Freddy the Fighter: ......and that's the last of the loot, all split up. So... what now?
Erik the Cleric: I'm going back to the Church of Bahamut. Gotta tithe some of this to the Dragon, you understand; plus, somebody's gotta sew that idiot bard back together.
Barto the Bard: (missing both arms and one and a half legs, and has a hole torn out of his throat) it only hurts when i pee ;_;
Freddy: Shut up, Bart. I think I can actually use this to pay the rent on the bar this month.
Rita the Rogue: And my share's going in our retirement fund, Fred! XD
Erik: You know, if the two of you are a couple, shouldn't you just get one share instead of two?
Rita: Not important.
Barto: someone find my other lung, i don't think the vampire sucked all the blood out of it ;_;
Amy the Alchemist: Shush, Bart. You guys know how many alchemy ingredients this'll buy? All of them. I'm looking sooooo forward to that Elemental Plane of Fire-produced alchemist's fire I found the recipe for. ^_^
Barto: i think some of my head's down to bare skull ;_;
Edvard Eddard, Evoker Extraordinaire: All right, fine, Bart's share goes to a Greater Restoration and a couple Regeneration spells. That'll leave him with... .......minus 750 gold.
Rita: Damn. Looks like we'll have to sell his rapier again.