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Meeeeeeee! I always wanted to egg a Leng.

I can jug you if you want me to...

Ah June will soon be here in its scorching chaos. Soon the heat will lead to "summer eggings" on beaches, lakes, and Bar-B-Q pits across the Northern Hemisphere. I can hear the screams already hear the screams in the waning days of incubation.

*SCREAMS IN TERROR*

That's Moi-der!

A paperclip does the job better. >_>

But when cleaning earwax, don't jab yourself in the eye.

GO TEAM CHAOS!

Drops off a large crate, opens the crate, and lets several hundred chicken run around the thread

Chickens of World! YOU ARE FREE!

In the world of next Tuesday, Giant Ants will have taken over the world.

I thought it was going to be giant beetles. I so do like trees.

Hamburgers!

runs around in circles screaming madly

Punishment only. Your rewarded with an "egging."

Ever drive a train to sunrise? Now you can with the new Chaos Credit Card.

Interest rates vary from day-to-day and month-to-month. Yes, never pay the same interest on the same day or night ever again.

~~~Hands every slaad in this thread a chaos credit card~~~

Free "eggings" for everyone else...

Maybe. If they're elastic enough, they could do the twist.

Really? I like tooth picks.

I offend people and people too. Then I "egg" them.

My eggings are colorful with showers of blood and symphonies of screams.

I like Easter Egging Hunts.

Kids think they are hunting for eggs. Little do they know, my eggs are hunting for them.

Excellent my Tossed Slaad.

Beautiful chaos prevented me from "egging" this year, but soon Memorial Day and the Forth of July will give humanity something to "egg" about.

Nihongo wa wakarimasu, Hai!

Dear FeulDrop

An elder Slaad can help keep to young "egglings" in a somewhat straight line. And when it comes to a contract, there really is no such thing as a contract to a slaad.

Spicy Nacho Slaad
My name is trademarked.

A new color: Royal Chaos Purple. Hmmmmm....

FAIL101 4 credit hours

Drivers' Ed, Fire Safety, and Sex Ed
Instructor: Lori Grimes

Can I bring "eggs" to class?

The turkey in the rotunda gobbles sideways.

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

I have nothing to say, honestly....

GO TEAM CHAOS

Teams are for chumps.

Or spunging off of for lunch.

Eggs El Cid

May your larvae grow chaotic..., SIR!

Buzzer, fuzzer, blizzard, wizard, in that disruptive progression.

I say mondays suck.

Oh, and Spicy Nacho Slaad, you were confused yesterday. You should stop hitting yourself.

Confused, I thought I was hitting myself tomorrow, but a day early...

I have nothing to say, honestly....

GO TEAM CHAOS

Argyle!

I never get tired of nacho sauce either.

The sauce itself is an admixture of perpendicular politicians, four shades of indigo, and two Twix bars.

You're move.

OH NOES!!!

** spoiler omitted **

I'm gonna write a book and call it Chaos in the toilet bowl.

Yes, my larvae had a hearty meal. And his screams had heart. His last words said were, "My heat, my heart, my heart!"

So I egged him again.

We egged "heart" because he was the useless fifth element. His screams were delightful.

The breath of a sylph, the tears of a marid, the carbon scoring of a salamander, and the dried puss of a xorn...

By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

Wow! That combination of chaos boggles the mind. Me-za likes it.

GO TEAM PLANET CHAOS!

Shyu-shi-mi!

I'm Jumpin'!

Chaotics of the Thread, Scatter! Huzzah!

Heal, no, Heal-to-Toe stride!

Much better. Time to make Footprints only a Slaad could recognize.

CAKE!!

COOKIES!

WITH BUTTER.

Mmmmmm, Mashed potatoes and butter.

Skyrim has taken the chaos out of this thread, then again its put more insanity, er, insanoty into my life.

Free eggings for a 41st first birthday too.

You can't spell excellent without egg.

Damn Straight, or was that crooked?

That's Kaos...with a K.

Right. Kaos with an excellent "K". Or was that left.

Crashes into the thread in a sheath of fire carrying a copy of Skyrim under one arm and a fire extinguisher in another.

I leave for a week to "egg" some Nords and I find the place in chaos.

Excellent!

Cricket anyone?

Deciding on a new mantra of the new year...,

GO TEAM CHAOS!

TEAM GO CHAOS GO!

or

TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Ceaser Slaad wrote:

I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader

I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.

Ah, but you must understand that in order for anarchy and chaos to succeed, ... there must be a minimal amount of organization. You may spawn wherever you please, but in the absence of eggs it won't do much good. I had earlier declared that the entire multiverse was our spawning grounds, but then that ended up with too few slaad trying to spawn over too large an area. In order to make sure that the spawning is effective and that many more young slaad are produced, thereby maximizing the amount of anarchy and chaos, it has become necessary to reduce the size of the spawning grounds such that all the eggs are in one place and all the spawning that takes place will be effective. This thread is perfect for that, as well as helping to increase anarchy and chaos in and of itself when that nitwit who started it complains about people posting in it. I say posting in it isn't good enough. Spawning is the answer! Let the spawning begin!!

- Your Glorious Leader

I'll be on the Strip New Year's Eve in the guise of the human "egging" as many hapless drunk fools whilst using my DROID to photograph their impending births.

Here's to spawning in 2012, or was that 2013. Human calenders, too idiosyncratic for my taste.

I have no choice but to make it official. From now on all Slaad are supposed to reply to this thread for purposes of spawning.

- Your Glorious Leader

I spawn everywhere and anywhere. It so much more chaotic that way.

Aberzombie wrote:

Bottle!

Potato?! That's a damn impressive disguise. And completely unexpected, so kudos on the Chaotic costume!

Yea, he doesn't even look like a slaad anymore. I'll egg him just to be safe.

Need something spicy?

Jabba, jabba, jabba.

Aspidistra!

Fills tall glasses with Yule-Tide Egg-Nog

This thread needs some slaad.

Eggs Aberzombie and Crimson Jester

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Bieber!

{fails save vs. Power Word: Deafen} Owww, my ears just popped. {ears continue to smoke} Hey, it got awful quiet in here...

Wow! That was a neat trick. You'll need to teach me one that sometime.

Eggs Ambrosia Slaad