinist headmaster. A Mr. Darrell Campbell. He discovered my second edition PHB and DMG in my room. Despite being the edition to neuter the planes and call Devils and Demons Baatezu, and Tanari, he found the game sufficiently objectionable to threaten me with expulsion. Here is a piece of dialogue I still remember:

DC: You are a satanist, then Hoyle? Who else is in this sick cult with you?
TH: Sir, with respect, I am not a satanist. I don't believe in the devil. The devil is a part of Judeo-Christian...
DC: Don't expound your sick philosophies on me boy!
TH: Sir, I am defending myself against an unjust accusation. I am not a satanist.
DC: Then how do you explain THIS! (Produces Dungeon Master's Guide)

I was given my books back two years later. The front cover of the PHB was missing, and there were underlinings in red.

I thought I was in the clear when I left school. Years later, in 2000, my landlord burned my Vampire the Masquerade books, and had the locks changed. He was a police officer. Out of compassion, I didn't press charges, because of his profession, but I took him to small claims court. He lied in court. He said he had not burned my books, and that I was a drug dealer with a grudge. Ironically, I was the only person my age that I knew, in the whole town, who did not smoke dope. I get my kicks from roleplaying.

In the courtroom, I asked him if he was familiar with the commandment to not bear false witness against your neighbour. His reply: "You are not my neighbour"

I think that addresses the OP.


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Hiram_McDaniels wrote:

Hell to the yes!

I'll still be picking up adventure paths from Paizo now and then, but system-wise I'm finally putting 3E/Pathfinder away for good and I won't be missing it.

That is all well and good, but what do your other heads say?


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Numenera has no rewards whatsoever for combat. XP is solely for discovery, and is a currency to be used for roleplaying. Numenera
It is a masterpiece of design, in my opinion.


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Rysky wrote:
Gorbacz wrote:
Ah, gotta love those prude-friendly product descriptions ;)
Yeah, it has pretty much nothing to do with a Red Light District. I call shenanigans!

It states quite clearly: you’ll be ready next time your players are ready to venture into a city's secret underbelly!

Ought that read underbellies?


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There is a black hole in the submission room at Paizo.


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LINK


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Kenzer never really did anything I was interested in, but Aces n Eights is awesome.


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I just got my shipping notice. I live in Taiwan.

You're getting:
Mythos Monsters x1
Undead Giant x1
Undead Paint Set x1
Demons x1
There Be Dragons x1
Red Dragon x1
Fire Giants x1
Frost Giants x1
Starter Set 2 x1
Starter Paint Set x1
vampire x2

Your shipment was postmarked on 08-21-2013


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Put this anonymously under the door:

Dear sir.

I am in your target market. I have disposable income. I have geek cred. I also believe in the critical role that local game stores play as a connective tissue that can bring people together in a way that the internet cannot yet manage.

I am reluctant to shop in your store. I find that the store is not well-ventilated. It has a distinctive odour that I find off-putting. Being naturally quite shy, and averse to conflict, I have wrestled with how to broach this topic. Please forgive my inability to approach you directly.

I find it highly likely that I am not the only real or potential customer to be dissuaded from supporting your business by the unpleasantness of the environment in your store. You are competing globally. Most RPG purchases are though internet vendors now. You cannot afford to make shopping online a superior experience to shopping at [insert store name here.]

Please consider the example and advice available at

http://blackdiamondgames.blogspot.tw/2013/06/store-rescue.html

If you make your store pleasant to visit, I will visit. I will spend, and I will tell all my friends about you. I want you to succeed.

Yours sincerely

anonymous.


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I have not heard from Reaper yet. Still waiting for an order notification, but I don't mind waiting. I accept that they want to get all of the orders done as soon as they possibly can, and where I have a slight pang of need, they are burning with a desire to just. finish. shipping. and get back to their regular business.

If they run another bones kickstarter, I will put a couple of hundred down on that one too, even if it does take more than a year to get to me. They get molds. They thank us by using them. All is working as intended.


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You are an inspiration. I have never painted a mini before, and was apprehensive, but these look very good. If you can do it, so can I.


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Armor as damage reduction


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Spoiler:
Click here for extra slack

Click here repeatedly for a reduction of slack.


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Roy!


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Paizo could consider putting a PDF conversion guide for APs and modules so that people who wish to may easily play pathfinder adventures with D&D rules. That will be time consuming, but the potential volume of sales increase would cover a freelance fee, if not a salary.

All monetary and sales estimates for this post were retrieved anally.


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Please cancel my subscription to the Pathfinder Companion line. If at all possible, please yank the three companions out of the pending order. I am sending this as an email also, so please be aware that this request may be redundant, if another rep has recieved the email and already cancelled the order.

Thank you in advance.


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DeathQuaker wrote:
Pendin Fust wrote:

Quote:


Any recommendations for what type of glue I should use? I can't touch Kaladrax without a leg or the tail falling apart.
Superglue (CA+). Bones are made of PVC and will work with superglue just fine.


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Reckless wrote:
I received mine, just started looking through, but one of my giants has two fists instead of a fist and a head... sigh, gonna have to figure out these separated component items to make sure they have what they should. Gonna be at least Friday before I can give them a good look-through.

This sounds like a job for:

Customer Service
Phone: (940)484-6464 x700
Fax: (940) 484-0096
questions@reapermini.com


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Determiner-Adjective-Noun


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Please cancel my subscription to the Pathfinder Role Playing Game.
Please cancel my subscription to the Player Companion.


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Jail House Rock wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Actually those are the same runes on the cover of every book... they're the word "MATRIX", converted into Japanese characters, then mirrored.

No they are not. They are Cantonese and spell out fire.

You don't spell fire. It is a basic pictograph like this:

Huo


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Mirage Wolf wrote:
Taichung, Taiwan.

+1


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Put them on a blue highway in Idaho.


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May I please take the map of Illfrost?


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TheLoneCleric wrote:
I'm more a Butterscotch man myself...

How dare you get butter in my scotch?


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I am a secular materialist, non-objectivist LaVeyan satanist (Left hand path ethics. Scientific worldview.). I play Pathfinder. The two are not related.


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Clay golem shield guardian. Worth every coin.


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Toys say it best.


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Gaaf.


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You have successfully locked your Bones pledge stuff into our system.

Here's what you got:

-- Vampire x2 $200
-- Starter Paint Set x1 $18
-- Starter Set 2 x1 $18
-- Frost Giants x1 $10
-- Fire Giants x1 $10
-- Red Dragon x1 $10
-- There Be Dragons x1 $15
-- Demons x1 $15
-- Undead Paint Set x1 $18
-- Undead Giant x1 $10
-- Mythos Monsters x1 $10

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