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yup.


bacon!


Cr500cricket wrote:
Probably having pizza for dinner

I see a trend emerging.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
The Ren Faire yesterday was awesome. I hadn't been to one in years. I forgot how fun they can be. John wants to make it a yearly thing.

STIMPY!!!


hzuzzzuh


win


map of arms flows from 1950-2006


according to Wiki,

Russia is still number one, US is number two,
China is number three.

Everything down to 15 is in Europe except for Israel and South Korea.


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It's gotta be a joke.

He's gonna stand up and say, "LOOK AT ME!!! I'M JESUS!!! EVERYBODY IN THE HOTTUB!!!"


I don't care, I don't believe it.


I am still hoping this is b!%$++#+.


Aberzombie wrote:
Best part about it, being in Texas I'll be able to grill pretty much the whole year round. Except for maybe some of the worst days - like if it's raining really bad, or something.

It does that for 5 minutes.


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Orthos wrote:
There are so many things wrong with that statement in so many ways that I'm just going to cut my losses and do something more productive with my evening.

Like hit yourself in the head with a bedroom slipper over and over or count the tile on the ceiling again. Or both at the same time.


The problem ain't parents disciplining their kids anymore. It's dumbasses who let their kids run wild like little savages anymore.

We were at the bakery.....this is a sad story. There was a glass display case of desserts, and naturally the kids go up to it. So I tell my kids "keep your hands and faces off of that glass, some poor guy has to clean all that stuff! Think about other people once in a while!"

And the people working there were mystified. They'd never heard anybody tell their kids to not touch the glass.

Sad commentary really. I don't know if it's stupidity, selfishness, or a sad mixture of both.


Aranna wrote:

So much intolerant atheism in here, sad.

do tell.


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I'm not the bookburning type, but it's all my s~$~ til you get out of my house and get your own house and get your own crap that you bought with your own money. See, this is because kids, although they think they know everything, don't actually know much of anything, and have to learn before they turn into adults that don't know anything and go around popping off about crap they really don't know about. They don't know what the hell they're doing, I do, and if they are using their crap to do dumb crap then I'm taking control of it, up to and including destruction or liquidation if need be. Plain and simple. This is why, frinstince, my kids can't have a motor bike, even though the dumbass next door bought his son one and he's already broken his leg riding it. I don't let my kids have bee bee guns either, and I don't have firearms in the house, although if I need one for some reason I will go and acquire one. They aren't old enough to make smart choices yet, and so by default I am the custodian of all of their physical property. If my son came home with a bee bee gun next month that he bought with his own money, I would take the bee bee gun away from him. I would not write him an apology letter, and if he called the police they would tell him to listen to his father because he knows what he's doing.
That is because if they tried to charge me with theft of his bee bee gun, I would sue them when somebody inevitably got their eye shot out.
Because, kids are dumbasses. They do dumb s++@.

Now, if you bought my kid a tablet, I'd look at you really strange. Frankly I'd wonder if you were a child molester. You also have to understand that if my kid is using the tablet to do stupid crap, or stay up all night and not getting enough sleep because he's playing with his tablet, or god knows what else, then yes; he's not getting his tablet for a while, and.....well.....if you bought it for him, I'm not going to ask your permission in the matter. I guess I'd give you the tablet back: this is why I don't accept expensive gifts from neurotic people who think they've bought me with material objects.

Regarding religion; I don't think anybody knows if there's a god or whatever, and I really don't care what anybody thinks. My kids want to go to Sunday school they can, if they don't want to go I wouldn't force them to. It's not nearly as big a deal as freaked out atheists on the internet would have you believe. My son's a bible thumper and doesn't believe in cavemen even, my daughter's probably an atheist, and my other daughter, god only knows; she'll probably prove or disprove the existence of god once and for all. Next year it'll probably all change.


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Gyromancer wrote:
Gyromancer said wrote:
I'll be a little more specific. If a Druid fornicates with a vampire would it go against the natural order enough to revoke druid status?

I have ruled before that necromantic items and effects are "not natchy" and would result in loss of druidic abilities because it grossly violates a Druid's bond with the natural world (As with something like necrophelia). I'm trying to an outside perspective regarding consensual copulation between a druid 6 and a Vampire Sorcerer 19. Does anyone else think this crosses some kind of ethical boundary for a druid?

I figure druids can be liches or vampires, so it's okee dokee.

I'm used to Slaine: The Horned God's Weird Slough Feg
and the idea that death is a part of nature, so the whole undead/druid thing doesn't bother me really. Now, whether or not it's a scuzzy thing to do, that's another question; I don't reckon they need an atonement spell though.

If you capture all the fey in a valley and suck their souls out to give to a demon lord......yeah, that's "lose your powers" time.


Aberzombie wrote:
Bit O' trivia - apparently, one of the earlier scripts for Aliens had Ripley and Newt come across a cocooned Burke. He tells them he can feel the chest burster moving around inside him, and begs them to help him. Ripley gives him a grenade and walks away.

they also had them a little whippet dog to play the baby alien in the first movie; it didn't look scarry enough though.


some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade


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crazy old timey movies from hell


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still a better romance than Twilight.


Legion Janus wrote:
Usagi Yojimbo wrote:
Legion Janus wrote:


Though, if you want to be technical, World War 3 already happened. It happened in the 1940s. World War 1 is known as the French and Indian War.
No one in the rest of the world calls it that, the North American theatre was a sideshow to what was happening in Europe.

Bah! Everyone knows this is the correct map of the solar system. No worries. We'll educated you Yoo-Oh-Pee-Uns eventually

:P

Fragging American education system not covering the entirety of a massive fragging war...

It's really all just a matter of what's interesting or cogent.

For example, in Indian reckoning of history, there was absolutely no mention or record of Alexander the Great invading them. He failed there, so they really didn't give a s$&& one way or the other to even remember him.

There was this thing I call the "F&%&ing 1,945 Year War" in Europe, and we went over there and put the Kybosh on it in 1945 for the most part.


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The Lord Auxmaulous wrote:

Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives.

Just walk away ....and there will be an end to the Horror.

I had to look up Emil Minty, to see what he was up to.


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World War IV


Stanislav Petrov, hero of the Cold War and real life savior of the planet.

Way I figure, the more bobo's that end up getting nukes, the closer the chances of something like a flock of seagulls beginning armageddon approach 100%.

There will be no sides, no lines,

Just a recreation of this episode of Three Stooges with ICBM's instead of pies.

Then, we can have The Road, and the starvation, and the redneck cannibals with shotguns.

I also predict that, within 20 years, we will see the first nuclear exchange brought about by a discussion on twitter.


Yup.


Well, I will petition that .gov site to see if it can be renamed "Washington D.L." ie District of LazarXia, since you apparently would have done it righter.


ShadowcatX wrote:

Don't listen to the nay sayers, I think this is a great idea! So good in fact it is probably worthy of being your life's work. And actually, it is definitely worthy of being your life's work. You should probably get started on it right away, and remember to devote ALL your time to it, no more free time to post on Paizo, that's time you could be calling companies to get their billion dollar donations. . .

I know what you're trying to do, but it won't work. He doesn't have the gumption to pull it off.


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yellowdingo wrote:
LazarX wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Carl Sagan

There's also the matter that Columbus was outright WRONG. He seriously underestimated the distance that India would have been the long way around, and his crew would have starved to death if the American continents did not get in his way. Nor did he even once recognize the fact after four Voyages that he never reached the East Indies. It's not necessarily true that so many rejected Columbus because they were Flat Earthers, only that he did not have a route that would be profitable to the East Indies over the one already used and dominated by Portugal, and in the end his Voyages gave no initial return on the investment Isabella put into them, which is among the reasons why he came home from his last voyage in shackles.
Columbus was likely thinking what are the odds there is a continent in my way running from the north pole to south pole...at best a sea of islands like on the south pacific charts.

He probably b~+%~**&ted the numbers, because selling a 3000 mile trip is easier than selling a 12000 mile trip.

Backers are kinda useful, and if they're not hip to Eratosthenes, you oughtta tell them that Cipangu is 3000 miles thatta way instead of 12000 miles......

Or, as Bob told Nadine in Drugstore Cowboy, "Next time you step into the middle of one of my deals to help me with my arithmetic, I'll sell you to the first one-eyed carnival freak I can find for a pack of chewing gum!"

NSFW.......narcotics dealing....


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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Carl Sagan


ShinHakkaider wrote:
Tom Brevoort calls out the naysayers who think the changes will revert by the time these characters next movies come out...

I will bet him ten times that that Thor won't be played by a woman in Age of Ultron.


You could call somebody who cared for a quarter.


Talk is cheap. You don't know until you're under the gun.


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lordzack wrote:
DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

To all you people complaining. You are the worst.

This is a great springboard for stories, and Classic Thor will still exist in the title: "The Unworthy Thor".

Captain America is going to be replaced by Sam Wilson, and the next year or two of Marvel will be about legacies and eventually the precious status-quo will be restored. Can people not just enjoy the stories as they are told without moaning?

Maybe there isn't anything there to enjoy? I haven't even been reading Marvel comics because they don't tell good stories in the first place. This isn't suddenly going to change that.

I kinda wish William S. Burroughs would do a comic book and make Thor female because then it would be worth reading. Or, maybe Alan Moore, since he's alive and all.

Otherwise, I get the feeling that it's just "hey! look! Marvel made Thor a woman; aren't we sooooooo groovy? Now look at DC.....the whole JLA is a Meat Locker. Wow; they sure are misogynists. Poor Wonder Person."

If the story's good, the thing redeems itself and it doesn't matter.
I like Rat Queens i.e. a DnD group of women who have a Fafhrd/Grey Mauser mentality but they aren't dudes. I liked the Authority i.e. a bunch of crazy "heroes" with a gay Superman and Batman ripoff, but hey the stories were awesome. Yay. Superman's (Apollo) gay. Batman's (Midnighter) gay. I don't give a s%*+ one way or the other, but the story and art were awesome. They killed the Avengers, they killed the X Men; it was awesome!!! The thing didn't try to rest on the crux of "wow; we have a gay Superman/Batman; aren't we so f$**ing snazzy?"

It's actually really awesome when this kind of affirmitave action for fictional characters deal doesn't end up being a snorefest.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
baaacon!!!

baaacon!!!


baaacon!!!


.......


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such treason

so mango

wow


Taught by the powers that preach over me
I can hear their empty reasons
I wouldn't listen, I learned how to fight
I opened up my mind to treason
But just like the wounded, and when it's too late
They'll remember, they'll surrender
Never a care for the people who hate
Underestimate me now


So are they going to make Movie Thor Katie Sackhoff now?

No. No they are not.

Because this is just Marvel Cheezy Marketing Gimmick # 5,812, and like when DC "Kills" Batman or Superman, it will all be back to normal in 6 months.


Oh Yay.

Mavel Cheezy Marketing Gimmick # 5,812.

I wonder if anybody's going to whinge because she has boobplate, or let it slide because this is definitely going to pull feminism into the 21st century.


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

right on!


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

I am. I'm jetting though.


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

MIS degree.


YEEEEEEEHAW!!!


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

Oh yeah. Definitely.


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

Most geometry, I own.

The algebra's proving to be a b%!#@. I'm fatigued, and I can't work the problems maybe sleep will help me out.


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D. The answer is D.

"DOH!!!"


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!
Vattnisse wrote:
Yeah, good luck. What grad school path are you applying to?

I have a bsba in finance from aeons ago, and I'm looking at an MIS degree. Backend computer stuff.

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