Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth's page

Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

Hey, guys...Is

<-----------this supposed to happen?

I'm never sure what sort of chaos is acceptable for a slaad.

Muahaha! The curse is working! The Curse/Blessing of Poodleness!

"It occurs to me that now would be a good time to leave...run!

Yeah! I don't want to be a poodle!

Just a reminder that my Yugoloths are still active.
Feel free to counter the curse in any way deemed appropriately humorous.

It seems Aberzombie and his various alter egos are out to harass everyone day today. So I'm taking the day off from Paizo. Catch ya sometime soon.

See, this is why we need a separate forum! So that Aberzombie will find it more difficult to post in our RPing threads!

"Wait, what? What's going on? Nobody ever explains anything to me..." Sytt grumbles.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Allura wrote:

Allura grabs her gear, making sure she was ready for a fight should one happen, and making sure the boys did the same. She gently picks up Tristan and hands him to Devlyn.

"Okay, we're ready to go."

"Hey, can I come? I promise not to insult you guys again. Pleeease?"

Allura hesitates. "Very well, Sytt. You may come. But you had better keep that promise."

"Yay! Thanks!" The snake grins and leaps out of the fountain.

Allura grabs her gear, making sure she was ready for a fight should one happen, and making sure the boys did the same. She gently picks up Tristan and hands him to Devlyn.

"Okay, we're ready to go."

"Hey, can I come? I promise not to insult you guys again. Pleeease?"

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

"Aw c'mon, don't 'cha trust me? I'm just a nice little snake, don't kids like snakes? I heard about that somewhere."

A wolfish grin spreading over his face, Lk thinks "You are a one-legged snake that wields a scythe, and you are supposed to be a 'nice snake'?

It's a sickle, actually, though I can understand LK making that mistake.

Sytt is so busy watching LK that he almost doesn't hear what is said.
"Wait, what? That drow lady hurt the kid? Huh?"
The snake looks bewildered. He starts swimming around in the fountain.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Hmm, I guess it does seem unrealistic. Okay, maybe it's just because he can tell it's a kid and hopes that he's afraid of his dad as little kids are. I'm sorry, I didn't really think the post through but just wanted to continue the tradition of making Sytt be universally disliked by the cast. I wouldn't like it to seem like any of the Yugoloths are likable or nuttin'.

Sytt yipes in fear as the pup snips at him.
"Hey, friends don't attack friends! Let's just calm down and try to find some nice, friendly way to solve this problem, okay, friend?"

I believed it. I said it sounded interesting because 1)I hadn't thought people would think that, and 2) I hadn't thought of it myself.

Lk lets out something that sounds like a laugh, but doesn't move from between the yugoloth and Tristan.

Aw c'mon, don't 'cha trust me? I'm just a nice little snake, don't kids like snakes? I heard about that somewhere."

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

He then notices the pup growling at him.

"Hey now, BAD dog. Look, you keep this up and I'm telling your father that you growl at nice snakes and hang out with strange people!"
He doesn't actually know about the father-son rivalry, he can just tell that Little Kiba is actually a kid lycanthrope, and guesses that LK has trouble with his father since he's away from the pack.

That is a really interesting way to guess at father-son troubles.

Lk runs at Sytt and delibratly misses biting him. He then returns to Tristan's side continues growling at Sytt.

Hmm, I guess it does seem unrealistic. Okay, maybe it's just because he can tell it's a kid and hopes that he's afraid of his dad as little kids are. I'm sorry, I didn't really think the post through but just wanted to continue the tradition of making Sytt be universally disliked by the cast. I wouldn't like it to seem like any of the Yugoloths are likable or nuttin'.

Sytt yipes in fear as the pup snips at him.
"Hey, friends don't attack friends! Let's just calm down and try to find some nice, friendly way to solve this problem, okay, friend?"

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Allura wrote:

Allura rolled her eyes. "Don't mind Sytt. No one else does."

"That's because I'm so great, nobody minds me! Wait...that doesn't make sense.

"Stay away from her, kid! She's a shapeshifter, hiding in the form of a beautiful woman to deceive you! Run!"

Allura winces. "Just get out of here. I've heard enough of that crap to last three lifetimes. Being a shapeshifter doesn't make someone inherently evil, and if you're going to be like that then you're not welcome here."

"Hey, hey! We're all friends here, right? No need to fly off the handle! If we don't stick together, we shall surely fall apart, remember? We can't go getting involved in big rivalries just because of the little funny jokes of a tiny little snake!"

He pauses.
"Waaait a...crap, it's that stupid demon! Hey, uh, kids? If you happen to hear a large group coming by, don't look. A bit M-rated."
He then notices the pup growling at him.
"Hey now, BAD dog. Look, you keep this up and I'm telling your father that you growl at nice snakes and hang out with strange people!"
He doesn't actually know about the father-son rivalry, he can just tell that Little Kiba is actually a kid lycanthrope, and guesses that LK has trouble with his father since he's away from the pack.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Allura wrote:

Hair still dripping, Allura walks in the front door, a little breathless from hurrying.

"A little bird told me there was some sort of trouble. Hello," she said, smiling at Tristan. "It's good to finally meet you. I've seen you at the market lots of times. What's your name?"

"He's secretly a Yugoloth! Look out!" Yells a one-legged snake, purple colored, sitting in a fountain that hadn't been there when Allura left.

Allura rolled her eyes. "Don't mind Sytt. No one else does."

"That's because I'm so great, nobody minds me! Wait...that doesn't make sense.

"Stay away from her, kid! She's a shapeshifter, hiding in the form of a beautiful woman to deceive you! Run!"

Hair still dripping, Allura walks in the front door, a little breathless from hurrying.

"A little bird told me there was some sort of trouble. Hello," she said, smiling at Tristan. "It's good to finally meet you. I've seen you at the market lots of times. What's your name?"

"He's secretly a Yugoloth! Look out!" Yells a one-legged snake, purple colored, sitting in a fountain that hadn't been there when Allura left.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Can I be a lord? I am organic.

If you'll hurry up with the payment, sure!

I'm not big on legitimate business deals. If I give you some slaad and dretching in exchange for "lord" status, would I be allowed to kill you and take it all back? That's usually the kind of deal I go for.

How about you give me the slaad and dretching in exchange for 'lord' status, and then kill a poodle and take his stuff instead? Or, ya know, you don't have to. But I have the support of the Yugoloths, and it would be a very bad idea. Also, I can always give the status to the poodles.

Can I be a lord? I am organic.

If you'll hurry up with the payment, sure!

Hurry up people, we need some help! One slaad and a bunch of dretchings and a duck aren't going to be able to take down the ancient evil of the poodle lords!

Dolt, they aren't 'lords', just led by one of the mighty Lords of the Boards.

By the way, for some slaad meat and a dretching, I can elevate you to Lord status!

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Playing hard-to-get I see...

Lowers head, wags tail and growls.

Rrrrrryap!

Oh crap, I thought he was a pacifist?

*Stops setting fire to chew toys and looks innocent*

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Egg Slaad wrote:

I have found the answer to reigning in the poodles. We can use an army of these hamsters to distract and then subdue the silly beasts in preparation for egg placement.

Those typically docile creatures should be easy to bend to our will ... or some such.

Unfortunately, their master will put a stop to that. You need giant space hamsters to deal with those guys. Fortunately, I am an expert giant space hamster breeder! I charge nothing but a bowl of slaad with some dretching on it.

Well, Cobb's still dead. And...

<Shoves Little Caesar Dretching in front of Sytt>

Here's a Little Caesar Dretching!

Excellent. They'll be here soon. Thank you for shopping at Yugoloth Services (TM). Yugoloth Services(TM)will not be held accountable for any injuries and/or fatalities due to the use of Yugoloth Services products.

I have found the answer to reigning in the poodles. We can use an army of these hamsters to distract and then subdue the silly beasts in preparation for egg placement.

Those typically docile creatures should be easy to bend to our will ... or some such.

Unfortunately, their master will put a stop to that. You need giant space hamsters to deal with those guys. Fortunately, I am an expert giant space hamster breeder! I charge nothing but a bowl of slaad with some dretching on it.

"Say, would you poodles be interested in hiring a diplomat and/or bodyguard? My name is Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth, and for a small fee I would be more than happy to provide my help.

<Storms over to Wafu and Ranch Dretching>

Which one of you killed Alexis!?

Stupid moron never saw it coming...

*Walks off to Poodle Thread*

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

"Hey, should I have attacked that guy?"

"Which guy? There was a drow female and two minotaurs. Any one of them, yeah probably."

"Oh, the drow was a girl? I thought it was customary for the guys to look real feminine. Teach me to learn about the world from a slaad."

No, not the ones in the Slaad Thread, even though Sytt's counterpart visits there often. Just a random slaad. Heh, get it? Random? Because...ah nevermind.

*Facepalm*
Leave the ravid alone, he's able to animate one object per round. Totally overpowered. You probably shouldn't mess with him.

"Hey, should I have attacked that guy?"

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Ranch Dretching wrote:

Hooray! I'm going to SlaadCon! It's so much better than getting eaten by a vrock.

But ... what did you think was going to happen to you at SlaadCon?

Stop being so dretchy.

No need to worry about the vrocks... *Grins and starts tying a napkin around neck*

That was last post as Gark.

Begone, slaad-killers! And that means you, Dan Quayle! And the Pitchfork Salesman! And Slytt!
Slaad unite (even though that's a bit paradoxical...)!

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

The rock may or may not be a grey lodestone from 3rd edition.

Do you mean an ioun stone? Cause I hear they're great as currency on Golarion.

If you kill slaadi, we come back twice as...

I think it's three times, actually.

And my name is Sytt. No 'l'.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Cobb Slaad wrote:

<Reforms from the stuff of chaos>

That wasn't nice. Who gave you the axe?

Sytt, you jerk! Oh, anarchic shuriken. Sure! I'll take those. Here's the dressing.

Heh heh...now just need some croutons. Hey, hurry up with the slaad or I'm taking the ax back. Tell ya what, I'll give you a bit o' extra time if ya give me some croutons as a deposit.

I've got croutons. Make me an offer.

"Alright. I'll give ya a, uh...huh. Okay, I'll give ya this cool rock I found if you give me croutons. The rock may or may not be a grey lodestone from 3rd edition.

<Reforms from the stuff of chaos>

That wasn't nice. Who gave you the axe?

Sytt, you jerk! Oh, anarchic shuriken. Sure! I'll take those. Here's the dressing.

Heh heh...now just need some croutons. Hey, hurry up with the slaad or I'm taking the ax back. Tell ya what, I'll give you a bit o' extra time if ya give me some croutons as a deposit.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade wrote:

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.

"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.

Deale!

Heh heh....thanks!

*Goes up to slaad*
Hey, I'll give ya this anarchic shuriken fer some ranch dressing.

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Giant slaad forks, get your giant slaad forks.

Hay! I nede won of those forkes, sew I cann stabbe a slaade. Noe, not stabbe. I ment tickel.

"Yeah, that have DR/Lawful. What you want is a nice Axiomatic handaxe, like this one here. *Holds up* Give it to ya for half the slaad.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Caesar Slaad wrote:

Enough niceties. Slaadtown's been a breeding ground for bacteria for too long. I say it's time to put someone in the spinner. That's right. Time for a turf war.

No no no... you gotta get washed first, then go in the spinner.

And wouldn't it be a garden war? Slaadi don't come from turf. We come from gardens. See, this is what comes from being so old... you don't know anything cause you're going senile.

I come from a garden. You're imported from Mexico on a truck.

Nah, I'm organically grown. How do cows come from gardens?

Whoops. Avatar mishap. Let's try that again.

See, cows kinda trample everything they see. The only thing that could grow in a "cow garden" would be mushrooms (from the crap).

Ignore him, he's afraid of cows. Goblins provide excellent nutrients which, when combined with cow stomach acids, make them invulnerable. As such, cows are constantly attacking the sad creatures.

No, I'm afraid of horses. And dogs. But not cows. Cows are fat and tasty.

And all non-slaad, please go. This isn't a thread for the lawfuls/extraplanars (being not from the Maelstrom).

I'm sorry, at what point did goblins, Neutral Evil creatures, become anywhere close to being slaadi? ;)

Hey, slaadi. Anyone know where the ranch is? Though you better avoid it, Gark. It gots cows in it.

"Hey!" Sytt shouts, dropping his cup and spilling water everywhere. "Watch where you blast--ew, drow."

Suddenly, Sytt screams.
"AUGH!!! Bad, bad, bad--no, you don't--bad! I'm bad--stop it, this is my mind, get it out, get it out get it out..."

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Mah Aunt Esmarelda wrote:

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Mah Aunt Esmarelda wrote:

Allura wrote:

Aidan and Allura step into the omniportal and head for the Sanctum.

Esmerelda smiles, deep in thought.

"That may be the perfect place to go. Sytt! I'm not calling you again!"

Sytt appears, grumbling.

"Sorry ma'am, I was busy. What is it?"

"Go into this man's mindscape."

"Aw c'mon. That's tricky business, you know that. Anyways, this guy's dead."

"Sytt. Go. In. Now."

"Alright! Alright! I'm going! But unless he's comatose or something, this is gonna be impossible. I could end up dead."

Sytt focuses for a moment, then his eyes glaze over. He attempts to enter Oroth's mind.

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Mah Aunt Esmarelda wrote:

Allura wrote:

Aidan and Allura step into the omniportal and head for the Sanctum.

Esmerelda smiles, deep in thought.

"That may be the perfect place to go. Sytt! I'm not calling you again!"

Sytt appears, grumbling.

"Sorry ma'am, I was busy. What is it?"

"Go into this man's mindscape."

"Aw c'mon. That's tricky business, you know that. Anyways, this guy's dead."

Allura wrote:

Aidan and Allura step into the omniportal and head for the Sanctum.

Esmerelda smiles, deep in thought.

"That may be the perfect place to go. Sytt! I'm not calling you again!"

Sytt appears, grumbling.

"Sorry ma'am, I was busy. What is it?"

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Nimora Orlbereth wrote:

Melusine Orlbereth wrote:

Nimora Orlbereth wrote:

Anything. Anything you like, Mother, only help me save him.

Very well ...

Melusine steeples her fingers

Our clan has recently contracted an alliance with the Brightwater Clan. They desire a marraige to seal our alliance. I would like you to consent to marrying their Clan chieftan's son, Blurghoot.

Nimora looks at her horrified. She is stunned. After a moment she bows her head. There are tears at the corners of her eyes.

"If that is what it takes to save Mirathan, then so be it," she says dully.

Sytt watches, sharpening his sickle. "Hey, could I talk to this 'Blurhoot'?"

they're off somewhere in a private mtg, but yeah we can kill off this dude once we know about him...

Ah, I just assumed that he would follow Nimora. Or linger out of sight. He's hoping for a good kill, but he's pretty sure that the family would frown on killing one of their own, so he's hoping that the mother will give a victim.

Melusine Orlbereth wrote:

Nimora Orlbereth wrote:

Anything. Anything you like, Mother, only help me save him.

Very well ...

Melusine steeples her fingers

Our clan has recently contracted an alliance with the Brightwater Clan. They desire a marraige to seal our alliance. I would like you to consent to marrying their Clan chieftan's son, Blurghoot.

Nimora looks at her horrified. She is stunned. After a moment she bows her head. There are tears at the corners of her eyes.

"If that is what it takes to save Mirathan, then so be it," she says dully.

Sytt watches, sharpening his sickle. "Hey, could I talk to this 'Blurhoot'?"

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

"What? No intro for me?" Sytt whines.

"Er, did you ever tell me your name? Because I really don't think you did. And you keep winking in and out. I'm never entirely sure when you're here or not."

"My name's Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth." He grins and a claw seems to grow from his belly. It clutches a sickle.

Nimora Orlbereth wrote:

"Yes, Mother. I did not mean to be improper. It is only that it is a matter of some urgency. At your earliest convenience, please?"

Melusine smiles blandly

"Of course Nimora. I am always happy to hear what you have to say."

She turns to Telestial

"So please tell me about your Order sir knight."

"What? No intro for me?" Sytt whines.

Knight Errant Telestial wrote:

"It depends on their form but decapatation works fairly well."

"Catching them is the hardest part, as they love to set traps and set allies against each other. They a masters of strategy, bolstered by their scrying skills and telepathy, but they do make mistakes."

"Is there anything else I should know about them that might help?"

"Well, if they're so manipulative, they'll probably be really arrogant too. That's how it works, usually. So odds are, they'll make mistakes. Of course, odds are they're watching us right now, and so now know that we aren't to be underestimated, but perhaps they'll think ti's a ruse, or perhaps they'll think that's a ruse, or that that's a ruse, or maybe they'll realize we're just a bunch of buffoons now that they've heard me talk."

Sytt gasps for breath.

Nimora Orlbereth wrote:

Knight Errant Telestial wrote:

Nimora Orlbereth wrote:

Knight Errant Telestial wrote:

"They drink in your fear. If you do not show it, you may force them to up the ante. They have real powers, beyond their trickery."

"It is better to show them that I am afraid then? I wish to use the best strategy possible."

"They are mercurial creatures. They strike when you are weak and alone. That is how to catch them.'

'But you need to catch the one that holds Mirathan. Both if they each hold a piece."

"And how are they to be defeated when we do catch them? They are shapeshifters you say, so does it require special means to defeat them?"

"It depends on their form but decapatation works fairly well."

"Catching them is the hardest part, as they love to set traps and set allies against each other. They a masters of strategy, bolstered by their scrying skills and telepathy, but they do make mistakes."

"Ooh, set allies against each other? Fun!"

A whorl of black water forms. Within it a shadowy form of an elf can be seen. It turns slowly, revealing its true form of a lich. It bears a strong resemblance to Mirathan.

"Oh crap. When did he die?"

The octopus flexes his tentacles

::We are prepared to do whatever is neccessary::

Sytt reappears.

Hey, I'm back. Oh, damn. Did we already kill them all? Did someone plot-centric die?"

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

"Well, duh, but you're still the least Yugoloth while I'm the greatest. Now shut up, or I'll cut your eyes out. Those don't heal well."

Sytt nods nervously.

"Yes, boss. Can I go now? This false alarm happened just when I was having fun."

Saeroth twirls his scythe quicker than the human eye can blink.

"Sorry! Sorry! Let's not fly off--let's--um--sorry."

"Well, duh, but you're still the least Yugoloth while I'm the greatest. Now shut up, or I'll cut your eyes out. Those don't heal well."

Sytt nods nervously.

"Yes, boss. Can I go now? This false alarm happened just when I was having fun."

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Saeroth glares but pulls back his scythe from hacking the dragon in half. He goes moodily to examine his ferry.

"Damn it! The jerk damaged my rudder! This takes ages to repair, I have to pray to Charon and stuff and he gets really cranky about his best stuff getting damaged!"

Sytt grins.

"Boss, quit whining. It's just a--"

Saeroth grabs his scythe and twirls it in a deadly arc towards Sytt. It slices the snake in two.

"Shut up."

The two halves roll around for a moment, then rejoin. The snake looks visibly hurt, but alive.

"Alright! Sorry! No need to fly off the handle here, we're all friends!"

"No, we aren't, you pathetic sniveling excuse for a water snake."

"Aw, c'mon, it ain't my fault, I was born this way!"

Sytt, Lesser Yugoloth wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

Saeroth glares but pulls back his scythe from hacking the dragon in half. He goes moodily to examine his ferry.

"Damn it! The jerk damaged my rudder! This takes ages to repair, I have to pray to Charon and stuff and he gets really cranky about his best stuff getting damaged!"

Sytt grins.

"Boss, quit whining. It's just a--"

Saeroth grabs his scythe and twirls it in a deadly arc towards Sytt. It slices the snake in two.

"Shut up."

The two halves roll around for a moment, then rejoin. The snake looks visibly hurt, but alive.

"Alright! Sorry! No need to fly off the handle here, we're all friends!"

Saeroth glares but pulls back his scythe from hacking the dragon in half. He goes moodily to examine his ferry.

"Damn it! The jerk damaged my rudder! This takes ages to repair, I have to pray to Charon and stuff and he gets really cranky about his best stuff getting damaged!"

Sytt grins.

"Boss, quit whining. It's just a--"

Cyber Dragonborn wrote:

Saeroth, Underlord of Yugoloths wrote:

The scythe repels it, the electricity flying off into the wall.

"These babies repel life, pal! Now eat this!"
He speaks a word, and the scythe starts twitching--inside the dragon. It's trying to start spinning around, creating a huge hole if it succeeds.

Again, the dragons says nothing. While it tries to wrench the scythe out of it's side, three capsules appear on it's back. Out of one flies a much smaller dragon, which flies straight at Saeroth. The others open up to reveal small futuristic looking cannons, which open fire on Saeroth, experly aiming around the smaller drake. Each shot illuminates a large area, the speed of the shots fired making a strobe-like pattern.

Saeroth struggles to dodge the shots.

"Dammit! Sytt, get over here!"
He grabs his scythe out and decapitates the smaller dragon. Or tries to.

Sytt appears moodily. When it sees the guns, he grins. He streaks through the air, and lands on the dragon. He grabs a sickle glowing with necromantic energy, and places it in front of one of the shots. As it hits, it bounces off the blade and hits the dragon.

lynora wrote:

???? They're underwater and a long ways outside the portal still.

Sytt asked if he could tag along with Nimora a while back, and Jay is a Lord so it is possible for him to do this.

One minute, I'll explain.

Sytt grins, and a small ring is noticed, fading now that it's purpose it fulfilled.
"Not a prob."

A snake swims in.
"Mind if I tag along? There isn't else anything to do."
Given my love of Yugoloths, I'm going hyper drive on new characters.