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Smurf enters and delivers envelope addressed from the Wizard of Celn:

Wow! Look at what it is doing now!
I'm gonna kick smurf at the upcoming marbles competition...
I think I'll call you, "The Great Ball of Fire."
Puts in asbestos marbles bag.

Smurfity-doo-dah! You guys found my marble!

My marble went boom...<sniff>.

I wonder why it had a megalomaniacal personality? Still, it sparked so smurfily; I shall miss it.

Guess I'll go back home to Master.

Did anybody see where the smurf my sparking, talking marble went?

Ooo! This marble is powerful! It blasted my cat's eye to bits!

Ooooo! Shiny!

The smurf picks up the orb and goes to a corner, where it gets out its marble collection and starts to play.

The wizard gives directions to his minion, a small blue gnome who scurries about, placing candles around the points of the complicated diagram he has outlined around the empty golem shell on the floor.

Super smurfy work!

The smurfs come served in blue and white boxes!

Because...what does "SMURF!" not do? :D

You should have titled the thread, "What does 'smurf' not do?"!

Four-score and seven smurfs ago?
Cuz I never smurf backwards that far.

Four-score and seven smurfs ago, our foresmurfs smurfed forth on this continent, a new smurftion, conceived in smurfity, and dedicated to the proposition that all smurfs where smurfed equally.

Eeep!
Gets the smurf outta there.

Smurfs through the house yelling, "Borg!"

Smurf the tribbles to death, then smurf the succubi for fun!

We shall never smurfender!

Hewwo everybody. Did I hear someone say "smurf"?

seekerofshadowlight wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

*smurf*

*smurf*

*smurf*

Curse of the Crimson Starfish!

Heh! this is not new, yet remains smurfilicious!

Some things never get old, even if they aren't new!

Wow, you used to need an avatar to smurf. I guess I can get rid of Smurfurion's fake avatar now.

Smurf-tastic, eh?

Edit: O jeez, Lilith, really! Oh well, Great mind-ninja!

Merry Smurfin Christmas and a Happy New RPG Book!

I wish it did it simply if you have Smurf in your name.

But in plentiful smurfply!

Before the cream sets out too long, you must smurf it!

Hey, you look really smurfamiliar!

When a problem comes along, you must smurf it!

Not smurfgin!

The smurfs will all aid ally! You can't miss!

We smurfs may be numerous, but that toad can bilocate!

Quick smurfs, grab one leg and retreat to the kitchen!

Hey...where did all the other smurfs go???

Mmm! I bet the big frog already has a spicy cajun flavor! Smurfs swarm!

Smurf want to eat frogs!

Smurf it good!

Smurf-pile!

smurf! smurf!

Smurfity!

Go forth Smurfs! Smurf it to 'em!

You better smurfing run!

Smurfs! Defend the Jacks!