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Disagreement with previous post, in an attempt to preserve the illusion that the poster is an autonomous entity.

Brash and obnoxious challenge to Kobold cleaver's manhood.

Insinuations that relate Kobold Cleaver to the Grauls.

Annoying ghetto slang that was intended to intimidate Kobold Cleaver, but is mis-applied and loses all force.

Impractical physical threats and bluster.

Claim that this post is all a form of humour, when it most obviously is not.

Plea for moderation.

Statement that ends badly.

Mention that the phrase in quotes, above, is a quote from "Mars Attacks!"

Statement that the thread needs the previous poster, or the thread is doomed.

Refutation of previous quotes about Kool-Aid.

Aside that the Jonestown massacre did not, in fact, use Kool-Aid, but used a different, less well known, sugar and colouring instant juice analogue.

Resigned statement that trolling is going to start, which blithely ignores the trolling in this very post, and the last.

Hello Frank.

More of us here than you may think.

Post directing the previous poster to the many threads that are already all smurfed up.

Post which claims to have seen the light as a result of the previous post.

Post that agrees with the previous poster zealously and sycophantically, in accordance with a sock puppet's true nature.

666th post in the thread, which starts by mentioning plausible co-incidences like chernobyl being the russian word for wormwood and the strangeness of the 666 in barcodes but then plummets headlong into absurdity by claiming secret knowledge of the Mayan calendar and claims roswell was magic mirror of the Ur-Men heralding the four horsemen, which correspond to the mentioned unmentionable four corporations.

Post that points out that the previous post was a paradox.