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I think an awakened animal with druid levels should be able to summon humans as flesh artillery.

TWO LEGS BAD!
FOUR LEGS GOOD!

Oh, Scott; didn't you know?

When it's a poster as well-informed and level-headed as Pax, and directed at WotC, it isn't vitriol; it's life-giving 'aqua vitae'....

Hmmm... I missed the part in Pax's threads where he claimed to have a doctorate and then started bleating like a pig when WotC changed the grapple rules.

I like the new grapple rules!

The reduction of the size bonus from +4 to +1 per step, and the automatic rolling of Dex into the target DC, mean I can run rings round the fascistic puppets of the bourgeoise capitalist-industrialist conspiracy.

Four legs good!
Two legs bad!

Vive la revolution!

It seems that some VCs are going to have to 'dance' with Squeely Nord for telling super special secrets.

Dance!

DANCE!

DANCE FOR ME!

DANCING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!

<Flashdance theme>

Yes; send your beloved companions, to me, at CritterCreche™.

I will see they are fed, and given plenty of exercise.

Don't listen to him!

Four legs good!
Two legs bad!

Four legs good!
Two legs bad!

EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR PORCINES!

DOWN WITH THE RESTRICTIVE PRACTICES OF THE CANINE CLOSED SHOP!

As for the witch story, it would have worked just as well from the perspective of a raven or a fox or a viper (all critters with sinister / sly reputations), but gone in a creepier / alien direction if the witch had a centipede or a spider for a familiar, and perhaps been harder to take seriously if her familiar had been a pig or a toad...

Hey!

Us hogs don't get no respect.
I'm tellin' my big brother on you!

I do not approve of this message.

Squeeeee!

"For my first official pronouncement, I have only this to say..."

"Two legs bad! Four legs good!"

I've learned that I lurk on a lot of threads, and end up finding and posting on most threads long after they have ended just because they were a great read.

It's a very Cerebral community.

Hail the Earth-Pig!

It was so much fun to hang out with everyone and have other iconics to share pictures with! I know that people are going to remember this and expect it next year...rightfully so because I will definitely be in costume again! :o)

Will you be wanting more boar grease, for the hairdo?

Just give us a shout, and I rustle some up.

Self defence.

Get them, before they get you!

Four legs good!
Two legs bad!

{re Brilliant Energy monk} Nah, he just has to wear bacon for shoes.

but it has to be living, not formerly living. Otherwise brilliant energy would not have problems with undead. So, knowing that, he would have to wear live pigs for shoes instead of bacon..

Squealing, live pigs.

"IT BUUUURRNSSSS!!!!"

Certainly the paladin has excellent saves but how does he have a better animal companion then a druid? Heavy horse doesnt even come close to the big cat in terms of combat strength. Or are you among those that allow the paladin to use most anything for a mount?

I think they should be able to go the whole hog.

<Mon Mothma voice>Many Pigs died to bring us this dinner...</Mon Mothma Voice> ;)

SQUEEEE!

Flying pigs are cool.

<muffled> Hey! What the? How did I get in this sphere???

<bangs on the sphere walls and wonders what kind of critter he'll be facing when he gets out>

"Hooooo-weeeeeehhhhhH!"

Stunning Sausage Attack!

Did you say something? I couldn't hear you over the swine flu.

<whu-cough>

Sorry.

<sniff>

Oseltamivir (Tamiflu) is a neuraminidase inhibitor : it prevents replication of the virus by targeting the 'N1' part of H1N1.

It isn't a vaccine.

I thought it was an oinkment.

Cake is best.
Yes indeed.

Pie is bad.
Especially pork pie.

Just a game?

"Hoooo-eeeeeeee!"

Seattle has a ridiculously high concentration of gamers. Why, just yesterday, while waiting in line at the cafe for my non-fat caramel latte, a game broke out between some paralegals and a bike messenger. It was a Nic Logue mini adventure, so everyone's characters had been molested by hillbillies before they got their drinks.

I will never be clean again.

It was meeeeee!

Squeeee!

0_o!?!?!?!?!

"Hoo-eeeeeee!"

<scarper>