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GeraintElberion wrote:

kyrt-ryder wrote:

Violence in sufficient quantities solves every problem.

Violence not solving your problem? Apply moar violence.

If all you have is a hammer, all of your problems start to look like nails...

If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer! And when all else fails, use explosives.

If you problem isn't solved by violence, you're not using enough violence.

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Give you flak? Why would they give you an aircraft defense cannon? That seems rather expensive and dangerous.

Abort mission. His hubris field cannot be penetrated by normal ordnance.

Yes, we are all individuals!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[bubble bubble bubble]

My ass.

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Good news!

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So that's why Guinan was always in Ten Forward.

I really wish people wouldn't post level 20 builds in these threads. Almost no one ever plays at level 20.

My example is broken at every level.

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I also own a wide spectrum of Pathfinder-compatible 3PP. I would be happy to let any such product into my games.

Commoner 20.

LOLWHUT?

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If the developpers thought less about their next product (Ultimate Campaign, and the next, and the one after that) and more about the rules of Pathfinder that already exist, we would have a way better game.

But probably not have a company to support it.

I believe some people are way too wrapped up in their own need for self-importance.

I believe I may resemble that remark.

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You do know there always could be people who have never played Pathfinder who made an account here, right?

Don't intrude on his delusions. People don't like it when you do that to them.

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I don't play Pathfinder because it's good, I play it because it's popular.

Even I think this argument is ridiculous.

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Sounds like Pathfinder isn't for you then.

Yes, there have been bannings.

I will say no more lest I speak ill of the departed.

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How to Roll a Cheerleader?

Jagerbombs.

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best fend for yourself rather than rely on charity.

Especially in America! Get a job and buy your own snacks! No handouts!

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Don't worry. Goblins like it rough.

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Jesus dies.

I think I'm probably a bad player due to having the attention span of a gnat when I don't have everything in front of me like I do when DMing.

OP,

So Paizo has to use your imagination for you?

What else are we paying them for? Pretty picture books?

Some of us already have that game... ;)

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"This battlefield lieks moar mudkip. You can help, by adding moar mudkipz."

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TriOmegaZero wrote:

Arrogance.

More like confidence.

Nuance.

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If it's insane, you know I'm there. :)

People don't choose to be offended, they choose how they react to being offended.

Now that was the laugh I needed today.

I like Aux's example because it uses pretty colors.

I saw the avatar of the OP at first and was about to slap TOZ with a trout..then saw it was a different person.

Hrm. Honestly puzzled why you stopped.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:

3.5L just has a 7 Cha is all. :)

Actually, his profile says Cha 5. Guy sure knows how to dump stats for optimization! ;)

Never take a man at his word concerning his ability scores.

Testing, testing, one, two, three...

I shall facepalm now.

Worked pretty well for TSR I hear.

I'm here for you. :)

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Thanks for reinforcing my optimizers = anime fans idea, folks :)

Jamming a couple planks under the Golden Gate Bridge is 'reinforcing' too.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:

Shalafi2412 wrote:

Personally I love the witch as that is the only class that I have played from the APG. I do think that they are balanced with other classes since their hexes are limited (for the most part).

I tried rolling up a Witch inspired by Beatrice but found that the hexes were too geared to the Baba Yaga/European-themed hedge witch kind. Cackle seemed to fit, but I just went with Bard instead.

Huh, trying to imagine what witches would look like if they resembled shounen and magical girl series...

Like shonen or magical girl hero/heroines? :P

Although a Madoka Magica witch would be bad ass...

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Smug Narcissist wrote:

Bruunwald wrote:

Smug Narcissist wrote:

Sex and violence has nothing to do with maturity.Including it in your games and then calling it mature is just silly.

Your reply betrays a lack of thought and foresight. In other words, you sound really immature yourself.

Sex and violence by themselves are not mature nor immature. They are just facts of biology and society. Good writers, however, can craft them into something that goes beyond disturbing, and enters the realm of scarring. Because of that, we relegate them to an audience better equipped to deal with what they are seeing and experiencing: the mature.

Yes, we understand your game of semantics and how clever you are. Congratulations, you bothered the folks at the grown up table and got a bit of attention. Now sit down before you hurt yourself.

Sweet man,

Deliberately trying to piss me off is an excellent way of validating your points.Your halfwitted attempt at sounding smart really hit home for me.
I bet the explicit picturing of rape and murder at your table would really scar my innocent soul forever.

Rambling/non sequitur, unintelligible condenscension is his specialty.

He is...the least interesting man in the world.

No, not everyone. Just make an example of one now and then.

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I was waiting for the usual suspects to start 'discussing' this topic.

Let me play you the song of my people.

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Monopoly is the game you play when you hate yourself.

I was going to say "he got elected" but I see that is already covered.

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It's not a dunce cap, it's a cone of power!

Is this something Paizo fixed?

That would require Paizo to have fixed something.

Man, the Epileptic Trees are going wild here!

Now, why am I not working as a game designer?

The pay is garbage.

If you don't allow me to print my guns you're effectively banning those guns from me and violating my 2nd Amendment rights.

You couldn't detect your way out of a paper bag.