St John the Baptist's page

I'm like the 3.5 of Christianity.

Freehold DM wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Alrighty folks. Stuff to do. Try to have a good day, and remember, let's be careful out there.

leaves a sixpack of Haterade(tm): Brains for the dear zombie

I reject your hate! From this moment on, my heart will be filled with nothing but love for my fellow man, and all God's creatures, great and small.

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Dude, we're nowhere near Lent.

Are there locusts here? Cuz I brought my honey dipping sauce!

They told me I wasn't being singled out...

Dammit, I'm not Bob! Pay attention, people!

a kindraker? I'd hate to see what happens when Jesùs gets mad and starts gouging people with his rake.

IMMIGRATION? I SHOW YOU!

Kind-raker? People who rake kinder deserve the gouging they get from Jesus.

re: compromise......it all depends.

there's a time to every purpose under heaven.

Semitic wisdom for the win! Take that, Eurotrash!

Lunar holidays for the WIN!

I am Alpha, I am Omega.

Jesus punctuates better'n you.

I know what day it is.

Sure. Dance for my death and then a kiss will make things all better...

Pshaw. You people don't know how the whole sainthood thing works.

I want God to let me shove those bolts up some vipers' ass!

Psst. If I were you guys, I'd stay away from that Salome b*~@+.

I like elephants, but I'm pretty sure they're not kosha...

St John the Baptist wrote:

I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...

Jeepers! Where?

YOU! You're all...sparkly!

I didn't know vampires where allowed in heaven...

Martyr post

Chuul, huh? Spiders aren't insects. Is Chuul some kind of lobster?

Man, this eatery is a LOT more friendly than that other place.

Sets large, bear-shaped squeeze bottle on the table, lifts his head off of silver platter and reattaches it to his neck.

Blood_Sample wrote:

Blood Sample flies in and drops gasoline and a match on St. John. It's not honey, but the flames will keep the bug amused for hours to come.

Got ya! *Fires at Blood Sample*

Laughs at harmless flames as bug parts fall out of his mouth.

More ignorance of Saints I see!

Passes on to the next bug thread.

The Lord hath given! Thou shalt not take away!

Runs through thread, quickly stuffing flying snacks into his mouth.

Beaks are handy for this sort of thing.

That pic is pretty darn funny...

St John the Baptist wrote:

Ya know, ravens are regular friends of mine...have you tried drizzling honey on these crunchy little guys?

Nah, it gums up the chocolate fountain...

Ugh, do you think you could get that pesky thing out of my ear?

Ya know, ravens are regular friends of mine...have you tried drizzling honey on these crunchy little guys?

Mmm...these big yellow ones taste just like shrimp!

....I've been told.

NOM NOM NOM!

Don't know much about saints do ya, Lord of the Flies?

Continues feasting on clean insects.

Hey, anybody got any honey?

WOW! Another 24 hr All-You-Can-Eat!

NOM NOM NOM!

Baruch atta, hamelekh haolam...

Starts chowing down on scrumptious clean insects.

M-mmm...this thread is a Nazarite smorgasbord!

DEE-LISH!