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88 posts. Alias of Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012).


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Wheeeee! Are you going to PaizoCon?


We need more bears in here!


Skrillex rawks!!


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Goin' For A Troll wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
I'mma pokin' the bear.
How does the bear feel about that?

Will you f~!#ers just leave me the f#!@ alone?!?!!!


Wheeeeeeee!

Did you miss me?


Studpuffin wrote:
2 Kings 2: 23-24 wrote:
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
I don't know why I posted it, but that is just bad ass!

Wheeeeeeeee! Of course it is!


Mac Boyce wrote:
I thought bears liked to whizz on younger men?????

Wheeeeee! Wait, what? O_o


Wheeeeeeee! Bears like to whizz on threads!


Treppa wrote:
Philosophical question: If you bombard a person with emails but they never check them, are you still annoying?

Wheeeee! Does a bear poop on the Pope?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Wow, nine months have gone by quickly!

I hope everything comes out okay.

The cornier it is, the older it never gets.

Borders filed for Chapter 11. I knew it was coming. Oh well, there were my number one miniatures store, but miniatures aren't going to be made anymore anyway. Weird, douchey times.

Wheeeeee!

You rang?


Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:

Morning, FAWTLs! I hope everyone had a great weekend and is enjoying a good Cyber Monday.

I'm back and the grindstone. Yay.

Freehold DM wrote:
And yesterday? I allowed my laundry to do me.
That was very generous of you, FHDM.
It was gentle. I think that was because of the fabric softener, but I can't be sure.
Had to be the fabric softener, I *h8* that stupid snuggly bear... ;)

Where do you live? I'm going to go there and kick your ass!

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Are we sacrificing virgins for Halloween this year? You promised we could last year...
They're so hard to find...

Around here? Are you kidding?

Wheeeeeee!


Moorluck wrote:
I'm bored. Where's b*%!#y the Crap Bear when I need to kick someone in the teeth?

Wheeee! Fatard!


Aberzombie wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Everything is more awesome with bears.
+1! Bears are f@!*ing cool!

Most bears!

Wheeeeee!


I scared them all off.


Hmmm...let's see whose ass I can threaten to kick.

<Looks at the rug>

Holy s$~&!!!!


Smokey the Bear wrote:

Only you can stop obesity with regular ass kickings.

ONLY YOU.

Watch it bub. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

Wheeeeee!


Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:

What part of ONE WORD don't you get? There is no leading up to it! Has to be sexual all on it own!

Suckle.
lick
snorkel.

?? Not really doing it for me.

Ride

Motorboat
Bounce

I'm Better! Wheee!


Whee! When you want douchey laundry, just use me!


Mmmmm...honey


Studpuffin wrote:
Be careful flashing your berries. You might attract bears.

Wheeeee! Are you going to GenCon? If you are, I'm gonna kick you in the berries!


Patrick Curtin wrote:
taig wrote:


hold monkey

Will Save 1d20+1000

nyah nyah!

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The DC is the same as my IQ. So...never mind, you would have made it anyway.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!


Aberzombie wrote:
Snuggle wrote:


You're afraid you're going to make yourself cry?

If, by "make yourself cry", you mean laughing until I tear up after humiliating you, then yes.

Snuggle wrote:

See what I did there? I turned your words around on you. Burn!! I am soooooo smart!

Oh yes, you're far to clever for me. Why, you're even completing whole sentences now. I'm so proud. :)

You'll be laughing out of the other side of your mouth!

What does that even mean? Also, does this count as a sockpuppet?


Aberzombie wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Wheeeeee! I'm the smartest dumb ass on these boards!
Hey, quit stealing my thunder, jackass!
I'll see you at PaizoCon, where I might just kick your ass. If I'm not in the bathroom crying, that is.
Ooohhhh.....scary.....
I know the real reason you're not going to the con.
Ok, ya got me. It's because I don't want to be responsible for making a grown man cry. What can I say, I'm just that nice a guy.

You're afraid you're going to make yourself cry?

See what I did there? I turned your words around on you. Burn!! I am soooooo smart!

Wheeeee!!!!


Aberzombie wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Wheeeeee! I'm the smartest dumb ass on these boards!
Hey, quit stealing my thunder, jackass!
I'll see you at PaizoCon, where I might just kick your ass. If I'm not in the bathroom crying, that is.
Ooohhhh.....scary.....

I know the real reason you're not going to the con.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Wheeeeee! I'm the smartest dumb ass on these boards!
Hey, quit stealing my thunder, jackass!

I'll see you at PaizoCon, where I might just kick your ass. If I'm not in the bathroom crying, that is.


Heathansson wrote:
Too far to drive for how much I care.

Uh huh. That's what I thought.


I'm unna be in Amarillo Texas on August 23rd. I'll kick all your asses if you show up there.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Nice sentiment, but all I can see is people using it as another vehicle to let us know that their point of view is better than yours. I wonder how long it will be before Snuggle shows up to prove his superiority over us lesser mortals?
I think Snuggle's been restricted to the laundry closet for awhile.

weee...muffle muffle muffle


Moorluck wrote:
Snuggle wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.

Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.

My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.
It's because I'm so smart...not!
But the question is are you smart enough to accept that your going to get a knot jerked in your ass?

That's the whole point. Wheeeeeee!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:

I feel like the surest sign of intelligence is shown by the people who didn't post on that thread.

Sebastian had the right of it. When the conversation boils down to "my schwartz is bigger than your schwartz", it never ends well.

My advice could have been helpful. Instead, it was disregarded. It's just kind of sad.

It's because I'm so smart...not!


Sebastian wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

ROFLMAO!

here ya go, rudeboy.

Hey, don't go throwing around Rihanna's pet name for me like that. Anyone, I've got to get back to that stuff NASA sent me. Bunch of f*%@-ups.
Did that moron Hawking f#&@ up again? That guy doesn't know his a~~*~~% from his elbow.

Wheeeee! Good thing I'm so smart they've already hired me to fix everything already!

Also, just a reminder that I'll be at PaizoCon for nut punches!


Wheeeeee! I'm the smartest dumb ass on these boards!


Wheeeee! I'm a dumb ass...STILL!!!!


Wheeeee! I like Arizona tea!


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
Uwhizzen wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I thought I heard an ambulence in here...
Ambulance chasers piss me off!
Urninating in public, eh? That carries a rather stiff penalty. You've got to be friendly with a certain poster of the ursine persuasion.

Wheeeeeeee! I'm a dumbass!


Mister Moorluck wrote:
taig wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
taig wrote:

I'll be watching MacGruber with my son in 2 minutes. Surprisingly, no one else is in the theater with us. :)

I thought a MacGruber movie would only last two minutes. :-p
Thats what I was thinking.

Good God, what a stupid movie! I still couldn't help laughing at a couple of scenes. The humor was definitely appropriate for adolescents, which surprises me since they made it an R rated movie.

I've lost a few points of IQ, so I'm at Dingoian levels. :)

So the film was as jared as I thought it would be. ;)

I'd give it 5 Jareds.

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