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BluePigeon wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.

You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.

What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?

Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.

So speaketh the zombie man, so it must be.

Suntan anyone? I have Vodka and orange juice with plenty of nude nymph serving lasses on my private beach.

Callous Jack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Because you know, someone is wrong on the interwebz.

I disagree with this strawman blanket term.

Burn strawman burn!

Takes Crimson Jester's can of gasoline and matches away from him. And any other pyrotechnic devise he may have hidden on him.

I'm awesome and shiny too. I give awesome suntans anytime of the year.

Meh! I can take it.

I can light up your life.

Finally,I place where I can shine.

Anyone want a trademarked Sunny G. Screwdriver?

FIRE!

I'll teach you to burn!

Darling, you make it so hot.

You're a much better bartender than Celestial Follower.

I'm still trying to get the taste of NyQuil out of my mouth from the last drink he made me.

Wow! NyQuil, but I only do one or two solid beverages.

Sunny Godhead wrote:

You better brush after you eat and make those pearly whites bright and shiny.

{sobs} I only have a beak! I have no teeth! WAAAAAAH! {sobs more, pours a Long Island Celestial Tea to drown sorrows}

Sorry about that.

Pours CT his trademarked Sunny G. A celestial orange juice/vodka favored beverage

Hear you go.

You better brush after you eat and make those pearly whites bright and shiny.

*Shines*

el presidente is planning to stop off in Darwin, load up some barramundi, declare us the 51st US state against our will, and bugger off to somewhere more important...

any thoughts?

You can have him, seriously.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

SANDWICH NOT SMELL LIKE TEA...

OH WELL. BARBARIAN KNEW AM NOT SMASH BARDS FOR REASON. OH RIGHT. BECAUSE THEY AM BETTER SORCERER THAN SORCERER.

the power isn't in the Tea, it's in the bread. ever had a Tea Ceremony without something bread related? it should really be called Bread Ceremony.

Hey, that's good. Can I barrow this?

glug glug glug....

next!

Sunny D and Vodka? My favorite

Sunny Godhead wrote:

Hello, I'm back. How is everything?

Much better now that we're getting everything cleaned up. It's looking almost lived in again here. :)

Where's Devlyn? Haven't seen him in ages.

Hello, I'm back. How is everything?

Sunny Godhead wrote:

I'm back! Let me tell you Indianapolis and Chicago were great. Gen Con 2011 could have never been better. A fat bag full of RPG goodies and a brand new wireless lap top, A Sony Vaio, my first one.

Terrific! We've upgraded the bar to have free wifi, so you can sit and enjoy your laptop right here. Have a dark and stormy and relax while I try to locate the DJ. :)

Glows specially with a special glow as he is promptly served

I'm back! Let me tell you Indianapolis and Chicago were great. Gen Con 2011 could have never been better. A fat bag full of RPG goodies and a brand new wireless lap top, A Sony Vaio, my first one.

"Hey, everyone I'm back. Sorry about the extended absence."

I'm heading out the Gen Con this year. Anyone else going and want to meet up? I have a Droid and mobile cell number.

Bin Laden is dead. Dark and Stormies are on me!

Carries in a crate of Vodka and several Gallons of Sunny D

Huzzah! Time for a party. Where are the naked Nymphs?

Uh, looking to buy any OGL or pathfinder based RPG Source material detailing urban environments. Any helpful suggestions?

Hi Lynora. It's been a while since I've been on the Forum boards. Where's the posted free-form games at? Places seems a bit bigger since the last time I was here.

Oh, to the Deep 6 FAWTL crew, I sell donuts, with sprinkles.

Haven't been on the boards in a while, but anyway I've brought a crate of vodka and Sunny Delight for one and all. Jeffrey, my alter ego, turned 40 this past 9th and wanted to see what's up. Wish him a Happy, if late birthday.

There's also a good chance that he will show up at Gen con this year. Nothing confirmed but keep your fingers crossed.

Unloads off several cases of moonshine from the back of his truck and drives off. Truck backfires several times...

Ah the joys of night work.

Solnes wrote:

Kellen starts back school on Monday. :D

We found a wonderful (we hope) school close by home and my work where the teachers and admins seem great. Kellen and I toured the new school, met his teacher and his specials teachers. He is really excited. :)

Yay! :)

I hope he really likes the new school.

Hi Lynora, long time no see. How are the Jacks? Sorry I haven't been on the Forum boards lately, but I bought a DROID and it's interesting more than I dare say.

Tristan says hello and hopes to be back around December or January.

Care for a vodka and OJ.

BTW, for all my FAWTL brothers and sisters, check out your FB privacy settings, your phone #, address, cell #, and e-mail are all listed for everyone to see. You can change that in privacy settings.

Know what's funny, I just changed mine. It reads:

Jeffrey N. Williams
Rural Route 666 Holocaust Highway
Nevada Test Site, Nye County, Nevada 89666

A phoney address will stop the wrong people from snooping too much.

Sunny Godhead wrote:

Hi Lynora, it's been awhile. I like the new look.

Thanks:)

I'm kinda intermittent on the board these days. I've got a bad schedule for my first semester of school in that I have class seven days a week. And when I'm not in class I'm dealing with kidlet issues. :/
I just keep telling myself I can hand in there until December. :)

I know the feeling. Putting money back for a new car and a super computer. The former I'll just drive around town, the later I'll use to dominate the sun.

Thinking about doing a forum game (On Paizo) in January. Haven't made any definite decision however, but I'm going to set it in the Southwest portion of the Forgotten Realms.

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

And thus Urizen died: a smile on his face, laughter gurgling from his voice, and an oaken beam sundering his ribcage.

you are only using oak, why not a redwood or sequoia?

Naa, that'd be overkill.

Nah, I'm going to have to go with Puffy's method. A barrage of nekkid wimmen avalanche.

So.....you want to die from too much of a good thing?

Hi Lynora, it's been awhile. I like the new look.

Wife's water broke, so we are at the hospital.

Boy or girl?

I bless the mother and child for a healthy delivery and a healthy drive home.

Wow. We are a motley bunch ain't we. ;)

I was just thinking that a number of people are a little MIA. Anyone hear from Orthos or TAD or Lynora recently? (I know that BT is out working "in the field".)

I'm here to bring sunshine on those dark days as an Aasimar Sorcerer/Cleric. Can't forget about the divine blooded can we?

A blend of squid, turnips, and goat cheese. Pretty good, huh?

I have OJ and Vodka. Anyone care for a round or two? I can make Cap Cods if you need them.

[Shadow Jumps in, looks down at all the beer cans]

'Sup folks. You didn't break the Jackapult while I was gone, did ya?

:)

I didn't touch it honest.

:::Sweeps away several empty bottles of vodka and Sunny D. with his left leg:::

What a wicked idea and I approve of it. Vdara Deathrays anyone?

Follow the Sunbeam

Pics. It happened.

That's one way of smiting the infernal. Just look how satisfied she is.

I just saw the A-Team movie Monday. Inspiring, make me want to do something suicidal. I tell you, I want to fly a tank just like that.

Sunny Godhead wrote:

I'm back!

I've brought orange juice and vodka for everyone.

Miss me.

Of course. :)

But you sure haven't forgotten how to make an entrance. :)

Bight and shiny, that's who I am.

:::quickly and divinely mixes vodka, Orange Juice, and Goldschlagger and a pinch of lemon into a flake filled concoction:::

Drink up, I call this one the Rising Sun.

I'm back!

I've brought orange juice and vodka for everyone.

Miss me.

DJ Jack wrote:

Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!

Where's my flamethrower?

Someone Called?

Drinks anyone?

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

Well yes, peeking into the girl's showers comes to mind.

I'll be running bar.

Hands each club member the Glacier

This one makes me green.

Okay mix one part Hpnotiq and one part Hennessey, pour together and watch them turn green.

This one is called "The Incredible Hulk."

Frat Jack and the other Jacks will like this one.

Okay, second beverage, take 1 pint of Jagermeister, 1 pint of Rumplemintz, 1 pint of Golschlager, bend in ice and serve chilled. The ladies will love and go down like the Titanic. This is called "The Glacier."

Teach me big boy.

This one is for Callous Jack.

Pour one shot of Vodka first, any brand, if you like flavored vodka, Raspberry or Vanilla, that will do. Pour that first followed by a shot of Southern Comfort on top of the vodka. Do not shake, stir, or let the liquor settle. Slam it down immediately.

It's called "The Middle Finger."

Hey, Back from Las Vegas and New Year's Day 2010. Wow! That town rocks on the Strip. Anyway, I have recipes for some new hard liquor combinations. Anyone interested?

I'd like to stay around a bit longer, but I'd melt all the snowmen.

Merry Christmas!

Someone is jealous...

I'm not. Can I join Lynora? I'm not Kobold Cleaver and I promise to light up anyone's sex life. Ladies only.

Meanwhile in the Sanctum of Sunny G.

Sunny closes his eyes and focuses for a moment, then opens them again.

"I understand Roberts...., send them up immediately."

"Seems you have company downstairs. A young elemental, a young wolfling, a someone who looks like he wrestled with Bouncer, without the necessary protection of fire immunity spells I may add."

"Well, we can hope that the attacl at the warehouse isn't being staged by them, and that they'll be distracted while we take care of this."

"Attack?"

Sunny G. motions with his hands and the memories of Devlyn's encounter come to mind.

"My acolytes have been observing a wizard in the Bazaar lately. A wizard named Solmyr. All they can gather is that he was a victim of larceny on the part of Zhalail or one of her allies. Perhaps, he can aide you in his quest?"

Tristan the Waif wrote:

Oroth Sunschild wrote:

"Whoever he is doesn't know what we can do, Tristan. I swear I'll get you out of there if anything goes wrong. No matter what."

:::I don't know. I touched him once and it's like he wasn't there.:::

Tristan shivers with fear.

"It seems to me they all are afraid of you, since they all want you out of the picture. Don't fear what fears you, Tristan."

"It seems in our communion, that Zhalail and her followers want Tristan alive. But for what, I have no clue. If you're going to aid Tristan, I would advise caution. And from what I've seen, he'll need to confront his parent's murderer first. I have something that may aid you in your little adventure."

He moves towards his large desk and opens a drawer. he removes a gold box and remove a gold plated arrow, no more than two inches in length.

"This is an arrow of direction. A small, but useful trinket in locating lost or hidden objects. Tristan, if there is anything that aide you, now is the time to speak."

He looks to the others.

"Anything you think you'll need, let me know. I will fund this little endeavor."