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Dude, I heard your whole shipment of minis has been replaced by pugwampis. 2,000 pugwampis.
That are covered in poutine.

It was on a Windjammer;
found out about it from this book:
Windjammers: The Final Story

it's on page 35; I can't copy/paste

This is for the OP; I'm sure there's some anachronisms to it somehow, but I thought it had a really dismal vibe to it. Sorry I'm not historically and technically accurate enough for some; I'm kinda land locked and not as big a nautical expert as.....others......

I figured, though, that in a game with flying winged horses, giant people whose hips don't shatter when they run, and corpses that walk around and suck blood for some reason and turn into bats, it wouldn't really suspend disbelief too much to have a chain locker with an actual chain instead of a cable on it on a pirate ship.

Is that you, Pappa Smurf? Is this me?

That's unSmurfy.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I didn't knew he drew Slaine.

I could tell he'd seen Biz's Slaine before........and I definitely get a Michael Golden vibe.

Wow thanks Mr. Shiny - cool. Did any of you play or take a look at Mongooses Slaine D20 game it was a fun brutal bloody low magic game.

I was kinda cash strapped when it came out; I wanted to though.

I looked through it, and I have a lot of those comics, awa the whole Horned God series.

Captain America, Master of the Mystic Warp Spasm by Liefeld
NSFW!!!

I didn't knew he drew Slaine.
I could tell he'd seen Biz's Slaine before........and I definitely get a Michael Golden vibe.

"Hulk feeling more in touch with Hulk's She-Hulk side."

zylphryx is banned for being a SWINEd flayer.

Being a year younger than everybody in class was fun.
I knew as many different flavors of dirt as eskimos have words for snow.

I live in Canada. He attended JK when he was three. They said that if his fourth birthday fell before the month of December, he was to go to school. He's going half-days. I was blown away, too, when I got the notice that my son was old enough to attend school. I spoke to them and was assured that this was the appropriate age to attend school. I've considered removing him from school. The time he was sent home sick, I get. I wish he had been actually ill instead of having choked on something, but hey. The time today and many others before, I don't/

That's.....wow. My daughter CAN'T start kindergarten this year because she turns 5 in October, which is past the cutoff, so she has to wait until next year.

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!

(we'll send her to pre-K though. She WANTS to go, and.....she's ready. Right now. Youngest of three,......she doesn't understand why she can't go to Pre-K next week).

Another book I found says "stowing the cable" is the worst job on a sailing ship.
You gotta go in a cable box, a small room, as the anchor comes up and arrange the chain so it doesn't snag up when the anchor goes back down. You end up on your hands and knees on a pile of skanky chain that has been in the ocean for a good long time, so it's covered with grime and barnacles and whatnot,.... and......if it so happens that the anchor drops back down unexpectedly,....you can get really badly hurt.

Down to the bilge, to work the bilge pump and tar and caulk the boards.

It's dank, hot, and filled with slithy detritus or sloshing water and detritus if the bilge needs pumping out.

Really mean;.....a few lashes from a whip before one goes down into that filthy place,......

The mad badger is banned for eating LARva. Eeeeew, disgusting!!! You're disGUSting, Mad Badger!!!

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I didn't mean to smurf nothing. Doesn't have to smurf nothing.

Sorry... One does not merely smurf into Smurf.

I used to be a smurf like you.....until I took an arrow to the smurf.

Jokey is in the DC Universe, being mean to Batman.

RANGE ROGUE!!! RANGE ROGUE!!!
Thankyou, Mrs. Torrance.

Aww man.....the ninja smurf trick no workee no more.

with butter?

HULK......SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURF!!!

I posted "unSmurfy" and it didn't work, so I got curious.

Guys....cmon. I was just seeing if smurf still worked.

supersmurfafragilisticexpialidocious!

gran is banned for being a Gargameld's skanky little henchman.

yknow. just a smurf loaf.

NO! I WAS JUST SMURFING A TEST SMURF!!!

I didn't mean to smurf nothing. Doesn't have to smurf nothing.

unsmurf. doesn't work.

just smurfing something.

I guess I coddle him; he's a head shorter at school, so he gets tender ministrations from the beaters.

The middle girl is a "Heather," and the littleist girl doesn't take any crap from anybody. She's going to be a beater I reckon.

I was "a beaten" too, so know what that's like.

Then, you go from 5'6" in 10th grade to 6' in 12th and the beatings end for the most part. well, the "daily" ones anyway.

smurfinating, Captain.

absoSmurfinlutely

Smurfy

unSmurfy

smurf

gran is banned for being unSmurfy to shrooms.

"PEACH my GISH!"

"Why can't {some class} have nice things?"

iwin

My 4 yo daughter helped me clean up the house yesterday.
My 7 yo daughter wanted to; she's got a fever though, so I wouldn't let her.
My 9 yo son......he's a lost cause I think sometimes. I don't know what to do with him; I think he's scared of failure more than lazy though.
I was a bum when I was a kid; I work my ass off now though. Maybe there is hope?.....

166.) You don't have to be the guy who does all the damn work, if you can figure out how to be the guy who takes credit for doing all the damn work. In fact, while the other guy is doing former, it gives you ample time to think about how to do the latter.

Learning. About bacon.

woah. stuff you grow in your own garden is sooooooo gooood.

So THAT'S why they call it butter squash.

Those giant pumpkins always remind me (uncomfortably) of the Elephant Man's head. Is that strange?

OH, BEHAVE!!!

Oops, nevermind.

BACON!!!

Who cares? I get my wife video games for Valentine's Day.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

bacon!!!

bacon!!!